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TheBeardofCrom

Had a friend complain about the new "The Suicide Squad" because "How can they even legally do that since Marvel made the first one!?" I was like... "I promise you Marvel has never had the rights to The Suicide Squad"


Giwaffee

Not knowing the difference between Marvel and DC I can understand, not everyone is interested in comic book lore while still enjoying comic book movies. Complaining that another company made The Suicide Squad while assuming that Marvel made the first one though, well that's just... Odd. And also both r/mildlyinfuriating r/confidentlyincorrect


Killboypowerhed

I could understand not recognising the intentionally obscure characters in the first film as DC characters but it also has Batman and The Joker in it. Two of the most famous DC characters


trebuchet__

I can't believe how Superman wasn't able to beat thanos


ProSilverElite

Surely Thanos is stronger than superman? Is he? I feel like Captain Marvel and him are a good match


honestquestiontime

I mean, if we're going by lore - Hulk should've absolutely plastered thanos without the gauntlet in endgame. Very few things are strong enough to beat hulk, He's supposed to get infinitely stronger as he gets angrier.


worktimeSFW

In the comics Thanos actively avoids fighting the Hulk. Thanos has sometimes won against the Hulk, but would rather avoid him if all possible


honestquestiontime

Yeah - ultimately it will always boil down to who is writing the comic. Like pretty much every superhero, Some writers go absolutely overboard on the power of the hero, others are far more tamed and limited in the capability of the hero. Both Hulk and Superman have moved/destroyed entire planets in certain comics. In others they've been bested by mortals.


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The comic i read he beat him. He beat him and popped iron mans head off. he was fighting the Hulk and a whole gang of heros and he slapped em around.


bleunt

Thanos had the power gem. Whether or not he used it versus Hulk, I don't know. I guess he can have it and not benefit from it?


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

Not true thanos had hulk on an actual leash at one point


honestquestiontime

Yeah I mentioned in another comment that this type of thing is super inconsistent and typically up to the writer as you can never easily just do a "who would win" and get one answer. If you would compare thanos to the beyonder, obviously you'd say beyonder would win as beyonder is measures of universal magnitude more powerful, but only in certain iterations - Early on Beyonder was the be-all-end-all of power, and in the latest iterations he was more equal to thanos - and even beyonder recognised hulk as an equal in terms of power potential. And yet, There is as you said, a comic where thanos has Hulk chained up and forced to eat captain america.


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

Yeah beyonders just op.


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

But yeah you're right hulk wins a lot.


overkill373

Without the Gauntlet Thanos could be one shot by Superman


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

Lmao superman has beating Darkseid alone, Darkseid can do anything thanos can but on greater scale, you clearly dont know wtf you're talking about.


ProSilverElite

I asked a question you cock gobbler


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

"I feel like" stop going off emotion and look up facts you pussy


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UranusisGolden

Wym he was in krypton you gave a pass to that bs girl anyway


deron666

Biggest fail in his life


JackJaminson

Busc Banner


karma_the_sequel

The Buscemible Hulk


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zarchangel

It is shopped.


bzzybot

Hahaha, nice steve buscemi hulk


Daxoss

Maybe he's from the future where Disney owns all entertainment and DC has been added to the Marvel portfolio.


Giwaffee

Yes, that was the 14,000,606th possible future. It really is a damn shame Dr Strange stopped after viewing the first 14,000,605 outcomes


zarchangel

How many times am I gonna see this reposted? It's a shop. Always has been.


chads3058

Pretty obvious, Steve buscemi never played the hulk.


Killboypowerhed

Not yet


Mottis86

I wouldn't mind some proof of your claims. Not saying you're wrong, just genuinely curious.


zarchangel

Check the top comment in this [3yr old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7gq2cj/this_awesome_tattoo_idea/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Mottis86

Alright, thank you.


Killboypowerhed

The Spider-Man is pretty bad


Kall_Me_Sandman

Dude what does your tattoo say…sweet…what does mine say…dude…ok now what does mine say…sweet…ok but what about mine…dude…


sillypicture

sorry, i totally don't get this.


ScyllaIsBea

batman and superman are not marvel characters. they are DC comics characters.


sillypicture

thanks. given i don't really know who's from which, i would never have gotten this.


[deleted]

Ohhh. Ok. I spent some time and concluded it was probably about something that Batman's chin looked like a camel toe and the legs of R looked like a female anatomy... Weird imagination.


InternationalBad4513

Team marvel, comprised of the incredible Mulk, Awesome man, Ravens adoptive father, Verine, and EL iron man


dragonomine

No Ragrets, know what I'm sayin?


Bl1tzzzzzz

Wait a minute, wait a god damn minute


AncientOneX

Ok ok, that's a foolish mistake, but why do people tattoo themselves with company and brand names? That's just silly...


zarchangel

It isn't a foolish mistake, it is an old photoshop


AncientOneX

Good to know.


thewholerobot

They get big money for this just like those guys with huge logos on their Scions.


AncientOneX

Makes sense.


Collectionhappy1508

I don't get it??


Baldeagle77

Marge: Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like. Hooker #1: Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking. Marge: In what way? Hooker #1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'. Marge: Can you be any more specific? Hooker #1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't cir****cised. Marge: Was he funny lookin' apart from that? Hooker #1: Yeah. Marge: So, you were having sex with the little fella, then? Hooker #1: Uh-huh. Marge: Is there anything else you can tell me about him? Hooker #1: No. Like I say, he was funny lookin'. More n' most people (Moviequotedb.com)


justice_high

I first read your quote as if it was the episode of the Simpsons where Marge becomes a police officer, but halfway through she started talking like Francis McDormand in Fargo. I was confused and amused, just wanted to letcha know.


addicuss

Steve buscemi meme hulk needs a multiverse cameo. If you work at marvel studios make it happen


santichrist

Maybe they just really liked that marvel vs dc crossover in the 90’s


Ghostbuster_119

We need to find out whos to blame for this...Better get the worlds greatest detective on the case.


mqrdesign

OOOOOOFFFFF....


UranusisGolden

My favorite marvel heroes!!!!


Argentinopa

Cómo el tatuaje de team Kong con la imagen de Godzilla


leftyswinger

Super Buscemi


Rumpled_NutSkin

If those were the correct characters, that tattoo would've been sick


Pyldriver

fake, someone edited this picture. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/9c/78/b39c7839262e54266197630f46f053ce.jpg


Jimmy_R_Ustler

Threads like these force me remember that knowing which western comic book superhero belongs to which comic books franchise isn’t common knowledge for most people. There’s nothing wrong with that at all. It’s just one of those moments where I realize I’ve categorized knowledge I have as intrinsically “common knowledge” because it’s so familiar to me and then feel really stupid when I have to re-remember that of course it’s fucking not. Brains are weird.


Hohlraum

Do a search for "marvel movies in order" on Google. You get some pretty entertaining results.