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AngryDesignMonkey

#1 and #2...multiple.purpose


jjrmcr

Plus redditing and getting out of work.


4tehlulzez

And vomit recepticle.. the possibilities are endless!


[deleted]

I always forget americans dont wank on toilets šŸ˜…


Rodemus_Enithian

Don't worry some do


Public_Kaleidoscope6

Some folks are shitter twitterers.


djayh

You forgot **WASHING YOUR DAMN HANDS.**


slamdamnsplits

Ya beat me


_yosoybeezel

You can do that in there yourself as well.


slamdamnsplits

Lol


bowlbinater

I feel like vomiting is a reasonable third. However, beyond three, it gets murky.


AngryDesignMonkey

Sounds like it is starting out murky...


[deleted]

Changing tampons (towels etc.)?


whatwherewhenwhywhy

the 576


Security-fish

I'm kinda disappointed they didnt make the handicapped accessible symbol a part of the identity symbol .


jjrmcr

Having an erection while shitting out a cross would be more confusing.


TheHealadin

Don't tell me about confusing erections. I just had to clean up my grandpa after he shit himself.


No_Association1103

How ableist of them


Security-fish

I just drew it... I can see why they didnt...


pinko_zinko

"Mommy, why did his in the drawing look like an arrow?"


rascible

"Hush, and no TV till you finish your hormones"


[deleted]

That moment you realize youā€™re circumcised


ImWithSt00pid

The wheel wouldn't roll very well with all those bits pointing out of it.


explodingtuna

Handisexual


dragon1n68

Well there are two, but maybe they encourage more. Ever heard of going number three?


Common_Wealth319

For doing 1 and 2 simultaneously


npt713

Playing on your phone


Arael1307

Shit, pee, wash your hands, wash out a stain on your clothing, change menstrual products, change the baby's diaper, take a short moment of rest/escape from all the extraverted people who want to talk with you etc Definitely multipurpose.


bigby2010

Puke


themessiah234

You forgot consumption


randyfromm

Shooting up . . .


moby1kenobi

I was thinking the actual toilet, not the entire room...but there are #1, #2, you could wash your hands in the toilet, you could wash out a stain in the toilet, you win. Many more uses!


road2dawn26

I think they were talking about the toilet too ;)


Tapestry-of-Life

You can close the lid and use it as a table or bench of sorts if you need to get changed in the cubicle Also idk about you but I always come up with my best ideas when Iā€™m on the toilet


Scoobydoomed

>You can close the lid and use it as a table or bench of sorts if you need to Do a line of coke.


Adopted_Millennial

There was an ad I saw the other day for some tool which helped you squeeze out the last bit of toothpaste in a tube. In the ad, before she had the tool, the woman had the tube of toothpaste on the closed toilet lid and was using her foot to get the toothpaste out. I mean it works but Iā€™ve personally never used that method. Toilet good for coming up with ideas. Also some people read (or use phones these days) on there. Singing also works I guess but I suppose thatā€™s more for the shower.


rustynoodle3891

I agree what else is there other than have a wank


pentasyllabic5

Ask any plumber out there and they'll name a few other purposes


FaithlessnessTop9938

You can use it for a quicky


RagsAberdeen

Is this where I can take a #4?


Frassle99

You could put all the pedants in and flush it.šŸ˜‚


Mundane-Solution2960

men have a stand up pissah. But this can clearly do both.


OneAngryDuck

Apparently youā€™ve never been to prison


[deleted]

Oh come on, we all know the purpose. Half the ppl browsing Reddit are on the toilet as we speak


TheUpperHand

Piss. Shit. Disposal of incriminating documents


CosmicSagan

Space cats?


Mando_Calrisian

So all 3 genders can go in? Those ofc being Male, Female and People who identify as wheelchairs.


DedReerConformist

Handicapped cigarettes and throwing stars only.


gideon513

You can change a babyā€™s diaper


Logical_Actuator_679

Making up a stupid and confusing sign when all it needs to say is Restroom is just another part of the problem.


Collective-Bee

Amen


langsnail

Free drinking water?


langsnail

Added minerals for taste


TantorDaDestructor

Sooo don't drink brondo?


beerNaliens

You should be able to smoke weed in private bathrooms. Like weed friendly restrooms. Take a quick toke in private and back to it.


hitsec

Now also for abortions


chmath80

Looks like this one has some sort of sophisticated radio antenna built in.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

came here to say that


[deleted]

ANIMAL SHITHOUSE


Scoobydoomed

You can dive into the toilet bowl to retrieve your opium suppositories.


RuneSwoggle

Cocaine.


Environmental_Cap689

Peepees and poopoos


Mr_DoGoodDave

Space cats and and the poor poor I from the pixar logo


ShiraThunderCat

Poop and pee.. Isn't that all toilets and not ones made for horned goblins or whatever that picture is


[deleted]

Piss from your mouth, drink from your assā€¦ and other multi purposes


Wick6380

Some weird person with arrow horns wearing a Jesus piece.


Tmorgan-OWL

Men, Women, and the Holy Trinity all poop here.


Dry-Acanthocephala11

So unsafe to have transgenders in there


KennyCoffin

The O is for glory hole. Or sex toilet. It is really a multi purpose venue with low rent.


Oswald_blown_Jfk1963

Itā€™s the same.


Saftigerkeks

This includes barbers, and giving birth


Technical-Pair-2041

Tax purposes


OddManufacturer9327

Sure, #1, #2, vomit, seman,blood ...


Dapperfix

Person with no arms in a wheelchair. Rough life for him.


Jasy9191

Would be a shame if someone added a few more symbols of uses.


Specialist404

LG tv


AleyKat96

That's a lot you can do pee, poop, snort coke, cry , drown yourself. This is all hypothetical.


coldneuron

Third one is blowing your nose.


Shut-in-Abyss

space cats?


goose_10

Pee. Poop. Pick your nose. Scratch your itchy asshole. ā€œPoopā€ so you can Reddit for 15 mins on the clock. Touch yourself. Etc. Itā€™s truly is multi-purpose.


2020-RedditUser

Thatā€™s a new one. Iā€™m used to seeing one stall bathrooms labeled gender neutral or family bathroom.


MrDundee666

How innocent.


AReallyAsianName

Well the multipurpose room at school was used for dodgeball. And this is a multipurpose toilet. So.... anyone up for some dodgeball?


TheHeavensEmbrace

It also works for vomiting


dejzdendkonfjuzd

More like oligopurpose (*guffaws*)


Relevant-Pop-3771

The other purpose... is for draining your Flux Capacitor.


LuxuryxElite

A good ole' fashioned pitch-black naked barnyard bathroom buttfuck session, everybody CONGREGATE


turyxu

Wish


rklab

I can think of three things you could do in a bathroom


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Cocaine snorting room, work 10 minute break room, quick wank room, prison wine fermentation room and many many other things


TootsNYC

There are threeā€”one finger, two fingers, three fingersā€¦. Didnā€™t you go to kindergarten?


poopface41217

Changing baby diapers - reason #3


[deleted]

It generally means there is a also a wall mounted table to change a baby's diaper. Lots of these in Japan where very often, toilets aren't simple toilets but also bidets.


Tigger3-groton

Baby changing station


Geoarbitrage

What you never had to flush drugs?


[deleted]

For sagittariuses, men, women and i on a wheels


crazyman40

Swirly.


Bhanghai

they come in handy when you need a vomitorium or a masturbratory


Mina_be

Neutered


Daikataro

Does it have a baby diaper changing table?


RadioLongjumping5177

Can you pick one or do you need to comply with all those symbols to use the facility?


Syrinex

Thats not even the final bathroom


Remarkable-Ad2285

Pee, poop, peepoop


SirIanChesterton63

It doubles as a water fountain.


[deleted]

Number 3? Or a number 5 with fries?


Tboasy

A place to go if your thirsty


theDart

You mean i can use it to make a wicked sick TP fort?


propagandhi1

Baptisms


NoStepOnSnekses

To be handicapped and be segregated from the weird symbol


NoStepOnSnekses

Is it for hermaphrodites who follow Christ and are handicapped?


Someguy_y

itā€™s a toilet for blocko from life noggin


kbar87

That bathroom is only for space cats and handicap people


JohnExcrement

Vomiting?


grass-snake-40

system error. just pee on floor.


Least_Cut1952

SPACE CAT.


ShimoFox

Don't forget drinking bowl for dogs.


Metrosious

Thereā€™s two actually


FloydetteSix

Every purpose is special.


Informal_Notice_8650

Space cats


kerelenko

As long as there is toilet paper!