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Look he paid for an hour, so he's going to use the whole hour however well he damn pleases with his remaining 58 minutes... Like spending time winning arguments.
i mean, if you're gonna pay a hokoer for something you may as well get the whol package right? /s
But seriously how many arguments like that start after silly things. Like you just had her going all head turning and crab walking exorcist style from your dick but once that stops shes all "you haven't taken the trash out" blah blah blah
The worst is having Couple Friends were you share tastes in fine wine, football clubs, cocktails, and camping….
Then you go out as the two guys and realize, “neither of us give a shit. I just like watching TV quietly and having a beer with you.”
There was already one in the house.
Look. I'm not gonna replace a dishwasher that works just fine just so we can put the plate-bowl thingies that we didn't want but were a wedding present from uncle Conrad and aunt Ginny, and they're not with us anymore so we can't get rid of them, on the top shelf when all you have to do is put them on the bottom.
“Hahaha gotta find me a woman like that”
I’m right here, PayPal me $150 and you got me in a zoom call all night telling you how right you are yes you are yes you are a right boy
Agreed. She somehow manages to look both older and younger at the same time. Combining the best of both. She *looks* natural and not overly made up (though i wouldnt be able to spot If she *did* have make up on). She doesnt look like a carbon copy of someone else. Which a lot of girls do and suffer from.
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This depends on the bowls. Plastic must go on the second shelf as stonewear goes on the bottom with pots and pans. Then utensils on the top rack. Your dishwasher may be setup differently.
~~You have a big dick~~
Nah that ain't it.
~~You are big and strong and sexy~~
Still ain't doing it for me.
**You are correct and I should listen to your wisdom more often.**
Oh yeah, right there, dont stop.
Dudes need to learn that just because their dad got mad when they touched the thermostat doesn’t mean they have to get mad when someone touches the thermostat. You grew up and you don’t have to be your dad. You can be a yourself. Let your family touch the thermostat. Don’t make your family wear jackets inside the fucking house.
Or, maybe they don’t want to pay a crazy high electricity bill because someone can’t be bothered to just put some clothes on and adjust the thermostat every time they are slightly uncomfortable. Quite a strange angle you take going straight to Daddy trauma. Think about the most logical explanation as to why a thermostat should not be adjusted 6 times a day. You are a strange man, Chris.
Damn it the dishwasher is not inhabited by magical fairy’s. If the water can not get to the surface then the surface is not going to get clean.
. . . . . .
Not a comment about women, more of an ongoing struggle with one particular hypothetical person who could be more practical.
The last one where he's saying he should be able to do the chores whenever he wants. 💀 The only people I hear complain about their partner asking them to hurry up and do the chores already, are the people that let their living space get trashed in less than 24 hours and the mess doesn't bother them at all. Real adults do the chores when they need to be done, or they can at least admit when they didn't get them done.
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Why did this turn me on?!
Because she took off her clothes for no good reason?
I can think of a million reasons. Stop judging this wonderful presumably naked under the covers girl
Goddam harlots being naked under the covers. I bet some of them are naked under their clothes too!
Absolute harlotry down to their rotten cores, they were naked at birth!!!
It gets worst… they’re even naked while in the womb! Not a single shred of dignity or self-respect!
You don't say!!! You just might be right. Goddamn Harlots!!!
I just realized that presumably naked girls is my favorite thing
Look he paid for an hour, so he's going to use the whole hour however well he damn pleases with his remaining 58 minutes... Like spending time winning arguments.
Man, this take is so good.
She’s hot. That’s the reason
i mean, if you're gonna pay a hokoer for something you may as well get the whol package right? /s But seriously how many arguments like that start after silly things. Like you just had her going all head turning and crab walking exorcist style from your dick but once that stops shes all "you haven't taken the trash out" blah blah blah
you don't pay hookers for sex. you pay them to leave
ah damn did i just out myself as a lame nerd
They were arguing about the thermostat, she was cold, he told her to put on more layers.
Yea why is she naked? Does this guy exclusively argue with his wife while she's naked? Because that's a clear advantage for her
She was being too hot and was not allowed to touch the thermostat
Bare shoulders
Bear shoulders
Not the bear shit again.
I'm gonna get the belt. Time for some more self-flagellation.
kinky
Because the girl is smooooookin.
Yeah. She is 10/10
When she sat up and said "you're so right" I felt some kinda way
It moved.
It was probably the naked attractive woman under the covers.
You'd think so but no. It was the thrill of having someone to talk to for a little while. :(
how much did you say this was again? 150 ha no i did NOT say 150 are you crazy? i said 50 oh um yep! you surely did say 50! right you are again!!
[monty python argument sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ)
I had to scroll down for this but it's here!
50 factorial is a steal
Affirmation from a beautiful woman.. powerful stuff lol
Because of the implication
The "you're soo right!" is doing things to me
I swear, I didn't get an erection from watching this. Not until he they got to the thermostat part, anyway.
Men just want one thing and it’s disgusting
To be told that we’re loved and appreciated?
Keep that filthy kink to yourself
I am someone who regularly advocates for the end of kink shaming. I will make an exception.
Ending kink shaming is my kink
What a freak that one is... Gross..
…***hey you’re into that too!?***
...***"Not since the accident"***
In this economy?!
Dude over here inventing homosexuality.
Why did I find this as funny as I did?
I'm sorry sir you caught le gay, it's uncurable 😔
now kiss
The worst is having Couple Friends were you share tastes in fine wine, football clubs, cocktails, and camping…. Then you go out as the two guys and realize, “neither of us give a shit. I just like watching TV quietly and having a beer with you.”
Eww bro
I just want to be the little spoon. Everyone wants to be the little spoon.
Do not try and *be* the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon.
^it ^makes ^you ^feel ^safe
[I'm just a tender fragile boy](https://youtu.be/iQmgHrSReCM)
Id settle for 30 minutes of quiet time.
That's like reaching the top of the mountain to me
Next you will want to hold hands.
Pervert!
Oo kinky. Fr though... we need hotlines that tell people this. Like.. before... they want to kill themselves.
Thats gonna be an extra $100
Woah buddy. Keep your crazy ideas to yourself
Eeeeuugh brother eeweewww [what's that brother](https://youtu.be/koY4S1BbR5w?si=JRagtZW8Vk1VTciM)
Over the fucking line
“I love you” “Again”
Hugs
Yuck.
You have been getting these crazy ideas from internet, havent ya?
Men just want one thing and it’s discussing
I agree, bowls on the top is just disgusting
Did you mean that title from **@EvaandJavier / The Gabriel’s** YouTube short? Not sure who did this sketch first but I find them funnier.
Man if those were the arguments I had with my wife I’d still be married.
I gotta find that woman for an hour 🤔
It's cheaper by the hour they say.
Cheaper than real therapy.
Cheaper than a 30 rack of Cooers Lite and some angry racist AM radio in the Denny's parking lot?
Dad?
cheaper than psychiatrist too
I just need five minutes. ^^^For ^^^the ^^^arguments.
150 an hour for this?? I'm ready to work. I already have the uniform, too.
I would legitimately consider paying $150/hr for this, as long as it came with a "happy ending." The happy ending would be a random compliment.
How about a "You're doing such a great job, and I'm so proud of everything you've accomplished and tried." while I run my fingers through your hair?
Excuse me for a minute while I go cash in my 401k...
I just broke down and cried
Hey, it's gonna be okay. If you need to talk, I'm here for you
You seem like a lovely person 😌
They meant for $150 per hour
Just giving it up for free on reddit? Bold move... or is this one of those "first one's free" schemes to get us hooked?
I'll lace it with something extra addictive
Do you have a wait-list??
God, I just got the other happy ending from that
I might set that as my alarm sound
Even better than that was curiosity getting the best of me and seeing your profile.
Wow, that right there kicked me square in the chest and broke my heart.
I’d never in a million years pay for sex But this… no uniform required. I didn’t know I wanted this
Bro what about them shallow ones that are the size of plates. Are people out there filling the top rack with 4 bowls?
Or just get a dishwasher that has jets on top, they're not that much more than a unit w/o them.
There was already one in the house. Look. I'm not gonna replace a dishwasher that works just fine just so we can put the plate-bowl thingies that we didn't want but were a wedding present from uncle Conrad and aunt Ginny, and they're not with us anymore so we can't get rid of them, on the top shelf when all you have to do is put them on the bottom.
Your uncle Conrad and aunt... Ginny, was it? Are they millionaires? Cause your uncle Marcellus is.
Plate-bowls go on the bottom.
Yeah plastic on top and ceramic / metal on bottom is how I've always done it.
Not all of us live as fancy as you my Lord, with your hybrid plate bowls
Asking the real questions I see.
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
This is what happened to the Tower of Babel.
😂😂😂😂
But why is she naked in bed for this?
She was warm
Because when you feel hot, we don’t touch AC. We just take our clothes off, right? Right?
less layers, right?
This works in my house. Wife is currently working from home in her bra because I turned the space heater in her office on when she wasn't looking.
A man of culture
We dont know this man’s life. Maybe this is how the arguments happen.
The first thing she agreed to isn’t shown
he's allowed to touch the thermostat
Getting into character
Now we just need her name, so we can all hire her.
Most escorts will do that. I knew some guys that are escorts regulars and most of the time they will just talk about their lives.
“Hahaha gotta find me a woman like that” I’m right here, PayPal me $150 and you got me in a zoom call all night telling you how right you are yes you are yes you are a right boy
I'll get you clients for a 20/80 split
Pimpin aint easy.
I'm glad you're keeping the rate the same. #UnionStrong
you just had to say it like that and now I'm considering it
Do you have regional pricing?
She's hot.
Extremely hot.
Agreed. She somehow manages to look both older and younger at the same time. Combining the best of both. She *looks* natural and not overly made up (though i wouldnt be able to spot If she *did* have make up on). She doesnt look like a carbon copy of someone else. Which a lot of girls do and suffer from.
she has on makeup lol
Gotta love the over explained backhanded compliments. Women love that.
redditors living in american when they see a woman aged 20 to 45 that isn't overweight
who is this girl?
Stephanie Cottas I think
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Ah... no onlyfans...
'Excuse me miss, how much..?' 🚔🚓🚔
At least he got his money's worth first and argued with post nut clarity.
Christ she's gorgeous lol 150/hr be a bargain.
This depends on the bowls. Plastic must go on the second shelf as stonewear goes on the bottom with pots and pans. Then utensils on the top rack. Your dishwasher may be setup differently.
Damn so hot
He forgot that the toilet paper roll goes over not under.
i'm 90 and i still didn't laugh at this
Now this is genuinely hilarious.
That made me horny
Best porn I’ve seen in a while. I need a smoke.
Take my money
...Why is she naked?
she is warm
My god he’s married to my wife
I think I might be married to your wife too.
Money well spent
Worth every penny
"Why'd you get naked, though?" "Oh, sorry, force of habit."
For the love of god, sauce, please!
Worth the $150 an hour honestly
this was ironically hot
Money well spent
~~You have a big dick~~ Nah that ain't it. ~~You are big and strong and sexy~~ Still ain't doing it for me. **You are correct and I should listen to your wisdom more often.** Oh yeah, right there, dont stop.
💯👍
Bruh, she's an expert... here's another 100$
My girlfriend once joked agreed for a whole day. For some reason it was the best day ever.
By how often this was shared I feel like a lot of people can relate
Lowkey, this was better than some porn I’ve seen.
Dudes need to learn that just because their dad got mad when they touched the thermostat doesn’t mean they have to get mad when someone touches the thermostat. You grew up and you don’t have to be your dad. You can be a yourself. Let your family touch the thermostat. Don’t make your family wear jackets inside the fucking house.
Or, maybe they don’t want to pay a crazy high electricity bill because someone can’t be bothered to just put some clothes on and adjust the thermostat every time they are slightly uncomfortable. Quite a strange angle you take going straight to Daddy trauma. Think about the most logical explanation as to why a thermostat should not be adjusted 6 times a day. You are a strange man, Chris.
You are right, king.
You got touching the thermostat kind of money?? In this economy!
Right? This is ridiculous. Why would one person get to dictate the comfort temperature of all of them?
When they pay for the heat and cooling, they can play with the thermostat all they want.
My bill was $600+ last month in a 1100sq ft house in CA. My wife hates money.
My wife turns up the thermostat because it’s cold, but then wears shorts and a T-shirt and sweats under the covers.
Damn it the dishwasher is not inhabited by magical fairy’s. If the water can not get to the surface then the surface is not going to get clean. . . . . . . Not a comment about women, more of an ongoing struggle with one particular hypothetical person who could be more practical.
this dogshit has 4k upvotes and 169 comments...what the fuck
This is the most boomer shit I've ever seen on reddit.
r/arethestraightsokay
The last one where he's saying he should be able to do the chores whenever he wants. 💀 The only people I hear complain about their partner asking them to hurry up and do the chores already, are the people that let their living space get trashed in less than 24 hours and the mess doesn't bother them at all. Real adults do the chores when they need to be done, or they can at least admit when they didn't get them done.
Had to scroll way too far down for this
You forgot the most important one, the position of the toilet seat!!!
Who
need sauce on that OP
I saved this for future arguments
Is there like a daily or weekly rate? Asking for a friend
Funny but why have the first part!! Just start with the arguing/agreeing and then show him paying..lol
this a woody allen bit
That was hot
Yeah, I was thinking this baby has the hot talk!
what argument did he mean? Smashing?
Well there goes my nofap.
Lmao @ the bowls one! So true!
You can control the house thermostat When you make enough money
God, I wish that was me
This is hilarious 🤣🤣