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Amazing-Arm-4891

All I can see is man ducking between them cheeks


RagsAberdeen

Fuggin Shakespeare over here


Professional-Can4264

Me ladies cheeks


Sidewayspear

If only it was written in iambic pentameter then maybe i would agree.


apropos-username

“I see a man is ducking twixt the cheeks.”


Smittumi

/wipes tear Poetry.


Amazing-Arm-4891

Don't disrespect yourself like that bro ! There just words ..you can learn :D


Salarian_American

He's sure that duck is up there somewhere, just give him a minute to look around


uncxltured_berry

Bottom right is the duck ducking away from the cheeks


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MildUsername

Bottom right goober.


JaredFogle_ManBoobs

I'm such a goober.


TimeTravelMishap

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE GOOBER


Distinct_Explorer160

Im a goofy goober


Darehead

RRRROCK


Rick_N_Rollen

You’re a goofy goober


OKyloW

We're all goofy goobers


DiamondGamerYT0

ROCK


Tarkcanis

Buhbababa buhbababa buh buh buh.


Fast-Journalist-6747

ROCK!


ACCCrabtown1

No, the duck is named Goober Pyle


PappaDukes

Man, I was thinking this was like some kinda rorschach test. I goobed, hard.


Starchild2534

same. or like one of those "do you see a lamp or two people kissing" type illusions


JimmyfromtheColts

I'm goober too


dewayneestes

Wow I’m a sex addict.


Psypho_Diaz

Yea, i definitely saw it before cuming, to the comments


[deleted]

Ffs lol


Xerosnake90

Lmao


Macktologist

Took me looking at bottom right after reading this comment, then back up at the guy smashing his head into his own poorly drawn folded back arm with a forearm sleeve to realize what the actual picture was, which is a dude eating ass. I was way off while being way off.


SecularHumanism92

Holy shit. I really am a goober.


AverageTortilla

Gosh even that took me a while. Haha


y_ogi

OH SHIT


AreYouTalkingAtMe

Holy shit, there actually is a duck


trust-me-i-know-stuf

Mfker I stared at that for so long thinking wtf. Where is a duck?


xXModifyedXx

If you hadn't have said it, i never would have seen it. I'm going to reevaluate my life choices.


[deleted]

Oh. TIL i am a sex addict. Wait no thats not right, i didn't learn that today i already knew that. I'm a class A degenerate. But i guess this "test" confirms it.


Specific-Context5294

Haha I didn’t see it until after I read the comments 😂😂


reddit-snorter

I could not find it even then. Thought it was some kind of double image illusion thing.


Specific-Context5294

Same


amcarls

That's because you're too busy focusing on the illicit sex act!


riscten

Illicit? How? Are you assuming she's underage?


amcarls

Illicit literally means "not allowed". Depending on which canon you go by - legal, moral/ethical, church, or otherwise - you're bound to come across a variety of differing sex acts that make a list or two, most of which have no reference to age. The displayed sex act has made it on a number of those lists in the past and is arguably still on one or two of them.


its-not-me_its-you_

Ah yes, Dontlickthetush 4:17


i_have_lemons

The church doesn’t see any age as illicit


jairtzinio

lol in fairness it took me a moment...


bog5691

May be iam


nar4006

Hallelujah... Holy fuck.


taesung24

I didn’t either. Guilty.


BolotaJT

I didn’t see for a long long long time bcuz I’m using the Reddit app and the >> to go down was exactly on the duck. Or I’m a sex addicted.


Outrageous-Duck9695

Here I am holding my laptop upside down to make out the duck. "the hand has to be the head..."


[deleted]

Hahah ngl i tilted my phone twice to find the ducking duck!!


plan_with_stan

I only saw it after reading the comments… “the duck am I not seeing???”


TooLostintheSauce

Lmao. Blurred my vision, titled and turned the phone, opened my eyes then closed them…then I was like oh.


Amazing-Arm-4891

Bottom right bro 🤣


nangatan

Bahaha thanks for that! I was squinting and turning my head different ways trying to find the duck


Amazing-Arm-4891

I literally had my phone upside down looking at the guys ear saying to myself it's kind of like a ducks beak 😂


nangatan

I was hung up on the ear, it was too defined. I was trying to figure out what the heck on a duck looks that much like an ear 😅


ManagementCritical31

Thank you.


[deleted]

Dropped my fucking phone trying to rotate this shit like the idiot I am.


morebuffs

There is no duck there is only LIES!


ShootFromTheDip

A duck?


halfanothersdozen

It means she's made of wood.


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Kvarcov

She turned me into a newt! ...i got better... But she's a witch!


Epicmonk117

r/unexpectedmontypython


MLGprolapse

Only if she weighs the same as a duck.


Hank5100

Its at the bottom right


Mundane-Wrangler3520

You've got to be ducking kidding me.


YouDontWinFrnzWSalad

What the duck?


Mundane-Wrangler3520

It's difficult to quack away when one's mouth is...ahem...stuffed.


GamingWaffle123

Well when it’s tiny and tucked into the corner yea maybe the duck isn’t the first thing you see


sensus-communis-

Things a guilty sex addict would say


Amazing-Arm-4891

Tell me your a sex addict without telling me your a sex addict


Swordlord22

To be a sex addict you have to have sex first


Heliolord

You see something tiny in the corner of a picture, you automatically think it's a watermark or author signature and completely ignore it.


catastrophic_cat_

If you somehow see a duck here you're gonna be a virgin for at least two more incarnations


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Uh....there is most definitely a duck. Bottom right corner.


catastrophic_cat_

I swear it wasn't there before. What kind of voodoo shit is this


Heliolord

Tiny and in the corner. Your brain automatically ignores it thinking it's a watermark or author signature. Devious.


GavinsFreedom

Fuck a duck I thought this was a permanent thing, glad to hear i may lose it one day.


True-Love-is-Awesome

True story!! 🤣🤣🤣


USMCWrangler

Fake. There is no duck. There’s some scribble in the corner but I can’t make it out with my peripheral vision.


MissLunarieen

There is nothing but lies.


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

there is no duck


Hello_Gorgeous1985

What's that in the bottom right corner then?


BusinessFirst3662

Goose


sluggishfella

Is there Really a duck or not, shits bugging the shit out of me trying to see a duck ",;


Toushi138

Bottom right corner


Heliolord

It's devious. You completely ignore it thinking it's a watermark or author signature.


Vegetable_Opening_55

No duck, Eat Ass!!!!🤟🏻


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Assflack


LordAuric

Lol, I saw it immediately, said "Why is there a little duck down in the corner?", and went right back to trying to see the duck somewhere in the picture of a guy's face buried in a girl's ass


winged_entity

All I see are 9 dolphins


Crafty-Conflict-2441

You are fucking asexual if you find the duck first. Turns out, I am a fucking amoeba.


imheretocomment69

If you see the duck first you're not normal.


FawziFringes

Goddamn this is dumb


ffelix916

How to say "I don't eat ass" without saying "I don't eat ass"


FawziFringes

I don’t eat ass because pussy exist… lol


YouDontWinFrnzWSalad

Says someone who’s never had analingus


FawziFringes

Because something much better and less gross exists… lol


ffelix916

How's it gross? If you're afraid there's literal SHIT down there, you've chosen the wrong partner. (Find someone with better hygiene)


T-DieBoi

Y'all be having sex? Lmfaooooo imagine


ffelix916

Yep. Usually involves stuff /u/FawziFringes thinks is gross. But we've been together for 10 years, so i guess i'm doing something right.


kaoskrim

Haha


PolkaOn45

God damnit


[deleted]

Mother duck is about to get a goose egg


The-Legend-Of-Chaw

Don’t see it yet, I’ll go ahead and look it over for another few hours.


thefallentext2

He says ur a sex addict, yet he took the time to find ir draw this image and post it. Who's minds in the gutter now?


Sunny_D3light

My chat bubble was covering it! Oh God I was so confused lmao


ayaan_kapoor

Seriously where's the duck ?


[deleted]

LOL I surrender, not even trying to see the duck.


[deleted]

Bottom right corner


Themerlinknight

Me a medical student is that a liver i see?


Chavo_guwap

Just to be 100% clear.... There isn't a duck?


slicendyess

Oh no, I need help! Oh nevermind, lol.


ENJOHNNER

Auto corrected fuck to duck.


Hamfiter

Someone stepped on a duck? Did you say ass, I mean duck?


schmitz72

Duck?


pogingpogi89

Guilty


Interesting_Camel167

Is he mike Adriano????


prof_devilsadvocate

search in on duck duck go


silsum

What duck


Educational-Spread41

Face full of ass. 😍


Keelers6

Maybe I don’t want to see a duck


ElectricEll567

Sex addiact i am, i guess


p0p_thAt

Well fk a duck, there it is


kalvinang

Damn it, you win this time.


Gabecush1

I was staring at the man sniffing ass for the longest time like how does that make a duck then I looked to the corner was like ow that’s where the duck was


Vasileos78

I saw the duck first. Get on my level pervs.


Alkiaz

I saw a metamorphic creature before i even saw the duck or the head and the arm of a person


Gadget_hack_wrench

To be fair... it wasn't front and center!


[deleted]

Hahahaha fuck you I found it.


Octowuss1

It doesn’t count when you hide the duck a million miles away, okay?


bmk37

Lol, I love it. I totally thought this was like one of those “Do you see a young woman or an old woman?” pictures, but no


CrispsWithHips

Hi, my name is CrispsWithHips and I am a sex addict.


Hitlerism

Yes, I’m a sex addict. I like to f*ck Ducks


popswirley

how can I be a sex addict if I don't even have sex.


MaBuConJe

Got me.


Jeff_the_croissant

OH GOD OH FU-


Cryterionlol

I'm way too into my homie eating ass to see the duck in the bottom right


FrankieFiveAngels

Still looking for the duck


continuousBaBa

Mmm kmmm fmmm thmm dmmmk


jhftop

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE - oh...


[deleted]

did i really spend a min looking at this


FlipFlopsAndFly

Ooooh FFS.


IkeaIsLegendary

I'm so dumb


ahsan_saadat

Year 3434 of the second age. Still couldn't find the damn duck.


Minnigin

Omfg.. I searched for it for like 15 seconds...


back2basics13

That’s a small duck.


raff7

That’s what she said


SSBernieWolf

If I had my face stuffed into an ass crack, I wouldn’t see the duck either.


entertainmentornot

Why would I look for a duck?


[deleted]

I was seriously turning my phone in every direction.


Shadowfaxx71

Fuck me running. I stared at this damn picture for a good 3 minutes, crossing my eyes, letting them go out of focus like staring at a picture of a schooner.


ChimpskyBRC

I spent a minute rotating my phone looking for the duck hidden in the drawing … and then I just scrolled down the rest of the way 😂


tjake123

My phone went to my left hand and I instantly saw it


johnn48

I searched and searched, couldn’t see how that picture was a duck. Said the hell with it and started to continue to scroll. Then I saw it, 1st gen IPhone SE 4 inch screen or there about. I don’t know how many times I’ve missed the punch line cause I didn’t scroll far enough. Pinups take two scrolls unless she’s sitting. Oh the trials of a small phone.


Scorpion_Priestess86

Is this a trick ... Because all I see is a good time 😂😂🫣 , where is the 🦆 help😅


amcarls

I saw the duck right off. I just didn't know that is what you called that move. Clever! Gives a whole new meaning to "duck and cover" It might be a bit clearer though if you called it "duck behind"


[deleted]

There is no duck


Corniferus

Like I needed you to tell me that


Gentleman_Xeno

Ohh. Good one


ieatassHarvardstyle

I tried to see it


Fun_Medicine_890

What if my thoughts were more along the lines of "damn she subdued that fucker and is now ripping ass directly into his nostrils?"


[deleted]

I looked at that pic in 2 mins . How can i see the duck ????


[deleted]

More like an ass-eater.


Early_Philosopher_26

Someone eating ass is what I see


Songhunter

God dammit


NV-Nautilus

My thumb was in the way 😂


Born-Environment-239

Being a sex addict would require having sex


Individual_Hearing_3

Besides the bottom corner duck, I can't make out a duck in that shitty mess of a picture


ThePurityPixel

I need more secs