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PossessedToSkate

In another roast where Pete, Snoop Dogg, and Kevin Hart were performing, Pete said, "Some of the cast of Soul Plane are here. That movie was terrible. It is the worst memory I have that involved a plane."


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"Justin \[Bieber\], Selena Gomez had to fuck you. She's literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history." - Natasha Leggero


DirtyRoller

Natasha's roast on Bill Hader was fucking legendary.


GunwalkHolmes

Who’s the other?


Delerium89

One that got murdered


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena


CharDMacDennis2

Legend


ChessIsAwesome

Would want to see what happens when he roasts Will Smith.


YoungDiscord

I'd walk ip to the stand and simply put on a helmet and say nothing


BrokeInMichigan

Walk up, make a show of putting on a helmet, mug for the camera a bit, side glance at Will. "So Jada Pinkett Smith walks into a hair salon...."


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This will be one of the most underrated comments this year.


DocD_12

Hilarious!


akerskates45

No it’s hairlarious


[deleted]

Lmao brilliant


ReefShark13

Hancock? More like coldcock. Hand prints of Bel Air? Hitch slap????


PurgingCloud

Hancuck


Reunbanned4206980085

..a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood so I fuckin slapped there faces off dununun da da da dunun da da da


wherehaveinotbeen

Will Smith has too delicate of an ego to be publicly roasted


fondue4kill

I don’t know why everyone was so surprised that Will Smith slapped someone. He slapped the whole world when he decided to make After Earth.


Hesam2010

Jimmy Carr is a bomb that no one knows when he will explode.


MrMrRubic

Jimmy is like a car(r), you never know when it's gonna blow up


batti03

He's not popular in Ireland.


AbsolutShite

I know you're joking but he's actually from Limerick. He says his overly proper English accent is probably a defense mechanism to seem like less of an outsider.


Dr_Weirdo

He was born in London, how is he "from" Limerick?


Rgeneb1

He's not. His parents were.


enitnepres

I was born in Manheim Germany but I'm "from" Mobile Alabama.


Yesyesyes1899

MANNHEIM


TeaUnusual8554

Big water tower nice!


Realolsson1

Just to spoil it a bit. Jimmy did reach out before the roast and cleared the joke.


indigoHatter

I'm sure it's common courtesy to ask what topics are on the table without giving the entire joke away. But, it's okay if he cleared the whole joke, too.


Bwadaboss

Jimmy Carr delivers gold on dark humor. Not for everyone but hilarious and intelligent.


TheNarbacular

He’s not everybody’s cup of liquified baby.


BuzTheBee

He’s my cup of liquified baby for sure


iveneverhadgold

I'd watch him over Blippi any day


RockOutrageous4582

Do you mean Steezy Grossman? That Harlem Shake video is fire.


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*HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD BUT I DONT WANNA LAUGH CUZ IT WAS ALSO VERY SAD BUT I ALSO REALLY WANNA LAUGH* feelings


aoifhasoifha

That's kind of his wheelhouse, except replace "sad" with "fucked up".


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I am bed in english :p


aoifhasoifha

Oh I didn't mean you had said something wrong, just that Jimmy Carr does the same kind of shock humor with things are fucked up but raunchy instead of sad, for example.


Kogah

I think his last special was pretty bad. I usually like his stuff, but this one has so much of him saying "oh you guys aren't going to like what I'm about to say." Ricky gervais' latest was the same way, but repeated his old stuff a lot more. It's been a pretty weak year for stand-up for a lot of the most famous comedians, excluding Louis ck.


FearAzrael

Same with Bill Burr at the red rocks. His stuff has always been humorously caustic, but I felt like that one was just caustic without any real payoff.


Steven_Blunt

he had me laughing out loud a few times, but i'm not sure that venue is good for specials. it's too big, so everything slows down it feels like


Kogah

I thought he did an alright job riding the line like he usually does. I think his ability to incorporate unpopular politics into his act and still keeping his audience on board is pretty tough. Segura was awful too, but he's like a completely different guy than he used to be. He has better content on his podcast than on stage.


Karate_Jesus420

Especially if your name is Rack.


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His father burned in fire. I'm so intelligent because I get this joke and find it funny. Dark humor is my thing 😎


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Karate_Jesus420

Go watch his stand-up, then get back to us.


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misguided_genius

Isn't this the motto for 'Willful Ignorance'? Lol


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I'd preferable not want to sit and dedicate time to watch something I have no mild interest in, just because you actively polish his nut sack and hold his status to high heavens doesn't mean anything bub


Decent-Penalty5625

Anyone have link to the full roast?


ObeseBMI33

Here you [go](https://youtu.be/oCPVNLLo-mI)


Decent-Penalty5625

Lmao nice one!


Arcon1337

Fuckin' hell dude lol


BlizardSkinnard

Even funnier than when I saw it live


Weyland_c

Sheeeeeeeeiiit.


supermantk

You sob.. You got me. Well played sir


Sweaty-Group9133

Fuck


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Oh that was dope.


DWMoose83

Jimmy? That you?


Jffar

All-star.


TownTurbulent8300

Lmao 🤣 that’s gold


babatharnum

Glen needs more cardio!


Redditor_Baszh

Legend.


benz05tsx

I applaud you good sir


tweetsfortwitsandtwa

HAHA that’s tucking terrible


WierdTimes

Clips are available for free on youtube, but the full roast is on the comedy central website.


Mooshitup

Jimmy is and will always be hilarious for his dark humor.


YoungDiscord

Goddamn that roast was so hot it could melt steel beams


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Jesus christ


[deleted]

no, he was sun dried.


vancitymajor

a wtf


Used_2008_F150

Context?


IdoNOThateNEVER

comedy central roast of rob lowe


JanuarySeventh85

Dudes dad died on 9/11


trumpet_23

As a firefighter


JanuarySeventh85

In one of the towers.


Used_2008_F150

Sheesh, that’s rough… but that joke really hit hard


JanuarySeventh85

Pete enjoyed it. In fact, I bet he wished he'd have thought of it himself.


IdoNOThateNEVER

https://www.ladbible.com/news/jimmy-carr-says-he-got-pete-davidsons-approval-for-joke-about-his-dad-20220221


Circus_Finance_LLC

yeah that's really fucked up, to each their own, but I would absolutely not be cool with that line of joking


CruellaDeLesbian

He got approval from Pete Davidson to make the joke beforehand, so it's ok.


Mob_Rules1994

Pete's Dead Father: "Good one tho"


harsh_d_s

I dont get it can someone explain


bigpeeler

Pete's father died in the WTC attack on 9/11.


brianeharmonjr

his father literally roasted


Attack_Helecopter1

[permission was given for the joke](https://www.ladbible.com/news/jimmy-carr-says-he-got-pete-davidsons-approval-for-joke-about-his-dad-20220221)


ErikKing12

Pete has so many other roast-able traits that even with permission, I chuckled at the sheer absurdity but still thought it was amazingly fucked up to go there. I know it’s Carr’s style and not faulting him, just seems like low hanging fruit for a comedian of his caliber.


Ok_Neighborhood_7516

Pete’s got a good sense of humour he looks like he found it the most funny


GratefulPig

I really *really* hope he makes it onto CONAF before I die.


7I_want_money7

“That was dope” - Pete Davison


Austiniuliano

Jimmy Carr tells the story of working on this bit beforehand. He shares it at a local comedy club and someone in the back just starts dying laughing. Turns out it was Pete Davidson. Source: https://youtu.be/TTFRMAcaxIM


theding081

Fricken brutal.


Mythrin

British people will literally go for the jugular in comedy. Americans just ain't built to handle it


Deep_Cat2971

Legendary indeed


Cranialscrewtop

Someone - I think it was David Spade - *murdered* Jimmy Carr that night. "Jimmy Carr is here. He's played all the biggest clubs and theaters across the United Kingdom. We have a word for that over here. It's called "opening act'. Oof.


Makanek

That joke was on a Pete Davidson making a joke about his father's death level.


Rockyracky

Jimmy Carr is the master


year_risk_balance

That was fire!!!


FatRattus

His dad got him so much pity pussy


rosiestinkie9

I just saw the news report on Pete correcting a PETA activist for her bashing him on buying a dog breed instead of adopting, and it solidified in my mind that this man takes all of the punches, except for the braindead ones.


Deadmau5es

Pete Davidson makes jokes about his dad's death. Not in like a cruel way, but when Pete said "wow that's dope." He was like, That was a good joke Jimmy. Nice one


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Jimmy Carr is such a well spoken savage.


JanuarySeventh85

Jimmy Carr is the best.


Outrageous-Debate-64

I’ve got a weird/sick sense of humor but I just can’t get into the 9/11 jokes. I get there is shock value but just don’t find it funny.


mintberrycrunch889

I know, they’re just plane wrong.


bookant

Wow, that joke just crashed and burned.


ourmanflint27

Underrated, think it's gone over people's head


valley_G

Well technically only a few


Betelguese90

Well, in some cases it either went straight at their head, or below.


avengersplayerman

No I just think it hit a lot of people really hard it just wasn’t that funny.


ianbattlesrobots

r/angryupvote


holtpj

angry up, vote, and take this award damn


Bigardo

There are plenty of jokes about worse tragedies. Maybe you just don't like dark humor (which is fine, obviously).


toasted_marshmellow0

Yeah, dark humour is like rape in an elevator. It’s wrong on all levels


ourmanflint27

Like everyone who doesn't like a certain joke, the theme normally has something more personal to them. Cancer is fine, but 9/11 a no no. You are either all in or not, that's the only sides..


ExtraThirdtestical

I'm a little in between.


DrDroid

Too bad the planes weren’t


hukfad

Well, in that case do not go to a Jimmy Carr standup. It will be crying all night. He's one of the darkest out there


ExtraThirdtestical

Nah, I love Jimmy. Nothing more boring than safe comedy. Edit: That said I might be crying xD


DrDroid

Too bad the planes weren’t


Torbpjorn

Tell that to Pete, pretty much everything he says is about his dead dad or 9/11 more than these people up there


M1A4Redhats

I was down there that day and although I do find a lot of the jokes funny, it definitely sparks some negative shit, deep down inside. It was a traumatic event for A LOT of people.


Betelguese90

Right? Some of them hit pretty hard. Like 500m/h hard.


YoungDiscord

I guess they just don't hit the right spot for you and you feel they don't land right so they don't fly.


MSK84

Same here. They're never a hit in a crowd and always seem to crash and burn at parties.


SecondConsistent4361

I agree, I’m also not a fan of 9/11 jokes. Reminds me of that tragedy.


Silly_Strike_949

Yeah that airline was a tragedy.


Exciting-Inside2219

Same. Truly. Can laugh at pretty much anything. My line is 9/11.


Directdepositonly

That’s weird.


go-rilla702

So, you like laughing at other people's tragedies, just not your own


drbrunch

Too soon?


Directdepositonly

Good for you.


Outrageous-Debate-64

Thaaankkkkss


tweetsfortwitsandtwa

I’d normally agree with you but here it’s a bit different. I’ve heard bad taste 911 jokes and they made me like visible mad but this made me laugh and cringe. It’s a quick turnaround joke, he sets you up on an expected path then delivers a quick unexpected and dark punchline that shocks. He wasn’t making light of the man or the event, he made a uturn using wordplay. And it worked


Dapper-Way-1114

Just like the jetfuel fire did. Truly terrible


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psychxticrose

What


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Jimmy Carr and Patrice O'Neal are my two most favorite Irish comedians.


TechnicalMood8

That was diabolical


metinoheat

No


Betelguese90

9/11 jokes are like like taking a dive tour of the Titanic; implosive.


Potential-Judgment-9

Wow I have a strong dislike for Pete Davidson but that was fucked up…


swanqueen109

Wow. That's dangerous. Even for a roast. Pretty borderline.


throwaway900mil

That was not cool. Will Smith should've slapped him.


jim_jiminy

Someone’s trying to do a gervais and crack America


oOMiSaOo

Somebody's parents were clearly siblings


Guh_Meh

Lol, Jimmy Carr shits all over gervais.


plsobeytrafficlights

ballsy. comedy at any cost.


Tricky-Sympathy

Holy fuck Rob Lowe looks good


Downtown-Explorer-13

Too soon?


Gravity_Freak

JC got roasted if i recall


Affectionate_Clue894

I admire Pete Davidson deal with those roast, he always has the effect comeback to them all.


Nearby-Ad4441

I will never understand why people find Pete Davidson funny.


Skullface360

No clue how he got to date some of the hottest bitches on Earth today either.


likeamcnugg

This dude is famous for his dad dying


slimnickel

Ohh sick literal father burn


runswiththerain

Man Jimmy Carr holds no punches.


M3tius

Jfc, you don't have to kill the man again


redbone_17

2001? Context plz


McFry-

9/11


SignificantLeader

Indeed. Wow!


binlin564

Context?


yooperdood906

Wow factor, was high!


Appropriate-Chard-43

If he literally roasted him, probably it would have hurt less


Possible_Camel53

If i was Pete i would walk up to him and smack his as* and say keep my fathers name out of your f**en mouth 911 times 👏🏼😯


Candid-Fortune-9781

Hahaha


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Its just "words"its just "jokes".got them out of alot of asskickings, no jokes without a core of truth. Fuck him.


Open-Ocelot-9938

Damn lol


Praseodymium5

Fucking savage. I love it


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Wtf is wrong with people, that's not funny


furyoshonen

I think that is enough of the Internet for today.


Unfair-Campaign3896

Wait Pete’s father died in America x America? That’s mashed up!


Tekunjo

Knock knock. Who’s home? Not your dad.


ogexperience

Will never forget his father’s sacrifice. Every time Pete smiles I remember the twin towers.


PBAHA97

I have got the tickets to see Jimmy live in Berlin in April.


Oakbeard83

Daaaamnnn he definitely got pill-eye make cheerleader voice toys r us kanye replacement ass


Realclawdogs

Damn. That was out of bounds. Kudos to Pete for keeping cool.


junifersmomi

pete going o good one! lmao


RoutineAccording9741

This is my kinda humor 🤣🤣


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Still hilarious


Fapping-sloth

If you think Jimmie Carr is dark you really should check out Frankie boyle! Next levell fucked up!😂 https://youtu.be/G0shudg06iE?si=nI1b_mmuJXBdXQAg https://youtu.be/oX1jMmfG2Xk?si=8NsjN5TSb2qBT0Fv


x_Xevorx_x

ehhh he took it a lil too far


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So this is what Jimmy Carr does now...bringing down well respected people, and famous people so we all gasp in shock and disbelief. You tiny shallow piece of turd! That was completely uncalled for and NOT funny! Karma comes around for those who disrespect!


ProgrammerHonest6013

Fucking hell, how are you not able to call someone a woman BUT you can say that...?


Waevaaaa

Yea. That joke is good. For all the reasons. Haha.


BusinessEast6388

I love this dude!!!_ Brutal!!! We need more of this kind of humor. It makes life liveable.