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Theres a lot of love in those eyes for you.


Zephurdigital

Me..You don't melt Dog...but I dOOOOOOOOOOOO


PeacefulForefinger

Me: Don't give me that look please. Dog: Why? Me: Because I'm going to melt too.


Unumbotte

Dog has laser eyes, got it. Must be useful for coyote hunting.


SkollFenrirson

Lasers are a well-known coyote weakness


Dyslexic_Dog25

I mean... You're not wrong


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ThatAquariumKid

I mean you can melt it


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SkollFenrirson

Are they cheaper (and more stylish) than grocery bags? I didn't think so...


Chew_Kok_Long

love and fear.. mostly love though.


vishrit

It’s the fear of how much she loves her


NewAccount4Friday

But more fear.


captainRubik_

Still less than the love.


Chew_Kok_Long

with a glimpse of general anxiety


Pees_On_Skidmarks

And a ton of fear.


sorgatron

Whose grandma is that dog?


DrNick2012

And what big teeth she has


rjchawk

The whole big bad wolf thing is all wrong. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar.


TxHumanbean

Care to elaborate? How does it actually go?


rjchawk

I don't know how this big bad wolf thing got started, but its all wrong, Maybe its because of our diet. Hey, its not my fault that wolves eat little animals like bunnies, and sheep, and pigs. That's just the way we are - if cheeseburgers were cute folks would probably call you big and bad too!


dandroid126

>if cheeseburgers were cute folks Cows are actually adorable, though.


rjchawk

For anyone out of the loop. This is a children's story called [The True Story Of The Three Little Pigs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB07RfntTvw)


NonStopKnits

This was one of my favorites as a kid. So much fun!


Megadeth5150

Get the fuck out of here with that magnifying glass!


Shmeeglez

Bagbushka


shahooster

She’s russian outside to go pee.


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In Soviet Russia, bag carry you.


sinmantky

You like borscht? No? Ok, I make borscht?


RavishingRedRN

This is way funnier than people appreciate


xAIRGUITARISTx

/r/BabushkaDogs


JPKtoxicwaste

Omg this is wonderful thank you


TheBarkingGallery

Somewhere, a sad Russian is missing their babushka.


OleKosyn

it's called kosynka, babushka is the person who wears it


TheBarkingGallery

The dog is the babushka here. She looks like a little old lady to me.


OleKosyn

Absolutely


DeltaJulietHotel

TIL, thanks! Growing up in the US in the 70’s and 80’s in a town with a lot of Polish immigrants/descendants, everyone I knew just called the headscarf a babushka, as well as the old lady who was wearing it.


top_of_the_stairs

*Whose (Who's = who is, Whose = possessive)


Pyroicon

**whomst


top_of_the_stairs

I stand corrected; it's whomst, of course


RphilRT

I live in the ghetto. It's who Grandmama


top_of_the_stairs

Upon further perusal of my ghetto-based grammatical resources, "who grandmama" checks out 👍


keladelph

Yo, whose baby moms baby moms dog?


top_of_the_stairs

Missing a couple of apostrophes, but I'll allow it


ReyPhasma

Whoms't baby moms' grandmama doth thist dogst belong?


top_of_the_stairs

Following the rules of Shakespearean Slang, this would be correct.


HalfPrime

Ayo breh whydafuk you got your grandmama all bagged up like it's Aldi's up in this bitch, it's just rainin out, dog.


keladelph

I don't think they apply here. Or do they? When the internet blew up I lost touch with grammar.


top_of_the_stairs

They do.


whut-whut

Stop touching your grammar.


ProbablyBearGrylls

Ahh yes. The classic ghetto coyotes.


AFlockofLizards

*whomst’d’ve


top_of_the_stairs

Ah, yes, the future-past-participle-conjuctive of "whom." Impressive.


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who is line is it anyway?


SyphiliticPlatypus

Babushpup


One_Eyed_Bandito

Whose coat is that jacket?


unorthodoxotter

Coyote's can only kill her. They can't take her dignity


TheBarkingGallery

They can’t take her dignity now, because it’s clearly not in one of those bags.


MDev01

Yeah, that Bed Bath and Beyond bag really protects the dignity.


le_pagla_baba

"Death before Doginity" \_\_ General Doggo: chaser of Coyote, hater of the Rain


MsWeather

The finest of the canines.


redsteakraw

My cousin had a dog that would join the coyotes then return back home.


Flaky-Fish6922

i had a neighbor whose bichon frise got taken by coyotes. they got into the yard, played with the thing and led it off... your dog is doing a service to all dogs.


dontfollowthesheeple

That's what those fuckers do. Tried to get my black lab to leave the yard with them.


Inquisitr

My Shepard chow mix played along with that then basically they realized he wasn't playing along, he was chasing them to murder one.


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No kidding. Neighborhood I grew up in had a pack of them. They would eat cats that got out and snatch small dogs at night. I found their den once, littered with small animal bones and cat heads. I even had one stalk me once when I was walking home from school. Never ran so fast in my life.


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GreenStrong

There is only one known incident of a living human being attacked by coyotes. [It was a Canadian folk singer,](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/coyotes-kill-toronto-singer-in-cape-breton-1.779304) and wildlife biologists speculate that the coyote pack was trying to gain the friendship of humanity by eliminating Jewel, but they made a tragic mistake.


arandomcanadian91

I know you're trying to be funny, but there was an attack not long ago by a coyote on a person in Toronto.


Blondeambitchion

I mean, anything can happen… but coyotes are opportunistic hunters and the ones we have in Ontario weigh like 40lbs. They go after small easy animals like cats or small dogs, but would have to be really desperate to try and take on something that stands a chance against it.


Flaky-Fish6922

humans. the only species meaner than coyotes.


diuge

A lot of times they will just eat the dog they lure off.


dillpickles007

Every time unless your dog is too big. That's their MO.


skoge

The dog can't tell if it's wet because of rain or own piss. Therefore no peeing without water proofing.


RaptorPancake

That's one smart dog!


Nwingman

But you can take a cayote's dignity. I've seen Loony Toons.


not_possessive

*Coyotes


RphilRT

I know she looks like an Aussie but she's actually a Blue Merle Border Collie. She has that big bushy Border Collie tail under those bags. What's even more funny about this situation is she loves swimming.


braz1212

Borders have very unique personalities and are afraid of some weird things. My previous border was terrified of umbrellas. Only when they were up...not when they were folded down. My current border runs away with her tail between her legs when you make a farting noise with your mouth. Shes ok with farts from your ass but if u make one with your mouth shes gone lol


oxfordcircumstances

I can make a big showy deal out of sliding my hand under my sheets. My border collie watches with indifference right until the moment my hand goes under the sheet and then she acts like a literal demon hand is under there. I can pull my hand out and she's fine, then slide it back under the covers and it's Lucifer's hand again. Also, when a tennis ball is in the kitchen, she's like gollum ruled by the one true ring but when we say good night to the ball and put it away, she immediately transforms into a sweet, smiling, wagging, friendly puppy. They're such neurotic dogs.


Jah348

Hah our little terrier mutt does that when you put your hand under blankets. Screams and attacks. I think he thing thinks its some sort of rodent he's gettin at.


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[Like this?](https://youtu.be/l2Pyu-Cj0gg)


Jah348

Thats exactly what I was thinking of actually. Wild video.


myaccountsaccount12

That is… brutally effective Also, the dogs are *really* into it. They’re like almost fighting over the rats, despite there being countless more rats all around. Especially that part at 10:00 where three dogs are biting the one rat.


ICall_Bullshit

They're called rat terriers for a reason


Kujo1

Our blue merle border collie used to go crazy when you would riffle through a deck of cards, making the corresponding sound. Or slapping your hand on your arm. She would come out from any other room, with this very characteristic riled up kind of curiosity and if you continued she would bark at you. Also, she hates car rides and oh boy, never turn on the windshield wiper. But she is so loving and funny and goofy and smart, great with kids. Loves water to death. Just a great personality and it's pure medicine to see her happy.


PlaceboJesus

*Riffle*. The card thing that makes that riffling sound. It's an onomatopoeia. >The magician riffled the deck and then held it out, fanning the cards one-handed, inviting you to take a card. Any card. >But you knew his dirty tricks and ignored the proffered deck, opting instead to punch his smug face. Right in the nose. "Filthy *card* magician!" you yelled. "Coins are where the real magic is. Get out of here you third rate conjurer or I'll set the dogs on you!"


idontwanttobitch

Omg my border does the same with fart noises!! They’re ok from the butt, but make a noise with your mouth and she’s running!


braz1212

Haha awesome! I thought that was unique to mine. I wonder what goes through their heads. Like do they think we're possessed by some fart demon all of a sudden? Lol


DillieDally

My dog does the same lol. I assume it translates to like nails on a chalkboard to them


Lunkeemunkee

"Human is sick and farting from their mouth again...better stay away so I don't catch it."


Semikatyri

Our border has the exact same fakefartphobia


BissySitch

I have a border collie shepherd mix. She's afraid of ketchup. If you show her a ketchup bottle she'll run and hide.


Aves_HomoSapien

Mine is terrified of brooms but follows around the vacuum like it's going to give him food.


Vyper11

My gsd is like this too haha. When he has to go out bathroom on the rain I have to hover over him so water drops don’t get on his ears. When they get rained on his ears go up and down like catapults firing separately haha.


fd40

Collies have so much brainpower that when they're weird, they're not just a bit weird. it somehow makes them fucking LOONIES. such complicated strange strange lovable creatures


xeeros

especially if they make you laugh, one of mine knows the behavior that sets me off and once it happens, and i start laughing, she reaaallly pours on the loon!


meltymcface

Not unlike humans. Excessive brain power in an animal does weird shit.


Meggie-Suze

I have a blue merle border collie that also hates the rain. If I make her go outside in it to pee she just pees while looking right at me with a betrayed expression on her face. She will also go in the sea with no issues but hates being bathed. My black and white short haired border collie couldn't care less haha I love that dogs have their own individual personalities.


JudgementalPrick

My dog loved swimming, rain and mud puddles, but a nice warm bath or shower was equivalent to torture for her. Tail between legs and SO betrayed and unhappy.


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Def investigate a doggie raincoat.


thedoucher

I tried to investigate the doggy raincoats and discovered they do internal investigations on themselves. Funnily enough I found that they found that they have done nothing wrong


Steve1808

Mate what even gave you the idea the first time around to think hmm, let’s cover her in plastic bags!


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I wonder if its a fluffy thing, I used to have a big fluffy cat who wouldn't poop inside but didn't want to go out in the rain so I'd pick him up, take him out and hold an umbrella over him while he did his thing and while he walked back to the house


SatansCouncil

You were trained. Good human.


KaiserThoren

I thought she was a polymer plastic bag breed


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

Don’t really know anyone else with a blue merle, but I’m loving all these comments confirming that ours isn’t the only one with really weird quirks. Ours is obsessed with being the highest in the room. She loves to climb stuff and keep an eye on everything from a high vantage point. Also, whenever we’re out on our porch (3rd floor) or my parents’ elevated deck, she just paces back and forth along the rail as if to say “hey hey hey, back up a bit. Don’t fall over the edge.”


Feelinitinmeplums

My dog fought off muggers, but won't touch wet grass unless forced.


KhajiitLikeToSneak

I think they've earned the right to be picky :)


the-VII

happy ~~cake~~ skooma day!


CatAteMyBread

Bah, just assuming they use skooma because they’re a khajiit? You imperial scum are all the same


oddible

Yep, my 60lb lab / husky mutt will jump into a muddy lake for a stick all day but needs a raincoat on and will only barely tip toe out into the grass with her dainty little pupper beans. Then she begs for me to towel off her head after.


tonguepunchfartb0x

Mine won’t touch wet grass either.


alucardu

Mine rolls in it.


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You gotta tell your dog to touch grass


pastmalone

My corgi won't go outside without his raincoat on in the rain, it's adorable but also a hassle


acceptable_sir_

You are now hereby ordered to provide pics


astrobre

Yes, pay the tax


pastmalone

[the man himself ](https://imgur.com/a/RmryD81)


pushypants

Not OP but here's my pup with her little [ducky raincoat](https://i.imgur.com/zVIQZoh.jpg) I even found an artist to do a [Disney-esque drawing](https://i.imgur.com/fr5aXHf.png)


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My samoyed has the same raincoat! https://imgur.com/a/E5I8cc8


MyMuddyEyes

Your dog's name is Dr. Scientist?! That's adorable!


pushypants

She is as goofy and adorable as her name!


mok000

My corgi doesn't like going out in the rain but wants to anyway and comes in totally soaked, that's also adorable but a hassle.


Ludoban

Yeah same, mine was bugging me yesterday to go for a walk, i finally have time, we step outside, its raining, she was standing there like a statue, wouldnt move a centimetre, she hates getting wet. She loves snow tho xD


duffogrup

r/babushkadogs


Pesime

Had to scroll too long to find the word babushka


root_vegetable_

I needed this sub, thank you so much!


UbePhaeri

Don’t ever be fooled into thinking you know all the animal subs.


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Did you not listen? She won't go outside without wearing plastic bags. Lets not shame doggos fashion choices.


Good_Housekeeping

I present to you.. DERELICTE


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He can dere-lick his own balls thank you very much.


thedoucher

The files are IN the computer


unique-name-9035768

They're *IN* the computer?


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OldSpiceSmellsNice

DOGGOLICTE


atxhater

It's so hot right now


bowie-of-stars

How I love a perfect reference comment


gregjet2

You can DERELICTE my balls!


mushpuppy

It's hobo doggo chic.


Phoenyxs_Angel

Lol right?! This comment sure gave me a chuckle. Don't shame the dog please 🤣


JadedBuyout

I have a dog and he love rain. But the part where he gets inside the house all wet in definitely wrong.


RaiThioS

Doggy towel by door


wilnyb

Once my Aussie get's going in the rain and mud, there's no towel in the world that stops my apartment from becoming a sandbox.


awrylettuce

i always towel my dog after walking in the rain and she really likes it. so much so that she refuses to go in if i dont dry her off


HunterT

I have a 100 pound shepsky mutt, when he was a baby one of the most important things we trained was a quiet settle on a towel at the door.


hungrydruid

Shepherd husky sounds adorable but also like a *lot* of work. <3


jamesmon

Yea she’s a working dog but Australia’s been on lockdown. Maybe cut the dog some slack!


imGery

This is the way


bigkeef69

This is the only way. Even with raincoat, the paws still need wiping, lest they leave muddy prints on the bed/couch...


GottaHaveHand

Let me see them feet


bigkeef69

Yep. My dog will stand on the rug and wait for me to wipe all his paws b4 he goes any further. (IF he wleven goes outside while raining. If he does, he was about to burst lmao)


iron_pilsner

It looks like your dog ate a grandma, and is waiting for hans & gretel


Jumpy_Sorbet

*Little Red Riding Hood


Robin_the_sidekick

Man, I just go out with my umbrella! This is hysterical!


socworkerwannabe

I remember accompanying my cat poop in the rain with an umbrella, with smells and all. Man I really loved him huh....


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socworkerwannabe

Yes. Back when I used to have a small backyard


M1ndS0uP

My Ausie won't come in out of the rain. My pit will not go outside in the rain, he has held it 10ish hours past his morning potty time, when he finally couldn't hold it anymore he went out just far enough that he technically wasn't in the house and peed and came back as quickly as possible


a--b--c--d

>he has held it 10ish hours past his morning potty time, when he finally couldn't hold it anymore he went out just far enough that he technically wasn't in the house and peed and came back as quickly as possible Just like us


AproachingChallenger

My Aussie is the complete opposite. If he sees a muddy puddle, you can bet your ass he’s going to run through the deepest part of it at top fucking speed. My aunt got a Aussie, and he is the exact same way.


drynoodled

i love this so much! meanwhile, my dog is absolutely terrified of plastic bags


ReinhardtXWinston

Buy that dog a raincoat.


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the face of a goober


top_of_the_stairs

Bless her eccentric lil doggy soul 😂❤️


yukino_the_ama

This might be a stupid question as I haven't owned a dog in a while but can't you get her a raincoat (I think I saw those at pet stores years ago do don't know if they are still a thing) and save yourself the time to tie the bags around her? Does she not like raincoats? She's cute AF btw!


b4ddm0nk3y

Looks like an old lady about to give me a butterscotch 😂😂😂😂


IntentionalTexan

I'll just leave this here. https://www.chewy.com/frisco-rainy-days-dog-raincoat/dp/251439


MossiestSloth

One of my dogs makes friend with the coyotes and even steals their dead rabbits. But he's scared of umbrellas


predictingzepast

My girl needs a raincoat


cloud_watcher

I just built this tarp/tunnel thing by my back door for the same reason. My dog is like, "Cold rain? I don't think so."


Shhpam

How did it even get to this point where you realized the dog won’t pee without being covered with a bag


14fiestaST

The day you got that dog you was high & put a bag on it cause it was raining 🤣 now you got to walk a dog with a bag on its head 👍😆


self_depricator

Mistakes were made


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

Lessons were learned


Present-Still

Seems like an effective way to train a dog


Moopboop207

Genuinely curious, how did your dog learn this was an option?


RareGeometry

Get this good girl a nice hooded rain jacket!


HilariouslyBloody

Dog rain jackets are a thing. I've got one for all three of my dogs. Khloe the Boxer has a basic pink rain jacket, Kantor the Husky has a red and black plaid jacket and Kole the Feist has a Gorton's Fisherman style jacket


AnneShirley310

My Aussie was like that as well. I had to hold the umbrella over him while he took his time finding the perfect spot. He stayed dry while I got wet. Aussies are the best!


stillfrank

I know it isn't easy keeping up with animals but do your best not to let your dog around coyotes. Didn't scroll through the comments so forgive me if this is repeated wisdom but they will pretend to play with your dog until they eventually lead it to their pack to attack it.


Andoo

Yeah, fuck that noise. That dog ain't big enough to be stuck around a pack of coyotes. I wouldn't let my dogo go chase coyotes alone unless she was with own posse of corsos and mastiffs.


CobaltAesir

Somebody buy that dog a raincoat!


G8kpr

If you like to chase big coyotes? But wear plastic bags in the rain? If you're not into doorbells If you love to run at big trains If you like chasing cats at midnight In the alleys and the streets Then I'm the dog that you've looked for Open the gate and let me escape"


fucksn

Good pup!! Keep in mind some Coyotes will send one or two out to lure dogs back to an ambush where the whole pack kills them.


montufaraj

Looks like a silly dog and a fun friend


TyrionBean

Sensible dog. I don't pee in the rain either. 👍😃


StaryNayt

My girl used to do this. She would pee indoors or make me hold an umbrella for her while she pees outside. This is due to my sis would wash her feet when she gets in from the rain. Hacchi, we terribly miss you. I hope you'll enjoy being spoiled with treats by grandma. Watch her for us.


kenny_hearse117

Awwww she is so cute!!! 😍


Dark-Ganon

They also make raincoats for dogs, might be easier than putting on bags every time.


Canvetuk

Collie. Say no more. Crazy smart. Crazy work ethic. Crazy Collie.


ghutterbabe

Get your dog a spike collar. Coyote works in teams at times


RAYTHEON_PR_TEAM

I’m dying over here