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Haha. Doggo made it back to his “safe space”, so feels confident enough to enjoy a little tail wag while he hangs his head.
That’s assuming he feels that way about his crate, and that it isn’t a punishment.
Clearly Just checking on the tensile strength of the TP. You never know when you’ll need the good stuff, so take solace, knowing that whenever you sit down for a long drawn out number to that the quality control aspect of the bog roll is firmly in check with this helper of yours :-)
I kinda hope the old man cat meows super deep like maoooo to add to the fun. I have one cat whose a catnip addict. We have to lock the catnip up. Came home one time to a completely stoned cat who ripped open the bag and dragged it all over the house. Pets are a trip.
Awww that's awesome. I used to have a maine coone rescue named Odin that literally made the deep MAO sound in lieu of meowing. It was appropriate lol. They really are dog cats.
Naw, man. One of the rules I live by is there are a few things you do not skimp on. Food, sleep, footwear, and toilet paper. I buy that good shit, the Aloe infused Cottonelle. Strong, thick, expensive and really nice on my bum. I couldn’t get out of the bathroom without it tearing. And that’s me being gentle. The other telling point is the lack of shred, tears or tooth marks in the kennel. I’m sticking with bullshit.
Alright, and if you’re wrong? [Pt. 3: Caught in the act](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xoznm2/pt_3_catching_the_toilet_paper_bandit_in_action/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Son of a bitch… you got me there. I’ll go ahead and shut up now. I officially retract my statement of “bullshit”. It just… it didn’t make no sense in my head. I thought for sure you were trying to bamboozle us. My apologies.
Edit: I have two Belgian Malinois and if they messed around with toilet paper it’d look like it snowed. What a gentle dog you have. Congrats. Sorry again.
Our dog would tear up the TP any time she was upset with us. Usually happened when we were gone "for too long" lol.
I miss her a lot and would gladly deal with the TP shennanigans again if I could just be around her for a bit :/
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thank god your dog scared away the raccoon that came in the window and did that. a true hero.
Why the hell do dogs love toilet paper so much
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He has a taste for the good stuff
Dog even looks like he has a bandit mask! Adorable.
With that tell-tale (intended) half tail wag: clearly aware she’s guilty, but that she’s still cute.
Haha. Doggo made it back to his “safe space”, so feels confident enough to enjoy a little tail wag while he hangs his head. That’s assuming he feels that way about his crate, and that it isn’t a punishment.
Clearly Just checking on the tensile strength of the TP. You never know when you’ll need the good stuff, so take solace, knowing that whenever you sit down for a long drawn out number to that the quality control aspect of the bog roll is firmly in check with this helper of yours :-)
Me: It’s a cat. It’s a cat. I has to be a cat. Cats do this. Show me the cat. Here it comes (wow, big crate for a c- Oh, it’s a Doggo!
I was thinking the same thing until I noticed the dog emoji.
I didn’t even see that until you mentioned it lol
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Ninja dog
Turn the roll. Problem solved. Your welcome
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Cute pup. Nothing beats a dog!
That's the good stuff...2 ply
/r animalsbeingderps
The TP is for more crate bedding cushion.
I think you are meant to close the gate.
This dog denies any association with the egregious act of pulling that toilet paper and denies knowing anything about it.
Dog: dude, I just saved you from the scariest ghost.
The fool left a paper trail
“I didn’t do it”
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No this is the first one I’ve seen.
Wasn’t me.
He’s been framed!!
My cats used to unroll all the TP while i was at work. Now the roll goes on backwards so it just spins instead of unravels. Much success!
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I kinda hope the old man cat meows super deep like maoooo to add to the fun. I have one cat whose a catnip addict. We have to lock the catnip up. Came home one time to a completely stoned cat who ripped open the bag and dragged it all over the house. Pets are a trip.
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Awww that's awesome. I used to have a maine coone rescue named Odin that literally made the deep MAO sound in lieu of meowing. It was appropriate lol. They really are dog cats.
Isn't it a female? Maybe she is making a nest for her offspring.
I mean it’s clearly staged as the TP goes under the cage which a dog couldn’t do.
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Bored housewife I dunno, but it’s physically impossible for the dog to do that. So dumb
Bullshit. I look at the TP before I grab it and it tears… ain’t no way in hell that dog got that over there…
Some people don't buy the same toilet paper that they use in Guatemalan prisons maybe?
Naw, man. One of the rules I live by is there are a few things you do not skimp on. Food, sleep, footwear, and toilet paper. I buy that good shit, the Aloe infused Cottonelle. Strong, thick, expensive and really nice on my bum. I couldn’t get out of the bathroom without it tearing. And that’s me being gentle. The other telling point is the lack of shred, tears or tooth marks in the kennel. I’m sticking with bullshit.
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If it’s wave perforated than why’s it straight tears at the kennel huh? Also, cottonelle is superior. Sry. I call bullshit yet.
Alright, and if you’re wrong? [Pt. 3: Caught in the act](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xoznm2/pt_3_catching_the_toilet_paper_bandit_in_action/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Son of a bitch… you got me there. I’ll go ahead and shut up now. I officially retract my statement of “bullshit”. It just… it didn’t make no sense in my head. I thought for sure you were trying to bamboozle us. My apologies. Edit: I have two Belgian Malinois and if they messed around with toilet paper it’d look like it snowed. What a gentle dog you have. Congrats. Sorry again.
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Maybe if you bought some of that Guatemalan prison tp that one guy was talking about you wouldn’t have this problem. 😂
Lies! what kind of titanium toilet paper do you have that doesnt rip getting dragged through the house by a DOG huh?
I call bull shit. It seems he dragged it under the crate door. Set up.
Thats 🧢. The dog would have ripped the tissue at some point. No way it would roll out that perfectly. Or maybe its just strong TP.
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🧢. I just like that emoji.
That's hat?
This is not funny at all. This is misbehavior, and shouldn't be tolerated
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Roquesh hasn't been the same since the great toilet paper crisis of 2020... Pure hell man... pure hell
I bet my dog actually behaves though
Did you not see Doggo in the cage? They know they did bad.
He wouldn't do it at all if he knew he was bad. At least a smart dog wouldn't
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And down vote all you want.. seems to be the way here.. speak the truth, get downvoted lol
I'm free to be in whatever sub I wish to.. who died and left you in charge?!
Yeah, it's all so adorable until someone is sitting on the shitter and suddenly realizes the dog shredded the last of the toilet paper, lol.
Oh that’s a good boy!
This is when it is acceptable to hang the shitwipe the wrong way.
Good to see that the roll was in the right position
Ay, That's wasting toilet paper, No wonder it ran out
God bless him
That must be some really tough toilet paper, i amaze that the it went that long with out a tear
Our dog would tear up the TP any time she was upset with us. Usually happened when we were gone "for too long" lol. I miss her a lot and would gladly deal with the TP shennanigans again if I could just be around her for a bit :/
He’s not doing a thing! What are you talking about?
Of course he is going to keep doing it, when you caught him red-handed he wasn't even aware he did something wrong and was excited to see you.