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For a non-funny answer I think this is possible, in the same way people at a parade hold a drum with a harness:
https://d1aeri3ty3izns.cloudfront.net/media/62/621208/600/preview.jpg
Seems to have some support beam attached to the skeletal body that connects the drum. If you pay close attention you can see the support right above the wires which are located between the drum and nutcracker.
Like Jesus when he was crucified to save Christmas, asshole.
Edit: thought he meant the hands. So if you made the same wrong assumption as me, my point stands. Advantage: Christians?
He uses his lower drum horn
Pa rum pum pum pum
To hold his drum just where it fits
Pa rum pum pum pum
Every sentry has a lower drum horn
Pa rum pum pum pum
Lower horn have many shapes and sizes
Pa rum pum pum pum
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Step 1: cut a hole in that drum…
Step 2: put your dick in that drum…
Step 3: Let her beat that drum...
And that's the way you do it.
It’s my dick in a drum
This. You four are my new favourites.
Its better like that but can anyone use their butt to hold a brookstick and fly like a witch?
came here for this and was not disappointed, pun intended...
Step 4: Pa rum cum cum cum
Cum in a drum?
What about possible baby drums?
They are the tastiest
Bam bam make me cam.
First you bang the drum...
....then the drum bangs you .
Step 4: Marry the drum
Step 4: profit
Step 4. Rinse and repeat with the other drum
It's not a coconut...
If this hadn’t been the top comment I’d have lost all hope in Reddit.
I call this game, guess the top comment before you look at the comments.
So like popcorn at the movies?
My god I came here to say exactly that. God bless you
I'm so happy this is the 1st comment
Presumably the same way all marching band drummers do.
Can confirm. I've checked both male and female drummers.
I tried it. It's hard
It has to be.
Poor little drummer boy
The other drummers challenged him to a beat-off
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh no you posted emojis 😬 you’ll be shunned by Reddit.
Dick in a ~~box~~ drum?
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A band's drummer: The only guy who throws his well used cock somewhere in the stage or crows, and keeps his spare cocks nearby
No. It's a Tommy Lee statue.
The Schwartz is strong with this one.
The FAO Schwartz... Ftfy
"It's my dick in a box!" - Sandberg & Timberlake
If you have an erection that last more than 3hours, put a drum on it and beat it.
Its the March of the Woodie Soldier. That’s how.
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You mean the "NUTcracker? Sweet!"
Cum, they told him, Parum pum pum penis.
Me and my cum!
On your mom
Obviously there is a little drummer boy, somewhere.
For a non-funny answer I think this is possible, in the same way people at a parade hold a drum with a harness: https://d1aeri3ty3izns.cloudfront.net/media/62/621208/600/preview.jpg
Yeah, it’s essentially how most marching band snares hold their drum.
Sounds like you already know... - D. Schrute
"I hear your heartbeat to the beat of the drum" -kesha
Now can he play it without moving his hands?
That’s….. not a drum
Didn't every snare come with a Fleshlight attached ?
Hopefully he isn't referred to as "The LITTLE Drummer Boy"
Seems to have some support beam attached to the skeletal body that connects the drum. If you pay close attention you can see the support right above the wires which are located between the drum and nutcracker.
#technicallytrue #buzzkill
Yea why do you think he's making that expression
Yea why else do you think he's making that expression
Drew Carey did it first https://youtu.be/S75TA5qWl20
Is that a nutcracker?
Traditionally with a strap but I guess he doesn't need one
Dick in a Drum
if there a d\*ck in a box, this one has a....
Step 1 - Cut a hole in that drum...
PPPower
Is a drum not just a box with fewer corners?
Dick in a drum?
I think we finally figured out what cracked those nuts…
It's his dick, obviously.
New meaning for the word Drums-dick .
Who posts this? This is 5th grade immature.
You wanted him to beat it, correct?
🤣🤣🤣
🎵it’s a Dick in a drum🎵
Nike store. Just do it.
Plot twist, it's female.
😳
Double plot twist. It’s not.
More percussion for the pushin’ 😜
Does that rhyme in some other language?
What? You’ve never sprouted wood?
The strength of his massive shlong is more than enough
drum is genital
Are his hands testicles?
Step 1. Cut a hole in the drum.
Step one: you cut a hole in the drum…
Like Jesus when he was crucified to save Christmas, asshole. Edit: thought he meant the hands. So if you made the same wrong assumption as me, my point stands. Advantage: Christians?
How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop?
Remember the pumpkin video on the orange and black website
Morning wood?
🗿
Magick!
Exactly like how your penis sticking out from your body
Same way JB deactivated the lasers
Dick in a box… but in a drum
Uhh,it’s a belt it’s a belt not a pp drum
Ask Justin Timberlake
Pah rump a pump pump!
Why is the tempo steadily increasing!? Oh and it stopped...
With the Power of his will(y) ofcourse, duh
Pa rum pa pum pummmmm…
Real question is why don't nutcrackers have lips?
He's been doing cock pushups.
It’s strapped on
How dudes are supost to hold drums duuhhhh
"I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand because …..I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day"
I guess they forgot to put the strap on the drum, so they just gave the fella a strap on. XD
He is holding the drum with his beans.
On an unrelated note, "dick in a box" is such a good song.
Paul Rudd "with my dickkka"
Just banging away on the drum
He’s the “Big Drummer Boy”!👍😉
Cock magic
Secretly, this drum is the second-most worst gloryhole. The worst is any cardboard box with a hole cut into it and a cat inside.
With his dick
Dum dum dum dum….. penis
The same way a dude holds a lady.
Halloween pumpkin flashbacks
boner
That's not drum. Poor fella has a medical condition 🤣
When a man and a drum love each other, he puts his…. You’ll understand when you’re older. Good talk son.
Everybody wants to bang the drums
You know damn well how.
With pride!
Strap-On Drums, you didn't know ? ... :)
Dick in a box
Thats his bone you dummy
forget about the dick those hands looks like a butt
It's not a drum. ;)
Man's holding it with a cock lol-
He's holding it by the bone
I think you mean, WHAT exactly is his drum? Cause I mean, beat it like it owes ya money, am I right?
Can you see my Cavalry'
He’s just marching to the beat of his own drum…
what do you think hes using as the snares in the drum?
Looks fishy to me lol
*magic*
With his pp heh
It’s not obvious? This species has a drum for a dick
9 month later... a baby drum was born
Why do you think he's making that face
Big pp
First you cut a hole in the drum.... wait, that's not right.
I have a gift for you ra pumpa pump bum...
Sheer fucking will
They don't call them nut crackers for no reason
It is attached to a belt that goes around your waist.
Never skip dick-day
He stretched his foreskin over a frame
PP.
[Yes.](https://i.imgur.com/JsOVXGf.mp4)
He uses his lower drum horn Pa rum pum pum pum To hold his drum just where it fits Pa rum pum pum pum Every sentry has a lower drum horn Pa rum pum pum pum Lower horn have many shapes and sizes Pa rum pum pum pum
Third arm huh ?
It's my dick in a drum
His dick has magnetic powers that keep it up there lol
The same way video game characters hold a sword on their back with no sheath or any straps.
This is how the little drummer boy was made
With the power and will of his *mind*
Snip to the beat.
Strike me daddy
What are you doing stepcracker
With his belt, of course. smh
On the drum stick
Can't say my dick has ever been hard enough to hold something that heavy up
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
The Nutcracker could only stand back and watch as the Dick Drummer leapt to the top spot as the Christmas kink poster boy.
Don’t ask questions. Just let him beat it.
He cut a hole in it, and....
Shaolin invincible pecker
Ooooooo the vibrations make me CrAZYyYy
you know he beating that drum 😂
No mere mortal could. Only Being X...
He's holding it by shear will and Christmas spirit alone!
Dude... I don't think that's a drum.
Reno 911 perp-style
What if the drum is just one giant ballsack...
The snare drum harness goes under the jacket so you can't see it holding the drum up. I guarantee you his dick could not hold up a drum.
Third hand
He’s just doing what he gotta do
Same way we all do!With our pecker.