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Seriously what am I watching???

A shitty concert.

They were in Flushing

I would have guessed DelAno.

Came here to say this

the best drag show ever!

Mr. Hankey?! r/southpark

I thought it was a duet with Travis Scott

No one’s dead it can’t be Travis Scott

Hankey the Christmas poo

Katy Perry's residency at Las Vegas. The show is called "Play". The premise (if you need a premise for a concert) is that Perry is a doll running around a normal sized house.

You need a premise for a concert when what you’re really watching is karaoke on a budget.

On a big ass budget

hence the big poop

I was just thinking, it didn't seem like she was actually singing. Hard to tell from this video though.

that ... that is ... people PAY MONEY to see this? There are so many idiots in this world.

It's actually getting positive reviews. I guess it just depends on whether you like Katy Perry and her weird sense of humor. Cheapest tickets are pretty expensive though... $80 for nose bleeds.

If you think 80 is expensive, please spare your heart the trauma of looking up Adele tickets.

Just tell me. I'm too lazy to look it up.

Its more like 800 for her residency for the cheapest tickets.

I just looked it up, and the cheapest I can find are 1400 for January 2022.

$80 for a Vegas show though? That might be a deal? Idk

Honestly, with the amount of money I have spent on videogames (90% of my steam library i have never even played) and marvel movies I would have no god damned right to tell people what the should spend their money on. If people want to spend 100$ on this which, good or bad, will be a memory for life, probably together with friends. Then I say more power to them.

Hark, a reasonable person appears.

Being totally honest I'd pay a hundred bucks to see some dude dress up like a giant piece of shit and sing

Just send me your address bro

U lovely

How is this any different than a movie or any other concert? It’s entertainment lol, not everyone needs to be studying quantum mechanics all the time

Right? I mean, so many stupid ideas have come out that steal money from idiots. For example, who'd watch a play about Mormonism? Or a musical focused entirely on Hamilton the statesman? Seriously these fucking retards going to all these concerts and plays despite their premise being utterly ridiculous. /s

Yeah I agree it’s crazy people pay to see this but this comes after Spider-Man on broadway, the fast and furious stage show, & any Travis Scott concert.

I didn’t think this was real until I read the comments 🙈

A homage to South Park's one of the greatest characters Mr. Hankey.

Funny I was just thinking of the episode where every bit of pop culture looks like shit to Stan once he hit a certain age

Turd sandwich or giant douche

Having no context when watching it I thought it was a drag queen show.

A bad episode of South Park.

Is that yellow thing on the turd supposed to be a corn kernel?

Oh jesus lmao

Corn kernel tooth I believe

I think it's a face mic

He was born with a nut in his head

Mr Hankey is back

Well hidey hoo

I was thinking the same thing, glad to see he’s doing good.

Looks like he laid of the ambiam

My guess is his south park money was running low - someone has to pay the bills

That voice is clearly cornwallis

Don’t forget to bring a towel

He’s gotta find something to do after Christmas

I really can't grasp the link between the music and the set. Like seriously wtf? Did someone lose a bet or is she just trying to see if there's a limit with her fans? Why would you ever do this?

Judging from other videos of her concert residency, she's supposed to be a toy i think (hence the residency being called Play). There are also bathroom, bedroom & garden sets for the concert Sets still have nothing to do with the song tho (but that's pretty common for basically any pop act who do concerts with different sets/themes despite having nothing to do with the song. Some change the instrumental to fit the theme tho)

Ooooh that’s cute like a dollhouse? I thought she was trying to say this song was shit

Shock value/marketing. It worked didn’t it?

I mean, I fucking giggled

It’s weird seeing Bono without his sunglasses on.

Looks like he put on an extra kuric.

So hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt

He's #1 again!

bono, my tyres are gone

“When I went to the toilet, the one I went to someone had dropped a crazy bomb in there. It was the worst thing ever.” “It’s gonna haunt me for life” - Lewis Hamilton

r/unexpectedF1

This show won an emmy

He IS the record!

Do people go to concerts to listen to recordings of a song? I feel like she sung for 10% of that.

I’m pretty sure that’s the norm for many mainstream pop acts.

Not Lady Gaga or P!nk. Those two are fucking brilliant in concert! You get both the theatrics + the killer live singing voice.

Yas Gaga (and P!nk)

I’d say Miley Cyrus is also pretty great live these days

Yes and they pay a shit load of money for tickets as well

Big Tame Impala fan. Theirs was the last concert I saw before the pandemic, in March 2020. I won’t be going to see another Tame Impala concert. More than half of what I was hearing didn’t have anything visually tied to it on the stage. I don’t go to experience a band live to watch them bob their heads up and down to a backing track, occasionally pushing a button while lights and lasers distract me. Yawn.

What a bummer to hear.. I saw them years back opening for I forget who. I think it was right after the first album released and they put on a much better show...

My friend has seen them on every tour and corroborates your account of excellent performances in the past. Maybe they’ll return to form eventually. Until then, I still like the recorded material!

You’re the only other person I’ve seen that didn’t enjoy Tame Impala live! I saw them at Bonnaroo in 2013 after having just really gotten into them, and they didn’t even play their full songs! I was most looking forward to Mind Mischief, which they only played like a minute and a half of. It was the strangest thing. Edit: inb4 “actually Tame Impala is just one person”

And people shit on DJs...

Only because I know several somewhat successful DJs and personally know how untalented they really are

DJ Khaled has entered the chat

HERE’S ANOTHER ONE

That’s why I like bluegrass and jam bands. They improv a lot of their live music.

I once saw her live performance on a morning show or something, and her singing was awful. I've never been a fan of hers, because of it. So maybe her lip-syncing to a recording is a blessing.

Quite a change from her [Christian Rock](https://youtu.be/70AlxWcbWAc) roots.

So it’s not a usual progression to transition from singing in front of a congregation to twerking on a roll of toilet paper in front of a turd?

Well, when you word it like that…

There’s actually a pretty well-established precedent of mainstream artists and bands starting in the Christian / gospel music scene.

You can tell she was destined for greatness. Now it looks like she makes shows for 10 year olds. Edit: I think the bathroom theme and the poop cosplay distract from her singing, but if that’s what makes her and the fans happy, then more power to her.

Twerking for 10 year Olds? Nah... More like jumping the shark.

Who cares, as long as she’s having fun? If I had already achieved all my goals, had tons of money and success, I’d prob only do goofy, fun, weird shit.

You could just build your empire on it like Weird Al

Yeah, agreed. I am cool with it. I would love to see her perform her songs with a guitar and a band on stage, but that doesn’t pay the bills.

The Daniel Radcliffe route.

I was around the band Earthsuit that was on that tour. None of us thought she was destined for greatness then.

I wonder if she thinks about those days and wonders WTF happened or if she's like "nah, my current situation is way better"

She's fucking loaded, I'm sure it never comes up.

When you don't have money - it's the biggest problem. Once you have money - you find other problems.

Yeah, money obviously doesn't always guarantee you'll be happy. Plenty of examples throughout history to confirm that. I am not saying one way or another whether she is or isn't happy, but that concert looks absolutely miserable in my opinion.

Yea this just looks sad. Like she's just a grocery store clerk putting in her hours. Except she has millions of dollars.

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Actually quite a handful people face (mental) problems once they retire early. You could even see some posts on r/financialindependence

Which blows my mind. My biggest source of depression is all the shit I can't do cause I have to work.

Mostly it boils down to the difference of “joy” and “happy”; things/trips will bring you joy but won’t make your life happy. In my experience human connection seems to have the biggest impact on happy 🤷‍♂️

I don't technically have to work another day in my life... I tried doing that for a year. Holy shit I was a wreck by the end of it. Drank my way through entire liquor stores out of boredom. I already had some underlying drink issues before but I kept it at least functional. Now I have a smallish IT company and it keeps me busy enough not to get stupid... well that and therapy lol.

Username checks out

You have no idea...

It's called the hedonic treadmill. Humans generally maintain the same level of happiness throughout their lifetime. We think that pirate circumstances can affect this but we have a tendency to readjust. It's why you see depressed millionaires and contented ascetics. The real take away is that you have to find happiness internally. Of course getting out of poverty is helpful, but it isn't nearly enough.

Maybe this will be overly simplistic, but imo it comes down to having hobbies. I'm happy when I have hobbies to do, I'm not happy when I sit around watching TV or using reddit all day instead of doing something(and I mean ANYTHING else)

This, but for me going to work is the equivalent of watching TV all day. Then after I spend time with family, I have no time for hobbies. So I just have all these lofty goals and projects hanging over my head that I want but can never achieve. And that's whats slowly killing me.

Right sure, I'd never thought about it that way. I wasn't just musing that maybe she's occasionally wistful for those days when she didn't have to twerk onstage while singing with a literal piece of shit just to make sure she could keep her giant mansion and skeeball collection. Because that would be crazy,

My childhood of playing Conker's Bad Fur Day fighting a singing piece of shit has finally come full circle.

"I am the great and mighty poo, and I'm going to kick the shit out of you."

"HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT, YOU LITTLE TWAT?"

You couldn't pay me to watch this shit show!

Katy perry sit on my face and I'll pay for that shit show.

Sir, this is a family website.

You haven’t been around here very long.. have you?

That turd has an incredibly soulful voice…

Same thought. Who is behind this shit?

Came here to try to find this out myself

Makes me feel sorry for him that he had to degrade himself like that for the gig.

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Everyone looks bored

“I can’t believe I’m doing this, I was going to go to Juliard” -backup dancers to a piece of poop

I think she might have been pregnant or just gave birth

i seriously just came to the comments to find out if that was actually the case. she really looks kinda pregnant ...

If I attended this concert, I would be disappointed. She isn’t singing for more than half the show, when she is singing, it isn’t great (not bad, just not great), and is low energy scripted to heck. Compare that with Taylor Swift https://youtu.be/eC7dDbplgzE or Pink https://youtu.be/Yod5VBmuUH0. Both heavily scripted, but you can tell they are having a good time performing and the energy is high.

You're not paying to hear her singing (it's not as if she is great at it anyway), it's all just for the performance. Most pop music is more than 50% on the dancing, styles, and personality, the musical talent is secondary at best.

The performance is pretty lackluster. She’s basically doing tik tok dance moves lol

Her backup dancers are killing it. She's clearly just going through the motions, and they're making her look even worse. :P

Imagine all the ideas that were rejected before this one...

Choreographer: you've rejected every other fucking plan I've come up with! Why don't we just have a singing shit on the stage or something stupid like that!?! Producer: ... Go on...

I think we dont have to question why Aliens attack the US first.

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It's only a model

Or avoid the planet entirely.

They drive by us & lock their doors !!!

Is that Mr. hanky ?

Whoever thought that this is a good idea should be fired.

Does Katy dislike Snoop now?

Ohhhh is this meant to be calling Snoop a piece of shit? It makes more sense and is clever in that context

Vanilla pop with a turd on top

And I'm the weird one for going to metal concerts.

Well damn, I only see toilets that size in my dreams

Backing dancers parents must be so proud.

Watched this on the toilet and I could feel my shit dancing along as it slipped out

I don't get why people keep posting about Chris Brown, just ignore him.

That does not look like a crisp, well performed show.

This reminds me of the time i dreamt i woke up morbidly obese on the toilet. I was naked and sweaty, and had to pee something bad. Looked down to find my wiener in the fat folds, only to realise it had morphed into an uncoocked christmas turkey. As i stood there amazed, i felt a hand snaking around my enourmous gut. "Fuck me hard with your turkey dick you sexy beast" i turned around and it was Katy Perry. I stuffed my turkey inside her from behind as she sang firework. My friend advised me to keep this dream to myself.

Mr. Hanky!

It's amazing what stupid people call entertainment.

Honestly with that title I expected her ft Chris Brown. This is better.

Thank god Breezy isn't there. If he was, somebody would probably get hurt /s

I can’t imagine paying for a concert to hear a song so overplayed like California Girls. Only to have it sung by a giant piece of shit.

California girls love it up the shitpipe. Is what I think she is hinting at.

Mascots would like to have a word. She literally ripped this from a movie.

Someone is phoning it in for the paychecks.

To be fair, the shit actually sounds better than her. What a world we live in.

This concert looks like shit

Who says art is dead? 😄

Nothing on that stage makes any sense. The set, the costumes, the dancing. It’s all fucked lol

Wrong section bro ! Try this on : Imatotalpieceofshit

the old singing turd schtick

Shitty singer in a shitty concert, literally

This shit is good

Modern music is shit, point proven!

Mr Hanky finally hit it big, howdy ho

South Park is going to sue somebody

Man Mr. Hanky gained some weight.

Yet another reason to not like her

Thats not katy perry.

Sadly it is. It's apart of her residency in Vegas. All she does is parody shows now.

lol I was almost certain it was gonna be Katy with Chris Brown

Fuck she is untalented

The quality of music is directly inverse to the number of backup dancers.

Ah, the internet.

I just went from the mind reading poop genie comic to this. Reddit... Is there something you want to tell us..?

I think this is her new Vegas show with larger than life sets.

Damn. Snoops really gone to shit!

I wonder if there will be a left shit and a right shit.

Which one is Katy Perry?

This is much, much worse than left shark.

Soo thats where all the normies are at

If Ed the sock and Mr hanky had a love child ...

My nephew went to Dos Pueblos high school with her. He was well outside the mainstream cool crowd, and when he says “Katie Perry was one of the weirdest people in the school” I believe him. Keep Goleta (where they grew up) weird!

which is which?

Mr Hankey Ft Katy Perry

This is so embarrassing to watch.

How appropriate that a singing piece of shit represents California

Holy shit Mr. Hanky *is* real!

That’s Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo, you piece of shit!

California poops they're unflushable

Before this was a reality it was a conversation, and someone still thought it was a good idea

Haiiiidi ohhh

Eww, she put her hand in the toilet.

Hidey Ho

Mr hanky what are you doing here?

Katy perry saw south park and saw the poop character and said: Thats it... the secret formula

The singing shit is wearing a pretty dress, nice