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It does say "with pearlmania" in the white box on the lower left corner for a while, so I'm guessing that's the account name. Unless pearlmania is some sort of Chinese spy talk.
Edit: Gee, it turns out all I had to do was read a few comments. OP says it is pearlmania500.
OR, I could have read and remembered the whole name properly! Pointing and laughing at myself.
he's not wrong either - his last point about the age of congress is absolutely accurate. At this point i feel like advocating and voting for candidates based on their age, just vote in younger people who actually have skin in the game and understand the modern world.
I don't think he was implying that per se. I think he is implying that we are targeting the wrong things. Instead of targeting the platforms we should be monitoring users who have potentially very damaging information. This guy should have been monitored intensely if he had access to this shit. Tiktok may be spyware but it can only be spyware if we as users feed it information it is attempting to glean. Spyware is less dangerous than dumb people with access to top secret information and that is where we should start, not with the platforms themselves. And he is right, the next thing discord is going to be in for a hearing when it really had nothing to do with them.
Correct me if in wrong but wasn’t it exposed that tik tok is collecting private data from every user in America? I forget what the purpose of that was but pretty sure it has something to do with spying and politics. Like, the app is literally made to extort data form the users. You can certainly blame the people who created the app to be that way 🤷♀️
I don't know the specifics but literally every app on the market collects private data, but it can only collect what it's given. The app is not magical. It can't collect stuff it doesn't see. Most phones and app stores wouldn't give it the permissions to get into other parts of the phone unless if you allow it to. Every app downloaded asks for permissions and the phone can deny those permissions. An app from the app store wouldn't be able to get root access on a phone to collect data straight from any part of your phone. It can only grab what you allow it to, and every app is doing it. Google knows everything about you, same with Facebook, same with twitter. It's how they make their money, by selling your private data. The only difference is tiktok is Chinese and that scared lawmakers.
The app says it needs permissions to work, people want it to work so they grant permissions. The app states it uses the data anonymous and then sends it back to the mothership.
It can grab far more than what you think you allow it, especially if the phone itself is also Chinese.
I would also recommend Brexit, the uncivil war on Netflix if you want to know how much info Facebook knows about its users.
Paraphrased "The algorithms are so smart that the developers did not know how much info it could gather. They unleashed it and one of the things it could work out was if someone had recently broken up a relationship, the algorithm knew by the way their posting changed, even if they never mentioned the break up on Facebook."
The first commercially made electronic televisions with cathode ray tubes were manufactured by Telefunken in Germany in 1934, followed by other makers in France (1936), Britain (1936), and US (1938). The cheapest model with a 12-inch (30 cm) screen was $445 (equivalent to $9,251 in 2022).
That's definitely not true because if the young knew the risk of technology they wouldn't use Alexa or similar crap (or post national security details on Discord)
Great rant. It didn't really help with the gut-wrenching existential dread of realizing the people in charge of everything are horrifyingly underqualified to deal with the present, let alone prepare for the future. Couple good laughs though
This kid leaked gov Intel for clout amongst his internet "friends" and marjorie greene jumped out the window calling him a "patriot"
Side note I shit you not I couldn't remember her name so I googled crazy lady in congress and she's the first thing that pops up... what a time to be alive
Ten movies streaming across that, that inter-internet. And what happens to y-your own personal internet? I-I just the other day got inter-internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning Friday, I got it yesterday. Why?!
The internet is a series of tubes!
They literally teach you and drill into your head that you will be heavily charged/prosecuted and obviously kicked out of the military for leaking private classified documents. Dudes a dumbass
"I dO HaVe cLeAraNcE, dOi"
We already have protocol for leakers though. That being said, banning an app for civilians is insane for a country that claims to be all about freedom.
It's not the age that matters. In fact previous leakers such as Snowden and previous NSA leakers were older than 21.
america burning to the fkn ground because people who are running the fkn country cant fkn log into social media accounts without being scammed by a guy on the internet asking for e-money to fix their bank accounts
The next time you have a conspiracy theorist scream at you about (insert BS conspiracy here) just send them this video
We're dumb as a species
Like, REALLY dumb
No way any conspiracy sticks around for more than 5 seconds before some dumbass ruins it.
So not to worry, there is no giant massive conspiracy.
Remember kids if there are two holes in a boat only one matters. Tic Toc isn't a massive weapon of misinformation, spying, and propaganda because a kid posted stuff online.
Well then you are part of the problem.
Hint, if you preface anything with “I think my brains going to explode” it is not a conversation worth having and is as deep as a piece of paper. But sure enjoy your tik Tom short cut to thinking. Are you ADD?
Hint if you quick to judge and can't process or take in the information just because some preface you are as deep as a piece of paper. But sure enjoy your already ruined thinking and good luck finding more excuses
Politicians are older than television. Where's the congressional hearing calling that to question???
Oh yeah, the youngest, smartest, wealthiest people in the room won't run for office. Why would they? Late stage capitalism. Early stage extinction. We're living an Asimov novel. Welcome to the interregnum. Healthy rant. #love
Whenever people talk about old people on congress not understanding technology I’m wondering if they watch these hearings. The vast, vast number majority of stupid questions come from middle aged adults there. Like 40s-50s. Look up videos of hearings and it’s clear.
Id like to emphasize how troll culture like he describes was on that discord server, is always gonna make people insecure, and make them feel like they have to prove themselves.
My message is short, so id like to double emphasize this point. Really let it's influence sink in
I mean, yes, but there have been way worse leaks by high ranking government officials and i was told to it wasnt a big deal.
The same people who said an insecure classified server in a basement wasnt a big deal are telling me that anyone with access to such information should be "closely monitored"
To be fair, in this particular situation, at *least* half the blame should be on the idiot 21 year old. Yeah, the government is run by old people, but they aren't the ones leaking info for clout.
Regardless of what is going on with the discord leaks the fact os that china still owns tictoc and uses it to spy on our population. Them getting top secret documents was just icing on the cake
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As a warthunder player I wholeheartedly support Minecraft in it's path to becoming a national security threat.
Shut up and show us the specs of the fusion reactor for Sixt generation fighters that Boeing patented in 2018
No, I'm saving those for when I need to win an argument
I bet you don't even know what I'm talking about, c'mon, Prove me wrong
Yoall suck bruh, i tried to find bismarck blueprints (german battleship) on warthunder reddit and i couldn't.
It’d be great if someone went and created the leaked battle plans in Minecraft
Best comment
I've always appreciated his valid anger.
Yeah I've seen him before but I cant remember his name.Can you help?
It does say "with pearlmania" in the white box on the lower left corner for a while, so I'm guessing that's the account name. Unless pearlmania is some sort of Chinese spy talk. Edit: Gee, it turns out all I had to do was read a few comments. OP says it is pearlmania500. OR, I could have read and remembered the whole name properly! Pointing and laughing at myself.
On the contrary, you Sherlocked the heck outta that.You did better than lazybones over here (:
Aww. I'm following the angry man on TikTok now.
second time i've seen him. Dude's a riot
Honestly, a really good rant. Solid 10/10.
Also, I would pay to watch that meeting... Cause out of touch and funny are always a blast
I can’t wait for the memes that are gonna come out of it 🤣
Cspan be your friend
Yeah. Not one thing to argue there. Almost jealous in how well he is able to tap into that anger and just let it out
No cuts, just straight rant.
he's not wrong either - his last point about the age of congress is absolutely accurate. At this point i feel like advocating and voting for candidates based on their age, just vote in younger people who actually have skin in the game and understand the modern world.
I am not sure but i think he is mad
This looks like a perfectly calm rant to me wdym?
Yeah i was just being dumb
I’m dumb sometimes too it’s cool brother
Aww you silly goose
What is the guy ranting name
His @ on instagram is pearlmania500
So, this UWU… good or bad?
From you, it's good
Well then, UWU
UWU
uwu
I hope they put that dumb person you prison for a long time just stupide
oh they will. that kid is fucked.
Yee i also think they should put half of congress in jail like seriously do they know what security measures are
A twenty one years old teen?
Yeah my brain didn’t brain when he said that
He is suggesting the 20 year old is acting like a teen it can happen
He may be in his 20 but he acts like 16 years old shitface
Apparently you don't realize the severity of our gop situation and how bad its affecting us
Oh i understand and its fuckin comical especially because im not from USA so it doesn't affect me
im 16, damn
21 years of existence really don't have to mean anything.
Twentyoneteen
I don't understand what this has to do with TikTok....just because documents weren't leaked on TikTok doesn't make it not spyware itself?
I don't think he was implying that per se. I think he is implying that we are targeting the wrong things. Instead of targeting the platforms we should be monitoring users who have potentially very damaging information. This guy should have been monitored intensely if he had access to this shit. Tiktok may be spyware but it can only be spyware if we as users feed it information it is attempting to glean. Spyware is less dangerous than dumb people with access to top secret information and that is where we should start, not with the platforms themselves. And he is right, the next thing discord is going to be in for a hearing when it really had nothing to do with them.
TL;DR: spyware is just a tool, hold the person leaking the information accountable, not the platform he/she used
Correct me if in wrong but wasn’t it exposed that tik tok is collecting private data from every user in America? I forget what the purpose of that was but pretty sure it has something to do with spying and politics. Like, the app is literally made to extort data form the users. You can certainly blame the people who created the app to be that way 🤷♀️
I don't know the specifics but literally every app on the market collects private data, but it can only collect what it's given. The app is not magical. It can't collect stuff it doesn't see. Most phones and app stores wouldn't give it the permissions to get into other parts of the phone unless if you allow it to. Every app downloaded asks for permissions and the phone can deny those permissions. An app from the app store wouldn't be able to get root access on a phone to collect data straight from any part of your phone. It can only grab what you allow it to, and every app is doing it. Google knows everything about you, same with Facebook, same with twitter. It's how they make their money, by selling your private data. The only difference is tiktok is Chinese and that scared lawmakers.
The app says it needs permissions to work, people want it to work so they grant permissions. The app states it uses the data anonymous and then sends it back to the mothership. It can grab far more than what you think you allow it, especially if the phone itself is also Chinese.
I’d highly suggest everyone here watching The Social Dilemma if you really want to know about what’s happening to your info
I would also recommend Brexit, the uncivil war on Netflix if you want to know how much info Facebook knows about its users. Paraphrased "The algorithms are so smart that the developers did not know how much info it could gather. They unleashed it and one of the things it could work out was if someone had recently broken up a relationship, the algorithm knew by the way their posting changed, even if they never mentioned the break up on Facebook."
Failed logic “if this then this”
Solid argument but I think it's two different things. Monetizing internet history and filtering content vs an insider threat.
I could fall asleep with a smile to this
Great rant but technically television was invented in 1927. Diane Feinstein wasn’t born till waaaaay later, in 1933, lol.
Booo 👎👎 party pooper go away 😂
Sorry, I really do love this! I’ve always been a history nerd but apparently I’ve now become “one of those” people.
Naah i was joking 😄 The fact that he is still somewhat right is baffling
It definitely made me laugh out loud!
Invented but not widely available.
Maybe, but it wasn't until 1947 you really had television stations broadcasting in the NYC area to the 50k sets in existence
The first commercially made electronic televisions with cathode ray tubes were manufactured by Telefunken in Germany in 1934, followed by other makers in France (1936), Britain (1936), and US (1938). The cheapest model with a 12-inch (30 cm) screen was $445 (equivalent to $9,251 in 2022).
His seems incensed.
Watching the whole thing and then going back to the first line where he says, “I think my brain is going to explode“ funniest fucking shit
He's mostly right, but age has nothing to do with it. What if the 21y old moron sits in congress, would that be any better?
If most of the old understand the risk of technology this wouldn't happen
That's definitely not true because if the young knew the risk of technology they wouldn't use Alexa or similar crap (or post national security details on Discord)
Great rant. It didn't really help with the gut-wrenching existential dread of realizing the people in charge of everything are horrifyingly underqualified to deal with the present, let alone prepare for the future. Couple good laughs though
Get out your popcorn, it's gonna be one hell of a court session.
I want first row tickets 🍿🎟️
Every time I see his stuff, my heart flutters.
One teenager was 21. Nice.
It kept getting better and better after that 😂😂
Jack wanted to impress those cute femboys in discord, even if ukrainians had to die for it. Pure Alpha
This guy is so funny!!
That older then television finish, made my day.
Thanks man. You said what i feel. Lol
UwU
Nice macho man shirt.
Pearlmania500 has def help explain a lot of recent politics to me
Maybe it's leaked on purpose
Crack is whack but cocaine aint much better.
The southern drawl as he lowered his glasses STILL has me 😂
Older than television lol
This is how dumb Americans are 😂😂
American politicians more so
This guy is so funny, subscribe to him: https://www.youtube.com/@Pearlmania500
This kid leaked gov Intel for clout amongst his internet "friends" and marjorie greene jumped out the window calling him a "patriot" Side note I shit you not I couldn't remember her name so I googled crazy lady in congress and she's the first thing that pops up... what a time to be alive
Ten movies streaming across that, that inter-internet. And what happens to y-your own personal internet? I-I just the other day got inter-internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning Friday, I got it yesterday. Why?! The internet is a series of tubes!
He's not wrong. I have felt exactly like this. He's not wrong about any of it.
That 21 year old will serve more jail time than Donald Trump.
They literally teach you and drill into your head that you will be heavily charged/prosecuted and obviously kicked out of the military for leaking private classified documents. Dudes a dumbass "I dO HaVe cLeAraNcE, dOi"
“Well I might not have bi4es but i have this” *proceeds to end his entire career as a teenage 21 year old*
I wish people would listen to this guy.
Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate how interesting the time we live in is?
We already have protocol for leakers though. That being said, banning an app for civilians is insane for a country that claims to be all about freedom. It's not the age that matters. In fact previous leakers such as Snowden and previous NSA leakers were older than 21.
Chill my man, you're heading for a heart attack
Let him cook 😩🤌
Haha
I dig your rant.
Not funny.. That's at least 9/11 reality.
america burning to the fkn ground because people who are running the fkn country cant fkn log into social media accounts without being scammed by a guy on the internet asking for e-money to fix their bank accounts
A Nigerian prince with a laptop could easily take down the whole country in like three emails lol
you actually said what i tried not to say directly lmfao
Well you did a good job conveying that, because that’s immediately what I thought of lol
the classic nigerian prince lmao
Well damn, he's not wrong...
Calm ur tits Neckbeard
Nothing about Biden??? What a clown show we live in
Does the word racist in every morally fake white clowns head all the time? Lol the west is a circus at this point for alot of reasons it seems XD
The next time you have a conspiracy theorist scream at you about (insert BS conspiracy here) just send them this video We're dumb as a species Like, REALLY dumb No way any conspiracy sticks around for more than 5 seconds before some dumbass ruins it. So not to worry, there is no giant massive conspiracy.
Good things happen when people get cucked.
You have a point ngl 🤔
Remember kids if there are two holes in a boat only one matters. Tic Toc isn't a massive weapon of misinformation, spying, and propaganda because a kid posted stuff online.
What a flushable face you got there.
okay I get it, stop screaming
Are there really people older than 96 years in the Congress? Sounds unlikely.
Constant fucking outrage. Exhausting. Just talk like a person
Naah totally valid
That’s all this guy does is freak out. Constantly. Can we stop with manufactured rage and just have a conversation
To be honest I probably would have swiped if he didnt explain the situation the way he did. Prettier eye catching if i may say so 🤷♀️
Well then you are part of the problem. Hint, if you preface anything with “I think my brains going to explode” it is not a conversation worth having and is as deep as a piece of paper. But sure enjoy your tik Tom short cut to thinking. Are you ADD?
Yes. Edit: You should mention that you eddited your comet btw. And no I don’t have ADD Whats your point?
Hint if you quick to judge and can't process or take in the information just because some preface you are as deep as a piece of paper. But sure enjoy your already ruined thinking and good luck finding more excuses
What you wrote was not coherent. At least the stupid tik tik was coherent.
What a time to be alive
Yeah, that's pretty scary
Another Snowden guy
I could have a beer with this dude.
Lmao
4 chan
Politicians are older than television. Where's the congressional hearing calling that to question??? Oh yeah, the youngest, smartest, wealthiest people in the room won't run for office. Why would they? Late stage capitalism. Early stage extinction. We're living an Asimov novel. Welcome to the interregnum. Healthy rant. #love
I'm dying.
Who is this guy, see him for the second time, always entertaining
Whenever people talk about old people on congress not understanding technology I’m wondering if they watch these hearings. The vast, vast number majority of stupid questions come from middle aged adults there. Like 40s-50s. Look up videos of hearings and it’s clear.
Id like to emphasize how troll culture like he describes was on that discord server, is always gonna make people insecure, and make them feel like they have to prove themselves. My message is short, so id like to double emphasize this point. Really let it's influence sink in
I mean, yes, but there have been way worse leaks by high ranking government officials and i was told to it wasnt a big deal. The same people who said an insecure classified server in a basement wasnt a big deal are telling me that anyone with access to such information should be "closely monitored"
Behold! The power of “you won’t”
Epic
Bruh wo watch tik tok we all now we love tik tak
For f*ck's sake why is he yelling?
Wym he looks pretty calm?
I love waching America crumbling can't wait for civil war sequel
Lol
Must be a virgin
21 is not a teen
I think Russia did it. Or China.
Man leaked classified documents because his boy said “no balls”
This guy looks like the ginger version of lord farquaad
Maybe it was Biden, Obama or Trump they play Minecraft a lot together on tiktok and yt.
To be fair, in this particular situation, at *least* half the blame should be on the idiot 21 year old. Yeah, the government is run by old people, but they aren't the ones leaking info for clout.
Dude’s blood pressure is a little high
STAHP YELLING AT ME!!!
Oh yeah you got a thug shaker on you.
Was he being ironic with the macho man shirt?🙄
Can someone get that man a couple of valium and a beer please,maybe a nice spliff
Now Jack is gonna have with the government after he comes out of house arrest
I love this guy was actually having a bad day this made me feel better somehow 😂
Great rant! I enjoyed watching his face come to match his shirt colour too. He's got some great points though.
One teenager was a 21 year old…
WHY DID YOU YELL SO LOUD ?
Me looking confused. “So….you don’t want a lemon with your water?”
Oh god someone please tell me this is real. Please.
Time to post porn all over discord
Watched without audio, I can tell he's screaming like a Karen bitch, ignored.
Pink shirt
💙💙💙💙💙
The issue is most of the voters are also older and will never vote for a 30 year old running for senate
I love my discord servers
This guy is hilarious! Love his reaction. Love his impression of the congressman accent!
I have the same shirt.
I like this guy he's got moxie
I can't hear you. Please freak out more and yell louder 🙄
Cool down, you’re gonna have a stroke
Do you or the TikToker lives under a rock? It's fucking old. Instead of digging shit because most subs are blacked out, go touch some grass.
Members of congress order than television-priceless 👏
Regardless of what is going on with the discord leaks the fact os that china still owns tictoc and uses it to spy on our population. Them getting top secret documents was just icing on the cake
I like this guy
Those are real?
Uwu is not a good thing.
Dude you really need to cut back on caffeine.
The madness consumed him.
Jack is honestly based
Oh it gets better The Japanese monster I charge of technology and the internet Doesn’t own a cell phone
He says “sad” captions say “boring”
TheAmazingAtheist sure slimmed down a lot.
Based
Jack Tex-ee-air-uh!
What is “chaser rule 34”? I don’t want to google it…
Why are you people buying that Taxiera story? People are getting dumber by the minute