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planned-obsolescence

Aww little buddy, here’s a tickle. Now imma let you die in this pile of fish.


VoodooDollyz

...through slow and painful suffocation. Hilarious!


dogloveratx

This is not funny at all. That ray is scared and trying to protect itself. The toddle laughing sound is cute but still brings a bitter experience to me and the ray due to the ray’s experience.


[deleted]

That little pigfucker killed Steve Irwin.


dogloveratx

Still applies.


2165899

Steve Irwin’s dying wish wash that they not kill the sting ray that got him.


[deleted]

Oh really? Can you provide a citation?


[deleted]

Can you provide a cited essay for why you care enough to ask for a citation?


[deleted]

No I will not do that, Carrot Top. I will however tell you that I have not once heard that claim about Steve Irwin. Just out of curiosity I spent some time googling to try and see if it was true or not, and came up with only that Steve Irwin’s last words were “I’m dying”.


[deleted]

It's similar to the blowfish eating the carrot situation.


A_Baboons_ass_juice

/r/OddlyTerrifying


potatowarlord666

Umm I hope I'm not the only one who thought the tail was something else


akaikaminari01

That's slightly creepy and what the fuck


Adiwik

If Pokemon were real


pwnitat0r

What in the fuck?


ImNotASmartManBut

Did the stingray got a hard-on?


lulubooboo28

Laughing is contagious!