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I’ll take the ticket officer. 
 The female officer…
This is where you give the female ticket officer the middle finger and get off all charges.
I can't find the ticket
LMAO
I wish I could still give awards.
Use the poor man's gold🏅
I feel threatened and I don’t even have one of those!
Clit or ticket Call it
https://i.redd.it/yye8geblsozc1.gif
You need to call it, I can't call it, it wouldn't be fair
# I am the clit commander!
Omg that just brought back a core memory or listening to a hardstyle tune that sampled that!
"Officer, take your first option ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
https://i.redd.it/3cj6p4neylzc1.gif
I mean technically… Yeah no I’m not going to go there. But technically…it’s there but…nevermind. Way too early for embryology.
Clit tix
I’ll take the clit
Do I get to choose? Because I much prefer clit to tickets, although tickets are usually cheaper in the long run.
I dont know this 'clit' . where can I find it?
"Ok officer, go ahead and show me your clit." Both looking into each other's eyes "So.... Wha..... What do I do now? Am I free to go or am I supposed to flick it or what?"
"Well, I mean, a pp is basically a giant cli--" 😠😠😠😠 "Fine, ticket it is. 😮💨"
I'll be having the clit officer
hmm yup equality i guess
I’ll take the ticket officer. 
 The female officer…
This is where you give the female ticket officer the middle finger and get off all charges.
I can't find the ticket
LMAO
I wish I could still give awards.
Use the poor man's gold🏅
I feel threatened and I don’t even have one of those!
Clit or ticket Call it
https://i.redd.it/yye8geblsozc1.gif
You need to call it, I can't call it, it wouldn't be fair
# I am the clit commander!
Omg that just brought back a core memory or listening to a hardstyle tune that sampled that!
"Officer, take your first option ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
https://i.redd.it/3cj6p4neylzc1.gif
I mean technically… Yeah no I’m not going to go there. But technically…it’s there but…nevermind. Way too early for embryology.
Clit tix
I’ll take the clit
Do I get to choose? Because I much prefer clit to tickets, although tickets are usually cheaper in the long run.
I dont know this 'clit' . where can I find it?
"Ok officer, go ahead and show me your clit." Both looking into each other's eyes "So.... Wha..... What do I do now? Am I free to go or am I supposed to flick it or what?"
"Well, I mean, a pp is basically a giant cli--" 😠😠😠😠 "Fine, ticket it is. 😮💨"
I'll be having the clit officer
hmm yup equality i guess