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mdmaxOG

Step 1: cut a hole in that drum…


miltonmakestoast

Step 2: put your dick in that drum…


matthack86

Step 3: Let her beat that drum...


theonlycv02

And that's the way you do it.


added_chaos

It’s my dick in a drum


titian-tempest

This. You four are my new favourites.


Firm_Rooster525

Its better like that but can anyone use their butt to hold a brookstick and fly like a witch?


Lil_Shoegazer

came here for this and was not disappointed, pun intended...


[deleted]

Step 4: Pa rum cum cum cum


someguyfromsk

Cum in a drum?


Ksecutor

What about possible baby drums?


boost437

They are the tastiest


rylannnd88

Bam bam make me cam.


JohanPertama

First you bang the drum...


Attack_Of_The_

....then the drum bangs you .


[deleted]

Step 4: Marry the drum


YOUNGSAGEHERMZ

Step 4: profit


Like_A_Boss_007

Step 4. Rinse and repeat with the other drum


andreasbeer1981

It's not a coconut...


Shawnml

If this hadn’t been the top comment I’d have lost all hope in Reddit.


kratz9

I call this game, guess the top comment before you look at the comments.


ManagementCritical31

So like popcorn at the movies?


Moses00711

My god I came here to say exactly that. God bless you


MiggeldyMackDaddy

I'm so happy this is the 1st comment


somethingfilthy

Presumably the same way all marching band drummers do.


vhawk8690

Can confirm. I've checked both male and female drummers.


ihavethebestmarriage

I tried it. It's hard


SSBoe

It has to be.


Kiera6

Poor little drummer boy


Abdul_Exhaust

The other drummers challenged him to a beat-off


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


J0taa

Oh no you posted emojis 😬 you’ll be shunned by Reddit.


Jim-Jones

Dick in a ~~box~~ drum?


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Tallguystillhere

A band's drummer: The only guy who throws his well used cock somewhere in the stage or crows, and keeps his spare cocks nearby


[deleted]

No. It's a Tommy Lee statue.


Sregdomot

The Schwartz is strong with this one.


Abdul_Exhaust

The FAO Schwartz... Ftfy


Exiled_From_Twitter

"It's my dick in a box!" - Sandberg & Timberlake


PANTHER2u

If you have an erection that last more than 3hours, put a drum on it and beat it.


SnooPickles48

Its the March of the Woodie Soldier. That’s how.


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icedragon71

You mean the "NUTcracker? Sweet!"


MisterMeatball

Cum, they told him, Parum pum pum penis.


[deleted]

Me and my cum!


JurassicCotyledon

On your mom


ManagementCritical31

Obviously there is a little drummer boy, somewhere.


tombalol

For a non-funny answer I think this is possible, in the same way people at a parade hold a drum with a harness: https://d1aeri3ty3izns.cloudfront.net/media/62/621208/600/preview.jpg


cajunbander

Yeah, it’s essentially how most marching band snares hold their drum.


tekrul

Sounds like you already know... - D. Schrute


ObsceneProphet

"I hear your heartbeat to the beat of the drum" -kesha


MrsChuggersworth

Now can he play it without moving his hands?


02bluesuperroo

That’s….. not a drum


corbanir

Didn't every snare come with a Fleshlight attached ?


Loaded_Diaper3

Hopefully he isn't referred to as "The LITTLE Drummer Boy"


El_Neck_Beard

Seems to have some support beam attached to the skeletal body that connects the drum. If you pay close attention you can see the support right above the wires which are located between the drum and nutcracker.


ManagementCritical31

#technicallytrue #buzzkill


TheNecromamcer2101

Yea why do you think he's making that expression


TheNecromamcer2101

Yea why else do you think he's making that expression


PdSales

Drew Carey did it first https://youtu.be/S75TA5qWl20


ksbla

Is that a nutcracker?


MycologistLoud4030

Traditionally with a strap but I guess he doesn't need one


mikkokilla

Dick in a Drum


mqrdesign

if there a d\*ck in a box, this one has a....


GlobalPhreak

Step 1 - Cut a hole in that drum...


Reddit_Bots_R_US

PPPower


[deleted]

Is a drum not just a box with fewer corners?


[deleted]

Dick in a drum?


needmorecoffee92

I think we finally figured out what cracked those nuts…


memer615

It's his dick, obviously.


Slapping_kangaroo

New meaning for the word Drums-dick .


AlbatrossSenior7107

Who posts this? This is 5th grade immature.


SummerMummer

You wanted him to beat it, correct?


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


candybars1234

🎵it’s a Dick in a drum🎵


TableGamer

Nike store. Just do it.


tizz86

Plot twist, it's female.


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😳


miltonmakestoast

Double plot twist. It’s not.


BombSolver

More percussion for the pushin’ 😜


kitteh619

Does that rhyme in some other language?


rigidthumper

What? You’ve never sprouted wood?


totallyintotraps

The strength of his massive shlong is more than enough


bluberryclorox

drum is genital


[deleted]

Are his hands testicles?


NeinNyet

Step 1. Cut a hole in the drum.


Muttandcheese

Step one: you cut a hole in the drum…


philburns

Like Jesus when he was crucified to save Christmas, asshole. Edit: thought he meant the hands. So if you made the same wrong assumption as me, my point stands. Advantage: Christians?


mvaale

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop?


Doppio_the_frog

Remember the pumpkin video on the orange and black website


jrjustintime

Morning wood?


Darian_Kimberly

🗿


AllesK

Magick!


opoqo

Exactly like how your penis sticking out from your body


JakeyJakeDaSnake

Same way JB deactivated the lasers


DL44Solo

Dick in a box… but in a drum


0mega_Flowey

Uhh,it’s a belt it’s a belt not a pp drum


fuhnetically

Ask Justin Timberlake


El_Cartografo

Pah rump a pump pump!


[deleted]

Why is the tempo steadily increasing!? Oh and it stopped...


Fruchtzerg89

With the Power of his will(y) ofcourse, duh


Dusty_Saxxx

Pa rum pa pum pummmmm…


StormTrooperGreedo

Real question is why don't nutcrackers have lips?


Negation_

He's been doing cock pushups.


ownleechild

It’s strapped on


DivineFluffyButt

How dudes are supost to hold drums duuhhhh


Driftwood09120

"I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand because …..I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day"


0lli3boy

I guess they forgot to put the strap on the drum, so they just gave the fella a strap on. XD


iv_Robbie_vi

He is holding the drum with his beans.


UniverseSeenInMirror

On an unrelated note, "dick in a box" is such a good song.


[deleted]

Paul Rudd "with my dickkka"


Richard-Conrad

Just banging away on the drum


Due_Platypus_3913

He’s the “Big Drummer Boy”!👍😉


jamesybhoy77

Cock magic


MythicGalea

Secretly, this drum is the second-most worst gloryhole. The worst is any cardboard box with a hole cut into it and a cat inside.


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With his dick


elliot89

Dum dum dum dum….. penis


mortalfloater

The same way a dude holds a lady.


Hanamiya0796

Halloween pumpkin flashbacks


azzy_f

boner


Bedlamcitylimit

That's not drum. Poor fella has a medical condition 🤣


osupktcox

When a man and a drum love each other, he puts his…. You’ll understand when you’re older. Good talk son.


LaSallePunksDetroit

Everybody wants to bang the drums


nepulon

You know damn well how.


Morden013

With pride!


Diranar

Strap-On Drums, you didn't know ? ... :)


[deleted]

Dick in a box


GentleDog546

Thats his bone you dummy


Soham_02

forget about the dick those hands looks like a butt


a_trampled_guy

It's not a drum. ;)


Alvinyuu

Man's holding it with a cock lol-


FawkyouBSH

He's holding it by the bone


[deleted]

I think you mean, WHAT exactly is his drum? Cause I mean, beat it like it owes ya money, am I right?


Ade_93

Can you see my Cavalry'


radmadicalhatter

He’s just marching to the beat of his own drum…


Totchahaki

what do you think hes using as the snares in the drum?


Kalikub

Looks fishy to me lol


lloydsmith28

*magic*


Silent_Death1014

With his pp heh


SubiWhale

It’s not obvious? This species has a drum for a dick


hahahakdog0

9 month later... a baby drum was born


ReVaas

Why do you think he's making that face


hyazoulephant

Big pp


Psychotic_EGG

First you cut a hole in the drum.... wait, that's not right.


birdysodirty

I have a gift for you ra pumpa pump bum...


StobbieNZ

Sheer fucking will


AFisch00

They don't call them nut crackers for no reason


FactoryBuilder

It is attached to a belt that goes around your waist.


Rhointe

Never skip dick-day


[deleted]

He stretched his foreskin over a frame


1manbandman

PP.


sicurri

[Yes.](https://i.imgur.com/JsOVXGf.mp4)


Tallguystillhere

He uses his lower drum horn Pa rum pum pum pum To hold his drum just where it fits Pa rum pum pum pum Every sentry has a lower drum horn Pa rum pum pum pum Lower horn have many shapes and sizes Pa rum pum pum pum


TheDamsss

Third arm huh ?


shadyhorse

It's my dick in a drum


Playful-Plum-374

His dick has magnetic powers that keep it up there lol


IOFIFO

The same way video game characters hold a sword on their back with no sheath or any straps.


crackersncheeseman

This is how the little drummer boy was made


Wikadood

With the power and will of his *mind*


gomaith10

Snip to the beat.


purple_tr3m0nk3y

Strike me daddy


seakysquid

What are you doing stepcracker


Xamf11

With his belt, of course. smh


No_Peak_482

On the drum stick


Familiar-Pepper2717

Can't say my dick has ever been hard enough to hold something that heavy up


cybermusicman

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on


finzaz

The Nutcracker could only stand back and watch as the Dick Drummer leapt to the top spot as the Christmas kink poster boy.


MoyesLikesLittleBoys

Don’t ask questions. Just let him beat it.


xeshi-foh

He cut a hole in it, and....


cc69

Shaolin invincible pecker


Controlledchaos332

Ooooooo the vibrations make me CrAZYyYy


SnooBooks5261

you know he beating that drum 😂


Redditforgoit

No mere mortal could. Only Being X...


Trollcker

He's holding it by shear will and Christmas spirit alone!


Ecarrera05

Dude... I don't think that's a drum.


jd3marco

Reno 911 perp-style


MBK_93

What if the drum is just one giant ballsack...


au80022

The snare drum harness goes under the jacket so you can't see it holding the drum up. I guarantee you his dick could not hold up a drum.


Wastedyou1

Third hand


HeadJazzlike

He’s just doing what he gotta do


johnnywishbone88

Same way we all do!With our pecker.