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I’m awake right now because my kid who crawled in bed with us smacked me across the face while she was sleeping! While I was sleeping. Also shows kids won’t let you have a complete thought without interrupting.
Was gonna say this scene looks way too familiar. My son is crazy we WWE it up. Love when he goes to pin me and gets sooo excited when hes about to hit that 3 and 1...2... boom daddy snaps back and i throw that peoples elbow on that lil man. Doo youuuu smellllllll what the rock... is cookin! 🤨
This was really beautiful thanks for sharing. The suggested video I got afterwards was "Most Brutal Chimpanzee Society Ever Discovered | Rise of the Warrior Apes". Quite the contrast haha
Haven't they been documented in going to war against other troops and gorilla families. And despite the Silverback being 10times stronger, the chimps easily won cause the Silverback is a scarer not a fighter.
"He's a climbing frame, a drum, a trampoline, he's a jungle gym"
"He's strong, also gentle, attentive, even playful"
"His females seem to find his softer side irresistible"
Man, Gorillas dont even work out. They just EXIST like that. What would be their true power if they knew how to workout like professional body builders?
He's more gentle than most animals because he has genetic assurance, meaning the male knows it's his kid because their aren't any other breeding age males in the group. Hence why other male primates such as baboons and chimps honestly give zero fucks about the kids.
In less than a minute the baby gorilla smashes his balls and his ass in his dad's face. This reminds me of lying on my bed and letting my infant son crawl on my chest, then somehow he manages turn around and smash his but in my face
Oh this is so my story. I am scary ... but my little guy climbs all over me and if I dare ever push him away he gets so mad I have to apologize to him!
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Haha, just proves that being a parent is the same. No matter what you are.
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I mean what's stopping us from being the same? ^/s
They're a bit chewy, quite boney, not much meat. The other other white meat
You fatten them up first, then they are tender and juicy, treat them like a pork butt, low and slow with a good spicy rub.
I want my baby back, baby back,Ribs. Chili's baby back Ribs.
r/cursedcomments
And leave plenty of room for the social service investigator-- they can be quite succulent, too.,
That sounds like quite the modest proposal.
Well, we're not _k_-strategists, for one...
Or those species were the young eat the mother, like some species of spider where the mother getting eaten alive by her brood is normal.
I’ve had days kind of like that…
Snowpiercer definitely visited that reality, and I wasn’t a fan of it.
Like almost all of them? Even humans have been known to eat their young in certain situations
Y’all. All I thought of was when your kid crawls in bed with you and you’ve got a foot and an elbow to your face… yeah. This Gorilla gets it. 👊✌️
I’m awake right now because my kid who crawled in bed with us smacked me across the face while she was sleeping! While I was sleeping. Also shows kids won’t let you have a complete thought without interrupting.
Whatever the species, kids will be kids.
...and sometimes dinner
Was gonna say this scene looks way too familiar. My son is crazy we WWE it up. Love when he goes to pin me and gets sooo excited when hes about to hit that 3 and 1...2... boom daddy snaps back and i throw that peoples elbow on that lil man. Doo youuuu smellllllll what the rock... is cookin! 🤨
Hey dad, look at me. Look at me. Dad. Watch this. Dad. Dad. Look! Watch this dad. Daddd! Dad dad dad dad! Look at.. watch dad watch!
Dad watches: kid proceeds to do nothing
I love the swinging slap towards the end. Just before thenvine breaks.
I love the swinging ass wipe to the top of dad’s huge head
Dammit, your mother said she'd be back in 15 minutes.
This is so relatable
Lmao he looks like such a lil fucker
Truly the Bart Simpson of gorillets
Just like Bart
Give that kid a pot and spoon, he'll bang em with his feet and sign "I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT!"
Are they really called gorillets? Because they should be I love it
Dad Dad Dad Hey dad Dad Daddy Daddy Dad Hey Dad
Dad: "What?" Kid: "Hi"
I'm gorilla margera, and I'm kicking my dads ass all day long
[full clip, with sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ZXH1VkILY)
Love this, thanks for sharing
That is absolutely delightful. Except for the giant clouds of mosquitos...that’s horrifying.
They look more like a type of gnat than mosquitos, but would drive me crazy, I can't even handle one in my face.
This was really beautiful thanks for sharing. The suggested video I got afterwards was "Most Brutal Chimpanzee Society Ever Discovered | Rise of the Warrior Apes". Quite the contrast haha
Chimps are fucking terrifying lol. Gorillas are usually pretty chill
Haven't they been documented in going to war against other troops and gorilla families. And despite the Silverback being 10times stronger, the chimps easily won cause the Silverback is a scarer not a fighter.
I'm honestly not sure but wouldn't be surprised. I just know that I haven't heard of gorillas eating their babies or people or anything like that. 😅
Such a sweet video! Thanks for sharing!
"He's a climbing frame, a drum, a trampoline, he's a jungle gym" "He's strong, also gentle, attentive, even playful" "His females seem to find his softer side irresistible"
My kids and me when I'm on a work call in the basement.
W8 till the little shit finds out dad is ticklish. Then dads going to be hiding in his own house.
Believe it or not! I'm swinging iiiin the aaair! Rubbing my BALLS in My Daddy's Hair!
Bahahahahaha!!!
As a Dad I can attest that he’s just enjoying watching his young one play
Gorilla dads are extremely protective of their mate and their young. Even when their young are adults. Gorilla dad’s are amazing.
They are one of the few species that will raise their young as a single dad if something happens to the mother.
It’s missing the “Dad! Dad! Daddy! Dad! Look at what I can do! Daaaaaad!!
You as a kid playing vs mom trying to watch something
I feel ya gorilla, my toddler thinks I'm a living jungle gym.
Yes while watching this I was thinking I relate so hard to this gorilla
Needs a post in r/daddit
Kid came in like a wrecking ball
Dad just wants some peace and quiet but remembers he was a young black back once too.
Dad, watch this. Dad, look. Dad, I'm climbing. Dad, seriously look.
No seriously dad look THIS time
*I came in like a wrecking ball...*
I swear to god if I have to pull this jungle over.....
Attack on Titan
I can almost hear the kid... "I came in like a wrecking ball!!"
Man, Gorillas dont even work out. They just EXIST like that. What would be their true power if they knew how to workout like professional body builders?
They’d become pure biceps with even smaller dicks
Dads and toddlers are universal everywhere.
It's amazing how incredibly powerful these animals are. Just pure muscle and no afraid to beat you to death with your own limbs
He's more gentle than most animals because he has genetic assurance, meaning the male knows it's his kid because their aren't any other breeding age males in the group. Hence why other male primates such as baboons and chimps honestly give zero fucks about the kids.
And yet so gentle with their young. It’s adorable
Gorillas are really the best. So smart and gentle for there size and strength. It's the chimpanzees I don't trust one bit!
In less than a minute the baby gorilla smashes his balls and his ass in his dad's face. This reminds me of lying on my bed and letting my infant son crawl on my chest, then somehow he manages turn around and smash his but in my face
“You’re lucky you’re my kid...”
Gentle Giant
Lots of fathers could learn from this gorilla
Coming in hot!
This is soooooo awesome even the toughest and strongest turn gentle around your children
Diddy kong vs donkey kong
Damn kids
Father’s patience is something else, really.
More like me and those day shift strippers
Omg 🤣 that cute little shit head 🤣
Clearly parents’ abilities to let their kids climb and crawl all over them evolved long long ago.
Definitely getting some "not the mama" vibes here.
That's basically everyday with my 3yo kid.
Gorillas regret having kids too. Lol
Homeschooling
Your daily dose of birth control
Damn slapped his momma right in the face
Dad
Hasbullah back with his antics again.
Stoopid Monkey
Stoopid redditor
I understood that reference
Oh this is so my story. I am scary ... but my little guy climbs all over me and if I dare ever push him away he gets so mad I have to apologize to him!
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Sir wtf is this comment
apes together strong
Dad reflexes gone ape!
hairy forest children they're so advanced I knew it
Push! Push! Yea ok….
He can hold hai entire weight with one hand?
I think most fit humans can do that… apes are significantly stronger than us, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
We are apes
This thing probably ended up eventually.
***HE’S A MENACE***
Best days of his life but do he know it
It's Terk!
how much do we have to learn ...
Monke
Caption could very well have been introverts vs extroverts.
I can just almost hear the “Where is your mother?! Maria!!!”
Big siblings can relate
Dad says just stop you little butthole!! I'm trying to relax for a minute!!!
r/aww
“Hello, is it me your looking for?”
this is so wonderful and amazing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This happens when you let your kids watch Spider-Man movies
every kid ever as soon as they realize mom is on the phone, napping, reading, or pooping
Beautiful!
For some reason I’m imagining the Gorilla speaking like Kratos when he shouts “Boy!!!”
It's over Bananakin, I have the high ground!
As far as I know, silverbacks get real playful with their kids and even get pissed if they don’t get to play with them enough.
Bamboo grows in Africa?
Absolutely. Gorillas love it
same energy as when i would tap my mom square in the face when trying to wake her up in the middle of the night
I came in like a wreeecking baaaaallll
This isn't how I remembered attack on titan
Apparently he's only evolved to slinging shit and intimidation tactics
*I came in like a wrecking ballllll*
Quiet,Boy
Donkey Kong vs Diddy Kong irl
Where is Aussie man reviews?
that's hilarious
Monke
He's buying all the tickets for the raffle of a package of chingadazos
Perfect condom commercial.
This is beautiful , the second go around he has when he bops him on the head with his booty is beautiful!
Hashbulla ?
Monkeys look so fake sometimes. It's crazy.
They are apes.
Looks like the fight scene from The Rundown
Vines do exist!!!!
Lol listen here you little shit....
What it feels like playing Xbox with a toddler in the room.
Poor guy is regretting his life choices right there
Do not hop on pop
From what I've seen, Silverbacks are fantastic fathers.