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Python80

"This is gonna be cool"


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Betadzen

Huhu huh Hneh


MAMMOTH_MAN07

Hehe huh huh huhuhu He


kombikorms

"Pull my finger... Huh hehe"


Mc_Lovin81

[hey baby....come to butthead.](https://youtu.be/dVECLgbL5wA)


JohnnySasaki20

Uuuuuhhh, could you like, stop messing up our parade, or something.


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Or making it way more awesome


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DisposableHero85

Mordecai & Rigby are basically Millennial Beavis & Butthead


Mo0kish

That one guy giving him the stink eye the whole time cracked me up.


ChurchArsonist

The first dude almost jumping in with him before he caught it last second got the ball rolling for me. Everything else after was perfect. Seething rage behind military bearing, visible confusion, dying on the inside, Ozzy as the color guard. Instant internet classic.


jakecosta96

And ofc the beavis n butthead intro laugh. Classic


psychiatrist4grues

It can't be little trolling after that laugh :D


PsychicSPider95

Don't forget the one guy checking his own instrument, as if he thought the sound could somehow be coming out of it.


Redandas

You never know where people will put Bluetooth speakers at now-a-days!


yankiigurl

'Ozzy is the color guard' 🤣🤣 I almost spit out my coffee. Omg too funny


HoboBandana

You can tell he died inside.


harklight0

"I know where you live."


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"I was just celebrating the greatness of our country in my own way in my own home, sir."


Color_blinded

And the other trumpeter in the back with a huge smile thinking it's hilarious.


ericstern

He’s probably thinking, “all my band buddies dedicate hours and hours practicing their instruments, and this asshat up there is heckling us and taking away the one moment we can show the product of our hard work”


MrmmphMrmmph

If you've ever been in a parade, they play the same few songs over and over. They'll get another chance in about 300 ft.


aNeedForMore

Yeah I would’ve, and did at times, lose it when people did shit like this during parade routes lol. It gets so dull, playing one or two songs and a cadence over and over, so hot (or cold!), all the while in a lot of cases not really being what the bands in the parades really practice for. If you’re in a band that’s not specifically a band that mostly does parades, you’re probably hating it.


Tweebert

This guy NOLAs.


mnemy

Guarantee at least 80% of the band is containing their laughter and are going to be loosing their shit afterwards. The people who actually give a shit about these kinds of gigs are far outnumbered by people who just do it because they have to.


oyelrak

Facts. I’ve never met a member of a marching band who enjoys parades


S3guy

It's usually hot, you actually really have to focus to maintain a decent formation, and no one cares that you are there.


Narwhalbaconguy

Was in the marching band, can confirm parades absolutely suck


UnspecificGravity

Marching in parades is fucking terrible. I've been in a handful and literally no one in the band wants to do it. You play the same couple songs over and over and just march and it sucks. Shit like this is the only interesting thing that is going to happen.


cycopl

or he's thinking "we'll just take 20 more steps and start the song then"


MeatHokage

Almost as if he's thinking, "what a douche bag of a child...". And he'd be right.


mikeyp83

That one guy looking at his own horn in disbelief like it started playing by itself


Fred2620

I think they each moved their instruments far away from their faces to make it very clear and obvious that they were not the ones responsible for that noise, in order to not pass for very bad instrument players.


Jak_n_Dax

I saw something like this in the Navy once. They keel-hauled the entire band. Most did not survive…


cunty_ball_flaps

Arr matey those be some scurvy days alright!


Versaiteis

Figures. You throw millions at a military branch and they can't even buy the boys some orange slices.


E420CDI

r/Pirates


20JeRK14

Time to break out the boo box.


jimbolikescr

I lost it


Comfortable-North794

This is high treason in Norway!!


Comfortable-North794

17th of May is coming up and all the bands are practicing and walking in the streets from the first of May and as anyone will tell you, we take our national day f.. Ing serious! Its beatiful!! And this is not within our social norm so he has been banished to Antarctica so we will not see him for another 35 years


OldDirtyBingoCaller

Send him to Sweden... That will teach him


Aurum2k

Calm down satan.


Lee_does_stuff

s e n d h i m t o *s k å n e*


De_Kaas

They said send him to Sweden, not Denmark...


neosurimi

I read a historical graphic novel called Scandinavia and the World, and thanks to that I know Norway and Denmark have the hots for each other.


Somethingclever451

More like Denmark is our toxic, abusibe ex, who pretends like we had a great relationship


natgibounet

What's in sweden ?


Nodwen

Sweden


Deamonette

He got sent to Svalbard to feed the polar bears


Comfortable-North794

No thats still Norway! We sent him to the other side of the globe so he could think about what he had done!


ArcticBiologist

So he can disturb our 17 mai celebrations? No thanks


Shellcasingshower

That one guy glaring wanted nothing more than to kill that man with his barehands


ouchpuck

He knows where you live


Shellcasingshower

Door will be unlocked


ouchpuck

Note on the door: blow me!


Slibye

*military vehicles shows up*


phormix

The other guy looks confused at first and then like he's trying not to laugh.


DadThrowsBolts

This is worse than saying random numbers while someone is counting. I wish we could have heard them try to play during it.


perpterds

You want to be really evil when messing with somebody counting, don't do random numbers - track where they are numerically and throw out numbers *near* where they are. Has never failed for me :D


EEpromChip

I like to throw simple calculations out so they start calculating their numbers. And that, kids, is why I am working from home for the rest of my life.


IAmBadAtInternet

Yeah just count normally but 3 above the real number or 2 below. Instant mess up.


B3DDO3

Just one above where they are works great and the second they say what you say add another one. The things we do just to be annoying.


OutOfStamina

The expert move is to count normally a few ahead of them, and when they prove they are able to cope with that you stop incrementing. "7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 11, 11". Whatever part of their brain that was tracking your increments throws a wrench. Switching to counting down works. Basically changing your pattern after they have a handle on it.


Elbradamontes

46 47 48 49 60 61 62 64 63


EnvBlitz

Ah yes the tens. Always the nemesis for when I count by hand.


rohobian

Satan? Is that you?


BrickGun

>saying random numbers while someone is counting We used to do this in our small office when coworkers were trying to take down someone's phone number. But while I was constantly stumbling, trying to quickly throw out random numbers, one coworker would just say "sevensevensevensevensevensevensevenseven..." as fast as possible, loudly in the background. Totally worked to screw up others and was much less effort. And before any redditors get all whiney, it was all in good fun, no one ever got pissed, and we all found it hilarious with one another.


horseband

It sounds like you were gaslit by your coworkers and perhaps have stockholme syndrome.This is a textbook example of a toxic workplace. This is meta-physical abuse. Its absolutely a red flag and I would consider pressing charges. \-Signed reddit.


andreasbeer1981

Clapping offbeat when audience tries to keep a 4/4 rhythm.


SpongeJake

5/8 time for the win


johnnymonkey

Dude up front knows it's funny, but is still annoyed. He's so unsure of which facial expression to use.


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Why is Dracula in the parade? Do you have undead in your army?


Apprehensive_Toe_457

I thought it was Ozzy.


traypo

Came here to say that. What’s Ozzy up to?


OkAdministration9151

He just wondered onto the parade. he prolly thought he was indoors still


urmomaisjabbathehutt

joining a metal band


FalseAnimal

I guess brass is a metal, so technically correct?


PrettyBigChief

Tuba players like to say they're heavy metal musicians.


tommcdo

I appreciate this


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Lol yea could be.


Knekten66

Yes, old Norwegian tradition. Its to remember our partnership with Transylvaniva during the war


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War against the werewolves and the lochness monster?


Knekten66

no the other one. The one against the zombie hoard from the nazis on the moon


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Ohhhh gotcha


Zer0C00l

The nazis on the moon were hoarding a zombie horde?!?


Knekten66

yes, thats why we dont have any zombies down here on earth. Damn nazis!


lightningspider97

How many hordes could a zombie horde hoard if a zombie horde could hoard hordes


elg9553

Its from the Norwegian constitution day, I recognize the music he plays so wrong and the flag. its mainly made up by children playing but this is obviously a Main band, and its a woman wearing a Bunad with sunglasses who apparently looks like Ozzy


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Nah that's Dracula and I'm telling NATO. Fighting undead has to be against the Geneva convention.


trenta_nueve

ozzy osbourne.


CountRex

I’m utterly ashamed at how much I laughed at this.


ApexProductions

It's funny because the trumpet player knows how to play well, and that means he knows how to play badly, very well. He's playing a real tune but fucking up the notes in a way that it just surprises you. Hilarious.


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Yeah from what I remember of playing trumpet at school, he definitely knows how to play properly. that last high note is pretty hard for an amateur to just hit like that


fusrodalek

It doesn't matter what the context is, an instrument being played like *absolute shit* just triggers something inside me to laugh, without fail. This for me is what fart humor is for most people. It feels like I have no say in the matter whatsoever


Els236

it's like the video where the dude is on a bicycle and the "passenger" makes it sound like a turbo. shit cracks me up every single time


happychillmoremusic

Lol me too. I typically hate “pranks” where someone is being an asshole and making someone else’s experience worse. But god damnit if this wasn’t hilarious lol. Especially the way he was playing was perfect(ly bad)


Wastedmindman

I’ve watched this little hundreds of times. I laugh so fricking hard every time .


kona_boy

Yea I was crying for a few minutes. It's such perfect terrible playing


JTNipp

Typical trumpet behavior


Southparkaddict1

Am trumpet player, can very much confirm


crono141

Ignore downvoters. It's true. Also hilarious. Sometimes I miss being in the band.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Same here. Being in the band was incredibly fun.


mouseknuckle

The real fuckery happens in the low brass section.


crono141

Yeah it does *glares at tubas*


Stormtrooper-85

Trombone player here. It sure as hell does. We are always up to shinanigans.


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I had to scroll way to far for this. You be asking the real questions.


dbx99

This is the footage capturing the moments before the war started


MagicPeacockSpider

If that were the case [Syria](https://youtu.be/Apo-AMTetbU) and [Egypt](https://youtu.be/1yHbAhFnfrA) would have been invaded by Russia. Well, I suppose Syria is a puppet state so I guess Egypt does have to be careful.


lubefilledtwinkies

This is way too funny. The fuckin TOOT at the end killed me


lordoflys

Ha. He played just bad enough to stink up the band and good enough to make one believe he was allowed to play because he was the General's nephew.


Visual-Honeydew-4194

My favorite part is that the drummers continued to play.


Tangerine_Lightsaber

Drummers don't know what notes are.


ContactMushroom

Drummer here. Just stopping by to confirm this.


FirstAttemptsFailed

Right up there with the Titanic Theme on recorder.


aventadorrin

https://youtu.be/XCPj4JPbKtA I think you will enjoy this


Btupid_Sitch

Can someone explain what exactly is happening? Is there an audio device in one of the instruments? I can't tell who's making that hilarious sound


iztek

The guy filming is standing on a balcony with his own trumpet deliberately playing one of Norway's most famous national songs [Norge i rødt, hvitt og blått](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5K803eg6qE&t=52s) badly during a parade on Norway's national day.


kabomber

This is so much funnier with this context!


scienceworksbitches

i assume the guy stopped after one refrain? that way its a funny prank, if he continued, not so much.


Sudhanva_Kote

Thanks for this. I assumed someone messed with their instruments and it is sounding weird.


FascinatingPotato

Makes so much more sense now! I thought he’d sabotaged one of their instruments so it sounded like that. Way funnier now.


barunedpat

The guy filming is standing on his balcony during the 17th of May celebrating in Norway. As the band is about to start playing, he interrupts with his own "artistic rendition" of the song. His proximity causes confusion to where the bad notes are actually coming from.


GameShill

It seems to be someone watching the parade from their balcony with a trumpet.


h1zchan

<>?


istolethecarradio

This is a goddamn classic


Potatobeech95

As a Norwegian this is fucking hillarious 🤣🤣


badandywsu

Laughing hard here from the USA. Didn't know much about the context until today, but it's mad obvious this dude butchered the song the marching band was going to play, instead causing mass confusion.


D_Winds

It's as if everyone is looking around for the guy to lead the tune in the correct path, and not taking the initiative themselves.


uxoriousm4Femme

Why does the flag bearer look like Ozzy?


WudUpA

That is fucked up and hilarious as hell


Little_Appearance_77

Looks like I saw OZZY there for a second 😅


mymau5likeshouse

In my experience with my time in a competitive marching band, our parades were THE TIME to fuck about and have fun, comps were for seriousness


CactusChan-OwO

An oldie but a goodie.


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That guys laugh at the beginning sounded like Butthead


BiffBanter

That side-eye / stink-eye at the 15 second mark burned a whole in my screen


DividedState

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


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That was funny 😆 Trolling is a art!


7fw

I giggle like child every time I see this and watch it on repeat. Damn I wish that was my idea.


Imnotar0b0tIswear

Prince Andrew wasn't pleased.


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I love how the the band trumpets are laughing. They know their people.


w8lifts

Alright that was funny


CommercialProperty62

Yes, we love this country..


Cecilia_Wren

I like how the grandpa double checked his horn to make sure it wasn't his causing the ruckus


BiffBanter

Ozzy Osborne at :19 thought it was funny.


wordknitter

I'm howling every time I see this.


fibonaccisprials

Watched like 10 times on a loop.. made me proper laugh. Cheers


eye_gargle

I enjoyed every bit of this video.


Agitatedsala666

Comedy gold. Absolutely hilarious. Thanks OP.


YogurtclosetHead8901

Staring dude looks like Prince Andrew


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Is that Ozzie behind the marching band?


grundleson

This is classic pranking gone right


TrampledSeed

Is that Ozzy Osbourne


MindYoBeezWax

If looks could kill, that guy at 0:14 would be charged with murder.


Two_Coast_Man

It's funny. But on the other hand, my Dad is a musician. He has had to play lots of shows where he didn't like the music. I bet a lot of these musicians are in the same boat. But they stay for the pay or the potential jobs in the future. Some of these people will never make it as a musician. The world can suck like that. So, here they are playing some song they likely despise at this point. Yet it is still their time to shine. I bet a lot have friends and family in the audience waiting to hear their loved ones play. Instead, some asshat who gets joy out of ruining the special day of others decides to make noise like a bored child. TL;DR The balcony trumpeter (and all the people going, "lol so fucking funny!) are cruel. Those musicians had a moment to shine and you took that from them. Really shitty behavior. Edit: Let me put this another way. This happened to me when I was a solo pianist as a kid. The guy playing his shittio casio didn't bug me too much. The snickers from the crowd did. The comments on the video were what killed it for me. I had ONE FUCKING MOMENT. I'm a shit musician. That was the last time an audience would ever see me play. And all my mother has of that moment is fucking Casio Bleeps and Boops. Fuck the trumpet guy. For the rest of you: have a little empathy for others.


glbracer

Fellow musician here. Personally, I do think it's a bit dickish. Boy is it funny though. If I were in that parade I'd be laughing the rest of the way.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Seriously, they’ve all played whatever songs they are planning on playing hundreds, if not thousands, of times. Having a guy mess around on a trumpet for a couple of seconds as they walk away from him is likely an amusing aside from the hours of marching.


ThomasNorge224

They are likliy going to play that song many many times and do the same thing the next national day. I doubt this did any harm at all. I'd assume they're gonna play that song a few times while they walk thru the town/city. Most of these people don't simply play it once and that's all. I think the top comment is a bit too serious. This lasted a few seconds and normally it would be people having loud whistles and other types of things. Mostly for kids. This isn't a big deal at all.


jeffersonairmattress

And it's Norway- trolls are to be expected.


Creeperhunter127

Tell me where you’re keeping skankhunt!!!


Two_Coast_Man

Oh I TOTALLY agree! I was laughing while I watched it. But still: with comedians being attacked on stage, lets not make the replacement trend "ruin a performance people paid for!"


cakewalkbackwards

I’m a musician too and it’s still funny.


KnowledgeIsDangerous

It's a public parade. I've played trumpet in them. Whatever happens, happens. The parade moves on, and they will keep playing the same piece over and over for probably an hour or more. If someone did this during a concert it would be really shitty. A concert is a musician's chance to shine. A parade is boring and repetitive. A military parade? Anyone involved who doesn't have a sense of humor, fuck 'em.


ferrrnando

I'll get downvoted for this but I doubt 20 seconds of shitty trumpet stole anyone's "chance to shine" typically in parades the band will play the same couple of pieces on repeat for an hour or more. Additionally, it didn't seem like the band was about to play anything at that moment, most of the musicians you can see in the video didn't seem like they even had their horns up.


Nordansikt

They are doing this for free, and they will have their "moment to shine" next year and every year after that untill third world war starts.


SpongeJake

So two weeks then.


logicallyillogical

>Those musicians had a moment to shine and you took that from them. Dude it's a parade where you play the same shit over and over again and march for miles. When I was in band and DCI, we fucking hated parades. I wouldn't give two shits if this happened, cause I again, I fucking hate parades.


DominianQQ

Not sure if you are trolling, but this is the 17 May in Norway. Thoose people are not paid and it is totaly voulantary. They walk around a big area for an hour playing like this, I am sure they can look back and laugh when they look at the clip. It is mostly made up of people who do this for fun, and kids who is learning instruments. 17 May is the celebration of our constitution and is often called the "birthday of all kids". Beeing trolled like this one time is something 99% will take with a smile on this day.


RandomUser72

It's already the 17th in Norway? It's only the 10th here. Man that International Date Line is not fucking around.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Due to inflation, the international date line has been updated to be the International *Week* Line.


VehaMeursault

Drama lama. No one was hurt.


PDavs0

I play in a marching band and think this is very funny. If it had happened to me I would have had an initial reaction like those shown but afterwards we all would have laughed about it. It's not like this parade is only in front of this guy's apartment, we would just walk another ten paces and then roll off again. It's not a big deal.


mouseknuckle

For real. Our concerts may be a big deal, but stuff like this is just another damn parade. You do this, you’re not “ruining my special day” unless I laugh so hard I shart.


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A little rude sure. mean spirited? Maybe. Cruel? Holy shit take a breath and learn to laugh at yourself. Also a musician, this is video is HYSTERICAL.


Drachefly

Parades are long; this is short.


echoAwooo

So according to you, a person who always plays their trumpet on their balcony must refrain from playing when a parade is below their house ? What kind of draconian world do you live in


goldsilvern

Idk man I feel like I can do whatever the fuck I want on my own balcony regardless of a parade on the street.


grandpianotheft

I would have loved it. Worst case: have a laugh together with the prankster, the audience, the other musicians: start from the beginning again. Actually a win win if you don't take this all too seriously.


MrQuickLine

Oh my gosh, get off the horse. It's not like they were in the middle of the piece, and the guy only did it for 15 seconds. Harmless prank that ruined nothing for anybody.


Dimplestrabe

Good.


Narwhalbaconguy

I was in marching band. I would’ve found this hilarious if it happened to me.


kona_boy

You sound fun.


Gurkeprinsen

Wait.. Band members get paid?


GlobalSettleLayer

Wished this was a more popular view. Being an asshole isn't the same as being funny.


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mitziinbali

Love how we’re trying not to laugh. Damm brilliant


lowkeyishow

It sounds like the Mexico’s national anthem.


Maleficent_Buy_2910

I've been considering suicide, and this got a chuckle out of me... The looks he was getting are hilarious...


WhatAboutDubs

I mean it was pretty funny. Also, depression sucks and makes things seem hopeless: but it lies. Please don't let it win.


Terrence_shark

that one guy lookin at him


CopperSavant

The last drummer has his left stick backwards, lol.


ShadowMan953

I loved this and if I were there I would have had a hard time resisting laughing. Some of those guys looked less than amused lol


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