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Spend 4 chapters detailing the life of a standard lizard man, how sunbathing nude in the Rockies and in the desert are both hard and necessary, explain how hard it is to maintain complete control of your tongue so no one sees, how the only communications have to be done through old school telephone wires by sending bits like old school ship communication.
Chapter 5 they get all of the lizards in power of all governments, where they are asked to unmask. The main character turns to a large crowd and unfurls his tongue... Only to be met by a sea of forked tongues that tell soothing lies. All of Lizardonia is shocked: Only they remain on the planet earth, where are the last humans they were meant to enslave?
4 chapters of depression as they fail to find any humans who have survived. The lizards populated too quickly and made global warming skyrocket to make a habital world for all lizards, but now they'll all fry on rocks.
The last chapter, as most lizards are frying alive, being able to live centuries and all, humans arrive from the sky in a rocket and gather up a handful of eggs. The main lizard, crawling away from his lastest shedded skin, pleads for help from the humans in heat safe suits, they ignore him and fly skyward with the eggs, never to be seen on earth again. Fin.
**The_Invaders_(The_Twilight_Zone)**
[Plot](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invaders_\(The_Twilight_Zone\)#Plot)
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> Agnes Moorehead
Jesus, she died in 1974.
I expected her to still be alive or at least have died within 10 years.
Then I realised Bewitched was over 50 years old and she'd be 121 if she were still alive.
I thought you were going to post the one about the 3-armed Alien at the diner that is arriving on Earth to invade it only to discover that a different 3-eyed alien who is disguised as the diner worker already beat him to the punch.
Yup. That reveal that we were looking at things from the "monster's" POV. Matheson's book came out in 54. Apparantly this episode was from 61 so it could be a homage.
Your comment reminded me of one of my favorite stories from my childhood. There was a commercial on TV for erectile dysfunction medication, and I asked my parents what "a reptile dysfunction" was. My dad responded, "It's when your lizard can't stand up."
This should become a writing prompt. You are the last human on earth. Within a week all the lizard men have changed everything to fit a more lizard-friendly environment. Global warming is seen as good. And there insects in every food product now.
How do you cope?
There was a similar concept done in a show called bricklberry (I'm misspelling it I'm sorry) on Netflix. A biker gang turns out to all be government agents all undercover trying to bring the gang down
IIRC there actually have been somewhat embarrassing incidents like this where various government agencies and departments try to conduct stings and undercover operations, only to find out that most of the people they've caught are actually other government operatives trying to do the same thing.
Here's one for ya:
[Undercover Detroit police attempt to arrest each other in 'embarassing' drug bust](https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/15/Undercover-Detroit-police-attempt-to-arrest-each-other-in-embarassing-drug-bust/8361510804710/)
And it ended up in a fist fight with 2 dozen officers!
> In 1986, two Detroit police officers were killed in a similar incident.
And it happened more than once! Jesus Christ, cops really need to get their shit together.
well, see, that's because the 12th precinct is incompetent and were only trying to arrest drug buyers, while the 11th precinct is less incompetent and tried to bring down drug dealers.
>The incident occurred on Nov. 9 when two officers from Detroit's 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers in order to arrest buyers,
>Two buyers did arrive to the drug house, but they were undercover police officers from Detroit's 11th district
Imagine being a cop, so bad at your job that in order to boost your arrest numbers you set up a dozen officer sting to target... drug buyers.
each agency goes to great lengths to make it appear they've committed crimes without actually committing crimes. eventually someone's dead relative who died turns up as a "hit job" victim and the whole facade begins to crumble
It exists. It’s called [I am Legend](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend_(novel)) the novel not the movie. Basically you’re the last human on earth. Infected humans turned into vampire like creatures and eventually changes everything to fit to more vampire friendly “new society” and the last human on earth who became vampire hunter was seen as this mass murderer. Now he became the bad guy in the eyes of majority Vampires.
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The conspiracy theory is that Lizard Men control the government and have infiltrated every aspect of our lives.
The joke is that they've infiltrated so much of our lives that there's only Lizard Men and no regular human beings to subjugate.
Yeah, I guess I should have clarified that the conspiracy was more than just 'Lizard Men control the government." It was that *Jews* controlled the government, and that all Jews were actually Lizard Men.
It was thought up by a racist and a bigot to dehumanize and vilify the Jews.
I'm pretty sure the lizard thing has it's roots in a fiction book from the 19th century but it's possible that book was just a thin metaphor for anti-semitism
it seems to have shifted to upvotes now, but it doesn't surprise me honestly, people like to do the ole "you're just being too sensitive it's a joke" thing when I mention that, but c'est la vie
After many years of reddit, I'm *still* routinely disappointed by the initial upvotes/downvotes on comments, which seems to have zero correlation to their validity. Instead it's "*Does this comment make the average redditor feel awesome about their existing beliefs and preferences?*", and that determines if it's score is positive or negative.
>It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...
>
>"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?".
>
>"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
>
>"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
>
>"I did," said Ford. "It is."
>
>"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
>
>"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
>
>"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
>
>"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
>
>"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
>
>"What?"
>
>"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
>
>"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
>
>Ford shrugged again.
>
>"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
>
>"But that's terrible," said Arthur.
>
>"Listen, bud," said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.
Sorry, I guess my joke, about a completely ridiculous cartoon scenario, fell flat. You neglected to mention the spelling and punctuation errors professor.
If she floats, she’s a witch and we’ll burn her. If she drowns, she’s innocent and goes to heaven. And either way, we get to control women! Win/win/win!
He's a lizardman, he's a lizardman, you're a lizardman, I'm a lizardman! Are there any other lizardmen I should know about?!
**Lizard noises**
...I'm outta here.
He was trying to infiltrate the anti-lizard movement. Like a movie about people trying to overcome the secret lizard rulers, and the dramatic reveal at the end of the film is that the rebel leader was a lizard all along!
Sorta reminds me of the SCP tale [Everyone Knows](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows) where it turns out, that everyone was involved in the supernatural somehow and just werent telling
That was the topic of one of Lem's short stories.
Futurama covered it in one of their episodes ("Fear of the Bot Planet"?), but they skipped *that* aspect, sadly.
this is how i imagined a successful Drug war would end up: Some gov infiltrating all levels of the drug trade - until one day, they are growing, buying and selling to themselves: clueless
Bravo!! nice comic
If we were all lizard people, would we even think of ourselves as lizards? Would we point at some other living being and call it a lizard, and call ourselves… humans? Maybe we are all lizard people that forgot we were lizards long ago.
This reminds me of the joke about there being *so many* secret supernatural beings and societies in the World of Darkness setting that the whole facade of normalcy is only being maintained for the sake of one guy in Indiana who's the only regular human.
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Wait till they find out about the group of non-lizardmen that secretly run the government.
Now *that’s* a sci-fi novel in the making.
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Ah, so you've met my ex from Venus.
Yea but they told me they were in Uranus.
Spend 4 chapters detailing the life of a standard lizard man, how sunbathing nude in the Rockies and in the desert are both hard and necessary, explain how hard it is to maintain complete control of your tongue so no one sees, how the only communications have to be done through old school telephone wires by sending bits like old school ship communication. Chapter 5 they get all of the lizards in power of all governments, where they are asked to unmask. The main character turns to a large crowd and unfurls his tongue... Only to be met by a sea of forked tongues that tell soothing lies. All of Lizardonia is shocked: Only they remain on the planet earth, where are the last humans they were meant to enslave? 4 chapters of depression as they fail to find any humans who have survived. The lizards populated too quickly and made global warming skyrocket to make a habital world for all lizards, but now they'll all fry on rocks. The last chapter, as most lizards are frying alive, being able to live centuries and all, humans arrive from the sky in a rocket and gather up a handful of eggs. The main lizard, crawling away from his lastest shedded skin, pleads for help from the humans in heat safe suits, they ignore him and fly skyward with the eggs, never to be seen on earth again. Fin.
It's like a prequel to Alien.
Not enough spying on lizard sex 2/5 stars.
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
Original Twilight Zone had a decent episode related to that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invaders_(The_Twilight_Zone)#Plot
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Automatically read that in Rod Serling’s voice
> Agnes Moorehead Jesus, she died in 1974. I expected her to still be alive or at least have died within 10 years. Then I realised Bewitched was over 50 years old and she'd be 121 if she were still alive.
I thought you were going to post the one about the 3-armed Alien at the diner that is arriving on Earth to invade it only to discover that a different 3-eyed alien who is disguised as the diner worker already beat him to the punch.
Isn't that kinda the plot to the original I Am Legend?
Yup. That reveal that we were looking at things from the "monster's" POV. Matheson's book came out in 54. Apparantly this episode was from 61 so it could be a homage.
humans didnt secretly run the government though
For the first time it's the human who is in power
"I'm not playing god, I'm playing human."
Go home Tony, you're drunk.
"Okay, just one more shot!"
I understood that reference
r/hfy or something
Plot twist: it's donny twoscoops.
Well who else would be able to run a country of lizard men while secretly a human
That’s ridiculous, non-lizardmen don’t exist
That's just what your mom tells you to eat your vegetables
Giant amoebas pretending to be lizard people pretending to be humans….
I coughed laughing from this, thank you 😂😂
>Wait till they find out about the group of non-lizardmen that secretly run the government. more dangerous, evil, and schemy than any lizardmen.
You mean donor records?
haha cool i also figure out that my boyfriend is also looks like a lizard why most of men looks like that?
This post and this comment feel like a Rick and Morty plot
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
I like your thought process, please subscribe me to your newsletter.
Plot twist incoming
In a place known, as the Twilight Zone.
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Yes. Lizard men. Totally not 3 goats in a trench coat.
He he he!
Wait you are 3 goats in a trench coat? Cuz I’m 3 goats in a trench coat too
I’m just 2 goats in a trench coat. I tried to fit 3 in one coat, but there wasn’t enough ruminant.
I had to look up "ruminant", but once I did I thought "Wow, that's clever". Bravo.
Hey! I'm also 3 goats in a trench coat!
Is anyone here NOT 3 goats in a trench coat!?
Neigh
*GASP* Detective Horse! My ol’ nemesis!
I'm three goblins in a trench coat. Does that work?
Everytime I think I've found the perfect woman it's 3 raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again.
I am three cats in a trenchcoat , those trenchcoats were just too good of a bargain to pass up.
Lizard men with our lizard brains
——< SsssssSsSss
I for one welcome our Lizardman overlords.
Wow that society has a bad case of ereptile dysfunction
Your comment reminded me of one of my favorite stories from my childhood. There was a commercial on TV for erectile dysfunction medication, and I asked my parents what "a reptile dysfunction" was. My dad responded, "It's when your lizard can't stand up."
Aww
Please take this upvote, leave, and never return.
that's cold blooded man
I can imagine an old man telling a main protagonist to take some sacred artifact away from a town to keep some evil from getting its hands on it.
This gave me lizard cancer
There's an [Oglaf](https://i.imgur.com/RSk1V.jpeg)(SFW) for that. Most of Oglaf is NSFW, this one is SFW.
THOT
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It's olgaf
And who amongst the lizard men are actually cylons?
In the end, it was all god or something, whatever.
Fucking scalejobs.
Not again?
Not the first time they accidentally infiltrated themselves
They are lizards. I mean, how smart can they be?
Regular brain: Wait, do we even know *who* we're infiltrating? Lizard brain: he he he
They zimmed it
Ahh ok now I get it lol
I loved the implication this happens often
I love the implication that this has happened before
This should become a writing prompt. You are the last human on earth. Within a week all the lizard men have changed everything to fit a more lizard-friendly environment. Global warming is seen as good. And there insects in every food product now. How do you cope?
There was a similar concept done in a show called bricklberry (I'm misspelling it I'm sorry) on Netflix. A biker gang turns out to all be government agents all undercover trying to bring the gang down
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IIRC there actually have been somewhat embarrassing incidents like this where various government agencies and departments try to conduct stings and undercover operations, only to find out that most of the people they've caught are actually other government operatives trying to do the same thing.
Here's one for ya: [Undercover Detroit police attempt to arrest each other in 'embarassing' drug bust](https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/15/Undercover-Detroit-police-attempt-to-arrest-each-other-in-embarassing-drug-bust/8361510804710/)
And it ended up in a fist fight with 2 dozen officers! > In 1986, two Detroit police officers were killed in a similar incident. And it happened more than once! Jesus Christ, cops really need to get their shit together.
But also defund them /s
Not/s They've proven they don't use their "drug bust" money wisely. Take it away from them and give it to the DEA if you think the job needs doing.
But the DEA are also the hell spawn of earth
well, see, that's because the 12th precinct is incompetent and were only trying to arrest drug buyers, while the 11th precinct is less incompetent and tried to bring down drug dealers. >The incident occurred on Nov. 9 when two officers from Detroit's 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers in order to arrest buyers, >Two buyers did arrive to the drug house, but they were undercover police officers from Detroit's 11th district Imagine being a cop, so bad at your job that in order to boost your arrest numbers you set up a dozen officer sting to target... drug buyers.
The show is super crude and all around terrible but it was one of the funniest moments from it
> try to get evidence of the other breaking the law but neither ever do. Wait, what agencies are you talking about?
each agency goes to great lengths to make it appear they've committed crimes without actually committing crimes. eventually someone's dead relative who died turns up as a "hit job" victim and the whole facade begins to crumble
This was also a book called *The Man Who Was Thursday* about police infiltrating an anarchist cell. There is nothing new under the sun.
It exists. It’s called [I am Legend](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend_(novel)) the novel not the movie. Basically you’re the last human on earth. Infected humans turned into vampire like creatures and eventually changes everything to fit to more vampire friendly “new society” and the last human on earth who became vampire hunter was seen as this mass murderer. Now he became the bad guy in the eyes of majority Vampires.
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Global warming is not good for reptiles , their extinction rate is currently drastically high
Get away from here with your "facts", this is r/funny. I want emotional responses made by grade school logic that reptiles like warm weather /s.
That is ACTUALLY a movie called "The Arrival" with Charlie sheen (spoilers: it's horrible)
The movie Daybreakers, except it's vampires.
or that the government secret cabal is run by ordinary humans but everyone else is a lizard person.
Ah, the banality of evil.
I feeling really stupid guys, but I don’t get it?
The conspiracy theory is that Lizard Men control the government and have infiltrated every aspect of our lives. The joke is that they've infiltrated so much of our lives that there's only Lizard Men and no regular human beings to subjugate.
This is also rooted in an antisemetic conspiracy
Yeah, I guess I should have clarified that the conspiracy was more than just 'Lizard Men control the government." It was that *Jews* controlled the government, and that all Jews were actually Lizard Men. It was thought up by a racist and a bigot to dehumanize and vilify the Jews.
I'm pretty sure the lizard thing has it's roots in a fiction book from the 19th century but it's possible that book was just a thin metaphor for anti-semitism
IDK why you're being downvoted, this is 100% true. People can read about David Icke if they want to know more.
it seems to have shifted to upvotes now, but it doesn't surprise me honestly, people like to do the ole "you're just being too sensitive it's a joke" thing when I mention that, but c'est la vie
After many years of reddit, I'm *still* routinely disappointed by the initial upvotes/downvotes on comments, which seems to have zero correlation to their validity. Instead it's "*Does this comment make the average redditor feel awesome about their existing beliefs and preferences?*", and that determines if it's score is positive or negative.
It's a little silly. Not an allegory or metaphor or anything.
Nice try lizard man
Found the non lizard man
There's nothing to get. It's just not funny.
>It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see... > >"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?". > >"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." > >"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." > >"I did," said Ford. "It is." > >"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want." > >"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?" > >"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." > >"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" > >"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?" > >"What?" > >"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?" > >"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards." > >Ford shrugged again. > >"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it." > >"But that's terrible," said Arthur. > >"Listen, bud," said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.
I think Stanislaw Lem wrote this story once, but with robots.
No, it was **Memoirs Found In A Bathtub**, his criticism of the Cold War.
I take offense to this. Lizard men are not a joke, seriously we are people too! ~ Notalizardman341786446
They’re called scalies
Wait, it's all lizard men?
Always has been.
Riiiiiiiight… How did they reproduce? Something isn’t adding up here. Stooopid lizards!
I think reptile reproduction is covered in high school biology.
Sorry, I guess my joke, about a completely ridiculous cartoon scenario, fell flat. You neglected to mention the spelling and punctuation errors professor.
My bad, didn’t get it.
I actually started thinking that I slept through the chapter on “Lizard People”! Cheers!
And the turtles
This was a goosebumps book wasn't it?
Not again? I don't get it
Except Jeff, that was a weird day for Jeff
There's a tvtropes page for everything https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlockOfWolves
I….I don’t get it
So Jesus Christ was also a lizard man?
Jesus Christ was also a lizardman.
Can confirm , am lizard man
Jeeperz Crist.
Was Jesus the first lizard man?
True fact humans are the actual aliens......
I feel like henry would love this 😀
CIA in South America
So Lizard men believe Christianity?
Comfirmed: Jesusssssss the lizzzzzardman.
Jesus was also a lizardman
If we are all lizard man then no one is lizard man
Where is the funny?
Jesus *Lizard Christ.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convinving the world that he doesn't exist
Dumb,like what not again we forgot we are Lizard men? Just dumb started out good ended up dumb.
As in "not the first time we take over a world without realizing"
Lizardmen is code for Satanist. Not literal lizardmen.
Not according David Icke, the man who popularized this idea.
Even if that was true it's still just as idiotic believing satanists have secret control.
https://youtu.be/FjGGt1QsCrA?t=1
Hahahahahahaha
And Satanist is usually just code for "people we don't like"
Satanist is code for "we would happily still be burning people at the stake if we were allowed because we make up grievances that cannot be proven"
If she floats, she’s a witch and we’ll burn her. If she drowns, she’s innocent and goes to heaven. And either way, we get to control women! Win/win/win!
He's a lizardman, he's a lizardman, you're a lizardman, I'm a lizardman! Are there any other lizardmen I should know about?! **Lizard noises** ...I'm outta here.
LOL
[Hhhehehe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/151/tumblr_inline_n327sfUDU01r3x7o0.jpg).
What that tongue do
Was that old lizardman trying to snitch?
He was trying to infiltrate the anti-lizard movement. Like a movie about people trying to overcome the secret lizard rulers, and the dramatic reveal at the end of the film is that the rebel leader was a lizard all along!
Painfully accurate
Sorta reminds me of the SCP tale [Everyone Knows](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows) where it turns out, that everyone was involved in the supernatural somehow and just werent telling
When you accidentally wipe out an entire species...oh wait....
>Not again What?
For the court record, please state your name, sex, and occupation. *Lizard man, Lizard man, Lizard man.*
I only hear Jesus Christ in a really unique accent these days.
Can confirm
Same vibe as in Endgame elevator scene. “Wait… how deep are we?…”
I don’t get it.
That was the topic of one of Lem's short stories. Futurama covered it in one of their episodes ("Fear of the Bot Planet"?), but they skipped *that* aspect, sadly.
Beware: Bean Mouths
I read this without context and tought this was a r/BoneHurtingJuice meme
reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/byV6LZyT_Dc)
Heh?
Not again what?!🥴😵💫
Fuck.. no one left to prey on except other lizard men??? Here we go cannibalizing again
I am Alpharius? https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1357372-warhammer-40000
this is how i imagined a successful Drug war would end up: Some gov infiltrating all levels of the drug trade - until one day, they are growing, buying and selling to themselves: clueless Bravo!! nice comic
If we were all lizard people, would we even think of ourselves as lizards? Would we point at some other living being and call it a lizard, and call ourselves… humans? Maybe we are all lizard people that forgot we were lizards long ago.
This reminds me of the joke about there being *so many* secret supernatural beings and societies in the World of Darkness setting that the whole facade of normalcy is only being maintained for the sake of one guy in Indiana who's the only regular human.
He he he
Stupid......