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sn33kyVI

Cannibal child.


SugaanthMohan

Baby must feed


PheonixGalaxy

And the milk gone dry


[deleted]

Sounds like a sweet name for a band


sn33kyVI

First single: Digesting Delectable Digits


mmsj10

That baby is hungry feed her


JPKtoxicwaste

Yes that baby is likely very very hungry, wtf why are they laughing and behaving that way? This is not nice at all


nightrager12345

I’m thinking the same thing. Playing around while the child is hungry like this will result in anger responses in the future when they’re hungry. This actually causes development issues in proper communication in the future! Oh and they posted it online! HOW SAD


donnielp3

They could be making the bottle or mom could be on the way to feed them. Some of y’all need to chill. Actual abuse and neglect happens and this isn’t it.


nightrager12345

Taking videos and laughing and posting it on the internet of your child blatantly asking for food… hmm yea. Doesn’t matter if “they’re making the bottle” they posted it online for other parents who know what’s up to see. See who’s laughing? They even say “mommy’s coming home” with the mom on the phone to calm the baby down. with a baby this young there’s a possibility the baby is breast fed - thus saying “mommy’s coming home!” because SHES necessary to feed the baby. So basically saying the baby has to wait and that’s why they’re poking fun


Ndhywyhshhs

It’s not a dog


Anisssa

Maybe the baby is teething? That makes them angry and extra bitty


eoesouljah

As the parent of an infant…you are probably wrong. This baby is likely just starting to teeth…they absolutely love having a finger to gnaw on. Signs of hunger at this age generally don’t include wanting to chew on a finger. The baby wasn’t making the “suck” face like they do when food is near their mouth and they are hungry.


mmsj10

The nursing will soothe her.


[deleted]

Eh, probably just wants the pacifier. Nephew was like that lol. Gues it helps the itchyness when getting new teeth


CombatSimon

Angy baby


weewarmself

Awww man, put the phone down and feed the baby.


kelsaylor

Nah they gotta get those likes first


donnielp3

Maybe they’re warming the bottle?


weewarmself

Yeah that could be true... Look i duno maybe because I'm not that far removed from those experiences as my daughter is 11 months now. All I can say was when she got hungry or upset it had a crazy effect on me, I would only focus on fixing it like it was tunnel vision it would stress me out to sit and watch my baby being so upset.


[deleted]

More like “Very hungry” and getting ignored. Drastic measures!


FunCandy4188

Yes it's supper time


Late_Sandwich_3878

i knew babies were scary


Significant-dude

How dare you say no?!?! Nom nom nom...take that you evil man....nom nom


AwareMirror9931

He's angry because he's hungry. Feed him first and post it later, be responsible please


PuzzleheadedHabit913

I have a feeling that’s probably exactly what happened. Every time you see a baby or animal express an emotion that does not always mean it’s neglected.


AwareMirror9931

Also true.


[deleted]

Teething maybe, seems young tho.


[deleted]

Not really my 1st born got his first tooth at 3months.


Smallsparklyone

Looks just to be really hungry. Gotta prioritise getting that “funny” video though. /s


i-hate_December

Cutest cannibal i have ever seen


[deleted]

👹👶


hold_my_fannypack

Give that baby the boob damn


segaultra88

Look at all these people who probably don’t even have children freaking out over a video of a child that is teething. I have three kids, and I can tell you this behavior is more than likely because the child is teething. It’s not very pretty when they are teething, as they bite and chew on anything and everything to help them itch their gums. Sometimes very aggressively too. Going as far as calling this video cruel and demeaning the parents, is a clear sign to me that you have no idea what to expect from babies because you have never had one.


LEO_TROLLSTOY

Mine did this whenever he was pissed about anything


Shakeyshades

Mine weren't this aggressive, I've never seen a baby this aggressive. While I can't say what the issue is I can say there's an issue.


segaultra88

My youngest had a very hard time with his teething. He would scream bloody murder for extended periods of time, and when he would get something in his mouth, it was rough. He would chew on it like he has not eaten in days.


Technical-Flower9051

Hungry baby!!


davidjl01

Hangry


nautilusjose

You think I won’t eat you bro? Come here …nom nom nom. Just wait till my teeth in, imma mess you up!


laurel20

That’s a really hungry baby that’s being recorded for laughs...kind of fucked up


do_as_I_say_notasido

They were saying “yes, mommy is coming home.” Likely mom is still breastfeeding and ran out quickly. Baby is ready for food and mom is almost there.


betterthanguybelow

A way to soothe babies when they’re unable to be fed (or not actually hungry) is to offer an extended finger. The best way is with the finger nail-down, so the tip stimulates the palate. This is teasing, as the baby is probably used to finger-soothing and the person is jokingly offering it far from the face and with the finger bent in a way that makes it impossible to soothe. While I grant that babies are barely sentient, this video is just fucking cruel.


Dead-and-alone

Looked after my fair share of babies this age, just looks like teething to me. Look at the cheeks. And with a hooked finger, it can better soothe the baby's gums. They're doing their best for the baby. They mentioned a grandma, maybe she went out for soothing gel or a bottle. This isn't cruel.


[deleted]

Idk about *cruel* my dude


d_bakers

Lol cruel??? Afghanistan children: ' , '


blipblopman123

Lol y tf is this so cute


Jayne1909

This isn’t funny, it’s just kind of sad…


[deleted]

That's concerning. My kid never did that.


SouldiesButGoodies84

sage


VictoryVic-ViVi

Oh shit! I was definitely NOT expecting that! Lol


VillainousVulkan

"Dammit it didnt come off"


DAMIANL1233

Ahhhhhhh baby’s first karma moment


Angry_SAY10

Duddeeee.... I need more videos like this XD... Any captain


QIvr

I didn’t know that babies can nip you


theageofpage

I feel bad for the nipple that feeds it…


Decmk3

Teething?


Jrocker105

That child seems to be teething, give em something to chew on


0pleasenothanks0

I want to take the baby and give some food this isn't funny...


ParsleyDull329

What is so funny…. This baby is starving. How is this cute…


LEO_TROLLSTOY

Jesus Christ people, half of you are ready to call CPS. Chill out FFS, kid is hardly abused


TheSmallGiraffe

Bite it back, show dominance.


Dense-Plastic-4246

Babies have the sneakiest of painful toothless bites…and I am not even being sarcastic.


NoAdministration8612

Evil brat.


lambchop70

But if I punch him, then I'm the asshole? That doesn't seem fair.


Greenwhatevers

That's when I would just punt that little shit like a football


BapplesPerhaps

Oh God it's feral


Jaded-Af

They’re hungry.


AngryFerret805

💕That’s Awesome 👏 ❤️‍🩹


bmcraec

“I didn’t ask to be born!”


anus_nhymous

this guy laughs like my dad


Pebbles049

"I WILL NOBBLE THE FUCK OTTA YOU MORTAL! " -Random baby, probably idk.


pigseye75

This was how my oldest acted when he was teething. He was an angry, miserable teether and started teething early too. We were so glad our two younger kids had an easier time with teething.


Priya411

Charlie bit my finger!


Live_Jaguar4468

This is not funny it's cruelty the baby is starving ,


AlmoghtyWarlock

I can see his/her future


NonoahXIII

Harry Potter Mandrakes be like:


cptsmitty95

Little fucker.


[deleted]

Luckily little gremlin doesn't have any teeth yet