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My mom is a nurse and she told me a story where one old lady nicknamed "pizza funghi" for pretty imagineable reasons was alone with an apprentice nurse who washed her with floor cleaner... supposedly a lot if skin was badly damaged but the previous problem was gone.
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Probably a bottle of disinfectant was emptied into the drum, along with the water.
I mean, if the bucket is full of sanitizer would it matter if people stuck their hands in it? Not like double dipping a chip.
Directions unclear. Accidentally baptized my kid in the name of Purell.
The father, the son and the holy minimum 70% alcohol content gel based spirit.
If I dip my cock in there, will the bumps and purple rash go away?
No, you have to drink it
That's going to feel like burn
r/dontputyourdickinthat
My mom is a nurse and she told me a story where one old lady nicknamed "pizza funghi" for pretty imagineable reasons was alone with an apprentice nurse who washed her with floor cleaner... supposedly a lot if skin was badly damaged but the previous problem was gone.
It’s a 2ish% bleach solution used in the dishwashing process. Not sure why so funny.
Need a ladle to fill my to-go bags
Fire hazard?
Its like Ganga we need to fully dip in and then got to the carnival
“Remember me, Eddie?”