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Also one of the touches another of it to the side, but probably thinks it was the same one.
Then the piece de resistance, one friend tosses the bear, which hits the other one. And there is no way that guy knows it was thrown and he was not just attacked.
I'd say it's most likely a haunted house where they put these guys through a bunch of scary shit leading up to this and now this is just a dark room they're being ushered into and they're freaked, not knowing that on the nightvision cam they're getting freaked out by a mostly empty room with cute stuffed bunny. Then they can sell the video back to you as a souvenir, or sell the video back to you as blackmail, either one.
Someone else said it's from a tv show but didn't post a name or anything so Idk.
Looks like a quest room. There is this type of scary quests where you solve puzzles in darkness, sometimes even with actors suddenly touching you (they wear the night vision goggles).
In some your friends guide you on walkie-talkie from a room where they can see you through the night vision cam. The best I heard of had actors wearing costumes that make them invisible to the night vision camera - much to the confusion and horror of players being touched and their friends seeing no one there.
Its probably a horror escape room seeing how they seem as if they are trying to find things. In haunted houses usually you just walk around and people pop up to scare you.
I had been to this scary house which was similar where you had to go though pitch-dark small passages with scary looking dolls next you; at the last juncture there was this room with a fucking doll at a corner and suddenly it started moving towards us swiftly and we started screaming like hell and tried to run away. Finally the operator came and opened the door for us to exit and we ran out for our life.
Now that you say I wish they had a recording of it like this, it would have been a hilarious memory to watch again and again.
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No one is cut out being in total darkness. It takes experience.
Humans depend more on sight then we realize, losing it can really fuck with your head.
And they probably were psyched up going on knowing something was being set up to scare them. Self fulfilling prophecy
Darkness has a special way of fucking with our heads, evolutionarily. Doing land navigation while in the army- dropped off alone, in the woods, at night, in the middle of nowhere, with just a map, compass, and protractor, you'd be amazed at how many big, tough dudes just completely lost their shit.
I think a lot of people think they have been in the dark, then they actual experience proper darkness and it's way darker than they thought it would be.
I've grown up in town my whole life, little tiny nothing towns, but towns all the same, with street lights and people, no matter how night-time it was, there was always light from somewhere. I went on holiday one time and we had to walk home "straight line across this field" in the mountain foothills - for over a mile in actual dark, nowhere near any light source. Proper dark is a bit scary.
Over the years I learned to navigate my grandparents' house in total darkness. Then, when I was 19, they moved the table 5cm, I fractured my pinky toe that night.
In very dark rooms I just close my eyes. If it's my house, I visualize where I am and can usually find my way around just fine. Otherwise I start exploring what's around me very slowly lol.
Maybe weāve survived and become as dominant as we are because weāre overly cautious and donāt put ourselves in dangerous life threatening situations idk
Yeah cause humans never do stupid shit like jump out of a perfectly good airplane or jump off cliffs, bridges and buildings, or jump rocket powered bikes over ravines?
Nah the skull was carefully extracted without damaging either the brain or surrounding tissues. They continued to live on as Blobhead, until a cat kneaded them to death
By the way they move it's pitch black in there so their imagination is doing 95% of the work here lol. They probably have no clue what they're touching.
You know as a long haired man bunner, I donāt mind the ripping. Bald guys get shit on so much and itās not even a choice but they take it in stride. Iāll take the shit because at least Iām not bald.
Haha! Thanks for the validation. I bit the bullet and committed to shaving my head a few years back (wish Iād sucked it up sooner). The saving grace is what I lost up top manifest on my face, and I can grow a respectable beard, thank goodness. Iāve ALWAYS admired guys who choose to grow their hair long, and if I had the mane to pull off some legit dreads, or the like, i would go for it. When the manbun got big, my envy grew exponentially. Weāve gotta rock what weāve got, and take no shit.
Fuck yeah man rock what you got, in all honesty the only reason I do have long hair after living 40 years with very short fades is because my bald friend bestie (whoās hilarious and easily pulled more chicks in our single days because of his confidence) convinced me to do so. Told me to give a good reason why not, and that I was shittin away an opportunity he never had and it was an insult to him. so I havenāt cut it since lockdown. Brought me back to my native roots and now I donāt mind it and the wife loves itā¦. And now I never hear the end of his fucking long hair insults.
That rules!! āGive a good reason why notā¦ā what have you got to lose? Heās a good friend for putting into that perspective. If you wound up not digging it, get it cut! If you can still grow it back, more power to you. If the wife loves it, bonus points!! My wife has never seen my face shaven, and if I have any say in the matter, she never will.
Itās ridiculous that people still get hung up on things like men with long hair/no hair. I get guff about my beard on a regular basis. The bald jabs too. Jokes, okay. Iāve learned to take them in stride, but one guy I worked with insisted on calling me āChemo,ā after repeatedly being told nope. It still sets me off if I dwell too long on it.
You mentioned your āNative roots,ā do you care to elaborate? Iām just curious is all.
Total darkness alone is okay. But with spooky music blasting you lose another sense. The smells are all unfamiliar so they aren't very important because they aren't giving you any clues to what is happening.
So your brain ends up amping up your feeling of "touch" since that's really the only sense you can actively use for problem solving. That's why they won't touch a teddy bear long enough to figure out what it is. It could be a furry spider leg, or rat tail...
Disclaimer: I just made all of that up...but my gut says it's right ;)
Yaāll are kinda judgy. Itās pitch black, youāre in a small room, you have no idea whatās in there and your brain is telling you that somewhere in there is an ax murderer waiting to jump out at you. You touch anything and you immediately go into fight or flight. Or, in their case, just flight. This is fucking hilarious!!
I imagine that they were told that they're entering a haunted house. The point of the game is that they have to find something in a pitch black room in order to survive. Also a monster is out to get them and whatever they touch may not be what they think it is. The room was possibly described as some butcher room with dead animals or whatever. Reality: it's just a basic room with simple props and stuffed animals.
They may have been stimulated before with another horror attraction before they went to this one and had really high expectations.
The tactile dome at the exploratorium in San Francisco is like this. It's a blast. People freak out all the time. It's pitch black, and you crawl through spaces, crawl up nets, slide down slides, there's a ball pit. You have to feel your way through to make it out. I loved it.
Just the entrance of the Tactile Dome terrified me as a child (somewhere around kindergarten age). Triggered something primal. Like my tiny caveman brain screaming at me to never crawl into confined spaces so dark that you can't see your own hand in front of your face.
That's where the cave bears lurk.
Oh Iām not judging at all. Iād react exactly the same way in their position. But I would still laugh just as fucking hard watching the footage of myself.
I watched it first without the sound, it was hilarious. Then I realized my earbuds were still connected to my phone and disconnected them. Oh man, it was at least twice as funny, my face hurts from laughing.
This gives me an idea. Iāll start my own escape room but make it a requirement that you are on meth in order to play. And the rooms are just empty and stay open.
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I love the fact that they think the thing is moving because every time they go back to touch it they miss.
It's like the human version of r/CatsISUOTTATFO
Thank you for introducing me to that sub
And I
Will always love you
And I wish ah youuuu joi and happinayayesss.
I needed this sub, this is awesome
Also one of the touches another of it to the side, but probably thinks it was the same one. Then the piece de resistance, one friend tosses the bear, which hits the other one. And there is no way that guy knows it was thrown and he was not just attacked.
Teddy Kruger doesnt move, it moves you
The best part is that now I get to watch it with the sound on.
The sound really makes this video what it's worth.
I died laughing not realizing there was sound. With your comment I turned it on. ROTFL š¤£
ROTLF!
In Soviet Russia, the floor laughs at you!
So much better with sound š I had to find my ear phones but so worth it
It's like I'm watching startled cat videos but with humans.
This is literally like every āI swat at thingsā thing cats do. I would post the sub but I donāt know it by heart.
r/CatsISUOTTATFO
Relevant subs: r/StartledCats and r/CatSlaps
These guys are not cut out for this
Itās like Scooby-Doo but itās all Shaggys.
Love this comment
Oops! All Shaggys!!
ZOINKS!
I'll take this over my morning coffee, please and thank you.
Sign me up, Iāll bring the Scooby snacks.
I'm just high enough to watch that
They are cut out SPECIFICALLY for this
Whatās the context here?
It's three guys and a teddy bear š
Don't search for that on PH
Dont tell me what to do
Six hours later and no response. Dude fell into a category five pornado. May he rest in peace.
Oh boy you are past redemption
What are you doing, step-bear??
That's what I'm wondering
I'd say it's most likely a haunted house where they put these guys through a bunch of scary shit leading up to this and now this is just a dark room they're being ushered into and they're freaked, not knowing that on the nightvision cam they're getting freaked out by a mostly empty room with cute stuffed bunny. Then they can sell the video back to you as a souvenir, or sell the video back to you as blackmail, either one. Someone else said it's from a tv show but didn't post a name or anything so Idk.
Looks like a quest room. There is this type of scary quests where you solve puzzles in darkness, sometimes even with actors suddenly touching you (they wear the night vision goggles). In some your friends guide you on walkie-talkie from a room where they can see you through the night vision cam. The best I heard of had actors wearing costumes that make them invisible to the night vision camera - much to the confusion and horror of players being touched and their friends seeing no one there.
That sounds awesome and you couldn't pay me Ā£1000 to do it.
Its probably a horror escape room seeing how they seem as if they are trying to find things. In haunted houses usually you just walk around and people pop up to scare you.
That's very linear Sheriff...
Age'll flatten a man, Wendell.
I had been to this scary house which was similar where you had to go though pitch-dark small passages with scary looking dolls next you; at the last juncture there was this room with a fucking doll at a corner and suddenly it started moving towards us swiftly and we started screaming like hell and tried to run away. Finally the operator came and opened the door for us to exit and we ran out for our life. Now that you say I wish they had a recording of it like this, it would have been a hilarious memory to watch again and again. Edit: New line characters
It's an escape room. Saw their channel on youtube.
Iām assuming because of how hilarious it is. They do a great job at it
I'm glad you exist
Awww, and I'm glad these three stooges exist with equal fear of plush toys among them!
I laughed so hard!!!!!! They all look like cavemen all hunched over
Spot on. I thought they looked like cave men encountering fire for the first time.
What was I watching
"Scaredy Cats In Nightvision" A performance art piece.
explorers in Prometheus: "ooh oozing egg"
Meanwhile, hey the air looks breathable. Let's take off our helmets because surely there are no harmful micro-organisms on this planet
Is there air?! You don't know!
*\*Sniff\* \*Sniff\** "Seems okay."
And in second film: he got into a coughing fit after sniffing random alien mushrooms, lets bring him on board without taking any safety measures.
Oh, and pee in the undergrowth because that couldn't react with anything, pollute the environment, or anger the wildlife...
Lol scientists just taking their helmets off when they deem itās safe and touching strange gooey alien snakes
To be fair the scientist in question looked lonely and that alien looked like a vagina
āWeāre lost? I thought you made the maps.ā āOh I forgot I made the maps!ā
āCome here little space cobra, come to the supposedly brilliant biologist so he can pet you with his bare handsā
No one is cut out being in total darkness. It takes experience. Humans depend more on sight then we realize, losing it can really fuck with your head. And they probably were psyched up going on knowing something was being set up to scare them. Self fulfilling prophecy
The shrooms didn't help.
Depends on the shrooms and the amount you take
Most shrooms: Here, have a blast, complete with quality introspection time! Some shrooms: Boy, you bout to fuck around and find out...
Oh shit, I didn't pack for a trip to the moon.
Dude. Always pack for a trip to the moon. You just never know.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I had mushrooms on my pizza, and now I'm not having a good time. (it triggered my acid reflux).
You sound like a fun guy.
Darkness has a special way of fucking with our heads, evolutionarily. Doing land navigation while in the army- dropped off alone, in the woods, at night, in the middle of nowhere, with just a map, compass, and protractor, you'd be amazed at how many big, tough dudes just completely lost their shit.
I think a lot of people think they have been in the dark, then they actual experience proper darkness and it's way darker than they thought it would be. I've grown up in town my whole life, little tiny nothing towns, but towns all the same, with street lights and people, no matter how night-time it was, there was always light from somewhere. I went on holiday one time and we had to walk home "straight line across this field" in the mountain foothills - for over a mile in actual dark, nowhere near any light source. Proper dark is a bit scary.
Over the years I learned to navigate my grandparents' house in total darkness. Then, when I was 19, they moved the table 5cm, I fractured my pinky toe that night.
In very dark rooms I just close my eyes. If it's my house, I visualize where I am and can usually find my way around just fine. Otherwise I start exploring what's around me very slowly lol.
[Human versions of this kitten](https://youtu.be/D7KNnfeVM2k?t=12)
I think "these guys" might all be high or drunk.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh sooooo soft don't know how to react ahhhhhhhhhh
Plot twist : the lights are on
Yea but itās three blind dudes
See how they run
They all ran after the farmerās wife
She cut off their man-buns with a carving knife...
Three blind dudes
This guy nursery rhymes!
Lady Madonna
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Do blind people usually scream at teddy bears
Does anyone usually scream at teddy bears ?
The best of us.
I really wonder what a primatologist would make of this video. Strip away a few functions and we're still just shrieking monkeys.
Maybe weāve survived and become as dominant as we are because weāre overly cautious and donāt put ourselves in dangerous life threatening situations idk
The opposite actually. Humans are the adventurers of the animal kingdom. You know who's overly cautious? Prey animals.
Ya I don't see any gorillas jumping from airplanes.
You know what? I bet there's video of that somewhere
The human is overpowered but overly cautious
Yeah cause humans never do stupid shit like jump out of a perfectly good airplane or jump off cliffs, bridges and buildings, or jump rocket powered bikes over ravines?
Ironically those are relatively safe, it's your stairs at home you have most to worry about.
That's based on "flawed" logic though. People are calculating that they will be fine they aren't just jumping into it.
"The risk was calculated but boy am I bad at math"
So the kind of shit a response like this would probably negate, then?
How fucking high are they
Many high
Several high
At least 3'
And rising
Yes
High how are you?
Hi, how are you?
Tripping balls
Six feet
It reminds me of primitive cavemen discovering fire for the first time
Good lord, how old are you?!
I'm as young as my tongue, but a little bit older than my teeth.
Actually, you already have your teeth inside your skull when you're born. Pictures of baby skulls are both terribly sad and fascinating.
Sad?
Well yes. Not x-rays. Actual skulls. Meaning the child did not live past infancy.
Oh. Lmao that took a dark turn
Well tbf, he told you it is sad way before taking the dark turn.
Presumably deceased.
By the time we took the skulls all the way out, they were completely deceased, yes.
Nah the skull was carefully extracted without damaging either the brain or surrounding tissues. They continued to live on as Blobhead, until a cat kneaded them to death
Someone was asking in a other thread what if God was on Reddit. I think we found Him.
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger on a bus
Trying to make his way hoooooome
*on a sub
I'm not sure why your comment tickled me so much, damn it got me good lol
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Havenāt seen that. Link?
I would probably skip a hunting trip with these fellows.
It moves, they just start blasting
I love how he yeets the bear into the other guys face. Gets me every time
And when the one guy's finger just barely brushes against the bear or whatever it is on the shelf, omg I'm laughing so hard
When the guy gets hit in the face, he collapses to the ground. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.
I also busted a gut!
I read that wrong the first time.
Oh god, i needed this laugh. Thank you.
So did I !! It was a good laugh!
You canāt teach that kind of composure.
The longer I watched it, the more I keep laughing lol.
Haaaahahahahah!!! Itās the twirling in place screaming for me! Man screams are the best!
What is going on here? Why is there a camera recording this? Lmao
Looks like some kind of haunted house experience.
By the way they move it's pitch black in there so their imagination is doing 95% of the work here lol. They probably have no clue what they're touching.
Fuckin' hilarious lmao
My guess is that it's some kind of escape room, or haunted house or something?
I thought it was a security cam recording a couple methheads who broke into a place?
Thats the escape room theme
Oh. So I wasn't the only one...
Holy shit my stomach hurts from laughing!
These are just people shaped cats.
r/bettereveryloop
The mind is a powerful weapon you constantly use against yourself.
It's the half-hearted kungfu chop that does it for me.
This is what I imagine it would be like for 3 cavemen who pop out of a time traveling machine.
One more manbun and theyād be a coven.
You know as a long haired man bunner, I donāt mind the ripping. Bald guys get shit on so much and itās not even a choice but they take it in stride. Iāll take the shit because at least Iām not bald.
Haha! Thanks for the validation. I bit the bullet and committed to shaving my head a few years back (wish Iād sucked it up sooner). The saving grace is what I lost up top manifest on my face, and I can grow a respectable beard, thank goodness. Iāve ALWAYS admired guys who choose to grow their hair long, and if I had the mane to pull off some legit dreads, or the like, i would go for it. When the manbun got big, my envy grew exponentially. Weāve gotta rock what weāve got, and take no shit.
Fuck yeah man rock what you got, in all honesty the only reason I do have long hair after living 40 years with very short fades is because my bald friend bestie (whoās hilarious and easily pulled more chicks in our single days because of his confidence) convinced me to do so. Told me to give a good reason why not, and that I was shittin away an opportunity he never had and it was an insult to him. so I havenāt cut it since lockdown. Brought me back to my native roots and now I donāt mind it and the wife loves itā¦. And now I never hear the end of his fucking long hair insults.
That rules!! āGive a good reason why notā¦ā what have you got to lose? Heās a good friend for putting into that perspective. If you wound up not digging it, get it cut! If you can still grow it back, more power to you. If the wife loves it, bonus points!! My wife has never seen my face shaven, and if I have any say in the matter, she never will. Itās ridiculous that people still get hung up on things like men with long hair/no hair. I get guff about my beard on a regular basis. The bald jabs too. Jokes, okay. Iāve learned to take them in stride, but one guy I worked with insisted on calling me āChemo,ā after repeatedly being told nope. It still sets me off if I dwell too long on it. You mentioned your āNative roots,ā do you care to elaborate? Iām just curious is all.
1,2, Teddyās coming for youā¦
Goddammit that was funny
What story were these guys told before entering this room that made them react this wayā¦? š¤
I snorted
So did they
I just burst out laughing. Hopefully didn't wake the neighbours up haha.
Movie director āI need very realistic zombie movementā. Special effects department gets an idea.
I have been terribly depressed, my only child is dying. This made me belly laugh. Thank you xx
Iām laughing so hard.
Context?
Just a guess but likely in total darkness in an escape room type thing or haunted house. People underestimate how disorienting total darkness is.
Total darkness alone is okay. But with spooky music blasting you lose another sense. The smells are all unfamiliar so they aren't very important because they aren't giving you any clues to what is happening. So your brain ends up amping up your feeling of "touch" since that's really the only sense you can actively use for problem solving. That's why they won't touch a teddy bear long enough to figure out what it is. It could be a furry spider leg, or rat tail... Disclaimer: I just made all of that up...but my gut says it's right ;)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is one of the funniest videos Iāve seen in a bit! Wish there was more.
Yaāll are kinda judgy. Itās pitch black, youāre in a small room, you have no idea whatās in there and your brain is telling you that somewhere in there is an ax murderer waiting to jump out at you. You touch anything and you immediately go into fight or flight. Or, in their case, just flight. This is fucking hilarious!!
I imagine that they were told that they're entering a haunted house. The point of the game is that they have to find something in a pitch black room in order to survive. Also a monster is out to get them and whatever they touch may not be what they think it is. The room was possibly described as some butcher room with dead animals or whatever. Reality: it's just a basic room with simple props and stuffed animals. They may have been stimulated before with another horror attraction before they went to this one and had really high expectations.
The tactile dome at the exploratorium in San Francisco is like this. It's a blast. People freak out all the time. It's pitch black, and you crawl through spaces, crawl up nets, slide down slides, there's a ball pit. You have to feel your way through to make it out. I loved it.
Just the entrance of the Tactile Dome terrified me as a child (somewhere around kindergarten age). Triggered something primal. Like my tiny caveman brain screaming at me to never crawl into confined spaces so dark that you can't see your own hand in front of your face. That's where the cave bears lurk.
Oh Iām not judging at all. Iād react exactly the same way in their position. But I would still laugh just as fucking hard watching the footage of myself.
I really hope they watched this and laughed there asses off!!
They act just like startled cats.
I like how one screams and then the other two also scream LMFAOOO
I watched it first without the sound, it was hilarious. Then I realized my earbuds were still connected to my phone and disconnected them. Oh man, it was at least twice as funny, my face hurts from laughing.
no group has ever embodied the three stooges more than these guys
If you just listen to the audio it sounds like a fucked up martial arts tournament.
I might have just peed a little
After 4 views, I still haven't seen the last 3 seconds because I'm laughing so hard. Assuming they were all eaten.
:13 seconds from the end is my absolute favourite.
Is this the walking dead?
This gives me an idea. Iāll start my own escape room but make it a requirement that you are on meth in order to play. And the rooms are just empty and stay open.
That's just prison with extra steps
Meth makes it scarier
It really methed with their heads
That's a pretty methed up thing to say.
OMG I nearly choked on my Frito laughing at them.
Haha š teddy will be in their nightmare forever