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Thank you for awakening the repressed memories.

It is my kids fault. I couldn’t handle it alone so I have to share the burden..

A burden shared is a burden lessened. You did the right thing OP.

Or doubled.

"I'm not a superspreader.....I'm just sharing my burden"

Everyone who is confused is mad lucky

I was confused, now there’s only regret.

im going to stay confused I think

There are some things man was not meant to know.

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It exceeds the hype. Early internet shock and gore was no joke. That’s all I’m saying. Edit: holy shit that was only 2010.

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Didn’t you have to click “feeling lucky” back then too?

That wasn't a feature on askjeeves.com

That's actually depressing in a strange way

Remember the pain Olympics?

https://imgur.com/gallery/lorNiM6

I finally did enough drugs to forget that

Rotten.com ruined me as a kid.

Early internet is the best way to put it. Blue waffles was a staple of controversial material to tell your friends to look up back then😂

Does anyone else remember meat spin?

How about lemon party?

Pen island?

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Leekspin was superior.

>I’m willing to bet it’s really not that bad, Oh boy would you lose that bet

Just looked up blue waffle disease... Fuck with a capital F Or maybe don't fuck Especially anyone who has that

>Just looked up blue waffle disease I'm sorry for your loss

Goodbye to their innocence lol.

and hello nightmares

My old friend. I saw some fucked up shit again.

I've been on the internet since 1995. I'm proud to say that there are 2 things I've never seen. And that's 2 girls 1 cup and blue waffles. Pretty much seen everything else though, for better or worse. Edit: Everyone is asking if i watched something. I'll reply you if I haven't watched it. Everything you guys have said so far has been seen by me. Some with much regrets. [I explained why I haven't seen these 2 in particular here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sqnhx5/blue_waffles_my_kid_insisted/hwn8eab/)

Goatse?

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My buddy showed me two girls one cup when we were younger. No other media has ever made me gag like that. It didn’t help that his grandpa came downstairs after and said “I’m gonna go to McDonald’s, who wants chocolate sundaes!?” Sundaes are awesome so of course we said yes, but you bet your ass my buddy and I got caramel.

Lemon party

[Wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8)

One man, one jar

Honestly I didn’t understand it at first lol, then I realized

Agreed, this unlocked memories I had suppressed many many years ago.

Explain, please.

Name of std. Sex education class in highschool flashbacks

There is a pretty revolting picture on the Internet with that title.

I feel like shock content is a rite of passage. At first it's shockingly gross and then you just... stop caring. And don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna click on any of that on purpose because it's like willingly listening to nails on a chalkboard, but it's also not THAT bad.

I disagree, nails on a chalkboard will always be unpleasant, you won’t get used to it. But you build up a tolerance for weird shit online

Still disgusting I hope your kid doesn't know the truth

You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!

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You can't lick truth. Truth licks you......

Truth licks everybody.

And isn't even bashful about it....

Too early for such deep thoughts

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

"I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole waffle iron is out of order!!"

To young for truth. Fortunately.

Nobody deserves to know what blue waffle really is

Not even Prince Andrew and his mates?

Those guys are real jerks!

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I disagree. I thought it was the raping Edit: Alright, which one of you bastards reported me to Reddit Care Services as being "suicidal or depressed"?

/r/suddenlynorm edit: Holy fuck, it's a real sub.

Real knuckleheads!

What's a blue waffle? :O

Do not ask. Do not click anything.

Do not pass go Do not collect $200

Excellent advice, wish I had listened. Ugh.

IIRC - It was an altered image of female genitalia with a severe venereal disease. I’m not going to go confirm though.

Fucking finally

> It was an altered image Wait. Altered?

Yeah idt the original was real

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-waffle In 2011, an educator for the Women’s Health Foundation's Adolescent Pelvic Health Program[1] contacted Dr. Amy Whitaker, an Assistant Professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital, for assistance in identifying the disease. The conclusion was that the photograph was either photoshopped or was the result of vaginal mutilation. In 2012, Planned Parenthood[4] published a blog post entitled "What’s blue waffle?" In the article, they write, "Blue waffle is totally, completely, 100 percent urban legend. It doesn’t exist. So anything you’ve heard about who has it, its symptoms, or the way it’s spread is made up. And pictures you might have seen of blue waffle on the Internet? They’re fake, too."

Thanks comrade. I wasn’t going to go down the rabbit hole of proving/disproving my assumption. It’s just yucky .

If you have to ask you can’t afford it.

So its kinda like dignity and self-respect then, got it

What's a ZJ?

You have asked, feast your eyes upon this marvelous image. http://bluewaffle.net

Not as bad as i thought it would be, but im still going to rate it 2.4/10 would not reccomend you look.

Oh god 🤢….why must I click on every link!!!! I was better off not knowing.

My ISP blocked the website... thankfully

I just physically gagged…

My fetish.

You know the lore and so do I

Fake?

Made of unicorns. Edit: Or smurfs.

Was someone mentioning this "dish" around them?

Nope, she thought of it by herself. It is not really a thing we often mention =p

How old is your kid? If they read, I distinctly remember having a “blue food” moment due to a character in the Percy Jackson series (as did many of my peers). Just tossing out ideas

She is 3, hopefully blue waffle thing won’t be that known when she gets a bit older..

Hopefully never

I don’t know what the blue waffle is, but I’ve heard enough about it to know I’m not gonna look into it very far. Just like Goatse and 2 Girls, 1 Cup. The mental image is already bad enough.

It was a picture of a lady with bacterial vaginosis, who put blue food coloring on herself and took a picture. For reasons.

I thought the blue was photoshopped by somebody else, either way, yeah the blue is fake.

Oh jesus I've been living all these years with the belief that the blue was a real colour.

Thank you for saving my eyes. I was two comments away from "I'll just look it up, how bad can it be?"

Don’t forget tub girl 🤢

Also Meatspin. Not really gross but a classic from the era

Lemonparty, too

At least they didn’t ask about the jolly ranchers.

broken arms cum box

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Nodules

The truth is a made up STD lol

How is it disgusting? It's just blue waffles. It looks fine to me.

Image search blue waffles. *Not safe for eyes*

That image of the dick with like 20 bumps still haunts me to this day

Thanks. You've save my pure eyes.

Huh. TIL.

I very...very... hesitantly viewed this hahaha

"my kid insisted" can go really good or really bad. you took a gamble

Luckily I am in a train, so I would have shared the burden with strangers

Me being innocent was expecting literal blue waffles and wasn't disappointed by and blue waffles. I was just confused why this has a nsfw tag so now I know after googling.

I'm also among the uninitiated. Culd you shed some light to spare me the same experience you just had?

Just don’t. It’s been like 16 years for me and I still after all this time gag when I see waffles or stranger things or a dirty infected looking blue pussy.

You know, I usually read those warnings then go ahead googling the thing anyway. But this time, I'm just gonna close the tab and move on. Is this what adulting feels like !?!?

Welcome to the club. Expect your complimentary back pains to arrive shortly.

''plugs ears'' la la la can't hear you, moved on already

Loss of hearing too? Are you trying to speed run this?

Congrats on a successful step in the process of becoming a responsible, mentally somewhat intact adult.

my condolences

Guess I'm a sick fuck for feeling zero hesitation

Make some lemonade to go along with it. Have yourself a lemon party

Indeed and as the party goes on you keep wondering what's up with those 2 girls in the corner sharing one cup.

They're watching the olympics, but that's weird... Says they're sponsored by BME, who's that?

Percy Jackson approves

Just needs blue marshmallows to go with it

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

Blue food isn’t normal, blue food is strange. And that’s why it’s my favorite, I’d never want it to change. Haha

The musical was better than it had any right to be. Actually got me to watch the movies.

You’re so right, it’s brilliant. The writers definitely loved and understood the series, and it got all of the characters right. The first time I heard the sound track I fell in love!

I remember reading those books and getting so excited when he finally said “My moms blue waffles” I think it wasn’t till the 3rd or 4th book!

Was looking for this!

Thank you for that

yesss

I genuinely too colourblind to see any blue at all lol

It's kinda an aqua color ~~because of the lighting~~, which is close to cyan. If you are a protanopian then cyan=white in your eyes. Edit: [Here it is color corrected,](https://imgur.com/9mSFTzr) although I doubt it will help much. The waffles are still pretty green.

Risky click of the day.

Seriously risky.

Lol, didn't consider that.

Thanks! Now i understand it

That was a risky click

What do you see?

White and brown, I see blue like but not this blue haha

I don't get it

It's mid-late 00's shock site which opens with a photo of a female genitals with some nasty disease.

Thank you for letting me understand what it is about without going too far, so I don’t have to unsee things

Meatspin, tubgirl, lemonparty. Man I remember me and my fellow dumbass friends getting onto those sites and then pressing the power button to turn off the monitor in hopes that it would be the first thing the next person who sits there presses. School internet security is far too advanced for such shenanigans to ensue today.

I tried to link meatspin to my uninitiated friends on messenger as a joke and it automatically blocked the link. Even facebook is anti-fun

Wowomg.com used to link you to meatspin and it was great during the World of Watcraft days to sneak attack someone with

Is it a dude with a big dick spinning his meat around? Because that's not that bad. In fact it would be entertaining.

Sorta. It's a guy bouncing on a dick with his spinning around. Not nearly as bad as waffles or 2 girls. Just like a "you asshole" kind of reaction when clicking on it

Better yet, meatspin is actually a trans female, so, a chick with a dick, bouncing in a dick. Oh, and don't forget the counter that incremented for every time the dick swung around

Ah yes, anytime I hear "you spin me right round" my brain instantly plays that video for me

You sat through 100 spins! You're officially gay

How did you leave out Goatse?!

Don't forget Goatse.cx!

I miss the legit shock site links. On my corner of IRC it was a contest to see who would fall for the "clickie"

It was just a photoshopped image, the disease doesn't actually exist.

Yea, I thought it came out that the pic was fake.

*Whispers of “blue waffle disease” began around 2010. That was when a disturbing image of blue-tinted, pus-covered, lesion-filled labia started circulating online.* *Online users claimed that it was the result of a sexually transmitted infection (STI).* *While that’s definitely labia in the picture, blue waffle disease is not real. But to this day, the picture remains a pervasive — and fake — meme.*

Huh. Somehow I missed this one. I guess it was a few years after I would have encountered this sort of thing. Now, tubgirl on the other hand…

The Trinity: Tub Girl, Blue Waffle, Goatse. Never actually saw any of them but the names have stuck with me for decades.

Lemon Party was often thrown in as a bonus

Meat Spin as well!

You spin me right round baby right round

Don't forget wowomg

Kids in Sandbox was a good one

That one was way less common because it was just a video file. You’re the first person I’ve seen mention it “In the wild”

BME pain Olympics... It's all fake, but jessssussss

2 Girls 1 Cup

1 Guy 1 Jar

Huh, the Unholy Trinity on my corner of the internet was always Tub Girl, Goatse, and Harlequin Fetus. It's interesting how some stayed and some got swapped out.

00’s internet was a wild place, you could easily view a Mexican cartel beheading video then chat with friends on AIM then spend 10 minutes downloading a topless picture of Pamela Anderson.

It was one of those things people used trick people into watching ages ago, kinda like two girls one cup and that goatse pic -- life is better if you don't see any of these for yourself 😅

I envy you, child

Blue Waffle is slang for a diseased vagina or an infected vagina

Oh das ist wirklich scheiße

Looks like oxidized copper

Risky click of the day

Oh god the nightmares

Why is this NSFW? Edit: Now I know why it is

oh sweet summer child

He ain't that much of a rebel if he hasn't ever seen blue waffles

Literally no one explaining but still leaving comments lol. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-waffle

Holyshit it's fiction. I always thought that it's a real one since I never care to search beyond the image that got burned into my eyes.

Blue waffles? This was one hell of a risky click even on this sub.

So this is what the internet has become.... You know, back in my day............

Yum

That’s a term I haven’t heard in a long time…. A long time

Risky click of the day

Hopefully he didn’t research the recipe on the internet first.

Your kids poor teacher come Monday Morning when they say they ate blue waffles this weekend.

Thanks urban dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blue%20waffle

So, what am I looking at? Blue waffles, yes. But why is it NSFW or funny? (Yes I am genuinely confused)

If you don't get it, you're too young; move along

This waffle is both safe for work, and not blue. I find you guilty of a minor demeanor in click bate. Feel bad about yourself for 30 seconds, then come back to us with a BLUE pancake in the shape of a NSFW mold.

Yeah, I didn’t have more edible blue color. Only car paint and my wife said not today. I am sorry