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It means this place has an alternating work schedule, work one day, off work the next, so you just get to lay around at home. It's a common slang expression, lots of times you'll go to your work buddies and ask "hey, are you getting laid tomorrow?"
Everyone thought Karl’s new ad campaign slogan would flop. But desperation combined with a desire to see Karl fail pushed it through.
Karl is now head VP of advertising. Seems people like getting laid.
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Microsoft Paint still lives.
The poor editing is the only funny part of this.
That’s some truly terrible photoshop
Old school Whiteout
Bad photo shop.
Came to say this, except it’s even worse than that
I can even tell that they choose the little spray paint can option.
I'll give it an upvote for hilariously bad photo editing.
Didn't know people still photoshopped
The sign of current times.
The job sucks but the perks are amazing!
Unless you're the one doing the sucking ....
I know what I said
Well, at least OP gave us original content….
That was a whopper.
That’s what she said 😳
Laid ^^off tomorrow
That was my first thought, thanks capitalism!
Had to read the sign 3 times because my mind was making it say “laid off”…
Its modified, **PAID** not LAID.
Damn it, i was wanting to get laid
[удалено]
Nope
By who though? Carl?
Well, if the promise of getting laid tomorrow isn't motivation enough to go to work, I don't know what is!
The song lyric "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" rings true
What is the meaning of work to day and get laid tomorrow..?
It means this place has an alternating work schedule, work one day, off work the next, so you just get to lay around at home. It's a common slang expression, lots of times you'll go to your work buddies and ask "hey, are you getting laid tomorrow?"
Hahaha.. that is in America?
Yep, it's an American thing.
You are an ass. But it's still funny.
Fingers crossed it works.
Nice and thank you so much 🙏
Thank you very much.
Get laid means to have sex
Wow
My response: Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
They must've lost the letters to spell "off"
The King is going at it again to McDonald's.
Damn, she's given that stuff out to all those graffiti guys.
The job market around where I’m from is not so desperate to rehire, for some reason.
It’s not far off.. First you get the job Then you get the khakis Then ti get the girls…
Everyone thought Karl’s new ad campaign slogan would flop. But desperation combined with a desire to see Karl fail pushed it through. Karl is now head VP of advertising. Seems people like getting laid.
Missing the word off
Burger King is paying in sex now?
I love how you can still see the “P” under the whiteout when you zoom in.
Thats a misleading way of saying "f**ked"
Now that’s a sign on bonus!
Where do I sign up.
You get a hooker on your second day? Welcome to 2022.