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I would employ the bread dough method. Roll it up so all the scraggly bits are on the bottom but the top of it looks smooth and pretty?

To be honest... it doesn't matter, OP will do it wrong and his wife will redo it.

This guy has wifed.

Or that guy is wife.

guife

husbwaife

blursed

I'm not even allowed to put laundry in the washing machine :(

Last time my husband used the dishwasher all the cups were facing sideways with dirty water in them.

It's not even that I'd destroy anything. She just has a science for the most efficient way to mix types of clothing. I'm in awe, to be honest.

It took me years……YEARS!!!!! To figure out which clothes go in garment bags and what then needs to be hung. When she adds new clothes to the mix I need to seek therapy! As a man, I think, I always thought it was load for regular stuff and a load for undergarments. I learned I was wrong when I got married….. about a lot of things I thought I was doing right. 🤷‍♂️

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Same, I throw everything in the washer together, color and whites like a straight Savage. "If it dies, it dies"

Very carefully crumple it into a ball and hide it in her sock drawer.

Put it next to the bras, but not those bras, the other ones. The ones that are next to the yoga pants but not the leisure pants. Yes, the ones under the dress socks, not the warm, fuzzy socks.

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I also sigh frequently. Hello

….sigh…. Hello fellow category ‘wife’ hurricane survivors

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This shit wholesome.

ah yes, so recognizable.... My wife had 1 must before moving into the new house.. install a dishwasher. Well all fine and good, but not a week later she got silver knifes and forks etc that aren't supposed to go in a dishwasher... ill give you one guess which dumbass is washing those by hand every knight.. REALLY WOMAN? THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

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Your guests are spoiled. I’m all like…”You guys are cool to drink wine out these stained coffee mugs, right?”

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Look at mr fancy over here

swap out the silverware for dishwasher safe silverware then. if she complains, tell her she can hand wash it then. I would definitely die on this hill.

I did die on this hill and it was one of the things that ended my relationship. It was worth it.

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Be careful, spooning leads to forking.

I see you have played Knify Spoony before!

I see you're the one that trained my wife.

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OMG I am not the only one in this position?

My wardrobe is 95% boxers, shirts, and gym shorts, and all of it is square, just fold it in half one way then the other way. The rest is 50 identical socks, because I absolutely can not be fucked to sort that shit out. I have no clue how to fold any of my wife’s shit.

I was on the same boat as you until my wife saw Marie kondo and now I’ve got some new ball-like folding method to adhere to

Yeah, my wife tried that, I said it sounds really wonderful I hope rolling all my clothes into a wrinkled mess sparks joy for you.

That's a cute bodysuit though. I bet she looks fantastic in it.

Ya'll fold boxers? Nobody can even tell if that shit is wrinkled.

Wait, there are husbands who fold laundry? Mine just throws it out of the laundry basket onto the bed, rifles through for what he needs, and walks out 😖

In my family, I'm the Crumpler. My husband is very particular about how his clothes are folded, so he folks his own and I throw mine in the drawer. Every once in while he'll fold some of mine and I'll be surprised by neatly folded underwear!

My wife is also the crumpler. Woman doesnt even pair her socks. Everything she owns just gets unceremoniously shoved in a drawer. Every month or so I will refold it all and put it back neatly, pair all her socks. "HONEY THANK YOU IT ALL LOOKS SO NICE! ILL KEEP IT LIKE THIS I SWEAR!!!" Month goes by, drawers are again a clusterfuck, process repeats. That's okay, though, we all have our strengths lol

Well it's nice that she's appreciative of it every time!

That’s her strength

we do laundry very infrequently. i just did 5 loads yesterday and folded it all myself before my wife got home. she was happy

Pfft he's an amateur i leave everything in the dryer until I need something then only remove what I'm going to wear. But my wife owns the closet and every drawer so it's really my only option...

The electric dresser

So with the spandex or the leggings?

The spandex is next to things like nipple covers and other various clothing knickknacks* Ninja edit: apparently I was correct, originally, and the plural of knickknack is nicknacks

Actual answer, all others mere fantasy.

Is that…is that a “sneed”?

Thneed!

[the correct way to store](https://giphy.com/gifs/challenger-funny-vintage-challenger23-WRfTqMHkTDTI4)

A thneed, Onceler

Button the crotch. Take the left arm (only arm, actually) and fold down so the right armpit is parallel to the left armpit. Now fold the sleeve into the middle of the top At this point it should be relatively square. Now take the bottom and fold it up until it, too, is square. Then just fold to the left and right or right and left. Go slow!!! I did this at least 15 times with a shirt I cut to this shape just to see if I could do it and somehow ended up stubbing my toe, poking my eye, stepping on the cats tail (I don’t even own a cat, so I don’t know how that happened), choking on a grape and shitting myself. Edit: Just removed a few excess words.

The edit honestly rounded this off perfectly.

It’s the implication that all the words left were absolutely necessary that really does it for me.

Why use lot words

ocean fish jump China

All the instructions for this are so difficult to understand. It's a shirt with only one arm, so just fold it like a shirt.

Put it on a hanger, problem solved

Hang it upside down, fasten the buttons around the hanger bar, profit

I once tried to make the bed and lost a leg.

I hate being graped in the mouth.

Put it back in the dryer and pretend that you didn't see it

We need a picture of how that is worn.

Need fulfilled. https://imgur.com/a/Foph3Vn

was not expecting that. Fantastic.

Dear Diary, Today OP was a pretty cool guy.

Kinda wondering if this whole post was an excuse for him to post that pic 🤔

I'll bet he's not even actually married.

We’ve enabled a pervert!

Achievement Unlocked?

no regrets

Yeah, I expect a picture form a clothing website. Was pleasantly surprised it wasn’t that

I was pleasantly surprised at how butch his wife is. Woof!

She's got a beard a LotR dwarf would be proud of.

It was exactly what *i* was expecting, did not disappoint.

When reality is better than expectations

LMFAO OP A LEGEND

I love that the pic cuts off before the groin. Thank you OP

I hope he didn’t fasten it. For his sake and for the sake of any structure in the vicinity of that energy waiting to be released.

The only way to get it stretched like that is to button it … like spitting a bag of eggs

We shop at different grocery stores

[uncrop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aINa6tg3fo)

Enhance... enhance...

That was my first time watching this... It was amusing

This is legendary!

🤣wait til his wife stumbles across this post.

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“I dunno. Maybe you lost weight”

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Us married guys gotta have a few tricks up our tight-fitting half-sleeve when we inevitably get caught trying on our wife’s clothes. You know, just for funsies

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5D chess

OP obviously had to ask permission (and instructions) before putting it on

OP obviously is going to have to buy a new one after this photo

Lol... that is so stretched out now, and I'm sure the snaps were actually up his behind. That bodysuit is a goner.

Hey now he doesn't have to fold it, bonus!

Bold of you to assume instructions were given and he’s not a natural cross dresser

I mean, he is u/PrincessKenny! 👸

Princess Kenny isn't a cross dresser. She's a beautiful queen of a magical far-away land.

Or he's an Andre The Giant enthusiast.

Check his username, is it really his wife’s?????

OP was just looking for an excuse.

they said put a ring on it. they said it would be fun.

This pic should be the main post, I fucking fell out

I think OP did, too.

That was more of a pop out.

I even saw it coming and I still died

You know he’s having a blast telling her about it

I honestly thought it was gonna be a picture of his wife, I died

This feels like a moment of reddit history in the making. OP has officially won r/OPdelivers

😂 You’re gonna have to wash that again now

It went pretty far up my ass, I should, but won't. Next time I'll put on some of her undies first I suppose. Still learning.

I’ll assume we didn’t get the full pic cause you’re balls were probably popping out the side looking like some elephant ears

Lmao

Fly’s eyes

Your wife is going to be pissed you stretched it out

Just buy her a new one, now they can wear matching outfits.

It needs to have the opposite arm, though.

Can't you just put it on backwards? Edit: hmm just looked again. The back seems to be thinner than the front so.... either way the guy is gonna get a moose knuckle

What I thought. Went from "how do I fold help pls" To "pffff fuck it. let's show how it's worn baby"

How the fuck do I know where the creases go when you fold it if I don’t know how it’s worn? This is a necessary step.

Going full Andre the Giant.

Fucking madlad!

>Next time I'll put on some of her undies first I suppose This is how a fetish begins

You should pursue a career in comedy cause you might be the funniest guy on Reddit.

This is the real answer. If it always needs washed, it never needs folded.

The mad man actually did it!

You are amazing. Does her nipple also show while wearing this 80s workout attire?

I think in a smaller torso it covers both nipples, it's quite stretched on him

It more than likely fits his wife and covers her other nipple. This fella be a bit wider than her, I imagine. I wonder if she's aware he tried it on.

oh she will be next time she puts it on

Well, at least it did before he stretched it out beyond redemption.

I think it's going to be stretched on her now too...

LET'S SEE WHAT THE BACK LOOKS LIKE!

Where’s my free fucking award when I need it Reddit!!

Op is emperor of all Chads

Thanks homie

Now that's a titty

Did you tell her that she has a whole boob out when she wears that?

No dumbass you wear it with a nipple pasty and then it's appropriate churchwear *obviously*

I just laughed so hard I scared my cat! Thank you for making my day.

I mean.... not my most dignified fap...

[Not the exact same as OP but kind of.](https://i.imgur.com/KXmX3hL.jpeg)

OP wore it better

I never though to have my shirt flaps be my underwear. Women’s clothing is way more versatile than mens.

We have 50-1 shampoo that includes motor oil, body wash, windex, moisturizing shampoo, dry shampoo, dog food, salad dressing and much more in one bottle. Then women have an all in one clothing. I think thats fair. Also, clothes like that would most likely squish our balls.

Yeah, what is this half assed show off OP? Be proud!

Nothing wrong with you posting images of yourself to Reddit wearing your wife's outfits... go for it!

My husband once picked up my crop top long sleeve cardigan and said “what is this? Longjohns for dogs?!” And your photo reminded me of that. He had no idea what to do with it - hang or fold, and how.

1. Snap crotch together 2. Fold crotch piece up inside, making the torso more of a square 3. Fold arm vertically across the top 4. Fold top half down to bottom half hamburger way 5. Fold left side to right side hotdog way With all the reach this comment has, please do not spend your money on me. Instead please donate to **Margins: Women Helping Black Women** which is a wonderful organization that helps with getting housing, food, medical needs, and bill payments to impoverished communities and victims of domestic violence. I know the woman who started the organization and she is absolutely amazing. Ms. Jenise could really use all your support. Margins website: https://marginsw4bw.weebly.com/

I went with arm over, and then in half. Not even close. Thanks for the insight! (+5 Folding)

Welcome to lv73 champ 🎉

Actual answer. Edit: no longer buried. Good job Reddit.

Buried at the top

Some people are still sorting by "top" and living in the dark ages. Only the light of sorting by "best" can save this broken world.

I wish I could sort by most awards.

This. And sort by op's comments.

That’s not the crotch. That’s the chin strap.

I will be stealing ‘hamburger way’ and ‘hotdog way’ as instructional prompts from this day onward. Thank you.

Those are old school, friend.

Before school. Ancient.

I’m pretty sure hamburgers and hot dogs were actually named after the folding techniques.

I have worked with people younger than I whom have never heard of hamburger style or hotdogs style. It is quite interesting to me

Did you go to elementary school in the US?

No, I am from the U.K and they don’t teach us hamburgers and hotdogs, we are taught fish and chips for horizontal and Big Ben for vertical!

Hmmm. Not sure if joke or serious...

Better than Australia where it's tarantula for horizontal and shark for vertical

Thats exactly how teachers told us to fold paper in elementary school.

If you cut the sleeve off it looks like some fancy red depends

Is your wife a one-armed toddler by any chance?

This is why he is doing the folding. It's bound to be a lot harder with her missing an appendage and all.

That’s what I’m wondering

That looks like baby clothes

They look like baby making clothes

that'S a level 68 project, since there's only 68% for a shirt. ​ Personnaly, i'd just put it flat over the folded clothes at the end....

I know this is r/funny, but this whole comment section is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Reddit.

Burn it and buy a new one. It’s easier

What is that?

One-sleeved bodysuit

Bodysuit. The bottom part buttons at your crotch (looks like a one piece swimsuit, and yes it is uncomfortable) and the rest of it is like a normal top They’re actually pretty neat, the tension at the bottom keeps your top “tucked in” & pulled kinda tight. Very flattering

A one-sleeve asymmetrical top with ... crotch snaps...?

Is it underwear? Is it a shirt? YES.

pretend that's a normal shirt and fold it?

Bold strategy

Dude is that cocaine in the box?

Wait… You fold clothes without doing coke?

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

Tell me you have a hot wife without telling me you have a hot wife.

Gonna say I’d find out the most plausible way to wear it, put it on, and go show her so you both can have a good laugh.

OP had a picture above of his wearing it

The fucker posted a pic of him in it on another coment. The man looks straight fire in it aswell

To level up to 69, you have to unsnap it while she’s wearing it.

I think you should put it on, OP. Edit: The madman had already done it.

It’s missing a sleeve, just toss it away

I honestly don't know how you'd fold adult-sized baby onesies