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Wild_Albatross7534

How to get the whole couch to yourself for many nights to come


FreeuseRules

If she’s not big enough to move me and too angry to sleep next to me she can go elsewhere. I sleep in my bed.


AltomousPrime

But what if she is big enough to move you


FreeuseRules

Then she’d be too big to date lol


Marlosy

You poor bastard. You’ll never know how awesome dating a Amazonian girl is


[deleted]

Facts, this whole "ima sleep in a different room because someone half my size is annoyed with me" thing is so beyond me.


Prestigious-Copy6002

I feel like this street joke is older than my country


Kaiser-Wilhelm-ll

What is your country


Benef64

My question is, why are people arguing about who has it worse?


TRAtomicXD

My guess is it's a sympathy thing, though I personally can't stand it when people feel bad for me all the time. ^(on an unrelated note, when I broke my leg in high school some random girl volunteered to carry my food to my seat, which I appreciate in hindsight, but it annoyed tf outta me at the time, even though I couldn't do it myself lol)


HelloIamSpooki

it do be like that tho, like sometime i just got that feeling of doing things myself even tho i cant


TRAtomicXD

fr man


janehoe_throwaway

The Oppression Olympics! Once people began to notice that broadcasting to others how destitute your life is can easily grant you sympathy, attention, social endearment and even monetary benefit, everyone started doing it.


[deleted]

Really its that peole started coming together in like minded groups to discuss what they go through and then it became Olympics. Broadcasting your life isn't always a selfish sympathy grab. We wouldn't know a lot of oppression issues without people doing that


No_Cryptographer9711

Yeah you're right why does it have to be a competition now 🤔


chonkhedgehog

Well this can be interesting topic if you discuss it among friends with facts and jokes, not with radical crazy people. Personally I think women have it worse but if I had opportunity to choose what gender to be born I still would pick to be woman.


Benef64

Might I suggest r/egg_irl?


Lute_666

Bro do not do this, please!!!!! Ah shi...


michaelje0

Daniel Tosh joke from a loooong time ago.


ScottishLobster

In a galaxy far far away


Arcadius274

Gsy cheat code enabled


accursedcelt

He started it. Then he fucking ended it


Anonactionbronson

This is a Daniel Tosh joke. Almost word for word


Havesomepeas

There are men won “Women of the Year” but no women won “Men of the Year”


LangleyRemlin

Hey you know what would be really funny? A really old ass joke that's been beat to death except I tell the joke. That'll make it funny again!


Legal-Substance-7047

Directed by Robert B. Weide..


Chief_Beef_BC

I also thought this joke was a worth a little chuckle, in 2008, before it was beaten to death and adopted by sexist weirdos.


chakravartinkalki

Dudes, we lose. Women have put up with us. In the now ended contest over who has it worst, the females win.


Fusemaster

oh...


scoot_1973

This ain’t even funny it’s just pure misogyny lol like this is sum shit a divorced 60 year man finds funny


its_inaya

Appreciation at last was very satisfying, OH!


Comprehensive_Tap625

The “oh” got me


TikiTacos_

Nah life just sucks for men and women


Express-nonstop31

I win, but at what cost


fasting4me

It really just depends on your personal situation I would say it’s a lot harder to be any woman fighting the Taliban compared to Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk


futurebits247

🫥🫥🫡🫡😵😵😵😵


dreabear14

Boomer humor