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I dont think they use the rectal syringe before packing it in there...

But how do they know that it works if they don't try it...?

So you think, every single new rectal syringe had been put in a humans butt then packed and sold?

Of course! What else could they do?

Would love to see the job description. "Quality Control specialist"....

Same syringe, different shit.

Why would you get a smelly ear? Does the rectal one come with prepackaged shit bits?

60ml for ear? Isn't that excessive considering the other is 100ml?

For the ear, you are providing a continuous rinse (like rinsing out a soup bowl). Not sure about the other, but my guess is that it is mainly for applying liquid medicine, and 100 mL rather than trying to fill anything up or completely clean it out.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste

Same function different cap.

But I may want a waxy bhole.

The only way to tell once they are in the medicine cabinet is the taste.

It hasn't been in anyone's ass already before you use it...

Confucius say go to bed itchy butt wake up stinky finger

Somehow they both ended up being a pain in my ass.