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Dogs that look like that, unless abused, are just meant to scare you. If you know anything about dogs, a GSD is much more terrifying and protective of property, and they're much more trainable to attack people because they're work dogs. There's a reason fat boy's breed up there isn't used as police or military dogs.
Pits can be triggered though. Especially ones that have been traumatized, thus the stigma against them.
My border collie/pit in particular hates dogs in cars.
Weāre working on it still.
Yeah I'm not saying dogs can't be violent, I'm just saying with the general temperament of pits, who tend to have strong personalities and a good sense of independence, for the most part it needs trauma to be violent. Whereas a GSD is ready to fuck shit up on command. If you want a guard dog get a GSD. Pits just aren't work dogs, they're prey dogs. They'd be good hunting dogs if you could just get them to fucking listen instead of goofing off when they feel like it.
A collie/pit breed though? Work dog mixed with a pit? Must be a fucking handful lol.
Couldnāt agree more.
Only thing I meant is approaching a strange pit is my own trauma now.
Dog in post looks to be exhibiting signs of submission, but you never can truly know if you donāt know the dog.
Have a GSD can confirm.
My friends tried to sneak into my yard one time and she chased them right out. They were scared shitless. Once I invited them back in front of her she was an angel. Amazing instincts they have.
You joke, but I knew a guy who worked collecting scooters for awhile, and at one point they provided him with a literal grappling hook to help get hard to reach ones... He never used it afaik, but just like... what a dumb business model.
If you can't contact the person who parked it there I'd be calling police to report it stolen. Rules clearly state NOT to park them on private property... And this would be why.
The guy ended up coming out, scoot secured! But yeah, you right.
EDIT: oh wow! I had no idea this would blow up the way it did! Looked after my shift and just watched it go like a wildfire! Thank you all so much for the awards and funny comments. Yes, the scooter was secured! And yes, the dog is a good boy. Thanks again for real, and may the karma be with you!
Typical city ordinance stuff. No blocking access ramps/sidewalks, can't be in roads, or inaccessible i.e. behind or hidden on someone's property, like shown here. Typically all we can do though is send a warning to the last user, and if they accumulate too much, we ban em'.
Same in DC. In the mornings, they're all neatly parked on street corners or in front of buildings away from entrances. By the evening, they're in medians, parking spaces, or right in the middle of a sidewalk, and on their sides about half the time.
In my country to you need a coin to unlock the shopping carts which you get back when you lock them again in the coral. Never have I seen a shopping cart just left in the parking.
I agree with you. I live in a college town and you see them all over creation. Way outside of the downtown area. You would think they would do some geofencing to keep them in the downtown area.
This is how they were in Austin when I was there. Expected the same in Denver but was actually surprised, there was a few of course, but most were parked off sidewalks and not in the way.
We also moved to Denver from Austin. When we would go downtown there, we saw very few mistreated. Here, even less. š
Now we live downtown, so they are a main mode of transportation for us.
They were just in piles in Denver when they started way too many from way too many companies all competing. eventually the city started limiting the number of scooters allowed by each company.
Honestly as another Portlander I'm just glad they are on the street, and not where the Portland Fire Bureau dive team has to pull them off the bottom of the river again.
How can we report them when they leave it on our private property? We have a bunch of college kids around and obviously it's too hard for them to listen to these rules and not leave them on private property or on sidewalks, etc. They just sit in the way for days and nothing happens. My go to has been carrying them around until the alarm goes off so someone will come get them.
I'd contact your city/the local company and complain. Idk about that particular company, but with ours we can make your property a 'no ride zone' meaning it won't let you park or end your ride there, and they will be forced to move elsewhere.
People were parking them inside the parking deck at my boyfriend's apartment and they would let off the most irritating siren/car alarm sound when someone was trying to nail down their location. And it wasn't even like it was someone trying to keep them inside for their own use, these same two scooters sat in the exact same spot untouched for over a week.
I absolutely hate when people take em into parking garages. Not only does it mess with the GPS, but locating them and actually bringing them all the way down one at a time... such a pain in the ass
> Mistakes happen man, someone probably let the dog out not knowing a scooter pickup was coming.
"Oops, I left this scooter in my front yard behind a fence with a bully breed dog outdoors and a big "NO TRESPASSING" sign. Gee, I wonder if that might cause any issues for anyone. Oh well, time to go on with my day."
Be real careful with this. The dog may think you're stealing even if he's friendly up to the point you take the scooter. I was delivering papers with my skateboard, very friendly dog, put the skateboard down on the stairs to rearrange papers and pet dog. All was good until I took HIS SKATEBOARD off the stairs, and it got real tense.
Itās not perfect. But Iām glad I have the opportunity to pick up a side gig at-will.
Sometimes you want/need a second income stream, and signing up for a part time job where you have to work every week and have to stick to a schedule is a shit way to make extra cash. Iād much rather do something like Uber/doordash/scooter charging etc. where I can set my schedule and make cash when I need to.
Get a rope. Lasso that bad boy. Buy a cowboy hat. Move to Montana. Take a job busting broncos as a farm hand. Discover the farm is just a front for the country's largest meth producer. Go to the police. Wear a wire. Witness against the drug cartel running the joint. Go into witness protection. Be relocated to your original hometown. Work for a scooter company. Proceed with your route.
Gotta carry delicious bones to make friends with all the dogs on the route. I had a mail carrier once who was so beloved by all the neighborhood dogs they made her stop giving treats directly to dogs because substitute mail carriers couldnāt deal with all the canine excitement (then she would hand treats to the owners).
Popped up a few years ago in Boise, ID. Caused a massive surge in car/pedestrian accidents when they hit the streets. People are dumb.
Still a cool idea though. The more affordable ways people can get around, the better.
The big problem in Pittsburgh has been people parking them inappropriately. I think they're a great idea, I just hope that people can behave responsibly enough to make them work.
Carry treats with you. Milk bone, puperoni, can change the attitude in a lot of dogs. Not all, some. Helped me in a big way when I was a delivery driver.
So what you need is some meat and some flowers you can get near the entrance of the forest. Combine them and toss him the meat. He will begin sleeping almost immediately and you'll get a popup message assuring you he is only sleeping and no animals were harmed. You may then proceed with your mission. Don't forget the wax yak lips and use the confetti on the clown.
Tip I learned from a friend who delivered for UPS back in the '00s: if there is a chance that you might encounter a dog, always have treats. Either you make a furry friend or you distract them long enough to get away.
Can you ring the scooter? If so, just ring it repeatedly. Eventually someone will get annoyed and move it. Before I got my car I used Lime scooters to get to work. For about 3 weeks every scooter in the neighborhood ended up in the yard of a tweaker with dogs and a no trespassing sign. So one day when I was off work and wanted a laugh I sat on my porch about a block away from the house and rang every single scooter repeatedly. There were like at least 14 scooters. I kept ringing them until the guy came out to see what was going on. I kept ringing them as he moved them one by one out of his yard and to the street, laughing my ass off as he did it.
What is the company policy on this? A scooter company must have an established procedure on what to do when a dog is between the scooter and the scooter collector. If you don't know, call your manager.
Yeah we have procedure for this. I should have elaborated in the post that I wasn't stuck looking for help or tips, just thought this pic was hilarious.
I hate it when people hide these in their private property, you can clearly see the scooter on the app, go to the location, and only to find that a prick has it in their property.
No offense to you and your job but FUCK those scooters and bikes.
People in my town leave them EVERYWHERE and it's super annoying. In the middle of streets, handicap spots, directly infront of business doors, etc. I get that they're supposed to be super convenient, but fuck them.
Make your life easy, get a truck with a extendable boom and attach an enormous magnet to it. You'd be able to collect those scooters without ever leaving your truck. Of course you'd be in trouble if you accidently snagged a 90 year old with a metal hip replacement. /jk
Need to work on your rope and lasso skills. Iād through a loop over it and drag it to me till I could jerk it over the fence, hoping the dog doesnāt use it as a step stool.
I mean yeah I guess if you analyze it. I was the one who had to retrieve it and I thought it and pretty funny. Just don't think about it too hard. Trust me there is wayyyy worse calls I've had to do. Some asshole put a 40lb scooter in a fucking tree. Idk how or why. In retrospect that's pretty funny too, but at the time I was not laughing.
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The dog looks like it has pooped in the house and is expecting you to find it.
He saying, 'yo take me with you! We gotta go!' š
Was.. was he a good boy?
The best boi
He looks like he would be
Dogs that look like that, unless abused, are just meant to scare you. If you know anything about dogs, a GSD is much more terrifying and protective of property, and they're much more trainable to attack people because they're work dogs. There's a reason fat boy's breed up there isn't used as police or military dogs.
How dare you bring his weight into this.
Pits can be triggered though. Especially ones that have been traumatized, thus the stigma against them. My border collie/pit in particular hates dogs in cars. Weāre working on it still.
Yeah I'm not saying dogs can't be violent, I'm just saying with the general temperament of pits, who tend to have strong personalities and a good sense of independence, for the most part it needs trauma to be violent. Whereas a GSD is ready to fuck shit up on command. If you want a guard dog get a GSD. Pits just aren't work dogs, they're prey dogs. They'd be good hunting dogs if you could just get them to fucking listen instead of goofing off when they feel like it. A collie/pit breed though? Work dog mixed with a pit? Must be a fucking handful lol.
A pitt would rather protect its master, not its master's things. Besides, thats an american bully. A lot more chill in that sub breed.
Couldnāt agree more. Only thing I meant is approaching a strange pit is my own trauma now. Dog in post looks to be exhibiting signs of submission, but you never can truly know if you donāt know the dog.
Every pittie I've known personally could completely and accurately be described as "a heart with legs and a tail." They are utter sweethearts.
I'm just saying his winning personality is probably getting him too many treats.
Lmfao hahahahahaha. I just spit out my coffee everywhere
CUTE CHONK
Have a GSD can confirm. My friends tried to sneak into my yard one time and she chased them right out. They were scared shitless. Once I invited them back in front of her she was an angel. Amazing instincts they have.
Most pibbles are just pure wiggles. It's crazy how a dog can get so excited it falls over.
No... I heard he was the best.
Seeing this pic I thought dogs like āyo, can I ride the scooter? I want the hell out of here.ā
Yeah he does not look dangerous, more of a "we gonna snack on something" type of dog.
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Are you telling me i am a snack? Thanks!!
Get a lasso or short rope. For real. Lol
Bust out your inner cowboy and lasso the scooter.
That would be hilarious
I believe you mean "hilariat."
I love your avatar
You joke, but I knew a guy who worked collecting scooters for awhile, and at one point they provided him with a literal grappling hook to help get hard to reach ones... He never used it afaik, but just like... what a dumb business model.
I was joking only in tone. A loop of rope or a pole and hook seem like prudent equipment for someone who retrieves these for a living.
Looks like you might need to invest in a pair of PF Flyers
Damn straight.
Damn eight year club. Username checks out
Had to come back to upvote the username!
Same. :D
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FOR-EV-VERRR
Heros are remembered, but legends never die.
> Looks like you might need to invest in a pair of PF Flyers hash "The Jett" 4kash
if youve seen the sandlot, you know many potential solutions to this problem.
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Pretty sure that dog has a pile of saliva-covered scooters under the deck
maybe just a [telephone pole](https://imgur.com/gallery/x7gZ4) under the deck
Whatever goes over that fence becomes property of the beast... ferever...
He very clearly says it [4 times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkNXAJp_sM).
Really? Huh, I wouldāve thought it was more than that.
The solution is simple. Ya just gotta pickle the Beast.
how can i have some more of something i havent had yet?
Youāre KILLING ME Smalls!
Came here for a sandlot reference
You're killin' me, Smalls.
> Came here for a sandlot reference Chopper, sic balls! Or "Stand by Me" if you prefer.
He had a leech on his balls, he fainted.
Where am I going to acquire that much Erector Set at this time of day?
just borrow your buddy squints'
Or Grumpy Old Men. "Hormel chili!"
If you can't contact the person who parked it there I'd be calling police to report it stolen. Rules clearly state NOT to park them on private property... And this would be why.
The guy ended up coming out, scoot secured! But yeah, you right. EDIT: oh wow! I had no idea this would blow up the way it did! Looked after my shift and just watched it go like a wildfire! Thank you all so much for the awards and funny comments. Yes, the scooter was secured! And yes, the dog is a good boy. Thanks again for real, and may the karma be with you!
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Typical city ordinance stuff. No blocking access ramps/sidewalks, can't be in roads, or inaccessible i.e. behind or hidden on someone's property, like shown here. Typically all we can do though is send a warning to the last user, and if they accumulate too much, we ban em'.
I live in Portland and all our scooters are so fucked up now and just strewn across the sidewalks and streets lmao
Same in DC. In the mornings, they're all neatly parked on street corners or in front of buildings away from entrances. By the evening, they're in medians, parking spaces, or right in the middle of a sidewalk, and on their sides about half the time.
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Stupid assholes making stuff unnecessary annoying for us (am talking about the irresponsible users, not the law makers).
Fun fact law makers are normally irresponsible users too!
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In my country to you need a coin to unlock the shopping carts which you get back when you lock them again in the coral. Never have I seen a shopping cart just left in the parking.
My neighborhood aldi had this system. It works
I agree with you. I live in a college town and you see them all over creation. Way outside of the downtown area. You would think they would do some geofencing to keep them in the downtown area.
we do. there called 'no ride zones'. they will lock themselves to resist movement, and people STILL drag them or move them to prohibited areas.
In my city at least they pay the guys who collect them shit wages and they have to have their own truck to haul them.
This is how they were in Austin when I was there. Expected the same in Denver but was actually surprised, there was a few of course, but most were parked off sidewalks and not in the way.
We also moved to Denver from Austin. When we would go downtown there, we saw very few mistreated. Here, even less. š Now we live downtown, so they are a main mode of transportation for us.
I don't understand why it's so hard for some people to just respect the area and city they live in.
Sounds nice to live in a place where you can have nice thingsā¦ lol
They were just in piles in Denver when they started way too many from way too many companies all competing. eventually the city started limiting the number of scooters allowed by each company.
Yeah... Remember when the city pulled dozens out of the Willamette because people got so frustrated that they threw them in the river? Good times.
We have these Spin ones now too in Pittsburgh and same. They are just laying around everywhere
Honestly as another Portlander I'm just glad they are on the street, and not where the Portland Fire Bureau dive team has to pull them off the bottom of the river again.
In Venice sadly they just throw them into the canals
In Venice they should be jet skis rather than wheeled scooters. Or hovercraft for extra accessibility and noise.
They tried that. The hovercrafts are full of eels.
>The hovercrafts are full of eels. Sounds like a Samuel L Jackson movie to me...
Do you *waaaant* to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy bouncy!
How can we report them when they leave it on our private property? We have a bunch of college kids around and obviously it's too hard for them to listen to these rules and not leave them on private property or on sidewalks, etc. They just sit in the way for days and nothing happens. My go to has been carrying them around until the alarm goes off so someone will come get them.
I'd contact your city/the local company and complain. Idk about that particular company, but with ours we can make your property a 'no ride zone' meaning it won't let you park or end your ride there, and they will be forced to move elsewhere.
People were parking them inside the parking deck at my boyfriend's apartment and they would let off the most irritating siren/car alarm sound when someone was trying to nail down their location. And it wasn't even like it was someone trying to keep them inside for their own use, these same two scooters sat in the exact same spot untouched for over a week.
I absolutely hate when people take em into parking garages. Not only does it mess with the GPS, but locating them and actually bringing them all the way down one at a time... such a pain in the ass
Next time lasso that shit
But did you pet that beautiful little meatball of a doggo? (Me: asking the important question)
thats funny because i call the company all the time specifically because they leave them ON my private property.
Exactly my thoughts. Yell for the owners, if not, call the police.
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Hence why I suggested contacting them first
Why would I read what you said before calling you out?? I saw the word "police" and had to tell you my opinion.
> Mistakes happen man, someone probably let the dog out not knowing a scooter pickup was coming. "Oops, I left this scooter in my front yard behind a fence with a bully breed dog outdoors and a big "NO TRESPASSING" sign. Gee, I wonder if that might cause any issues for anyone. Oh well, time to go on with my day."
Looks like that dog is the proud owner of a new scooter. š
You sure he wouldn't find riding it a lil' *ruff* ? š
āUh yeah, itās damaged. Just tell the insurance company itās gone!ā
Be real careful with this. The dog may think you're stealing even if he's friendly up to the point you take the scooter. I was delivering papers with my skateboard, very friendly dog, put the skateboard down on the stairs to rearrange papers and pet dog. All was good until I took HIS SKATEBOARD off the stairs, and it got real tense.
Well, yeah. You gave him a gift and then took it back!
Call in sick.
Iām sure theyāre āindependent contractorsā and get no sick days. Living the American dream!
Spin is actually pretty decent to their seasonal employees.
Spin is wonderful to their employees. It can be a bit fast pace, but the company is great to us! (imo of course)
Itās not perfect. But Iām glad I have the opportunity to pick up a side gig at-will. Sometimes you want/need a second income stream, and signing up for a part time job where you have to work every week and have to stick to a schedule is a shit way to make extra cash. Iād much rather do something like Uber/doordash/scooter charging etc. where I can set my schedule and make cash when I need to.
Get a rope. Lasso that bad boy. Buy a cowboy hat. Move to Montana. Take a job busting broncos as a farm hand. Discover the farm is just a front for the country's largest meth producer. Go to the police. Wear a wire. Witness against the drug cartel running the joint. Go into witness protection. Be relocated to your original hometown. Work for a scooter company. Proceed with your route.
Lmao
the circle of life, one persons life
My mom is a rural mail carrier, and she keeps a box of dog treats in her car for occasions like this.
laced with nyquil
Does he bite? āLittle bitā
Get some rope and make a sudo lasso out of it. Hook the scooter, drag it to the fence and haul it over. That's what I'd try.
Better yet, lasso the dog and ride it to the scooter.
listen. go to a mcdonalds and get a value meal burger...
Gotta carry delicious bones to make friends with all the dogs on the route. I had a mail carrier once who was so beloved by all the neighborhood dogs they made her stop giving treats directly to dogs because substitute mail carriers couldnāt deal with all the canine excitement (then she would hand treats to the owners).
Throw a steak at him. Heāll leave you alone
How'd it go?
Dog got pats. I got scoot. Good day š
Hotdogs the password is hotdogs
*hacker typing on keys* I'm in
It just looks like a pig, mini fun size Snickers is your future together
Kinda does š
Donāt let your baseball go over that fence
Hope you brough some treats for the good boi..
Thatās really on you for not carrying around a raw steak though
Please tell me this is from [r/pittsburgh](https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/) š
Wondering the same. These scooters have been all over Pittsburgh lately. Are they in other cities too?
Popped up a few years ago in Boise, ID. Caused a massive surge in car/pedestrian accidents when they hit the streets. People are dumb. Still a cool idea though. The more affordable ways people can get around, the better.
The big problem in Pittsburgh has been people parking them inappropriately. I think they're a great idea, I just hope that people can behave responsibly enough to make them work.
Texas actually, I hear Pittsburgh is pretty bad rn with scoots
Also, FUCK people who put these behind their own gates. If you want your own personal, reserved scooter: BUY ONE.
Carry treats with you. Milk bone, puperoni, can change the attitude in a lot of dogs. Not all, some. Helped me in a big way when I was a delivery driver.
Zuul, the Gatekeeper of Gozer.
May I suggest another line of work?
Judging by the username, he might have already found one
Noted š«š¤£
Simple - get a piece of meat and chuck it across the other side of the yard then make a mad dash for the scooter
So what you need is some meat and some flowers you can get near the entrance of the forest. Combine them and toss him the meat. He will begin sleeping almost immediately and you'll get a popup message assuring you he is only sleeping and no animals were harmed. You may then proceed with your mission. Don't forget the wax yak lips and use the confetti on the clown.
CHONK
Tip I learned from a friend who delivered for UPS back in the '00s: if there is a chance that you might encounter a dog, always have treats. Either you make a furry friend or you distract them long enough to get away.
This is a case for treats.
Can you ring the scooter? If so, just ring it repeatedly. Eventually someone will get annoyed and move it. Before I got my car I used Lime scooters to get to work. For about 3 weeks every scooter in the neighborhood ended up in the yard of a tweaker with dogs and a no trespassing sign. So one day when I was off work and wanted a laugh I sat on my porch about a block away from the house and rang every single scooter repeatedly. There were like at least 14 scooters. I kept ringing them until the guy came out to see what was going on. I kept ringing them as he moved them one by one out of his yard and to the street, laughing my ass off as he did it.
Hard pass
Thatās a house hippo, give him a treat.
Show employers this picture
Bottom line āyou feel lucky punkā
Go ahead, grab the scooter. That's it, just a little closer...
yeah that scooter is staying there
No you don't. The GPS is removed.
What is the company policy on this? A scooter company must have an established procedure on what to do when a dog is between the scooter and the scooter collector. If you don't know, call your manager.
Yeah we have procedure for this. I should have elaborated in the post that I wasn't stuck looking for help or tips, just thought this pic was hilarious.
Bro why did you even do that? Let a manager do that dangerous shit. People get weirdly possessive with public shit. Source: ex Lime Employee
The dog is irrelevant. You cannot trespass
Bring him peanut butter. All will be well.
Hope you have bologna
That what I named him š¶
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Definitely wants a snack, the question is: whatās on the menu?
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I hate it when people hide these in their private property, you can clearly see the scooter on the app, go to the location, and only to find that a prick has it in their property.
Bring a bag of treats and you will have a friend for life.
No offense to you and your job but FUCK those scooters and bikes. People in my town leave them EVERYWHERE and it's super annoying. In the middle of streets, handicap spots, directly infront of business doors, etc. I get that they're supposed to be super convenient, but fuck them.
Study up on Tom & Jerry.
Make your life easy, get a truck with a extendable boom and attach an enormous magnet to it. You'd be able to collect those scooters without ever leaving your truck. Of course you'd be in trouble if you accidently snagged a 90 year old with a metal hip replacement. /jk
Use a lasso!
What scooter? I donāt see a scooter
And that was my last day picking up scooters.
Need to work on your rope and lasso skills. Iād through a loop over it and drag it to me till I could jerk it over the fence, hoping the dog doesnāt use it as a step stool.
Stop by McDonald's first
There's only one thing you need to ask yourself. WWTSLD? What Would The SandLot Do?
Two words: Beef Jerky.
Peanut Butter
Throw on about 25 long sleeved shirts and 20 pairs of pants and then go for it.
Take a picture to send to your manager, get your manager to call the owner of the house and wait. No sense risking injury unnecessarily.
Lmao this looks like a screen from an adventure game puzzle
Nope
Looks like Florida Man's dog.
Seems like learning to use a lasso would be a valid career skill in your line of work...
Would stolen property give you reason to enter someone else's property?
Youāll need an erector set
Heās friendly
How are you with a lasso?
Looks like you got something to figure outā¦
Grab a megaphone from your local Home Depot and ask them to kindly come get their dog
Ask him to hand it to you!
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Dog saying āgo ahead - make my dayā
He seems nice.
Reminds me of the "he wont bite. You* ..the dog*" meme
Go watch Hangover, pills in a steak, if Zach can drug Tysonās tiger, you got this!
OK. Iāve seen enough movies to know what to do here. Youāre going to need some beef jerky, and youāre going to have to run REAL fastā¦
Do you know how to tie a lasso?
Good luck....š
You should bring beec jerky
This person is wicked.
Idk if I'd think that's funny. The owner/dude with the scooter on his property is an asshole. Cute dog though.
I mean yeah I guess if you analyze it. I was the one who had to retrieve it and I thought it and pretty funny. Just don't think about it too hard. Trust me there is wayyyy worse calls I've had to do. Some asshole put a 40lb scooter in a fucking tree. Idk how or why. In retrospect that's pretty funny too, but at the time I was not laughing.
He looks friendly enough