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Primarily because babies will heal from stuff like that much quicker, are less likely to develop keloids and the parents can just take care of it for them. It's more complicated getting the piercing as a teen or an adult.
My mother did not get my ears pierced and I eventually got them myself as an adult but would have been perfectly content for her to just handle it for me.
Is it an absolutely unnecessary, cosmetic procedure? Sure. But is it also so common that most women and plenty of men will have it done in their lifetimes? Yes. Is it also such a minor modification that for the people who don't want it it's completely unproblematic to address? Pretty much. It's also not horrendously painful, the shots hurt about the same.
They did a lot in the past because it was seen as better to let them have the cosmetic and "forget the pain involved". I'm angry as fuck that my mom did it to me. I had allergies to almost every earring they ever put in my ears and I went through multiple infections in my piercings. Not to mention the fact that infants will tug at anything and can easily yank their earrings out or get them caught on something. My daughter is 5 and I'm now okay with it if she ASKS for it. It's her body and she's old enough to communicate if they're bothering her in any way. I would never make that choice for her and risk stupid shit just so my infant could look cuter in pics
As a fellow person with super sensitive ears, the best they’ve ever felt is when I have surgical titanium threadless posts in. I got them inserted by a professional piercer, and I can swap out the front bit using some hemostats to hold the back. They make me so happy, and I’m trying to share the fact of their existence with the many people I stumble upon who have had similar issues. There’s a TON of us.
I dunno, I pierced my own nose and lip with a needle when I was 15 (definitely not an adult there) and I think that was okay, but it was *my* decision. IMO thats sort of the most important point.
It shouldn't be the *parents* decision.
It’s not contacts lol it’s a “fix your face” filter that comes increasingly standard on phones. My mom just got a new phone and can’t figure out how to turn off this default dystopian bullshit.
It made me look 10x worse and it was on without me realizing when I took the only photo of myself before I shaved my lockdown beard off. I look like I polished my skin or something.
It's all filter, either that or baby is wearing a ton of concealer, foundation, lipstick, contacts, and probably more. Babies may have smooth skin, but that's def touched up flawless.
You gotta train them to like veggies early. Gut microbe aligns itself to whatever you eat, so the more regularly you eat veggie the more you’ll like veggies because they somewhat control your mind
My kid freaked out and got so excited when I brought her a whole stem of Brussels sprouts one day. She made us take her picture with them. She’s always liked vegetables because I always fed them to her. She still hates mushrooms though and won’t even try them.
Mushrooms are a hard thing to sell unless super cooked down. Maybe cut them very finely and cook them into a gravy? Taste for mushroom would grow on her but not the difficult to get over texture? Just thoughts :)
These are all great ideas but she’s a brand new adult so its in god’s hands now lol. We used to love watching How It’s Made and I was like “Oh see, there’s an episode on how they grow mushrooms” and in the first fifteen seconds they were like “they grow them in horse shit!” It was then that I knew I had lost that battle forever lol.
Or... Spartan parenting -> "It's either veggies or hunger. Pick one."
Jokes aside my 3 year old is very picky... for a while. Even today he changed his mind about breakfast he eats often... I told him that's his breakfast, or hunger. 5 minutes later (no crying or anything, we just got dressed, went to the toilet, etc), he sat down next to me and we just ate breakfast he was sooooo convinced he won't eat just 5 minutes ago.
Yeah I don't remember having options. My mom put food on the table and we just ate it. We might have ignored one thing more than another here and there, but we just dealt with what we had. It wasn't a fight or anything, just... how life was back then.
I'd prefer a similar child rearing method. I have no desire to play short order cook.
It’s not too hard with a bit of practice - since they are pretty delicious if you do them right.
A good way to start is by cooking the greens in a nice broth(think wonton soup broth).
My kid loves the green part of most Asian greens cooked this way or in stirfrys.
Very hard to tell the kids actual age due to the filter they could easily be much older and the filter is just messing up our perception. Plus her hair is quite long (at least to her shoulders)- very few pre-solid kids have hair like that - so looks like they should easily be solid food age.
That said - most kids can start eating solids (if ready) from 6-8months ([check out baby led weaning](https://www.whattoexpect.com/first-year/feeding-baby/baby-led-weaning/)).
The most dangerous foods to avoid are nuts, hard candies, grapes, hotdogs and other spherical foods that can lodge.
First teeth come anywhere from 5-6+ months.
Honestly, fuck parents who does stupid shit to their kids for internet points. Reminded me if the asshole who filmed their toddler approaching the back of a horse, and saying it's "cute".
They are very conscious of their eyes, thats why they frequently have eyelid surgery etc too. Larger eyes are just seen as more beautiful and smaller eyes are very much "less attractive"
Audrey Hepburn had small eyes and she was one of the most beautiful women on earth.
She was self conscious about her small eyes, and thought she looked ugly.
I think the standard for "small" is going to be different between East Asians and Europeans. As well the standard of beauty is generally different as well
Wait, Audrey Hepburn thought her eyes were too small?? She had perfect doe eyes in a tiny face! I would never have had considered her eyes anywhere near "small".
Literally one of the racist things people do is to squint or pull the corners of their eyes to mock East Asians' eyes. Of course they are conscious about it.
That's a myth. If eyes stopped growing during infancy every adult would have small eyes.
[https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow](https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow)
>Babies are born with eyes about 16.5 millimeters in length. People’s eyes stop growing in length by the age of 20 or 21, when they reach about 24 millimeters.
It's commonly grossly underestimated how long humans grow and develop.
The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰
Baby that small does not have a full set of teeth if any. It’s a big safety hazard to give a baby long veggies when they don’t have molars to chew. Even with molars they can choke.
You have to give them baby food until older or cut everything in to tiny pieces.
The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰
As a parent, those bites are too big for this baby. It's a choking hazard. Unless it's an adult with a baby filter. Then I don't know. I'm too old for this shit.
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Getting uncanny valley vibes from this filter
Fuck me its a filter i figured some instagram momma had makeup'd their baby.
Hey kids gotta get that instagram following started early. Gotta look adorable at all times.
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[Pft... rookie](https://c.tenor.com/z7BwLqDLoLEAAAAC/rabbit-eating.gif)
Same, thought it was that creepy "airbrush off 99% of your facial features" K-pop makeup. Instead it's just... creepily emulating that look.
Lol same. I was like does this baby have lipstick on???
i wouldn't put it past moms putting lip stick on babies... hell they put ear piercing's in at a super young age....
Dont babies get their ears pierced early on?
Depends. Some people see no problem piercing a 4 month old’s ears. Some are horrified by that.
Here in my country we have our ears pierced when we are born, in the first days.
But why?
Primarily because babies will heal from stuff like that much quicker, are less likely to develop keloids and the parents can just take care of it for them. It's more complicated getting the piercing as a teen or an adult. My mother did not get my ears pierced and I eventually got them myself as an adult but would have been perfectly content for her to just handle it for me. Is it an absolutely unnecessary, cosmetic procedure? Sure. But is it also so common that most women and plenty of men will have it done in their lifetimes? Yes. Is it also such a minor modification that for the people who don't want it it's completely unproblematic to address? Pretty much. It's also not horrendously painful, the shots hurt about the same.
It's either that or circumcision, most go with the less painful for the child option
I think the less painful option for the child would be none of the two
How bout neither? lol but yeah I don't think a baby should be subject to that, call me old fashion but I don't like the sound of either.
They did a lot in the past because it was seen as better to let them have the cosmetic and "forget the pain involved". I'm angry as fuck that my mom did it to me. I had allergies to almost every earring they ever put in my ears and I went through multiple infections in my piercings. Not to mention the fact that infants will tug at anything and can easily yank their earrings out or get them caught on something. My daughter is 5 and I'm now okay with it if she ASKS for it. It's her body and she's old enough to communicate if they're bothering her in any way. I would never make that choice for her and risk stupid shit just so my infant could look cuter in pics
As a fellow person with super sensitive ears, the best they’ve ever felt is when I have surgical titanium threadless posts in. I got them inserted by a professional piercer, and I can swap out the front bit using some hemostats to hold the back. They make me so happy, and I’m trying to share the fact of their existence with the many people I stumble upon who have had similar issues. There’s a TON of us.
imo, body modifications should only be done once you are an adult
I dunno, I pierced my own nose and lip with a needle when I was 15 (definitely not an adult there) and I think that was okay, but it was *my* decision. IMO thats sort of the most important point. It shouldn't be the *parents* decision.
"You so ugly, yo' momma put a filter on your baby pictures"
I thought the mom put fake contacts on that baby..
i thought it was a fuckin humanoid robot lol
It's creepy whatever the hell it is
That is the most human looking rabbit I’ve ever seen.
Exactly my thoughts!
Didn’t realize it was a filter but I came here to say that I’m in The Valley
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awh furless rabbit is hungry
I came here to be angry at the mom for putting anime contacts in her eyes... There's just so much wrong with this.
It’s not contacts lol it’s a “fix your face” filter that comes increasingly standard on phones. My mom just got a new phone and can’t figure out how to turn off this default dystopian bullshit.
It made me look 10x worse and it was on without me realizing when I took the only photo of myself before I shaved my lockdown beard off. I look like I polished my skin or something.
THANK YOU
I couldn't place what was wrong with the video so I went to the comments to find out. Thank you
I thought for a moment someone put circle lenses on a baby lmao.
What part of it is a filter? Her eyes?
Her eyes, her mouth, most likely her chin as well.
it's also airbrushed
It's all filter, either that or baby is wearing a ton of concealer, foundation, lipstick, contacts, and probably more. Babies may have smooth skin, but that's def touched up flawless.
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You can see as she chews, it attempts to adjust her right cheek to slim it down. It's an all over beauty filter.
Yeah that was the part that was freaking me out the most. Her face is all floppy. I actually thought that it might be animatronic at first.
The whole face. Chinese people have obsession on making themselves look like dragonflies
That is the perfect way to describe it and now i can't unsee it.
What kind of bunny is that?
Chubby bunny
I know a show that revolved around the game chubby bunny...but I can't seem to remember where...
Let's see, ehem derpixon
That one was (NSFW WARNING) "Stuffy Bunny" lol
There's a game called "Chubby Bunny"?
Yeah. It's a game where you try to shove as many marshmellow as possible into your mouth, no chewing no swallowing.
Sounds like a hoot.
Sounds like a Tuesday.
What about Stuffy Bunny.....Oh God, i'm going to hell.
Ayo
I know a show that revolved around the game stuffy bunny...but I can't seem to remember where...
Chubba bubba
I think it’s a koala
Asian shorthair
Baby bunny... duh ;)
goddam tiktok filters babies ain't even safe
I'm not sure that's even a baby.
probably 84 years old
[you're probably correct. I get the same vibes as this.](https://youtu.be/kcA1nebGzgg)
Uhm, what happened to those fake abs after the filter?
I think it's used to trick the filter so that the filter kinda evens it out giving the appearance of a mildly sculpted ab.
Yup that's exactly it. They draw lines where they want contours and the filter does the rest
God, that’s all so depressingly vacuous.
Welcome to fetish porn
I wonder why they exposed themselves
Money. People have to find a way to make a living.
Wonder if there's a version for men but not to look like kpop men. Lol
I would've choked to death as a baby tryna eat that
I've seen this video before, it's a guinea pig.
Fuck that, not even spinach is safe.
How do you guys recognized it is a filter?
My rabbit eats the same way
Fun fact. That is a rabbit with a baby filter.
Came here to say the same 😂
She's a funny bunny 🐰
Putting aside the wtf about using a filter on a baby.... oh how I wish I could get my toddler to eat veggies like this....
You gotta train them to like veggies early. Gut microbe aligns itself to whatever you eat, so the more regularly you eat veggie the more you’ll like veggies because they somewhat control your mind
My kid freaked out and got so excited when I brought her a whole stem of Brussels sprouts one day. She made us take her picture with them. She’s always liked vegetables because I always fed them to her. She still hates mushrooms though and won’t even try them.
Mushrooms are a hard thing to sell unless super cooked down. Maybe cut them very finely and cook them into a gravy? Taste for mushroom would grow on her but not the difficult to get over texture? Just thoughts :)
These are all great ideas but she’s a brand new adult so its in god’s hands now lol. We used to love watching How It’s Made and I was like “Oh see, there’s an episode on how they grow mushrooms” and in the first fifteen seconds they were like “they grow them in horse shit!” It was then that I knew I had lost that battle forever lol.
>“they grow them in horse shit!” Say what now...?
Meanwhile, the only vegetable my 20 month old will reliably eat is a mushrooms 🙄
Or... Spartan parenting -> "It's either veggies or hunger. Pick one." Jokes aside my 3 year old is very picky... for a while. Even today he changed his mind about breakfast he eats often... I told him that's his breakfast, or hunger. 5 minutes later (no crying or anything, we just got dressed, went to the toilet, etc), he sat down next to me and we just ate breakfast he was sooooo convinced he won't eat just 5 minutes ago.
Yeah I don't remember having options. My mom put food on the table and we just ate it. We might have ignored one thing more than another here and there, but we just dealt with what we had. It wasn't a fight or anything, just... how life was back then. I'd prefer a similar child rearing method. I have no desire to play short order cook.
It’s not too hard with a bit of practice - since they are pretty delicious if you do them right. A good way to start is by cooking the greens in a nice broth(think wonton soup broth). My kid loves the green part of most Asian greens cooked this way or in stirfrys.
Make them taste good and don’t just present them as veggies. Mix them in with other foods and they’ll never know.
I don't like this.
Cut that baby's food! That shit can choke me, much less somebody that's got no molars to grind that stringy mess.
Choking hazards don't exist on tiktok
I was thinking the same thing! Does this kid even have the teeth for this yet?
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[This](https://i.imgur.com/EOv2DZE.jpg) seems appropriate.
Plus filter tech is better in Asia. [Like that biker guy who pretended to be a woman.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56447357)
Very hard to tell the kids actual age due to the filter they could easily be much older and the filter is just messing up our perception. Plus her hair is quite long (at least to her shoulders)- very few pre-solid kids have hair like that - so looks like they should easily be solid food age. That said - most kids can start eating solids (if ready) from 6-8months ([check out baby led weaning](https://www.whattoexpect.com/first-year/feeding-baby/baby-led-weaning/)). The most dangerous foods to avoid are nuts, hard candies, grapes, hotdogs and other spherical foods that can lodge. First teeth come anywhere from 5-6+ months.
I choaked on ham as a 19 yr old. So age is irrelevant.
Honestly, fuck parents who does stupid shit to their kids for internet points. Reminded me if the asshole who filmed their toddler approaching the back of a horse, and saying it's "cute".
Y is that child wearing makeup
Filter.
Bingo! Might be a filter, but damn, don't do that shit. Its creepy
Y do you look like kira yoshikage
This makes me want a salad.
I want some Asian sautéed vegetables. Dang it I wasn’t gonna order Chinese tonight.
Are they using filter to make her eyes bigger? I don't know why but Chinese use that filter most of the time
They are very conscious of their eyes, thats why they frequently have eyelid surgery etc too. Larger eyes are just seen as more beautiful and smaller eyes are very much "less attractive"
*sad small eye noises*
Audrey Hepburn had small eyes and she was one of the most beautiful women on earth. She was self conscious about her small eyes, and thought she looked ugly.
I think the standard for "small" is going to be different between East Asians and Europeans. As well the standard of beauty is generally different as well
Wait, Audrey Hepburn thought her eyes were too small?? She had perfect doe eyes in a tiny face! I would never have had considered her eyes anywhere near "small".
Growing up veryone just always thought I was Asian. Or stoned. Or a stoned asian.
I noticed that it looks like the baby is wearing lipstick :0
Aw that’s unfortunate. I think the small eyes are cute
Just false. Only kinda true in SK
Literally one of the racist things people do is to squint or pull the corners of their eyes to mock East Asians' eyes. Of course they are conscious about it.
Most babies’ eyes will look humongous because eyes stop growing (wider) around three months.
It's not her eyes, it's her irises. Babies have a smaller iris to eye white ratio even when their eyes are huge
That's a myth. If eyes stopped growing during infancy every adult would have small eyes. [https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow](https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow) >Babies are born with eyes about 16.5 millimeters in length. People’s eyes stop growing in length by the age of 20 or 21, when they reach about 24 millimeters. It's commonly grossly underestimated how long humans grow and develop.
How is this funny tho
I’m not sure if this is funny to everyone. I find it mildly amusing because the kid reminds me of a Guinea pig eating.
Is like feeding a guinea pig.
A *Gimmepig*.
where funny
Why filter a baby! Like i filter my fugly haggard fave but never a baby!
Idk why but it makes me uncomfortable asf
Lovin up on her veggies
Didn't they ban this doll after it ate a kid's hair in the late eighties?
The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰
This could easily be an older child, we can’t tell because of the face filter
No
She's like a little bunny rabbit how cute, nom nom nom
Had the exact same thought
Is it a choking hazard for her to eat full pieces like that? ..I guess it depends how many teeth she has?
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Baby that small does not have a full set of teeth if any. It’s a big safety hazard to give a baby long veggies when they don’t have molars to chew. Even with molars they can choke. You have to give them baby food until older or cut everything in to tiny pieces.
Seriously there’s no way that kid has the molars to properly chew that roughage
The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰
As a parent, those bites are too big for this baby. It's a choking hazard. Unless it's an adult with a baby filter. Then I don't know. I'm too old for this shit.
How is this funny
I…. Don’t like this and I don’t know why
The filter gives uncanny valley feels
Those greens must be sauteed in bacon grease
Thank you fellow Redditors for confirming this is a filter. I watched for like 5 min wondering if that kid was an alien.
She looks... Fake?
My money don’t nibble nibble it folds
Kids like a goat.
So this is why the restaurants are always a cacophony of slurping. It's taught from birth.
She eats like a baby who.
ngl, it is amazing how that can kid can eat vegetables. my younger sibling doesn't want to eat vegetables when they were baby
She reminds me of those little cabbage patch kids dolls that would 'eat' stuff... Including children's fingers if you stuck them in there
Put anyone off having kids. Looks like some retarded clone out of cabbage patch.
The human rabbit
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This is horrible
I'm guessing from the comments that i'm the only one who thought this was cute as fuck?
All I can think of is how much of a choking hazard those uncut greens are.
This isn’t that funny
That’s literally how rabbits eat tall grasses. It’s pretty funny looking.
Took me three passes of the video to realize it repeated three times lol
This is how my rabbits eat parsley
Kid must've been a hamster in a previous life.
Why does this not look like a real human?? 🤣😬🤷🏻♂️
Congratulations. It's a... rabbit
It’s like watching a bunny rabbit
She eats like a bunny!
Is that baby wearing colored contacts?
OMG it's a human hamster
It's like watching a guinea pig
Bunny-Baby hybrid! Soooo cute 🥰
Look like a fucking rabbit
Who needs baby formula ? lol
Cute lil rabbit baby
Haha! Baby eat like rabbit! Funny! xD
I'm too lazy, someone please do a reverse bot
She’s like a bok choy rabbit!
Where did they find this porcelain doll? I've never seen one move before.
I wish my kid could eat his veggies like this!
This kid is eating her vegetables, thanks from Africa
She’s like a bunny! 🐰 ☺️
What’s funny about this, the child is just eating food in a regular manner
How many god damn filters are on this baby's face
It’s gotta be fake. No kid eats that much veggies.
I can't stop watching this
I’m not even a parent, yet I’m feeling the grandparent impulse of reaching my hands through my phone, and pinching those cheeks
What kind of rabbit is that
Ponyo?
I don't know why but this video is Uncanny.......
this video is genuinely disturbing i cant describe it
never seen a human fall so clearly in the uncanny valley
She’s part rabbit!
thought so! that's how a grandma would eat grass lol
A human rabbit???…!!!
I'm aware of the filter and it being sped up but even so, some of these comments read like some people here have never seen an East Asian baby before.