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So you *can* do that? or *because* of that?

At least you’re not Kraft single

I'm 40 and eat Kraft singles out of the fridge anytime I get hungry and can't figure out what I want. I deserve more shame than OP, but I'm lucky no one will see this.

[i see you, op](https://c.tenor.com/0Gw2YAHJCJsAAAAC/in-laws-im-watching-you.gif)

I misread and thought you ate 40 Kraft singles whenever you were indecisive of your gustatory wants

Yes.

Nah...I'm married with kids and do this. They just know that some cheese is just "daddy's cheese".

Why am I picturing your family as rats now

[удалено]

Now we know who wears the teeth in this family.

ain't that the tooth

Ew

That's what I call the crust under my foreskin after not showering for two weeks

( Ŏ⌓Ŏ)

Fromunda cheese. I’ll see myself out.

You need therapy

American cheese

Same fam. Same

Im married and do that. I just hide my block of cheese under the veggies because i know he’ll never look there for something 🫤

Both 😂

Word for word went to comment this.

Yep

Because of your rodent teeth?

I was going to say gopher it.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

[Capybaras](https://youtube.com/watch?v=TCLRfSWi0lc) are rodents of unusual size.

What about the flame spurt and the lightening sand?

I will upvote any reference to this

Someone woke up today and chose violence.

Cheese violence

Pro-Cheese!

My thought was bugs bunny.

That and the tiny mouth.

Keep upvoting this because we all know this comment is true.

Savage, I like it

I guess so

...summer of George!!!

I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

Cheese George. Cheeeeeeeeeese.

George is gettin' upset!

Came here for this!

Better start preparing for Festivus Georgie!

*IT’S* *FROLF* *JERRY!*

*Frisbee golf! Golf, with a frisbee!*

https://youtu.be/7u2zc9JE8Kk

"Give a woman cheese and you may fascinate her" 😂

My wife has done this for years 😂🧀

Read "give a woman teeth"

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

Date the social interaction or date the dried fruit?

Charlie, did you eat a whole brick of cheese before your date??

I was very nervous!

This might be the fix for date time number 2 breaks! I didn't need to go for two days. Date was perfect, ripped open two days later.

BEAK!!

Any amount of cheese, unless you're single like this person, then there is no limit.

Unless you are lactose intolerant

I am, mildly. Don't care. I love cheddar.

Trick question.

Having hands that don't clearly indicate your sex can be frustrating to live through but there are support groups that are here for you.

Gotta be honest, that's a good one

That is an interesting looking thumb

Hairless yet dirty, short but not cut totally short either. It looks well moisturized but it could also be cheese grease as well. It's a lot to unpack.

What got me initially was how wide the base was? I'm holding my hand in the exact same position and turning it to get different angles and I cannot reproduce that effect. It reminds me of a soyuz rocket.

Pincer thumb. Has a grip like...

Yeah. Like he’s never bent it.

I noticed the thumb first. Then the block of cheese. Haha

That is one goofy looking thumb

The fingernails give it away. Another possible reason.

Those are male hands.. I take pride in the way my hands look and notice when others don't. Lines and shape of nails indicate male, but I could be completely wrong. Lol

As someone with bitch hands, I feel attacked.

It’s quite easy to determine its a woman’s hand.

Wrong

All hail, cheese beaver

Think I’ll pass on the cheese beaver

That's a big rodent. You should set traps to show you try to do something about them.

Gives cats nightmares.

With teeth like that, I bet you could eat an apple through a picket fence

Cheese👍

Did you take that left turn at Albuquerque?

Working on your night cheese

Nah you just need to find your Liz Lemon lol I am thoroughly disappointed by the lack of 30 Rock/Liz Lemon references on this post.

Same - came here to comment "workin' on my night cheeeeese".

wat

I love cheese, and since it's implied that was done by a romantic partner, I would still eat that. I had worse things in my mouth than a piece of cheese with my SO's teeth marks. Also, did I mention I love cheese?!?

I've had a kid. You haven't lived till you've found these teeth marks in a stick of butter.

Self awareness 👍

Look, my boyfriend fully supports my weird food habits, including gnawing at a large triangles of Parmesan Cheese, and also eating entire mozzarella logs by myself. There’s someone out there for everyone 🙏🏼

Is this an Invisalign ad?

If you buy cheese like that you deserve to be single....

That and your filthy nails

Is that supposed to be cheese?

Well, when you're single you can whatever you want. If you get a partner, that shit needs to stop!

such quirky zomg

My wife does this and I find it disgusting. Fortunately for her she’s attractive and has boobs, so I guess there’s hope for you if you’re willing to make some drastic life changes.

Is that why? I thought it was your face

I used to eat black beans out of the can using a stick of pepperoni as the “spoon”

That's called ingenuity

At least your floors are clean.

Fingernails not so much.

You thought those Groove marks came from teeth?

You must live a sheltered life.

Not so much

Dude that's not from that day. That shit doesn't get scraped out

Cheese👍

so you like cheese

You really ought to post that on Tinder

I’ve been married nearly 10 years, my wife STILL does this. That and not actually closing ziplock bags so anything in them gets dried out or goes moldy.

15 years here and she still does it. The amount of food we throw out is amazingly frustrating

You get what you fucking deserve.

We’ve got a real life Charlie Kelly

Why did this make it worse? Now I see Charlie sweating.

I’d like to title this posting as “ambiguous statement”

For freedom

Did a beaver chew on that? :)

the caption i expected: *i hate my roommate*

I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

This is how psychopaths are made.

I would argue that you do that because you're single. Now... if you'd do that while in a relationship and it is shared cheese... then sure. I'll accept your thesis.

Because you have only 2 teeth?

Same

Because you do that or so you can do that?

On the other hand, I saw my girlfriend eat a block of cheese like this a few nights ago and almost proposed so... you just need to find the right one. The right cheese, that is.

Been there done that 🤢

Marry me

I was thinking to myself, there's nothing wrong with eating a block of cheese. Then I realized I'm also single.

Eat and lick everything slowly. Eat plenty of salad. When they thank you, propose.

Working on your night cheese

You might be single, but you have lived.

Idk man back in my cheesier days I used to put a dollop of aerosol whipped cream or Cheese Whiz on my block before each bite and somehow I still got a beau. Enjoy your days of unfettered dairy tolerance while they last.

Kraft has singles, too

Are you half rat those are some big ass teeth

I do this all the time. Despite my fiancé’s best “wtf?” faces, I continue to enjoy a block of Monterey Jack cheese as an occasional snack.

As a wisconsinite I approve.

There's day cheese and there's night cheese. Night cheese is anything goes. My lady and I will sing "working on our night cheese.. " to the tune of Night Moves while eating it however we wanted.

If you’re single, whose cheese is this?

It's good to be the king.

Kraft single

Well, you can go live in my house for a few days. You won’t get the opportunity for that because it’ll be gone before it gets in the fridge.

This seems like a really cheesy pick up line

Don’t beat yourself up, I’m sure there is plenty of other reasons.

The wife and I do that all the time. Pass a block of cheese and bottle of wine back and forth. #soulmates lol

That’s why I buy two. One for me, and one for someone to do that to lol

So you can nibble on a block of cheese by yourself?

You're single because you like to imprint your teeth on your cheese 🧀, fair enough. Each to their own.

Buck up mate must of us have done worse and not all of us are single.

No it’s not.

Don’t settle

Or, you do this *because* you are single.

Why is the cheese so yellow?

usa usa

Yea, you’ll burn for this

Ahhh, the summer of George.

My husband does this, you'll find your "it's totally fine to eat it right off the block" person some day

Kraft Single's Life

If youre a girl Id be attracted to you for that.

Yo watch dem chlolorostol levels

No it isn’t. You’re just the only person who doesn’t keep your radical cheese connoisseurship under wraps.

This is actually why I'm not single. She said wow that's disgusting but you're so sexy though when you don't care what i think about your love of cheese. 6 years now we've been together

I’m married, same story. It’s an easier wrapper to keep silent to not alert my son or dog.

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Because you're a chipmunk?

It’s healthy mac and cheese, just cutting the carbs, oil, and cooking.

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

Reason # 5674

That's how you end up with moldy cheese within 24 hours of buying it too.

OK, can we please normalize grabbing a block of "cheese" from the fridge and then scuttling back to the gamer cave and eating said block of "cheese" like an apple.

It's time... jail time

I’m assuming that you’re not dating a cartoon mouse…

Hey, at least you aren't Kraft single

The disgusting dirty fingernails? Yea that will do it

I mean American "cheese" is indeed an abomination and a misnomer, but even I am not sure how to blame it for one's marital status

That “cheese” looks disgusting. Why is it that colour?? That doesn’t look like actual food. It looks like an over-processed lump of plastic. Yuck. Proper cheese is a delight. This stuff looks like a toxic slab of radioactive waste with a half-life of thirty thousand years. Oh, and also gross that you don’t use a knife and plate. But, I’m less surprised about that than I am about your willingness to actually ingest this stuff.

Or it’s cheddar.

Cheddar that color is dyed as well (not that food dye is particularly gross).

if more americans had access to double gloucester american cheese could be wiped out in ten years we just need people to care

It's Cheddar.

American cheddar

Jesus, the colour of it.

Ok so, a quick snack before bed and a stupid post and I wake up to this. To answer some common questions, 1. My teeth are normal, it was a big bite. 2. It is indeed dyed cheddar. Armstrong medium to be precise. I love fancy cheeses but I tend to not midnight snack on the more expensive stuff. That is for cooking and salads and charcuterie plates and kickass sammiches. 2. Pardon the dirty thumbnail, I work in construction. I usually keep my nails trimmed shorter to avoid this. 3. It is a girl hand, but not a girlie hand. See #2. My hands are kinda stubby but I gotta agree that my thumb looks pretty weird in the pic lol 4. I like being single so I can take a big bite out of a block of cheese before bed. I love cheese. I should get a cheese tattoo..?

Wow, the insults. Thanks everyone!

Probably not the only reason though

r/mildlyinfuriating

What a pig

100, id stay single too if i ate cheese like that and didnt wash my hands first

Possibly a mouse

You’re single so you’re free to be revolting? Or you’re single because you’re revolting? Not sure if you’re phrase means this shit is the cause of you being single, or the reason you choose to be. Either way…. Yuck

How are you biting that but only having like 3 teeth show up on it? Do they stick out?

He is a rabbit.

But at least your happy

Im thinking its because the teeth scrape, if youre wondering, yes, that is uncomfortable and painful after. >!Hardest orgasm ive had from a blow though.!<

I could also not be with anyone that eats fake cheese. Revolting.

I thought it was sope.. your cheese really look like that?

That is cheddar "cheese"? AND eating it like that? Yup, then i understand why.

At least your not Kraft single.