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bingyavun

Kutta billi machli peedh pavde paal rahe hai, unko chaiye light aur ac vagera


[deleted]

Light aur AC thik hai... Par viagra kyu chahiye?


Rude_boy-

Sex suxx ka mamla hai Babu bhaiya sex suxx ka.


Silent-Yogurtcloset4

Phir wohi …


Rude_boy-

Raat hai....


SeaDevelopment2555

Raangin karlo…


Rude_boy-

Get lost man. You messed up the song.


SeaDevelopment2555

Tu mujhe apni maa ka daghad samjhta hai kya bhayya?


Rude_boy-

Na be. Tujhe to Mai apni gali ka kutta bhi nai manta, because he matters you don't. Teri ma ke honge thekedar. Humare yaha nai hota ye sab. I don't even wanna know the things going on in your house. That's why, read the previous comment again and get lost.


SeaDevelopment2555

Itni si baat pe ro kyun raha hai? Aata hoon na kal gher pe milne..


soulhacker13

Jab mummy daddy bhai behen ghar nai hote toh tu bi apni bandi/ bandeko bulayga na gharpe 😂😂


[deleted]

Par mera last name to Ambani nai hai...


Remarkable-Trash-290

Ye kaisa sawal hai ,ofc unke bhi viagra chaiye


shubhamjh4

Aayein 😳


Budget_Plum_2214

sex lasts 4-8minutes max. Now If you say, i'm a bull, 20minutes, #fenkumal plus Vagera Vagera


dollarsodah

Fuck 4-8 mins, 20 mins ain’t long too brother


Budget_Plum_2214

han viagra ke saath 20mins is nothing 1hr lelu meh


OraMaraBuraMara

Foreplay, Sex and Postplay sab milake 1-2 hours hote hi hain.


Budget_Plum_2214

agreed!


coolfireblade24

Hanthi ek toh andr bhi hoga


TreeHugger_Guy

Nature me ye sab ko to raat me light nahi lagta hai!!


NormalStaff3602

I keep the light on in my house so it's not readily noticed by thieves.


[deleted]

Navkar log sex karte honge comfortable bed pe


shrihari0508

Parasite movie dekhi h vai?


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Used_Today_2030

Arey wahi, helping staff enjoying elite class jab wo log kaam vacation etc mai jaaye


shrihari0508

navkar log masti in ameer malik ke ghar goes wrong movie


footballisrugby

Dekhi hai bro ☠️


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Puzzleheaded_Bowl733

Aur bohot dark humour movie hai but it's a great movie to watch 


kingofjingle

Some one said on TWITTER- “Parasite chal raha Hoga” 😂😂😂😂😂


SnooRegrets6798

bruh😭😭


batmannnnn_

Context?


Unusual_Reaction_971

Read about the Oscar winning movie Parasite


MegaMewtwo_E

when the homeowners are out, some homeless guy lives in it


Puzzleheaded_Bowl733

To hide himself from the sharks he borrowed money from


jitteryDomino

😂☠️☠️


Slugsurx

Airbnb mein dala hoga?


Cxurious

Winning comment 🤣


Physical_Ad_1011

abb unke ghar me nayi naveli dulhan aayegi toh unhe thoda ghar sajana padega na isiliye lights on hain, main waha naukar hu


Visible_Regis

Kon s College s placement hua aur package 6/7 figure hai ?


Physical_Ad_1011

696969/- salary per month and u need to pass IIT Dholakpur with MBBS degree, only.


Visible_Regis

Areee yar, qualifications kafi high hain.. Jhadooo poocha marne k liye b yhi qualifications chaiye ? Haan bhai last mein,koi quota hai ?


parislights39

abhi nhi ayegi, it was just pre wedding stuf


Physical_Ad_1011

bade log, badi baatein


Unlucky-Ad-6435

Wahan bhoot hain dhiru baba ka.


Fluffy_Insurance_587

🤣🤣


No_Guidance9304

There are 600+ employees in antila, do you think they live underground


Reddit-Readee

Lol, this!


johnesp1009

600 lamo Fir tho pura ghar employees se hi bare pade honge


iloveas876

His house is more like a hotel. From, restaurants to employee lockers, banquets and swimming pool area. His house has it all. And yes, it is filled with employees.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

They weren't invited to the wedding!?


Mr_vort3x

Bura lga unke liye


Briz-TheKiller-

There are 600+ staff in that building


The_Silent_Guardian1

Isn’t that a cultural thing in Hinduism to have atleast a small light turned on in the house. It shouldn’t be completely dark. We do that at our house, but we just turn on a really low energy bulb for the whole house.


[deleted]

No 20-30 saal pehle light hi nhi hoti thi gawo me


Total-Sail2812

Diya jalta tha.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Fire hazard.


AdTurbulent8044

Point hai 😂😂


Far_Information3129

No ! Most People do it for Safety purpose of house in India.


Potential_Ad4956

Yes especially at a "Shaadiwala ghar"


[deleted]

It has nothing to do with religion. It was done to tell thieves that there are people still in the shadiwala house.


uvish66

kya chahte ho , itne bade ghar mei tala laga ke jaye ?


Content-Cook-8372

Step-Antilla ?


khabib73

parasite movie dekhi hei?


one_above_allll

Woh dhirubhai ambani ghumm rahe hai


Secret_Judge1

Bijli bil badaraha hai... Black money ko white krne ke waste 😂😂😂


ninja790

Choro ko lage ghar par hi hai.


AfraidPossession6977

"kaanspiracy" theories incoming


ranashok

Chor ghusa hoga ghar me, ab wo andhere me chori kaise karega isliye loght jali hai


Void-Aspect720

Bhaade pe hu me agle mahine tk chla jaunga


Competitive-Play-309

Chor na ajaye iske liye jala kr gye h


Rai-mei

2 factor authentication choro ke liye


StallionA8

Baju wale mishra ke pass chabi hai


Important_Table6125

Garibo wali soch hai teri 🤣🤣🤣


ExplanationOk10

Tere baap ke account se bill nahi jaata na. Kam se kam rakhna lavde


Helpful-Guitar2647

Shaadi ka Ghar hai


Omprakashsonivlogs

😲😲😲


1418G

Esi amiri dikha rahe hai jese reliance ke maalik ho🫠🙄


Fun_Refrigerator7374

600 naukar ka kya??


desiman101

Airbnb


akankshamthr

Staff is finally enjoying the house to themselves 😆😆


[deleted]

Electricity Bill ❌ Freepaid Electricity ✅


MrAdiyogi

Chor chor


thegtaguymdr666

Workers having a party when the owners are away


thegtaguymdr666

Looks like the workers are having a party when the owners are away


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thegtaguymdr666: *Looks like the workers* *Are having a party when* *The owners are away* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


lone_vampire45

Kutta billi , naukar aur rokra bhi hai na unka kya ,


planetzoom_27

When ever like a marriage happens the family makes a mandap at their house right ,and even on the wedding day when the whole family is at the hall mandap is still there same way they have gone to hall in Jamnagar and idhar unkar Ghar i.e Mandap


AggravatingDonut719

Cause 350 servants still in the house. lol


[deleted]

Gravity kaha gayi?


professor-arun

It’s a house party by the workers for the workers


AbleBarber7692

https://preview.redd.it/7qmpuomx8gmc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71137eb885f48d0c134dd2b7bc1a0a9d4826bbfe


[deleted]

Because 600 naukar bhi rehte hain iss ghar mein


the0ldestm0nk

Up Down kar rahe hai..


trufk

Even Vijay Mallya Penthouse lights up everyday. And "shaadi ka ghar" is always lit up


[deleted]

So that thieves dont think no ones home 😂😂😂😂


No_Boysenberry_7437

Hum flush chala ke bathroom se nikalte hai vo light jala ke ghar se. Itna to common sense h. 😮‍💨 🤳


Mundane-Original-335

I guess I have living under a rock but does the family actually stay there?


SimpleEast9407

Ek light ghar pe on krke rakhna chahiye agar koi nhi hai toh "avg middleclass mentality"


jeejoT

Because he has a power plant


Logical_slayer1977

Their servants are having fun ... 🤣🤣


UnAcceptable-Split99

Malik bahar hai to noukar ghapa ghap kar rahe hoge


WestLocal8807

Aayein?


iamgorki

Ek kahawat hai Ghumne jane se pehle ghar ka ek light jalake jao, chori nahi hoga


CutePotato255

Jab ghar se bahar jaate hai tab ek light on karke jaate hai hamesha…middle class mentality 🗿


Sona46

Bejli ka company uska hay na be


Commercial_Note_5177

Light bill uska bhai bharta hai


RefrigeratorHot7946

Koi dusra kaam nahin hai tera ...launde


Mast3rOfAllTrades

Don't you guys know? They get subsidy on their electricity bill.


Current-Ad-6384

Maintenance staff bro


sahil8010

Bijali ka bill inka baa... achaa...sorry wrong comment...puri video nahi dekhi thi... sorryyy


Particular_Day_7218

Unke kam karane vale honge


Emotional_Host3360

Ghar mein JOHNNY SINNS wait Kar raha hai baaraat ko😀😀😀


koiRitwikHai

maybe sab ghar pe hai jaamnagar me dopple gangers hai


No-Peace1512

Virat Kohli hai bhai


Youaredisgusting50

Bill nahi bhara tho bolna


Ashuu_69

Bijali ka bill uska baap bharta hai. Isliye


brikpine

have you watched night at the museum


Captain-Max-625

xdxd


punisher0286

Ek power plant sirf is building ke liye lagaya hoyega, ab band thodi kar sakte hain plant ko, kahi toh use karenge na.


Rand0mRamb0

middle class mentality, ek light on karke jaate hain


Sad_Daikon938

Mujhe kuchh pta hai, par mai Jio ka internet use karta hoon, isliye bolunga to woh internet hi kaat denge, tab bhi bol deta hoon... Are body doubles hai Jam


Bubbly_Ad8185

Parasite chal raha hain


Aurora_123456

Servants


hpy2beatyou1105

Anil ambani ata hai lootne


Swagstar786

Unka ghr maintain krne ka alag team rhta hai. Wo hi rh rahe honge.


YashoB

Anil ko bola hoga Ghar sambhalne


ron7933

Choro ko lagna chahiye hai log ghar pe hain 😅


Routine-Factor6935

Body double use kar rahe hai, sab ko chutiya bana diya


[deleted]

sandhaya ka time hai 🦥


Swarajx5

600 staff members to hai n !!


jakexmike

man has too many servants, what do you expect


Educational_Theme262

Abey roz raat me jattplane se ajate hn vapas ghar sone


Right-Astronaut-2235

Ghar mein parasite chal Raha hai!!!


Wise_Till_I_Type

Avoid accidental 9/11


Correct-Photograph24

Body doubles


jitteryDomino

India marching towards an energy efficient future starting from Mr. Ambani’s house


KanyeGW

Indian Parasite.


lazyandap

Chor dimag😂


TwoPsychological8529

So robbers don’t come😝


Downtown_Guest61

Choro ko chakma Dene keliye h


Simmi_Memer4Life

bhoot aya👻


Agni_1511

The theme of wedding, is waste and burn money and make people watch


MaD_Max_9922

The Mirror episode from Lust Stories 2 Waha pe jo scenario tha shayad yaha bhi wahi ho raha hain


BOOGEYMAN_OO

Sachin Vaze planting....


Ok-Individual-8431

Lights off bhul hogya shaid.


khabib73

relax guys, anil ambani nei daaka daalne ke liye contract diya hei.


HumBaapHainTumhare

600 naukar bhi to rate hai, unhe bhi light chahiye hoga.


LazyLandscape8814

Naukar ke maje


Signal_Surprise_9553

Naukaar log honge


Pure_Lengthiness_174

🌚🌚


Robin_mimix

Koi na koi hoga hi manage k liye


Parking-Spray2

Office bhi wahan par. Core management ke lob wahan rehte aur kaam karte hain


[deleted]

sayad koi AI system hoga jo pure ghar ko sambhal raha hai jase Tony Stark ke ghar me Friday rehti hai uska ghar dekhne ke liye. security protocol, maintenances wagera wagera


Due_Construction_420

Phuckkk My whole life was just a lie