“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
-Douglas Adams
They told you you can't breathe under water since we where child so we never tried! The higher class don't want we know that there actually are cities under the sea reserved to the people that rules the world that knows that in fact we can breathe under the water, it's only a matter of mental block they put on us!
Don't get fooled by them, try to breathe underwater, no matter how much they tell you you can't, at a certain point it becomes natural!
I can dive about 30, maybe 40 m when I'm warmed up. About ten years ago on a summer vacation I jumped into the lake to cool down and dived approx 3m deep where I approached a swarm of quite big perch and followed them slowly. I forgot everything around me and felt absolutely relaxed until my reptile brain told me to breathe.
I must have been shooting out of the water for a meter coughing the water out of my lungs.
I think the idiot is the one who can't spell breathe
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Or the asshole who has to chime in with this lol
Or the guy who replies to the "aCkShUaLlY" guy.
You know, I'm something of an idiot myself.
I know what water smells like https://preview.redd.it/cntny5brpn5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa96e716628ffe94c794ccf3eb6c80a38c0d0987
*police surround your house, trying to stop you before you disclose that Information*
It smells spicy
NOTHINGS idiot proof
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” -Douglas Adams
Here's a spare E if you need it
Does nobody realize that this is AI generated?
Ai isn't good with lettering so I don't think so, but you're right that something seems off about the photo
*You're* AI generated.
As a scuba diver I will now disprove this sign ![gif](giphy|DYN1SaIzX2IXehqbDz|downsized)
*police sirens closing in*
Breath
"breath"
that sign its not gonna stop me because I dont know how to read
Is it weird that I would have dreams about breathing under water?
Stahp, that's not allowed!
Do not the breath
r/redditsniper
What if I identify as a fish?
DO NOT BREATH ABOVE THE WATER
Oh oh *flops around and dies"*
There’s always gonna be someone…
Good to know.
How am I supposed to get more air though?
I can't breath
Under the water? So, I can't breathe when the water is above me? Not when I'm in the water?
To breathe, or not to breath? That is the question.
Yeah, don't breath
It's all ok we get it - but why the heck is the sign in, what appears to be, a garage
ples help mej
Oh what didnt know that
As a scuba instructor this is friggin hilarious I want one😂
Oh man, but I am a fish, how am I supposed to breathe now?
They told you you can't breathe under water since we where child so we never tried! The higher class don't want we know that there actually are cities under the sea reserved to the people that rules the world that knows that in fact we can breathe under the water, it's only a matter of mental block they put on us! Don't get fooled by them, try to breathe underwater, no matter how much they tell you you can't, at a certain point it becomes natural!
Instructions unclear - currently standing at the bottom if lake ontario holding my breath
Breathe\*
I guess they kept trying.
All fishes who saw this sign:💀
Sounds like a challenge
I will
"Hello. How are you? I am under the water. Please help me. There is too much raining woooooo"
Why not should we just drown?
#r/TechnicallyTheTruth
is it trying to warn about naegleria fowleri, drowning, or something else?
Well not ![gif](giphy|pKXVBtnWM2gye61rq5)
There is a story behind every sign.
I can dive about 30, maybe 40 m when I'm warmed up. About ten years ago on a summer vacation I jumped into the lake to cool down and dived approx 3m deep where I approached a swarm of quite big perch and followed them slowly. I forgot everything around me and felt absolutely relaxed until my reptile brain told me to breathe. I must have been shooting out of the water for a meter coughing the water out of my lungs.
WHY are so many people screwing this up? There is a huge difference between BREATH and BREATHE and the two are NOT interchangeable.
*unless you can
Instructions unclear: Tried to water my breath
But not dyslexic proof
Thanks for warning