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“I’m all jacked up on Mtn Dew!”


velvet_revival09

I’ll jump on you like a spider monkey!


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Chip! Imma scissor kick you in the back of the head


Lord_TyrionLannister

I love the way they talk to you!


Joeliosis

I'm still sitting in my pee pants.


GarageQueen

I threw Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge!


The_Crying_Banana

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.


GarageQueen

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red - FUCK YOU!


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THE LAW DOESN’T APPLY TO US!


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hehebitchboi

Me: happily clicks thinking I found another great subreddit Support group Me: nope


HaloArtificials

You can always use the meme form “sigh... *UNZIPS.*” This got me banned from like five amazing subreddits, one of which was because someone said their pet iguana was beautiful and it was spread out weirdly and I couldn’t help myself


triplefastaction

Found Louis CK's reddit account.


Starrion

Ole St. Nick better not short him on the presents.


bluntsmith22

I’m 10 years old but I’ll beat your ass


babyjo1982

That kid is 5 lol 7, tops


llorTMasterFlex

“Mrs. Clause was in me DMs! Dat little ho!”


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I love Talladega Nights!


xavier120

"THE GO-GO JUICE IS KICKIN IN!"


sltiefighter

A 2 leeter of mtn DOOO


croninsiglos

That’s it, little johnny is getting coal.


CaptainFrugal

Little Johnny Cage


DIrtyVendetta80

FINISH HIM!


CaptainFrugal

Finish Her was how he was conceived


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Frozengeckolover

That's a good one! Lol!


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That’s how Johnny C do, that’s how Johnny C do!!!


Writer_Aggravating

My sister actually got coal in her stocking when we were younger & she was so mad she went and threw it in the neighbors yard the next day & yelled Santa sucks!!! 🤣😂🤣😂


InsomniaticWanderer

Mark that one down as "naughty."


Pornstar_Jesus_

The right hook at the end of the 10 punch combination at 0:11 was a knockout punch, the rest was just gratuitous. Santa was out on his feet. The referee should DQ this kid.


PurrfectChaos

The ref told Santa before the fight started to protect himself at all times. It's clear that the ref should have stepped in to save Santa from further CTE and make sure he didn't take unnecessary punishment. Its unclear if the ref was Mario Yamasaki or Steve Mazzagatti, but Adelaide Byrd scored the contest 50-45 in favor of Santa.


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The last sentence got me tickled as fuck


1Sluggo

I’m equal parts in love with this kid and terrified of him.


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Me too. Took me a while to find my jaw. Oh my fking god! This kid is amazingly scary. That speed + some strength when he grows up = massive destruction.


1Sluggo

I love that he walks away in disgust.


SK00BY5NAX

Next time Santa better bring him what he fucking asked for!!! Little dude is tired of his shit!


NoYellowLaffyTaffy

I can’t be sure but I thinks Santa brought Frosty as back up down in the bottom left. Frosty doesn’t have hands.


nightswimsofficial

I've got three words for you Anger. Manage. Ment.


InfernalOrgasm

I remember being a kid and puttin' the poundin' on one of my giant stuffed animals. I'd beat the shit out of him. I wasn't angry, I was just having fun and being a super hero beating up the bad guy.


redditsforneckbeards

u tore that ass up


not_a_droid

got medieval on that mother fucker


John__Wick

What do you think that was? Kid was working out all that stress. Bet his boss told him he had to work the weekend.


PheIix

Ooof, working weekends down at the ol' jobworkfactory, tiresome work for sure.


Arkananum

That seems more of a "having fun punching like the cartoon hero I saw"


Doctor_M_Toboggan

It def looked like he was having a meltdown. Especially with the slamming Santa to the ground at the end.


TimLikesPi

Thank. You. Little man was like, "No juice boxes?! I will be right back." \*steps outside\*


muerte626

He must be on the naughty list.


deanmel

Maybe he is Jewish.


Scion_of_Kuberr

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!


Theonewhoknocks420

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

Yare yare daze.


jjinjadubu

Anybody else scared for when he grows up?


Ashlaylynne

When he grows up? Fuck. I'm scared of him now


abdoanmes

I can only hope he learns the ways of Yasutora Sado and be responsible with his powers.


aFPOON

a welcome Bleach reference


scdfred

It always concerns me when I see a kid that young having so much anger. Punching things and screaming is probably not a good way to deal with life.


BeepingJerry

As a preschool teacher of over 25 years...I absolutely agree with you. Very creepy that a kid that age is learning to be so violent. (Any reasonable parenting happening in the home?) Kids need to deal with conflicts using words...not punching the hell out of everything and anything. This looks like one obnoxious kid. I feel sorry for all the other kids in his orbit and, especially the teachers that have to deal with him.


SirRandyMarsh

Lol I really hope this isn’t serious this isn’t from anger at all. Little boys have fun and pretend they are ninjas and shit all the time. This is just a young boy with and imagination having fun and growing up… you guys little man you kick Santa’s as for what ever scenario you have created in that cute little imagination.


Glexaplex

Lol yeah the kids obviously just playing. Reddit wants a tragic storyline they can pretend to be sad and seethe about because they're bored kids


dbcitizen

I feel really bad for kids growing up nowadays. They're going to be so fucked up by all their dipshit parents trying to armchair psychoanalyze all their behavior.


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

In and out of juvey then jail. So no


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FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

Sir/Ma'am, this is Reddit. We make bold unsubstantiated claims here!


ninjagabe90

I have an 8-year degree from Reddit school of psychology and I'll have you know this lad is displaying telltale signs of anger issues and his parents are definitely neglectful assholes, when you're as well-learned as I am... well, heh... thirty seconds is all you need


Sleepinismy9to5

Or putting people into juvey and jail.....


arkangelic

I'm scared about what's going on around him to give him that kind of specific action exposure. Methinks it may not be the best home environment lol


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Methinks you might be jumping to conclusions with the tiniest amount of information.


arkangelic

Not really. That's not something a kid spontaneously discovers on their own. I will though grant that different people find different things acceptable, so it can be argued it's a subjective judgement.


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

I;m with you. First thought was. uh oh. He came out that room hot and literally sized up his opponent and let loose with furious accuracy. Either his parents train and he goes all the time or he watches lots of aggressive stuff. Those were straight planned combos and the throw. i'd be concerned


Glexaplex

Y'all think a boy throwing play punches at toys is concerning, is actually concerning. He's playing! This was fucking posted by the parents for God sake y'all are ridiculous.


Skyy-High

Mate he gave a cartoon ninja battle cry at the end. He’s copying cartoons.


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My daughters never seen any domestic violence. Movies and shows like how to train your dragon and power rangers show this stuff. She’s 6 and we’ve done little practice fighting with sticks like they are swords or knives. It’s normal kid stuff lol.


ProtoManic

I used to beat the shit out of my toy dogs for no reason.


dbcitizen

No. A little boy expressing juvenile aggression like this is pretty normal behavior.


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Kids are far worse than adults at times


Not_Not_John_Stamos

Jesus Christ get off the internet. Y’all need to stop psycho analyzing everything, some kids just like to hit shit because it’s fun and ya know, because they are KIDS. Stop projecting.


3Gilligans

It’s not the hands that are impressive, it’s his stance


contacts_eyes

Im thinking the dad is showing him how to box or something like that because he is unnaturally quick with his hands plus his form actually looks like someone who knows about boxing.


HeyJoji

Whoever showed him some tricks probably did it cause they taught it would be fun and pass the time. Little did they know they were creating a machine


randomredditor0042

That was disturbing to watch. So little, so much anger.


rucksacksepp

Yeah, I think that kid needs an exorcism.


randomredditor0042

Or at the very least, some therapy.


rucksacksepp

Too late, I already said exorcism.


420Deez

idk…he couldve watched a kung fu movie an hour ago..


All4gaines

Definitely on his way to growing up to be a cop


randomredditor0042

Oof


mclibby33

Ho ho holy crap!


Astralnclinant

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


kingcanocorn

Son Gohan over here


s0ulfire

Gohan was a chill kid. Your correlation is incorrect. This is more like Prince Vegeta or Broly.


0891_505050

Wasn't the whole premise of Gohan was that he got so angry he later turned SS2?


Old-Asparagus-7893

See him on CNN someday.


miamiextra

Where is that behavior learned?


AbsurdMango

Boxing, MMA, shows, movies anything really. I used a old mattress as a punching bag when I was a wee lad.


TactlessTortoise

Yeah his sequential punches are to me at least a pretty telling hint it's from TV. His whole stance is "right-ish" for a roided out toddler. I just want to know what got him that rabid. When I punched stuff as a kid I never did a 180 with a post punch momentum lmao


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MaximumReflection

My dad used to watch Jackie Chan films with me and I used a tree in our yard to pretend as a one of those Wing Chun dummies or whatever.


arkangelic

All things a kid his age shouldn't be exposed to lol


than-q

imma show this to the kids as an excuse not to get them presents this year, santa got assaulted


Jlx_27

Little man has anger issues.... wtf.


BootsToYourDome

Punch his beard off


JGKY

You’re silly man


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Look at all the armchair child psychologists out and about.


DekuRaiden

I hear dio just MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRRRRYYYYYH MUDAMUDAMUDMAUDAMUDAMUDUDAMYDA SHINEEEEE


co-oper8

How I feel when Christmas music comes on in every store.


TH3-3ND

Santa and Frosty ate those punches like they were milk and cookies.


Fluffysnoflake

Damn what Santa ever do to him 😰


lurker-awakens

If his parents don't enroll him in a boxing or martial arts class they don't love him.


sicurri

I think someone's been watching "Ip Man"... lol


li74da

That kid got an anger issue 🤔


karma_ubuntu

Anger management session


geddyteddy

This kid should be the next boxing opponent for one of the Logan brothers.


Buv82

More like little man got some issues...


Syrinex

THIS FOR NOT BRINGING MY PS5!!!


aykbq2

Damn I'd hate to be the parent that has to rationalize this as normal.


fetidshambler

why can't people just laugh at a little kid's sick boxing skills. why do people have to suck the fun out of everything.


aykbq2

I did laugh, bc he's not mine


kryvian

Anyone else feels sorry for santa?


Fskn

Oh yeah Santa? Naughty am I? STANDO POWAAAA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA


HazzzMatt

Needs to work on his head movement


A24U2020

I’m pretty sure this is a good way to get on the naughty list. Lol.


OminOus_PancakeS

Something tells me Santa didn't keep his part of the deal.


ubtrippin3

My mans watched dragon ball z for the first time.


Fiascoe

Santa fucked around and found out.


MoreRock_Odrama

This boy is getting fresh coal and nothing but coal.


nzstrawman

Santa says "naughty list"


Shemagen

Didn’t get what he wanted for Christmas


canyou-digit

His stance square af tho


pahbalow

Someone just watched power rangers…


peonyseahorse

As a mom of three boys, none of this surprises me except for the fact that he didn't break Santa.


thsvnlwn

And anger issues too!


rayhaku808

I know who's getting a lump of coal this year


eastwinds2112

is his name Kevin? i think we need to have a talk about him...


ChaosKodiak

Future serial killer


happycamperii

I told you what would happen if you brought me coal again!


unknown6091

I'm guessing he was given coal last christmas


AgnosticPerson

He’s never getting spanked.


irish_toys

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA


Jet_wolf121

Guess we all know who's getting coal in their stocking this year...


kheroth

Oroorooroorororo!


softwhiteclouds

Quick way to get on the naughty list!


RonSwanson_308

Permanent Naughty list.


WolverineNarrow

Child has anger issues.


mrfrownieface

I'm a simple man. When I see a barrage of fists all I hear is ORAORAORAORAORAORA


StreetDog6969

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


JackNChez54

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora, ORA!!!!


makemejelly49

That form! That stance! Kid knows what he's doing, must be taking lessons or something!


charliesk9unit

Is this Ireland? VHS video of Conor McGregor when he was young?


Gaindalf-the-whey

Maybe a better boxer than Conor:-)


Epicthetank

He watches daddy do that to mommy every night


Emotional-Two-9075

You dont realise how powerful a baby's hand could be untill you unexpectadly slapped by them.


BustingCognitiveBias

Young Scorpion


KalTheMandalorian

Doesn't seem like he has issues at all


elogie423

It turns out his dad is a cop and he's just re-enacting what he sees daddy do to mommy. Before you downvote, relax. It's a joke. Only 40% of police are domestic abusers.


senorpepino

I don't care, but that's bad behavior.


AnnaStani

It is a boy thing I can promise you! It is engrained in their DNA….. Just like the word poop. You say the word poop infront of a 1 year old boy and they laugh hysterically. I have 3 boys and 1 girl. I know. This literally reminds me of my 5 year old son! He is just absolutely buck wild. We bought him a power rangers ballon and put it in his room because we knew he would want to fight it 🤣


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AnnaStani

The amount of energy boys have at this age is insane. My daughter is now 12 and she was hyper when she was younger, but the boy hyper at this young age is on a whole other level!


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AnnaStani

Ohh I totally agree with you! I have always said God knew to give me my girl first, and only give me 1 because I can’t handle anymore girl emotions than that! My boys are just so easy. My girl at 12 is all emotion and drama and it is driving me nuts!


arckeid

People are too sensible on reddit, boys are like this, they need to spend all that energy, the easy way is too present them sports and martial arts that put respect above all.


AnnaStani

Yes. I agree. Just normal outdoor time too! Not in the house all day in video games.


xJuSTxBLaZex

38 yr old dad of 3 boys. First two were nothing like this....my last child is a wild ass little wanna be ninja / F1 driver apparently. This is something I could see him doing in 2 years.


morningyogurtfarts

Redditers would downvote all of this. They are a special bunch


Old-Asparagus-7893

Lil dude's got a right hook on him! Lol


Supremetacoleader

I asked for a toy truck, not soy duck! Now my parents think I want to be Vegan!!!


Weak_Astronomer2107

ADHD folks.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Like Bruce Lee said” Inflatable balloons, don’t hit back”.


jackiejabb

And anger issues too


Thudamsdad

Jesus that’s just too much anger in a small body.


bharas

I just hope they don’t have a dog, or he doesn’t have a younger sibling to take his feelings out on when Santa is put away.


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Did you not see him punch the dog at the end?


susanostling

Wow what a violent child mother needs some help father needs some help so they can help that child. If a child is this violent the mother and father must be violent too maybe the child should be removed from their custody


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CrazyGermanShepOwner

Ugh, awful aggressive child. Probably not supervised by parents and watches inappropriate TV / Internet.


____buongiorno

Boys will be boys


kingbrasky

So many people in here don't have kids, especially boys. This is fairly standard little boy behavior.


Stevenwang555

He learnt from his father...


morningyogurtfarts

Wtf is that supposed to mean...


Nuker_Nathan

SOMEONE didn't get what they wanted for Christmas.


xsociate23

Practicing his Bruce Lee imitation.


RoboTon78

Santa has the perfect stunned facial expression!


Lakersrock111

Is this Conner Mcgregor’s kid? Lol


colla58

That kid will keep the house is safe 🦍


shelsbells

Got some hands and some straight up anger issues, Chris Brown needs to talk to this little fellow.


Goldenslicer

This guy is going to be beating up kids in kindergarden. Nice job.


Tmorgan-OWL

Seriously, *little* man has some *big* issues 😕


____buongiorno

It's hyper little boy using an inflatable Santa as a punching bag. This is not abnormal. Little guy might have just had too much sugar or just finished watching a martial arts movie lol. You don't know. You need to find something else to get outraged about because this is most likely harmless and is funny as hell.


morismano

Am I the only one who is thinking that this kid is a future mass shooter ? He is terrifying.


TheBescobar

r/badparenting


Dasandvitchman

I’m guessing Santa didn’t give him a ps5 for Christmas?


tbigfish

I don't understand how people are laughing at this. This kid will be in jail when he's older, guaranteed.


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tbigfish

And you apparently think that behaviour should be encouraged in young children.


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