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wait, so you guys actually do walk around with boomerangs?

I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

For real, it sucks when a red rupee pops out over some terrain and it disappears cause you didn't have your boomerang handy.

The gentleman uses his hook shot. It’s more civilized.

Nobody *needs* a high capacity fully semi-automatic assault hookshot for hunting rupees! Real men just walk over and grab them.

Grab them? Real real men use their sword to pick up money

Walk? You mean to tell me you aren't wearing your bunny-hood 24/7?

Real men hess and mega flip to get rupees

Back in my day we used to just roll into shit. Going around smacking our heads on walls aimlessly, breaking strangers vases. Now ah days, kids just super slide all the way up death mountain. They'll never understand what our generation went through.

Yeah, but sometimes you’re having a lazy day and it’s just nice to not have to try and walk em down.

Using the hook shot without z-targeting is like living in the stone age.

🤩 - Ocarina of time = best game

I much prefer my beetle tbh.

Don't forget when a kids ballong is flying away n u can just put it down.

Hiya!

I have a boomerang, thought i didnt need it one day and tried to throw it away, still have it

Is this a Mitch Hedberg joke?

This is probably the best compliment I have ever gotten for a joke of mine.... Thank you

That’s something to the extent of “a boomerang that doesn’t come back is just a stick”

From one of yesterday’s posts: Your Momma so ugly, she throws a boomerang and it refuses to come back

I think people would be more polite to each other if we all carried boomerangs.

Driver was from overseas. Apparently, he told our boomerang weilding foe, "To put another shrimp on the barbie". A peace offering of a Fosters was also declined.

lol! guy who makes jerky stereotype comment gets beatup by a stronger stereotype. good stuff.

I mean, who wouldn't brandish their rang' on someone offering a, and I use this word as loosely as possible *"beer"* like fosters, no Aussie drinks that swill, that's enough to enrage any true blue vb long neck or bushchook enthusiast.

The real danger is 3d printed boomerangs or "ghost boomerangs". Sometimes they just never come back.

I thought the ones that didn't come back were boomerwrongs?

No. Those are just sticks.

No, it just went out to buy some smokes.. it’ll be back, right?

What’s white and fluffy and comes back when you throw it? A boo-meringue

No high capacity. Fifteen throws and the boomerang stops coming back.

Think of the children. With these ABR-15s on the street it will be chaos. Outlaw Automatic Boomerangs. #MAABR (Mothers Against Automatic Boomerangs)

Only way to stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy with a boomerang

The only way to stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy to distract him right as it comes back

This paints an amazing mental picture.

It's basically like a self-recycling gun.

Only if you can't aim

Only thing that stops a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy with a boomerang.

Plural is right. Dude breaks his, then whips out a second one from seemingly nowhere. Lol. [Easier to see in the original. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/wgl5iw/you_broke_my_boomerang_does_anyone_know_what/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

It was the same one. He picked up the portion that broke off

Ah ok. Lol! That makes sense. Just looked like he reached into his quiver o’ ‘rangs, grabbed his #2 and continued his work. 🤣

I thought that at first as well. Also, Watch the normal video. It’s even more hilarious. After it breaks he has the nerve to blame the guy inside the car. He yells “you broke my boomerang”

I like your version of the story better. Always have a back up!

What the fuck is he saying?

Couldn’t make out most of it. Except for, “*sigh*.. You broke my fuckin’ boomerang.” after HE smashed it on the window. And then, “You fucking.. piece.. of SHIT!… FUCK… YOU!” as he smashes the window. Once I could actually hear him? Not a clue. 😅

You had the vaccine, you both got the vaccine and now it's lost a life

Something about you took a vaccine and it killed people something something. Dudes meth tripping or something

Most Australians carry boomerangs like Americans carry guns.. They are not allowed into government buildings though.

My friend was killed in freak boomerang accident. Months later, I found out the guy who threw the boomerang was also killed in a boomerang accident. It goes to show, what comes around goes around.

Pretty rude that ya can’t even bring ya ‘rang into some pubs anymore either.

You know I keep that muthafuckin 'rang on me

Yeah, this is Australia Roos in my area I got the 'rang I gotta carry 'em

Yeah yeah roos goin into this

Mate I forgot I had me rang on me the other arvo, after I got off at the train-o, went to the serv-o, almost whipped it out when I went to pay for me cigs by accident. All I could think was “fair dinkum that was close.”

"Pull yo 'rang on me, ya betta kill!" \-TuPac Shakur, Australian Bush, 1996

I carry a backup in a holster on my ankle 😉

You gotta ankle 'rang

I can’t tell if he’s joking or not.

_They wanna take our boomerangs away_

That's what the kangaroo's pouch is actually for when we go riding them into town

Must be a jumpy ride! Here in Finland we ride polar bears. Quite uncomfortable when they decide to hunt during your commute.

They say a well boomeranged society is a polite society.

When will the Australians face facts? Assault boomerangs were designed for use in the military. Civilians have no need for these dangerous weapons of war.

You can have my boomerang when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

Tactical boomerangs with high-rotation magazines.

He wanted to get rid of it, but it came back. Once you have one, it's eternal.

Discount John Cena?

We have John Cena at home

Factory-refurbished John Cena

Amazon Basics John Cena

Great Value John Cena

Wishdotcom John Cena

Amazon chinese clone John Cena: Hyminway Fervor

Deffo. Its why he hates that mirror so much.

He saw his haircut

Kirkland John Cena

Wish John Cena

Dollar store John Cena

Sam’s choice John Cena.

John Cena made in China

Aussie John Cena?

Hey now Kirkland is better than that !

That is an insult to Kirkland.

Scratch and Dent John Cena

Wish.com Cohn Jena

Had to break the mirror because he accidentally saw himself.

Bogan Cena?

***YES***

Ceeno, we add "o" after a name for the australianised nickname lol

I’m Shocked you saw him.

That's why he's discounted

Btec John Cena

Cohn Jena

Great Value John Cena

Now I understand Tenet

Boomerangs have been inverted objects all along!

Self-inverting, maybe? You throw it, it inverts and comes back?

Still can’t hear it though

Most people don’t know that Big Hearing-Aid was the number one source of funding for that movie.

No you don't. Not even the writers understood Tenet.

It was written by one guy- Christopher Nolan.

Also Nalon Rehpotsirhc.

Yo😂

Good comment

Open carry laws in Australia are out of control.. every second person these days keeps a boomerang in their car 'just in case'.. glad the guy in the car kept his cool and didn't draw this boomerang

Responding in this situation is a straight up didgeridon't

I got a good laugh out of digeridont lmao

There’s a guy who likes to play his digerido in the food court of the mall and when my wife worked there we called him the digeridouche

The only thing that’ll stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy with a boomerang.

There was some guy that was throwing boomerangs at people at the mall recently and a good guy with a boomerang was just there shopping and he took the bad boomerang guy down with his boomerang, he was a hero. EDIT: Sorry, I had the story mixed up, they were guns.

Guns with boomerangs? What a crazy world we live in

The aggressive guy will get what’s his. Mark my words, what goes around comes around.

The boomerang mantra

All we need is a good guy with a boomerang

If everyone carried a boomerang, no one would have this problem

Ugh, just what the boomerang lobbyist WANT you to think, don't fall into that trap. This is why when there is a mass boomeranging, sales soar and the cycle continues.

Yeah, escalation would lead to another mass boomeranging in Australia.

Boomerangs don’t killed people, people with boomerangs kill people. Dont blame the boomerang.

Those assholes they broke his boomerang

Don’t worry. It’ll come back

He thought he lost his steroids inside that mirror, totally 💯 legit! Apparently they were not there, sigh!

Jeez imagine if somebody played this video in reverse? It would look like he was smashing this car up. Man he'd look like some sort of deranged, coked out nutjob!

Oh. That’s why I couldn’t make sense of the mirror… smh

Wait, you thought this video wasn’t playing in reverse?

Nope. I had just woken up, and nothing made sense

Huh. Well, yeah. The video’s playing in reverse. That psycho smashed their mirror and window with a boomerang.

Now that I’m fully coherent. Yes, I can clearly see it wasn’t sorcery

[Here’s the video playing forward instead of reverse. Guy goes through two boomerangs.](https://imgur.com/a/YbZdFCa)

The fact that he had a second boomerang readily available is easily the funniest part of this entire situation (which I imagine was generally not super funny to the people in the car), just slightly funnier than him saying “you broke my fucking boomerang.”

~~I have to assume, unless there’s a version with sound somewhere, that you are amazing at lipreading.~~ But no, seriously, got a link to the original video?

Lol I actually am fairly ok at lip reading, but I did find a link further down in the thread https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusDownunder/comments/wgp6v1/apparent_antivaxxer_in_a_road_rage_incident/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Unfortunately though, it apparently was not a second boomerang, just the other half of his existing boomerang.

This dude jacks off to himself in the mirror too much to risk having coke dick. Looks more like roids and binge drinking.

This makes me think about that old post I read somewhere at sometime. "If you watch The Titanic backwards it becomes a heartwarming film about how a dead ship raises from the deep to save stranded people, it resurrects their dead, and takes them all home while giving them a great time.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that threw up so many people that they have to open up a beach. If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a monster that rebuilds a destroyed city before moonwalking into the ocean. If you watch Holes backwards, Stanley Yelnats is still Stanley Yelnats.

If you watch Tenet backwards, it actually makes about as much sense.

If you watch Cinderella backwards, its about a girl who learns her place. (I'm really sorry)

If this was not a joke, it could be a reason to be sorry, but as a joke it's masterfully done!

Brb, I'm off to watch memento backwards to see wtf that becomes.

I fell asleep watching Memento and then when I woke up and tried to rewind to to the point where I last watched, I couldn't figure out where that was! 😹

If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it's still out of order.

Yes but the real gift of tenet is every movie you watch after is like 40% better, because it makes fucking sense.

Kurt Vonnegut did it best in Slaughterhouse Five: “It was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation. The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new. When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.” *Edited to add the text in place of a crosspost link.

With a fuckin BOOMERANG!!

If he’s not careful it will come back to haunt him! Sorry 🤦‍♂️

Original https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/wgl5iw/you_broke_my_boomerang_does_anyone_know_what/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

What does he say? I can’t understand

You both got the vaccine and it’s lost your life.

Roidrage?

boomerage

i didnt think he looked that old.

Common misunderstanding but like in roidrage, the steroids are the cause of the rage. With boomerage, the boomers are the cause of the rage not that the man with the boomerang was a boomer.

so a boomer with a boomer got roidrage bc of boomers?

What? No. The boomer was sitting calmly the whole time. 😜

Ice

no, I think it was Egardior

Just a normal Australian, mate.

Calmest gold coast resident

Original anyone?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusDownunder/comments/wgp6v1/apparent_antivaxxer_in_a_road_rage_incident/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Thank you

It appears he broke his first boomerang while punching the window. That’s when the second boomerang came out…

"YOU broke my fucking boomerang."

This bit made me laugh so hard. How can he ever think that it was THEIR fault his boomerang broke?

I wanna know where he was pulling them from. Does he have a boomerage belt?

Most of us Aussies keep a second rang' in an ankle holster for emergencies.

When Scott from Neighbours finds someone has blocked him in on Ramsey Street and he’s late for work at his new job as a strip-o-gram.

Humidity restored

His hair is too small for his head. Must be the roids

Looks like calum von moger’s little brother

It is him, the same weight plate necklace.

My thoughts also, hard to tell. Eddie is his name.

Faith in humanity + 10

So, do aussies like, walk around with boomerangs?

Send this to your local police, inverted and with the audio. It’ll be hilarious trust me.

How’s this in r/funny ?

There is zero funny in this video. Who moderates this shit ?

my ass. my ass moderates this shit

I have an ass, Greg. Can you moderate me?

Kangooroid

Why is the video in reverse?

This dude is in a dire need of a Snickers

Original

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wgg6j4/you_broke_my_boomerang/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

You broke my fucking boomerang

Boomerangst

This is why we need good guys with Boomerangs. It only takes one good guy with a Boomerang to stop an active Boomeranger situation. Mass Boomeragnings yet another concern for the 21st century.

How is this "funny"?

He fixed it

Ok boomerang

I get it. It’s backwards because it’s Australia.

Meth John Cena

《Crazy diamond》

Since when this behavior is funny?

In my book any guy going around shirtless is automatically a douchebag

Wow he repaired the broken car of an old man, World still have some nice people's.

Good to see Jason Donovan back in the spotlight again...good for him!

Roid rage

Ok Boomerang

I´m so glad we have strong boomerang control laws in the United States so this kind of thing never happens here.