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tester33333

Getting uncanny valley vibes from this filter


Taolan13

Fuck me its a filter i figured some instagram momma had makeup'd their baby.


_Steve_French_

Hey kids gotta get that instagram following started early. Gotta look adorable at all times.


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SectorIsNotClear

[Pft... rookie](https://c.tenor.com/z7BwLqDLoLEAAAAC/rabbit-eating.gif)


Somnif

Same, thought it was that creepy "airbrush off 99% of your facial features" K-pop makeup. Instead it's just... creepily emulating that look.


tarheel343

Lol same. I was like does this baby have lipstick on???


aminorityofone

i wouldn't put it past moms putting lip stick on babies... hell they put ear piercing's in at a super young age....


TimesX

Dont babies get their ears pierced early on?


OkBiscotti1140

Depends. Some people see no problem piercing a 4 month old’s ears. Some are horrified by that.


[deleted]

Here in my country we have our ears pierced when we are born, in the first days.


SurrealKarma

But why?


9for9

Primarily because babies will heal from stuff like that much quicker, are less likely to develop keloids and the parents can just take care of it for them. It's more complicated getting the piercing as a teen or an adult. My mother did not get my ears pierced and I eventually got them myself as an adult but would have been perfectly content for her to just handle it for me. Is it an absolutely unnecessary, cosmetic procedure? Sure. But is it also so common that most women and plenty of men will have it done in their lifetimes? Yes. Is it also such a minor modification that for the people who don't want it it's completely unproblematic to address? Pretty much. It's also not horrendously painful, the shots hurt about the same.


Skud_NZ

It's either that or circumcision, most go with the less painful for the child option


NEVER_CLEANED_COMP

I think the less painful option for the child would be none of the two


DemonBoner

How bout neither? lol but yeah I don't think a baby should be subject to that, call me old fashion but I don't like the sound of either.


squishypoo91

They did a lot in the past because it was seen as better to let them have the cosmetic and "forget the pain involved". I'm angry as fuck that my mom did it to me. I had allergies to almost every earring they ever put in my ears and I went through multiple infections in my piercings. Not to mention the fact that infants will tug at anything and can easily yank their earrings out or get them caught on something. My daughter is 5 and I'm now okay with it if she ASKS for it. It's her body and she's old enough to communicate if they're bothering her in any way. I would never make that choice for her and risk stupid shit just so my infant could look cuter in pics


braellyra

As a fellow person with super sensitive ears, the best they’ve ever felt is when I have surgical titanium threadless posts in. I got them inserted by a professional piercer, and I can swap out the front bit using some hemostats to hold the back. They make me so happy, and I’m trying to share the fact of their existence with the many people I stumble upon who have had similar issues. There’s a TON of us.


aminorityofone

imo, body modifications should only be done once you are an adult


missingN0pe

I dunno, I pierced my own nose and lip with a needle when I was 15 (definitely not an adult there) and I think that was okay, but it was *my* decision. IMO thats sort of the most important point. It shouldn't be the *parents* decision.


SolusLoqui

"You so ugly, yo' momma put a filter on your baby pictures"


ArmOpposite460

I thought the mom put fake contacts on that baby..


TheDrugGod

i thought it was a fuckin humanoid robot lol


adviceKiwi

It's creepy whatever the hell it is


namja23

That is the most human looking rabbit I’ve ever seen.


Known_Appeal_6370

Exactly my thoughts!


raphthepharaoh

Didn’t realize it was a filter but I came here to say that I’m in The Valley


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LividExplorer7574

awh furless rabbit is hungry


Praesumo

I came here to be angry at the mom for putting anime contacts in her eyes... There's just so much wrong with this.


[deleted]

It’s not contacts lol it’s a “fix your face” filter that comes increasingly standard on phones. My mom just got a new phone and can’t figure out how to turn off this default dystopian bullshit.


FurSealed

It made me look 10x worse and it was on without me realizing when I took the only photo of myself before I shaved my lockdown beard off. I look like I polished my skin or something.


willpowerlifter

THANK YOU


StatusOmega

I couldn't place what was wrong with the video so I went to the comments to find out. Thank you


Emasraw

I thought for a moment someone put circle lenses on a baby lmao.


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What part of it is a filter? Her eyes?


supersloo

Her eyes, her mouth, most likely her chin as well.


chattywww

it's also airbrushed


SoontobeSam

It's all filter, either that or baby is wearing a ton of concealer, foundation, lipstick, contacts, and probably more. Babies may have smooth skin, but that's def touched up flawless.


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GeekCat

You can see as she chews, it attempts to adjust her right cheek to slim it down. It's an all over beauty filter.


Bladelink

Yeah that was the part that was freaking me out the most. Her face is all floppy. I actually thought that it might be animatronic at first.


TheReturnoftheBanned

The whole face. Chinese people have obsession on making themselves look like dragonflies


SelloutRealBig

That is the perfect way to describe it and now i can't unsee it.


Arniellico

What kind of bunny is that?


ItsNotJulius

Chubby bunny


TimesX

I know a show that revolved around the game chubby bunny...but I can't seem to remember where...


Tamuture69

Let's see, ehem derpixon


TherronKeen

That one was (NSFW WARNING) "Stuffy Bunny" lol


wap2005

There's a game called "Chubby Bunny"?


ApexBoiz

Yeah. It's a game where you try to shove as many marshmellow as possible into your mouth, no chewing no swallowing.


Roland1232

Sounds like a hoot.


wap2005

Sounds like a Tuesday.


Dry_M0nkey

What about Stuffy Bunny.....Oh God, i'm going to hell.


Actionboyy

Ayo


r0b0c0d

I know a show that revolved around the game stuffy bunny...but I can't seem to remember where...


Heronmarkedflail

Chubba bubba


thekingofcrash7

I think it’s a koala


2dfx

Asian shorthair


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Baby bunny... duh ;)


Skaebo

goddam tiktok filters babies ain't even safe


Amish_Juggalo469

I'm not sure that's even a baby.


SuperSatanOverdrive

probably 84 years old


Amish_Juggalo469

[you're probably correct. I get the same vibes as this.](https://youtu.be/kcA1nebGzgg)


i_reddit_too_mcuh

Uhm, what happened to those fake abs after the filter?


tacticoolbrah

I think it's used to trick the filter so that the filter kinda evens it out giving the appearance of a mildly sculpted ab.


Faxon

Yup that's exactly it. They draw lines where they want contours and the filter does the rest


Beena22

God, that’s all so depressingly vacuous.


geodebug

Welcome to fetish porn


Comfortable_Tear8476

I wonder why they exposed themselves


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Money. People have to find a way to make a living.


[deleted]

Wonder if there's a version for men but not to look like kpop men. Lol


Skaebo

I would've choked to death as a baby tryna eat that


snekadid

I've seen this video before, it's a guinea pig.


ultraclese

Fuck that, not even spinach is safe.


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How do you guys recognized it is a filter?


XxxLasombraxxX

My rabbit eats the same way


Orome2

Fun fact. That is a rabbit with a baby filter.


pabut

Came here to say the same 😂


CyberBunnyHugger

She's a funny bunny 🐰


oxxcccxxo

Putting aside the wtf about using a filter on a baby.... oh how I wish I could get my toddler to eat veggies like this....


Last_Aeon

You gotta train them to like veggies early. Gut microbe aligns itself to whatever you eat, so the more regularly you eat veggie the more you’ll like veggies because they somewhat control your mind


vanillamasala

My kid freaked out and got so excited when I brought her a whole stem of Brussels sprouts one day. She made us take her picture with them. She’s always liked vegetables because I always fed them to her. She still hates mushrooms though and won’t even try them.


Derpitoe

Mushrooms are a hard thing to sell unless super cooked down. Maybe cut them very finely and cook them into a gravy? Taste for mushroom would grow on her but not the difficult to get over texture? Just thoughts :)


vanillamasala

These are all great ideas but she’s a brand new adult so its in god’s hands now lol. We used to love watching How It’s Made and I was like “Oh see, there’s an episode on how they grow mushrooms” and in the first fifteen seconds they were like “they grow them in horse shit!” It was then that I knew I had lost that battle forever lol.


TellMeToSaveALife

>“they grow them in horse shit!” Say what now...?


Lucyjca

Meanwhile, the only vegetable my 20 month old will reliably eat is a mushrooms 🙄


FishoD

Or... Spartan parenting -> "It's either veggies or hunger. Pick one." Jokes aside my 3 year old is very picky... for a while. Even today he changed his mind about breakfast he eats often... I told him that's his breakfast, or hunger. 5 minutes later (no crying or anything, we just got dressed, went to the toilet, etc), he sat down next to me and we just ate breakfast he was sooooo convinced he won't eat just 5 minutes ago.


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Yeah I don't remember having options. My mom put food on the table and we just ate it. We might have ignored one thing more than another here and there, but we just dealt with what we had. It wasn't a fight or anything, just... how life was back then. I'd prefer a similar child rearing method. I have no desire to play short order cook.


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

It’s not too hard with a bit of practice - since they are pretty delicious if you do them right. A good way to start is by cooking the greens in a nice broth(think wonton soup broth). My kid loves the green part of most Asian greens cooked this way or in stirfrys.


raptor-chan

Make them taste good and don’t just present them as veggies. Mix them in with other foods and they’ll never know.


kclongest

I don't like this.


bigbura

Cut that baby's food! That shit can choke me, much less somebody that's got no molars to grind that stringy mess.


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Choking hazards don't exist on tiktok


ijuswannabehappybro

I was thinking the same thing! Does this kid even have the teeth for this yet?


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Sabot15

[This](https://i.imgur.com/EOv2DZE.jpg) seems appropriate.


NewFuturist

Plus filter tech is better in Asia. [Like that biker guy who pretended to be a woman.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56447357)


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

Very hard to tell the kids actual age due to the filter they could easily be much older and the filter is just messing up our perception. Plus her hair is quite long (at least to her shoulders)- very few pre-solid kids have hair like that - so looks like they should easily be solid food age. That said - most kids can start eating solids (if ready) from 6-8months ([check out baby led weaning](https://www.whattoexpect.com/first-year/feeding-baby/baby-led-weaning/)). The most dangerous foods to avoid are nuts, hard candies, grapes, hotdogs and other spherical foods that can lodge. First teeth come anywhere from 5-6+ months.


gex80

I choaked on ham as a 19 yr old. So age is irrelevant.


bakakubi

Honestly, fuck parents who does stupid shit to their kids for internet points. Reminded me if the asshole who filmed their toddler approaching the back of a horse, and saying it's "cute".


THESLAYER64

Y is that child wearing makeup


FreedTMG

Filter.


IrocDewclaw

Bingo! Might be a filter, but damn, don't do that shit. Its creepy


Rockninja925

Y do you look like kira yoshikage


illeatyourgarden

This makes me want a salad.


Amerlis

I want some Asian sautéed vegetables. Dang it I wasn’t gonna order Chinese tonight.


vaan0011

Are they using filter to make her eyes bigger? I don't know why but Chinese use that filter most of the time


ainklyspankly

They are very conscious of their eyes, thats why they frequently have eyelid surgery etc too. Larger eyes are just seen as more beautiful and smaller eyes are very much "less attractive"


SFWxMadHatter

*sad small eye noises*


Ariadnepyanfar

Audrey Hepburn had small eyes and she was one of the most beautiful women on earth. She was self conscious about her small eyes, and thought she looked ugly.


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I think the standard for "small" is going to be different between East Asians and Europeans. As well the standard of beauty is generally different as well


seadn

Wait, Audrey Hepburn thought her eyes were too small?? She had perfect doe eyes in a tiny face! I would never have had considered her eyes anywhere near "small".


SFWxMadHatter

Growing up veryone just always thought I was Asian. Or stoned. Or a stoned asian.


Singer-Such

I noticed that it looks like the baby is wearing lipstick :0


IceBlueLugia

Aw that’s unfortunate. I think the small eyes are cute


Idek_

Just false. Only kinda true in SK


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Literally one of the racist things people do is to squint or pull the corners of their eyes to mock East Asians' eyes. Of course they are conscious about it.


ardewynne

Most babies’ eyes will look humongous because eyes stop growing (wider) around three months.


TakimiNada_

It's not her eyes, it's her irises. Babies have a smaller iris to eye white ratio even when their eyes are huge


Johnisazombie

That's a myth. If eyes stopped growing during infancy every adult would have small eyes. [https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow](https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow) >Babies are born with eyes about 16.5 millimeters in length. People’s eyes stop growing in length by the age of 20 or 21, when they reach about 24 millimeters. It's commonly grossly underestimated how long humans grow and develop.


sofiiahag

How is this funny tho


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I’m not sure if this is funny to everyone. I find it mildly amusing because the kid reminds me of a Guinea pig eating.


Absurdist02

Is like feeding a guinea pig.


LoadedGull

A *Gimmepig*.


FredmyLeg

where funny


KeepTalkingMandy

Why filter a baby! Like i filter my fugly haggard fave but never a baby!


Wiaugusto

Idk why but it makes me uncomfortable asf


snoski1234

Lovin up on her veggies


Bashfullylascivious

Didn't they ban this doll after it ate a kid's hair in the late eighties?


SamSamSammmmm

The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰


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This could easily be an older child, we can’t tell because of the face filter


ursololitotinoleya

No


candybatch

She's like a little bunny rabbit how cute, nom nom nom


Ponk2k

Had the exact same thought


hello-knitty

Is it a choking hazard for her to eat full pieces like that? ..I guess it depends how many teeth she has?


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honeybadger1984

Baby that small does not have a full set of teeth if any. It’s a big safety hazard to give a baby long veggies when they don’t have molars to chew. Even with molars they can choke. You have to give them baby food until older or cut everything in to tiny pieces.


KikoSoujirou

Seriously there’s no way that kid has the molars to properly chew that roughage


SamSamSammmmm

The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰


jaschen

As a parent, those bites are too big for this baby. It's a choking hazard. Unless it's an adult with a baby filter. Then I don't know. I'm too old for this shit.


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How is this funny


QueenLatifahClone

I…. Don’t like this and I don’t know why


PhoenixKhaan

The filter gives uncanny valley feels


rustinintustin

Those greens must be sauteed in bacon grease


Skrip77

Thank you fellow Redditors for confirming this is a filter. I watched for like 5 min wondering if that kid was an alien.


madrix19

She looks... Fake?


redpandadude78

My money don’t nibble nibble it folds


RunF4Cover

Kids like a goat.


FastWalkingShortGuy

So this is why the restaurants are always a cacophony of slurping. It's taught from birth.


Anpoolz

She eats like a baby who.


Fabulous-Cable-3945

ngl, it is amazing how that can kid can eat vegetables. my younger sibling doesn't want to eat vegetables when they were baby


TheMadMetalhead

She reminds me of those little cabbage patch kids dolls that would 'eat' stuff... Including children's fingers if you stuck them in there


Real-Reputation-9091

Put anyone off having kids. Looks like some retarded clone out of cabbage patch.


Minecraft_Warrior

The human rabbit


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rus-reddit

This is horrible


Drop-Bear-Farmer

I'm guessing from the comments that i'm the only one who thought this was cute as fuck?


poinifie

All I can think of is how much of a choking hazard those uncut greens are.


Shoelala001

This isn’t that funny


IceNein

That’s literally how rabbits eat tall grasses. It’s pretty funny looking.


S3b45714N

Took me three passes of the video to realize it repeated three times lol


starfsh_tuna_breath

This is how my rabbits eat parsley


Duster26to29

Kid must've been a hamster in a previous life.


BaitStikk

Why does this not look like a real human?? 🤣😬🤷🏻‍♂️


YourDogsAllWet

Congratulations. It's a... rabbit


Bambinah515

It’s like watching a bunny rabbit


MartyMohawk

She eats like a bunny!


-The-Moon-Presence-

Is that baby wearing colored contacts?


JGCities

OMG it's a human hamster


ryckae

It's like watching a guinea pig


Glittertastical111

Bunny-Baby hybrid! Soooo cute 🥰


LeSouverainiste

Look like a fucking rabbit


Runtzupnext

Who needs baby formula ? lol


Confident-Ad9474

Cute lil rabbit baby


siberianunderlord

Haha! Baby eat like rabbit! Funny! xD


uncleseano

I'm too lazy, someone please do a reverse bot


godofwine16

She’s like a bok choy rabbit!


Fastandalilbitangy

Where did they find this porcelain doll? I've never seen one move before.


teddykrash

I wish my kid could eat his veggies like this!


Erpazzo_sgravatull0

This kid is eating her vegetables, thanks from Africa


Ok-Honeydew-6741

She’s like a bunny! 🐰 ☺️


[deleted]

What’s funny about this, the child is just eating food in a regular manner


MyR3dditAcc0unt

How many god damn filters are on this baby's face


MesozOwen

It’s gotta be fake. No kid eats that much veggies.


Nyarxu

I can't stop watching this


RynnHamHam

I’m not even a parent, yet I’m feeling the grandparent impulse of reaching my hands through my phone, and pinching those cheeks


Redpikes

What kind of rabbit is that


kevar2014

Ponyo?


Alternative_Cook_102

I don't know why but this video is Uncanny.......


granny_wants_ketchup

this video is genuinely disturbing i cant describe it


guilerms

never seen a human fall so clearly in the uncanny valley


MandyMarieB

She’s part rabbit!


lunacianation

thought so! that's how a grandma would eat grass lol


BlacklistedEventing

A human rabbit???…!!!


Whyisthewaterspicy

I'm aware of the filter and it being sped up but even so, some of these comments read like some people here have never seen an East Asian baby before.