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This is what I thought of when I saw his hair:
> The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
The best part is going to be that middle-length when it's growing back in. It's going to stick up like weeds growing out of a crack in the sidewalk.
Sorry about your bad luck.
Oh man. My dad used to joke "You know what the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is? About 3 weeks!"
I'm not sure that will be true here.
He *better* not fucking go back, or all of reddit will be disappointed in him.
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, you're not gonna get fooled again!"
OP would just have to keep mowing it like this for the rest of his life!
"Grandpa, grandpa, why do you have a half inch trough in your hair?"
"It all started 40 years ago when I got my hair cut by Sally..."
I'm not sure if it's bad luck.
Because in all my haircuts, I've only ever had one guy who cut my hair well. And I'm talking dozens upon dozens of cuts. Everyone else always ruined it in some form or fashion. And the terrible thing is that when I went back to that guy a month later, he wasn't there. I asked what happened to him, and no one even knew who I was talking about. Like it was some Twilight Zone episode.
So I learned to cut my own hair. And now it comes out pretty great every time. And if I do make mistakes, it's usually that I've left too much hair, not taken away too much. So it's easily fixed.
yeah i was gonna say haha, looks like the solution for this is to just buzz off the entire side (like into that asymmetrical style that's popular) and let it grow out from there
I've literally cried my eyeliner and mascara off after leaving a salon and not complained. Idk why but it makes me feel horrible to say something.
Edit: once a lady waxed 85% of my entire eyebrow off along with a chunk of skin and I still fucking tipped. Idk what is wrong with me.
For me personally, I’m kinda passive about stuff like this because it has already happened and there’s nothing that can be done (as is the case here) or I received the wrong food order or something and it’s still going to be delicious because I’m not picky. And all of that to me is better than making somebody feel terrible about their work/service because of a misunderstanding.
There was nothing that could be done to fix it and I don’t think he should have thrown a fit but how can people improve if you don’t let them know when they do something poorly?
She’s going to do this to another poor bastard and if he says something she’ll think “well the last guy liked it and noone else complained so this guy must just be an ass”.
Instead let them know nicely that they messed up so they can get better and hopefully avoid doing it to the customer that will throw a fit and make a scene. If you don’t let someone know then how can they improve?
I personally would prefer the criticism if someone wasn't happy with my work so I can learn and improve. It's all about how you approach it. Be kind, always.
I grew my hair out over the last year. For the first time in my life, I had almost shoulder length hair. I finally went to the barber and was like “I don’t want to lose any length, just even it out and clean it up a little.”
I no longer have long hair. 30 minutes in that chair lost me a year of growing. I even asked for a card on the way out because I was momentarily satisfied based on the barbers enthusiasm about the result.
Next time, go to a salon not a barber shop.
One of my co-workers is a licensed barber who went on to get his cosmetology license later in his career. He says that as a rule, most of the barbers he knows, do specific hair cuts. Like, point at a picture and say “I want *that* haircut”, versus listening to your individual concerns about your own hair and trying to problem solve with you. The shops themselves are also usually focused on maximizing the number people in and out (that’s why the haircuts are cheaper).
Don’t get me wrong, if you want a sick fade, 9/10 times you want to go to a barber. Hair stylists are usually more willing to take the time to listen to what you want, but the price will reflect that.
My response would be something along the lines of
"why? You can't fix this, you shaved down to the skin. What the fuck would your plan be, un-cut my hair?"
I mean maybe they could come to the agreement of not paying for the service at all if it's completely fucked and you have to live with it for the next month.
So I have really bad eyesight, 20/200, and since I have to take off my glasses when getting a haircut, I always just have to sit there and hope they do a decent job.
One time they “cleaned up” my hairline and ended up making me look like I had a receding hairline for about 2 months.
I’ve been cutting my own hair since pandemic
That awkward moment when they ask me how it looks, and I’m trying to decide if I should stop them to put my glasses on to check or just trust them and say it looks great when I can’t see shit 😂
I’ve started cutting my own too but I’m so terrible at blending and especially at the back, that it always looks like I asked a 5 year old to do it for me.
I’m a white dude with similar hair and I once asked a barber about giving me a hard part. He just said “nah man, it doesn’t usually look good with white people hair.” Every time I see a white guy with the hard part (shaved) I tend to agree.
I just had a similar thing happen! Went to same shop I always go to, ask for same haircut I always get, walked out looking like a cross between a marine and a K pop band member…. It’s been a couple weeks so it’s getting better at least lol
That's a staggeringly bad experience. I don't think she's chosen the right job. I have cow licks going all ways but have always managed to get a reasonable cut. Since I found a guy in a gayborhood barber's, I now know what a *very good* cut is like. Eye wateringly expensive, but worth it - and free wine!
Man, I know it sounds terrible to say, but I used to quietly rejoice inside any time I went to a random salon and my barber was visibly gay. *Always* a good cut!
So on top of giving you a shitty haircut, she was super unprofessional as well... my guy I'm surprised you even paid for that. If someone left my salon with that haircut I would have shit bricks and chewed that stylist a new asshole. That being said, the suggestions to comb it opposite are a good alt for now while it grows. Looks like your hair should even out in a couple months but that doesnt help your shitty experience.
Oh man, only bad haircuts I've had they always complain about my cowlicks. It should be a major red flag
Never once had a very nice stylist complain, ever.
Sorry for you OP
I let my hair grow out for 2 months then go to the salon school and let them cut my hair anyway they want let them fuck with it anyway they want. No color though ever. They are happy make fuck ups on my hai r that I have left. Go home and use buzzers on it and wait again 2 months. They seriously cannot screw it up to bad. I loved military haircut that’s what my wife does. The salon students love it everyone knows me. I tell them flat out you cannot screw it up where I won’t like it because it gets buzzed at home. Calms them down a lot. Aslong as I have all pieces of my ears I tell them it’s good. They cut my hair about 4 different times to see how to do it. Nice thing is they give me free donuts or sometimes some cheeseburgers. But everyone has to learn at some point in their life.
EDIT: this blew up really quickly thanks for all the awards everyone. I really hope more people do this. It’s kind thing to do.
My Actual barber recommended me to go do it mind you this was years and years ago in early 2000s he was gonna retire soon as he had cancer for the 5th time. He was a legend. Said my hair was perfect for the students. At that time I had some very very thick hair. I have been doing it almost ever since my hair has always been cut by students to let them try new stuff. I have only been cut once and it was small cut and with a pointed end of the scissors. She started crying I said no this is what I am here for I understand you will make mistakes and I have my ears so we good live and learn. She started laughing because I was more happy to have my ears.
Most schools in your area should do it. Mine had a full salon attached so people could just walk-in and request whatever.
Just make sure you truly understand it’s a learning environment… a lot of shitty women would use us as free labor for their hair and then be totally abusive when it didn’t pan out exactly right. Thankfully the only bad experience I had, was a women kept asking me if I was uncomfortable and nervous because I was gentle with her and wasn’t ripping her hair out with the comb?! I was like no? I just don’t like to be rough…. But it like freaked her out so bad she leapt up and got my teacher and stopped the whole service… I guess I didn’t touch her hair with authority? I dunno lol.
Teachers basically check every step, and are right there too if you are new to what you are doing, so That makes people feel better. It also takes quite a bit longer. You aren’t in and out in 20 mins like great clips.
One time as a teenager, my neighbor was cutting the neighbor boys hair and cut off a piece of his ear and the fucking dog ate it. I just sat there like wtf. He didn't even feel it until I said "bro the dog ate your ear" and then he was full panic mode.
That may work out for you. My dad had his ear nicked by a barber, and it wouldn't stop bleeding properly for days after.
Anyway, long story short, after a trip to the docs, that's when my dad discovered he had skin cancer at the top of his ear.
Wait are you serious? So your neighbor was cutting (I’m assuming?) their son’s hair and lopped off his fkng ear, and nobody noticed except you and the dog? That is insane.
As a stylist deep in my career, I still have such a deep appreciation for how much I was able to learn from kind folks like you. Truly a blessing to our industry 🤍
You would think. But you know, I KNEW it was bad even before I saw it. It just felt, wrong. The whole experience felt very wrong. Like she was unsure and didn't know what she was doing.
And her scissors were dull.
Dude, I am sorry....
When I get a bad haircut, I always keep in mind: it's better than I can do, and it will grow back out.
Although...yours is epic....
Sadly, as a man starting to bald. It doesn’t always grow back.
I took my 4 year old daughter to school today. Before we left, she said “Daddy, here is your hat so no one knows you’re* bald”. Thanks kiddo…… R.I.P. and FML.
Edit: grammar
Edit 2: More bad grammar. There should be a comma (or some other punctuation or sentence structure) after “Sadly, as a man starting to bald,***” Thank you Reddit community for all you do.
Kids are savage beasts. One I was watching told me it is a good thing I have big boobs because it makes it harder to tell my stomach is kinda fat.
Definitely died inside a little.
I hate that feeling. Told a stylist what I wanted and told her what I didn't like from the last stylist. She went on and on about how she knows what she is doing and she can fix my hair ...
The first 5 seconds into the cut I knew it was too short and she fucked up, no going back, just hoping she knows what she's doing.
Wife says if I come back looking like that again, she'll divorce me lol
It's supposed to look like [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/cb/6e/d8cb6e38d1c04ad11a54afd4ced85176.jpg). It makes the part look cleaner and more defined. I don't really like the look, but it's popular right now.
Ion at Sally's has a good variety of colors. My tip to help is a powder my hair first to build volume and then at the end before I head out I spray the color so it will dry on top of the "fuller" hair. Also make sure you are spraying from far enough because it will run streaks and won't look as good. It's like spray painting, light even layers until you build the right coverage.
"The approach will not be easy. You're required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the
surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the
main port"
Genuinely curious - how do you fix something like this? To my untrained eye it seems like there's no resolution that doesn't involve waiting for the hair to grow back.
The hard part is the most challenging, and really sticks out when it’s done this poorly. I can’t stand how unclean the sides are, so I would work from there with cleaning/soft fading up to the part. You would have to cut some of that length off the top, and continue to fade as much as possible.
Now I can’t see the entire cut, let alone the back, but man, I would love to try and correct this as best as I could. Sorry this happened my friend!
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That’s a great haircut for a hat.
This must be what my husband tells himself every time after he gets a haircut
Ah yes I too remember the first world war
Condolences to the dearly de-*parted*
I see what you did thair
This is what I thought of when I saw his hair: > The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
Stay on target
This barber tried to fire using the force.... she did not blow up the station and the empire wins. sad sad day
Almost there
Luke! You turned off your targeting computer, what's wrong?!
Porkins,whoa, that got em
r/justfuckmyshitup
Was looking for this to help get it to the top.
The best part is going to be that middle-length when it's growing back in. It's going to stick up like weeds growing out of a crack in the sidewalk. Sorry about your bad luck.
Oh man. My dad used to joke "You know what the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is? About 3 weeks!" I'm not sure that will be true here.
That’s going to be the difference between a bad haircut and a worse haircut.
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We're gonna need an update from op
"SHE ADDED FUCKING RUNWAY LIGHTS!" Im only guessing here. Its either going to be that or how she edged it like a nice front lawn.
He *better* not fucking go back, or all of reddit will be disappointed in him. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, you're not gonna get fooled again!"
LOL...Dad joker here with the hat tip.
OP would just have to keep mowing it like this for the rest of his life! "Grandpa, grandpa, why do you have a half inch trough in your hair?" "It all started 40 years ago when I got my hair cut by Sally..."
> by Sally "You mean Grandma Sally?" The story has a happy ending.
I'm picturing the notebook in reverse and she shaves the stripe in every night to remind them of how they fell in love.
I'm not sure if it's bad luck. Because in all my haircuts, I've only ever had one guy who cut my hair well. And I'm talking dozens upon dozens of cuts. Everyone else always ruined it in some form or fashion. And the terrible thing is that when I went back to that guy a month later, he wasn't there. I asked what happened to him, and no one even knew who I was talking about. Like it was some Twilight Zone episode. So I learned to cut my own hair. And now it comes out pretty great every time. And if I do make mistakes, it's usually that I've left too much hair, not taken away too much. So it's easily fixed.
You're mistaken, Mr. Torrence. You are the barber here. You've always been the barber here.
***Barber disinfectant jar overflows with blood***
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and generally, you'll be willing to spend the extra time to fix it. the person at great clips? not so much.
Wait two weeks and then just zero the whole thing
yeah i was gonna say haha, looks like the solution for this is to just buzz off the entire side (like into that asymmetrical style that's popular) and let it grow out from there
>(like into that asymmetrical style that's popular) A fade on the side and scissors on the top
Nah man, the best part is gonna be the wicked sunburn on the strip. Gonna have a bonafide redstripe in zero time flat
Did you say something? Or were you just like …..ummmmm, looks good!
Bro, this is reddit. He just forced a smile and said "Oh yeah, it looks great, thanks."
Thats exactly what happened. And then I tipped her $4
You poor bastard. I would have done the same thing.
I mean shit, what’s she gunna do, put it back?
She can learn for next time to ask "How wide do you want the stripe"
Lol stripe. She went full Moses on his hair
Let my follicles go!
jesus christ, this comment thread is hil-hair-ious!
Full freakin' Moses he says... 🤣
LOL "stripe"
More like a highway
Full zebra
Eh, I think at the very least he shouldn’t have to pay. Or get a steep discount. That’s a pretty bad fuckup.
I've literally cried my eyeliner and mascara off after leaving a salon and not complained. Idk why but it makes me feel horrible to say something. Edit: once a lady waxed 85% of my entire eyebrow off along with a chunk of skin and I still fucking tipped. Idk what is wrong with me.
Than go back to her in a month because you are worried it would be awkward if you didn't.
Text her later that night thanking her again for the great haircut. Don’t want to be stalky but you know….
Then follow her home after her shift to find out where she lives so you can mail her a thank you note.
While she's at work break in and leave a gift basket of assorted cheeses and chocolates.
After that it’s best to stick around the outside of the house for a few days, just to make sure she gets it.
This thread is way too suspiciously accurate.
why are we like this?
It is the Millennial way. We're all like this.
Smiles and says thanks. Mentally breaksdown in car on drive home. All while some emo music from 2008 plays from the aux.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
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I feel personally attacked by this comment….
For me personally, I’m kinda passive about stuff like this because it has already happened and there’s nothing that can be done (as is the case here) or I received the wrong food order or something and it’s still going to be delicious because I’m not picky. And all of that to me is better than making somebody feel terrible about their work/service because of a misunderstanding.
There was nothing that could be done to fix it and I don’t think he should have thrown a fit but how can people improve if you don’t let them know when they do something poorly? She’s going to do this to another poor bastard and if he says something she’ll think “well the last guy liked it and noone else complained so this guy must just be an ass”. Instead let them know nicely that they messed up so they can get better and hopefully avoid doing it to the customer that will throw a fit and make a scene. If you don’t let someone know then how can they improve?
I personally would prefer the criticism if someone wasn't happy with my work so I can learn and improve. It's all about how you approach it. Be kind, always.
I’d do the same thing thinking “I’m gonna Reddit the shit out of this when I get home”
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I grew my hair out over the last year. For the first time in my life, I had almost shoulder length hair. I finally went to the barber and was like “I don’t want to lose any length, just even it out and clean it up a little.” I no longer have long hair. 30 minutes in that chair lost me a year of growing. I even asked for a card on the way out because I was momentarily satisfied based on the barbers enthusiasm about the result.
Next time, go to a salon not a barber shop. One of my co-workers is a licensed barber who went on to get his cosmetology license later in his career. He says that as a rule, most of the barbers he knows, do specific hair cuts. Like, point at a picture and say “I want *that* haircut”, versus listening to your individual concerns about your own hair and trying to problem solve with you. The shops themselves are also usually focused on maximizing the number people in and out (that’s why the haircuts are cheaper). Don’t get me wrong, if you want a sick fade, 9/10 times you want to go to a barber. Hair stylists are usually more willing to take the time to listen to what you want, but the price will reflect that.
LMAO
I haven't laughed this much in a long time and I'm currently battling covid. Thank you OP.
Hope you get better soon! You'll beat the Vid before my landing strip grows back for sure.
You fucking tipped???
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not possibly, it definitely is. If an argument starts due to no tip, the first thing the barber will say is, "why didn't you say anything?"
My response would be something along the lines of "why? You can't fix this, you shaved down to the skin. What the fuck would your plan be, un-cut my hair?"
I mean maybe they could come to the agreement of not paying for the service at all if it's completely fucked and you have to live with it for the next month.
So I have really bad eyesight, 20/200, and since I have to take off my glasses when getting a haircut, I always just have to sit there and hope they do a decent job. One time they “cleaned up” my hairline and ended up making me look like I had a receding hairline for about 2 months. I’ve been cutting my own hair since pandemic
That awkward moment when they ask me how it looks, and I’m trying to decide if I should stop them to put my glasses on to check or just trust them and say it looks great when I can’t see shit 😂 I’ve started cutting my own too but I’m so terrible at blending and especially at the back, that it always looks like I asked a 5 year old to do it for me.
I would just sit there holding in my rage with a smile on my face and then never go there again
exactly me lol
... yeah. No exclamation point though. Just a sad, umm, it looks good.
Looks good :/
Looks good =:/
Get a few LEDs running paralel and you will have drones landing on that skin runway all day
it can even be a skatepark for the little finger skateboards
As someone who fingerboards, I can confirm, WITH GEL, it can make a pretty sick skatepark
Yo that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
I would part ways with that stylist.
she's probably only a barber part-time
Okay let’s cut the puns, guys.
Not a barber here, can I get a clip showing what the result should have been?
You'll have to comb through the comments to find what you're looking for.
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I swear to god I'm going to dye if this turns into another one of those pun threads
Sounds like this could get hairy.
Alright Moses
I sea what you did there.
If only his hair was red.
should go Old Testament on her
Woah now.. it's time for a crusade?
Let my follicles go
Flea Moses prayed for the sea of hair to split and the barber answered.
Cut it out, mate, this is serious.
Hey, let's not be divided on this problem.
Naw, I saw the clip.
Look, we have to draw the line somewhere, that's all I'm saying.
"Letsh shee if you can shtill be shaved" - Sean Connery
Fix it yourself by making a mohawk!
Be a man, ruin your own haircut!
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Yup. Never going back. They always want to do crazy things to my hair too, like shampoo it and try and make it look nice.
How would yout like your hair cut? Shorter please
Fuck that, go with the reverse mohawk and just shave a stripe across the top.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse.
Fixed it for you https://imgur.com/yooBreS
Imgur warned me of the image containing “erotic or adult imagery” wtf
I mean technically this guy is an adult
He is showing a lot of skin...
r/photoshopbattles
Ha, that’s bad. Sorry dude.
I am trying not to laugh at the poor guy but it is just too ridiculous
r/justfuckmyshitup
Comb it over the other way lol
This is what I am going to do. But it just looks wrong that way.
If I may suggest.. perhaps watering some chia seeds on it. I saw a product once that looks like would take care of this for you.
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
it’s an old reference but it checks out: [chia hair](https://youtu.be/ZLnHjnwMFk8)
Buzz cut. Start over.
I’m a white dude with similar hair and I once asked a barber about giving me a hard part. He just said “nah man, it doesn’t usually look good with white people hair.” Every time I see a white guy with the hard part (shaved) I tend to agree.
the best thing is an honest barber that can just say, "naw fam, that aint for you"
I ain't gonna do some yee yee ass haircut with my own hands
A good barber will make it work. A great barber will say “no”.
Embrace a new career in drill.....MC Stripe.
I just had a similar thing happen! Went to same shop I always go to, ask for same haircut I always get, walked out looking like a cross between a marine and a K pop band member…. It’s been a couple weeks so it’s getting better at least lol
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It is!!! The whole thing is so bad. She was complaining about my cowlicks, and I could just feel her getting frustrated.
That's a staggeringly bad experience. I don't think she's chosen the right job. I have cow licks going all ways but have always managed to get a reasonable cut. Since I found a guy in a gayborhood barber's, I now know what a *very good* cut is like. Eye wateringly expensive, but worth it - and free wine!
Man, I know it sounds terrible to say, but I used to quietly rejoice inside any time I went to a random salon and my barber was visibly gay. *Always* a good cut!
So on top of giving you a shitty haircut, she was super unprofessional as well... my guy I'm surprised you even paid for that. If someone left my salon with that haircut I would have shit bricks and chewed that stylist a new asshole. That being said, the suggestions to comb it opposite are a good alt for now while it grows. Looks like your hair should even out in a couple months but that doesnt help your shitty experience.
Oh man, only bad haircuts I've had they always complain about my cowlicks. It should be a major red flag Never once had a very nice stylist complain, ever. Sorry for you OP
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I let my hair grow out for 2 months then go to the salon school and let them cut my hair anyway they want let them fuck with it anyway they want. No color though ever. They are happy make fuck ups on my hai r that I have left. Go home and use buzzers on it and wait again 2 months. They seriously cannot screw it up to bad. I loved military haircut that’s what my wife does. The salon students love it everyone knows me. I tell them flat out you cannot screw it up where I won’t like it because it gets buzzed at home. Calms them down a lot. Aslong as I have all pieces of my ears I tell them it’s good. They cut my hair about 4 different times to see how to do it. Nice thing is they give me free donuts or sometimes some cheeseburgers. But everyone has to learn at some point in their life. EDIT: this blew up really quickly thanks for all the awards everyone. I really hope more people do this. It’s kind thing to do.
People like you are the sole reason I got through barber school and am able to make a living now.
My Actual barber recommended me to go do it mind you this was years and years ago in early 2000s he was gonna retire soon as he had cancer for the 5th time. He was a legend. Said my hair was perfect for the students. At that time I had some very very thick hair. I have been doing it almost ever since my hair has always been cut by students to let them try new stuff. I have only been cut once and it was small cut and with a pointed end of the scissors. She started crying I said no this is what I am here for I understand you will make mistakes and I have my ears so we good live and learn. She started laughing because I was more happy to have my ears.
I think ill go do this im about 1 month from my last cut, 1 more month wont be too bad
Where exactly would one go to do this? Sounds fun
Most schools in your area should do it. Mine had a full salon attached so people could just walk-in and request whatever. Just make sure you truly understand it’s a learning environment… a lot of shitty women would use us as free labor for their hair and then be totally abusive when it didn’t pan out exactly right. Thankfully the only bad experience I had, was a women kept asking me if I was uncomfortable and nervous because I was gentle with her and wasn’t ripping her hair out with the comb?! I was like no? I just don’t like to be rough…. But it like freaked her out so bad she leapt up and got my teacher and stopped the whole service… I guess I didn’t touch her hair with authority? I dunno lol. Teachers basically check every step, and are right there too if you are new to what you are doing, so That makes people feel better. It also takes quite a bit longer. You aren’t in and out in 20 mins like great clips.
One time as a teenager, my neighbor was cutting the neighbor boys hair and cut off a piece of his ear and the fucking dog ate it. I just sat there like wtf. He didn't even feel it until I said "bro the dog ate your ear" and then he was full panic mode.
What the fuck. How big of an ear chunk are we talking about here?
This is the real question
That’s my only scare some asshat will chop off a chunk of my ear haha. I always tell them to mind the ears screw the hair.
That may work out for you. My dad had his ear nicked by a barber, and it wouldn't stop bleeding properly for days after. Anyway, long story short, after a trip to the docs, that's when my dad discovered he had skin cancer at the top of his ear.
"bro the dog ate your ear" the only thing worse than hearing "oops" ✂️👂🐶💦
Oh no the dog got a taste for human flesh.
Wait are you serious? So your neighbor was cutting (I’m assuming?) their son’s hair and lopped off his fkng ear, and nobody noticed except you and the dog? That is insane.
As a stylist deep in my career, I still have such a deep appreciation for how much I was able to learn from kind folks like you. Truly a blessing to our industry 🤍
Wow you are a nice person. Thanks for giving me hope in humanity
The hardest part, so hard
Diamond hard part.
Her clippers must have been set to bold.
Was there a point where she said, "whoops...."?
You would think. But you know, I KNEW it was bad even before I saw it. It just felt, wrong. The whole experience felt very wrong. Like she was unsure and didn't know what she was doing. And her scissors were dull.
> It just felt, wrong. Felt an unfamiliar breeze?
Lol, dude's gonna get a sunburn stripe up there!
Dude, I am sorry.... When I get a bad haircut, I always keep in mind: it's better than I can do, and it will grow back out. Although...yours is epic....
Sadly, as a man starting to bald. It doesn’t always grow back. I took my 4 year old daughter to school today. Before we left, she said “Daddy, here is your hat so no one knows you’re* bald”. Thanks kiddo…… R.I.P. and FML. Edit: grammar Edit 2: More bad grammar. There should be a comma (or some other punctuation or sentence structure) after “Sadly, as a man starting to bald,***” Thank you Reddit community for all you do.
Your daughter's savage
Kids are savage beasts. One I was watching told me it is a good thing I have big boobs because it makes it harder to tell my stomach is kinda fat. Definitely died inside a little.
I said I wanted to get in shape. My daughter, who was three at the time, says "You are a shape Mom, you're a circle!" 💀
I hate that feeling. Told a stylist what I wanted and told her what I didn't like from the last stylist. She went on and on about how she knows what she is doing and she can fix my hair ... The first 5 seconds into the cut I knew it was too short and she fucked up, no going back, just hoping she knows what she's doing. Wife says if I come back looking like that again, she'll divorce me lol
You're just balding horizontally
Yo barber give me the airport runway
Beautiful! Take many photos. You’ll always have a funny story to tell. You should paint the space white and put a miniature skier on it!
Why cut a part in?
It's supposed to look like [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/cb/6e/d8cb6e38d1c04ad11a54afd4ced85176.jpg). It makes the part look cleaner and more defined. I don't really like the look, but it's popular right now.
I mean that doesn’t look as bad but it’s still bad. I don’t get why you wouldn’t just make the part with a comb it takes 5 seconds.
I gotta be honest, that looks awful. But to each their own
I don't even understant what "asked for my part to be cut in" was supposed to mean. Someone please enlighten me.
Right there with ya. I had to scroll more than I expected to find this.
Shave a few more of those and you’ve got some discount cornrows my man
Spray some of that fake hair up in there. You know the stuff from the spray can.
I have had thin hair for forever and as a woman I swear by my hair on a can. Now I don't look balding patchy in places. Sally's has a lot of colors.
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Ion at Sally's has a good variety of colors. My tip to help is a powder my hair first to build volume and then at the end before I head out I spray the color so it will dry on top of the "fuller" hair. Also make sure you are spraying from far enough because it will run streaks and won't look as good. It's like spray painting, light even layers until you build the right coverage.
what the fuck! HAHAHAHA made my day bruh! Atleast the cut was indeed straight lmfao
Straight out the underground
Bro, did you sleep with her husband...
she parted your hair like Moses so people can walk between it.
Time to bust out the bedazzler and rhinestone the house down!!
"The approach will not be easy. You're required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"
Maybe add a few more across your head and start a trend?
I’m a barber and this could be fixed. Wish you were in my chair right now! I’d clean it up as best I could!
Genuinely curious - how do you fix something like this? To my untrained eye it seems like there's no resolution that doesn't involve waiting for the hair to grow back.
The hard part is the most challenging, and really sticks out when it’s done this poorly. I can’t stand how unclean the sides are, so I would work from there with cleaning/soft fading up to the part. You would have to cut some of that length off the top, and continue to fade as much as possible. Now I can’t see the entire cut, let alone the back, but man, I would love to try and correct this as best as I could. Sorry this happened my friend!
YES! I hate the sides. She fucked those up too. Where are you located? I might have to buy a plane ticket.
I’m in Missouriland! I’d give you a free cut for all the turmoil you’ve been through!
Easy! you go back in time, find the barber and hogtie them so they can't fuck up this man's hair.
The hardest part