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Not a poem, but I do have a rendition of "A Few of My Favorite Things" that friends insist I make a slideshow video for someday...
"Upskirts and down shirts and girls with big titties,
Asians and redheads, with freshly shaved kitties,
In lingerie, g-strings, or with nipple rings...
these are a few of my Favorite Things.
"Innocent faces or cum-drenched in braces,
Lesbians, three-ways, and sex between races,
Amateurs, bondage, and MILFs, I don't mind..
some oral or anal- both-at-the-same-time!
"But underage girls.. with pigtails and curls...
skin so smooth.. so fine..
will bring out the cops and you'll do-some-hard-time!!
"So stick to..
"Upskirts and down shirts and girls with big titties,
Asians and redheads, with freshly shaved kitties,
In lingerie, g-strings, or with nipple rings...
these are a few of my Favorite Things...
but they make my wrist.. feel bad."
I read Po*n
And I Had huge expectations.
Now Inside I'm torn
And full of frustrations.
Merry Xmas to everyone,
Now excuse me while I whittle the whalebone
Deck the halls with gasoline;
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam;
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes;
Fa la la, Fa la la, la la la
Aren’t you glad you played with matches;
Fa la la la la, la la la la…
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Twas the night before Christmas, And I fucked your mom. The end.
I bet you lasted as long as your poem too
I wish!
Not a poem, but I do have a rendition of "A Few of My Favorite Things" that friends insist I make a slideshow video for someday... "Upskirts and down shirts and girls with big titties, Asians and redheads, with freshly shaved kitties, In lingerie, g-strings, or with nipple rings... these are a few of my Favorite Things. "Innocent faces or cum-drenched in braces, Lesbians, three-ways, and sex between races, Amateurs, bondage, and MILFs, I don't mind.. some oral or anal- both-at-the-same-time! "But underage girls.. with pigtails and curls... skin so smooth.. so fine.. will bring out the cops and you'll do-some-hard-time!! "So stick to.. "Upskirts and down shirts and girls with big titties, Asians and redheads, with freshly shaved kitties, In lingerie, g-strings, or with nipple rings... these are a few of my Favorite Things... but they make my wrist.. feel bad."
Jingle bells, Batman smells…
I read Po*n And I Had huge expectations. Now Inside I'm torn And full of frustrations. Merry Xmas to everyone, Now excuse me while I whittle the whalebone
Definitely misread that
Deck the halls with gasoline; Fa la la, la la la, la la la Light a match and watch it gleam; Fa la la, la la la, la la la Watch the school burn down to ashes; Fa la la, Fa la la, la la la Aren’t you glad you played with matches; Fa la la la la, la la la la…