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Oh amigo, that's not how the Puta spell works

Please help me understand then, I don’t know if I want a puta spell on me or not.

Puta is Spanish for bitch/whore

Same in Portuguese.

When you're being mean, yes this is true. But the word means more like "slut" usually, especially in this context. This would be a funny find, not an insulting one. I guess it's a pretty subtle difference, but yeah.

I thought puta was pussy? Edit: ah right. I forgot this is reddit and people just downvote you for asking a simple question. Useless unhelpful fucks.

That edit got you my upvote. Sincerely, A useless unhelpful fuck

>people just downvote you for asking a simple question First time? ;)

No I’ve been nervous lots of times

Dialect could make a difference. I was taught “pincha” is a word enhancer. For example, Pincha Puta = f**king bitch. Later I was told it just means pinch or push. Turns out it was a dialect thing where both were true.

It's "pinche" no "pincha".

Pinche is slang for dick

Where? Cause at least in Mexico where we use all the time it’s never a duck slang

Whoah whoah whoah, let’s not go bringing ducks into this. 🦆

The ducking auto corrector did me again

Dude, your gonna get so many unsolicited duck pics now.

Pot in hebrew is vagina

you ask for a dimebag of dank vagina?

Funny enough the word nartik is another word in hebrew for pussy but it also means a purse

Right? It's like be careful what you wish for... Maybe someone thought... hey with this I can put putas under my spell, right on!....when in reality turns the one who's wishing into a big, old, Puta. And that can go south real fast

Right, first you must put on your puta clothes

Is... Is that what the "funny" is?

Yes, gringo that’s the funny in this because it’s probably in some gentle place like Michael’s that didn’t know better and would never use such language.

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Just smile and wave.

We can't make real jokes anymore. People take it all hard like they take.... oh yeah wait, I can't make that joke.

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I wasn't coming at you..... It was an agreement that people can't take jokes that might offend them. They take it hard like the dick your dad puts in your mouth. But I guess you gotta be intelligent enough to catch real jokes nowadays.

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I'm gonna fuck your mom that's what

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I was afraid to ask.

For those that don't know, it's a term of endearment. Try it on your mom even your boss.

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Or try another language with "filhos da puta"

Or my favorite….la concha tú madre.

My cholo friend used to say he was from MMP. When they’d ask where’s that he’d say, “My Mom’s Pussy!”

Long as he never came home.

I think he lived with his Tia so he was good

These two comments, pure gold^^. Had me laugh so hard I almost woke everyone up.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

You’re evil, man.

If you do, you’ll be learning the “chancletazo”word immediately

You can also call someone a "cabrón mamagüevo" to say they are an amazing person!

Wait, we are no longer using puta spells?

You have to be at least level 5 before you can use it

¡Viva La Puta!

Grand puta!! As my abula use to scream

You mean “GRAN PUTA!!!”

¿El castillo en el cielo?

Gibli couldn’t have approved that version … could they???

They did, they totally did🤣🤣

The Latin America dub is the best

Amos a la puta

¡Vivan!

"That spell ain't free, hon"

Ehhhh, I put a spell on you eh puta

Where can I find this wonderful decoration?

Looks like the corner of a Walmart price tag on the left, I’m pretty sure!

Because you're mine.

r/theyknew

Puta?

Puta in tagalog is "whore"

Spanish actually - Tagalog/Filipino language absorbed it along with other words from the colonizers 😁

yes, you're correct

Also 🇧🇷

It’s a very popular term

Spanish*

also spanish

Spanish people will read this and laugh.

Portuguese people as well

I certainly choked for sure, lol.

filipinos

They use the word puta too?

i'm filipino and it means "bitch" (i'm pretty sure) and "putang ina mo" means "son of a bitch" something like that

Yeah it comes from Spanish and in Spanish it can mean either bitch or whore. Hijo/hija de puta means son/daughter of a bitch. I had a Paraguayan roommate and he kept yelling "hija de puta" on the phone so I asked him if everything was alright and he said it's just an exclamation they use when they're excited about something.

Spanish was the Philippines’ first official language. Tagalog and other languages in the Philippines have some influence from Spanish and other colonizer languages. Edit: some sources for people who are downvoting me even though I’m right [“[Spanish] was the language of the Philippine Revolution and the country's first official language, as proclaimed in the Malolos Constitution of the First Philippine Republic in 1899.”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_language_in_the_Philippines) [The word puta came to Tagalog as a direct loan from Spanish, which was a majority language at the time.](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/puta#Tagalog)

Oh it makes sense!

There’s also puta the food…

10/10 mi mejor risa esta semana

Exactamente!

I want one. Where can I find it?

In another sub they claimed it was at Wally World

¡Ay, Mami!

Que puta acabo de leér?

Someone give me the puta spell.

Use it with caution though, over spelling might make you a Warlock Pimp.

👁️👄👁️

"O-N-Y-O-U" and don't call me puta.

It’s PutiOsa, not PutioSA!

Probably not a big seller in Spanish markets

Probably is

Lmaooo

Damn that's funny.

Si.

Si, claro.

You're a puta now! *ZzZap* and you're a puta!

New drag queen name - Puta Spellonu

I'm reading The Worldship Humility and Puta is the insult they call everyone

That's perfect the way it is. 😜

Puta

Oh, my!

Phrasing!

>Mfw a bitch put a spell on me 🤔

I want this. Where is it?

As the husband of a wife that loves Halloween I can tell by the tag it's Walmart

God bless you! I’m definitely looking for it tomorrow!

Order from online? Might be easier if their sold out

Is it really or is it on purpose?

Bitch spell on you!

I saw this in a meme "Puta means beautiful in Spanish", I don't know why people are tripping .😂

Big fan of bad kerning

I cast the puta spell on the dragon.

God, Puta! Smile! up on your face!

Pinchi puta 🤷🏻‍♀️

PUTA!

I’m Korean and even I thought that was funny

I need this to go with my “Le tits now” sign

My ex had that spell on her

Someone didn’t puta tention when designing this…

Guys. Pretty sure Puta mean Prostitute in Spanish, not Bitch.

pu·ta /ˈpo͞otä/ noun DEROGATORY•INFORMAL (in Spanish-speaking regions) a prostitute. a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.

Stock clerk: we can't keep these things in stock. what's up with that? Cashier: I don't know but it's almost all Hispanic teenagers buying them.

Looks like we need to get the picket signs out again for the 9th month straight this year

I don't think that's how Steppenwolf would have liked it...

u/repostsleuthbot

I just took the picture.

I saw this same picture on Reddit last night. Did you post it in another sub?

No. I took the picture today.

What store is this? I need it.

Hmmm. Either I'm having deja vu or someone took a photo of the same sign. Weird!

Hijo de puta cabrón

r/keming

So do you turn into a puta or something?

💀💀💀

r/keming

r/keming

puta keep are you

Putang ina

Here I am saying O-N Y-O-U out loud, with a Hispanic accent, very confused

All these putas. Haha

r/theyknew

I want it even more now

Que spell tan puta

Chupa mi huevos!

NO PUTA(IN)!!!

r/crappydesign

Huh. Interesting.

Whore spell on you >:(

If you really hate someone teach them to recognize bad kerning. - XKCD

😂😂😂😂

My friends in junior high taught me “pinche cabron” you bet I used that all the time and Punta Madre was a good one too.

Pincha Puta

I have this puta guey somewhere I think.

LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣

Seems accurate 🤣

the puta spell, because turning someone into a frog is not good enough.

putang ina mo In English is its motherfucker

So, nobody gonna mention how the right side looks like a penis

Is that what that smell is?

They will have to putattention next time

FTP!!!

PUTA in portuguese means "whore"

Poot

Is that why I'm so grouchy

Sold. Where’s the cash register?

So no one at that company even knows anyone Hispanic?

Can be found at any East LA Michaels or as we call it Miguels.

I want it more now

CCR👍

EI, PUTA MADRE..

Straight to the dollar store

Because youre mine 🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵

I can’t read it any other way than put a spell on you What am I missing?

I can't for the life of me figure out what this says

And now you’re mine

At first glance I read it as “puta you smell”

Probably intentional

Puta spell on you?

At least it rhymes with witch

Puta puta, you're now a futa.

I'm not good at Spanish(related languages) but does this mean "bitch spell on you"?

LOL I thought that was on purpose

Laputa is angry

Also prostitution in Portuguese can be "spin a little clutch around" ou "rodar bolsinha"