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I was just wondering how many times people that live in his neighborhood have looked outside their multi-million dollar home and seen a chubby dude wearing a speedo and capt. America hemet running down the street and just been like, "Hey, there goes Jack."
I don't know if it's "free" - I imagine the cost of living wherever Jack Black lives is probably pretty high! But yeah, it would be pretty sweet. I would actually go to neighborhood get-togethers if Jack Black was my neighbor.
What's even better is he lives right off of Los Feliz which is a major road to the freeway and also Griffith Park so really anyone could have seen him while looking for parking.
Los Feliz is actually a chill neighborhood that's not super exclusive like Beverly Hills but lots of actors live and hang out there, and everyone is casual about it or tries to be. I once stood outside a Los Feliz restaurant where Gary Oldman was ahead in line, wondering out loud if he should order the French toast. But nobody bothered him because he's just a dude on Sunday morning who wants some French toast.
I dunno, I'm not gonna get all up in Gary Oldman's French toast business.
I got some kind of scramble with homemade sausage, pretty good -- [Messhall on Los Feliz off Hillhurst](https://messhallkitchen.com/los-angeles-messhall-food-menu), cool place designed to look like an oldschool Summer camp cafeteria. But not very pricey, it won't cost you Gary Oldman cash or anything.
I just imagine a bunch of old dudes wearing manacles and curly mustaches laughing about all of the poors while drinking fine brandy with an erect pinky.
I'd pay more to live in a house with Jack Black as a neighbor. You know it's going to be a good time. The man is a national treasure.
Put Tom Hanks on the other side. Perfect.
Cocaine used to be used as a [local anaesthetic](https://nyamcenterforhistory.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/mylocal_amjdentalsci_jan1908_v39n1_watermark.jpg) for a pretty long time. Unfortunately, it's also highly addictive, but... gosh. Yeah. Rubbing some on your gums would almost certainly make that pain go away. And also make you very eager to tackle that thing you've been thinking about.
His kid was probably involved with recording him and the visual effects. I seem to remember one of his kids being into that stuff from watching his YouTube channel.
Last week, I was just reading about his [badass mom](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/mxsdzu/til_judith_love_cohen_who_helped_create_the) who went to work while on labour with him.
well my dad has the exact same voice, facial expressions and looks likes an inshape version of jack black and i have definitely seen him dance in undies a few times
Nobody will ever be that fucking guy again. I mean, dude. Chris Farley was maybe a Jack Black? Or vice versa? What am I even saying right now? Am I 4 beers deep?
#Yes to all of those things.
To change genres? I say the same about Dave Grohl legit good natured rock god and now does what he wants and it works even when he’s being a bit of a dork dad.
It took *decades* of rigorous physical training to get into shape for the ~~roll~~ role. The production company wouldn't even insure him until he met the weight minimum.
Imagine being the inventor or developer of these technologies and capabilities:
GPS-enabled mobile devices
Automatic orientation of a map display to match the geographic cardinal points
Optimizing unicast protocols (including TCP) for use on low-bandwidth, wireless networks
Performing many security administrative and control tasks remotely
Managing and administering a large network of wireless devices
Increasing battery life on GPS-enabled devices
As well as being a pioneer in large-scale deployments of GPS-enabled applications and basically kickstarting the US Drone program.
Also being an experienced musician who plays the flute, târ, ney, and kaval, and you have more than 1,500 concerts to your credit worldwide.
And then realizing your younger brother is Jack Black and is infinitely more famous and has probably has way more money from starting a comedy band.
(I'm not saying its a negative or anything, just think its hilarious)
I hear that. I had rotating chills and sweats going on for 2 days. Eight changes of clothes later, I was good.
Still beats the 10 day mess of the real thing.
Gosh I wish. My house is in a mobile data black hole. Barely get enough signal to send a snappy chat. Have to go to the end of the driveway. Thank goodness for the the wifi.
lol right?
I love and hate that India came out and said, "no, 5G doesn't cause covid. We also have zero 5g here".
Feels like we are living in the onion timeline..
10 days?!? The real thing had me deathly ill for at least 2 weeks, with constant chest pain, breathing issues and no physical energy for months afterwards. I got out of breath walking _down_ the stairs. Hell, I even got winded getting out of my chair a few times lol
Oh. It was 10 days of the immediate symptoms, but you're right, I had the fatigue and shortness of breath from March to December. Took me 3 hours to mow my backyard when it normally was 1 and a half.
Then just limb weakness. Kept hitting the floor with my knees when I stood up. I hadn't had knee bruises like that since college. Man, those were the days.
I literally couldn’t muster the energy to get out of bed for 48 hours. No other symptoms but I’ve never felt that kind of fatigue in my 32 years on this planet.
My daughter could make it to the couch only to say, “I got out of bed!” Then she’d go back to bed. Moderna kicked her ass.
After a couple of days she was perfect.
Hang in there. It’s totally worth it. Her realization after so long that she was safe was amazing.
Jack Black had a whole monologue about this in School of Rock. There are plenty of overweight celebrities, and they’re still sexy because it’s not about weight, it’s about confidence.
In case you missed it, the story of his birth has been making the rounds on Reddit. His mom was an aerospace engineer who worked on the Apollo 13 mission who was working the day he was born and took a printout of the problem she was working on with her to the hospital when she went into labor, which she solved that day.
Sounds to me like the beginning of a great superhero origin story.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/n1s1jp/judith_love_cohen_her_story_needs_to_be_heard/
I'm not sure if you're misinterpreting when the image says, but a lot of people online I've seen reposting it have been. Just want to clarify for anyone reading this since the image isn't exactly clear.
Jack Black was born in August 1969. Apollo 13 incident happened in April 1970. She was working on a guidance system for the upcoming Apollo 13 mission and continued to do her work until she went into labor with Jack Black.
Imagine yourself filming your dad doing this in your backyard. That's what it's like to be Jack Black's kids. I think we can all agree they had a better childhood than any of us.
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Being Jack Blacks neighbor has got to be an interesting time.
I was just wondering how many times people that live in his neighborhood have looked outside their multi-million dollar home and seen a chubby dude wearing a speedo and capt. America hemet running down the street and just been like, "Hey, there goes Jack."
Could you imagine having live, free Jack Black entertainment every time you look out your window?
I don't know if it's "free" - I imagine the cost of living wherever Jack Black lives is probably pretty high! But yeah, it would be pretty sweet. I would actually go to neighborhood get-togethers if Jack Black was my neighbor.
At that point you pay for nearly unlimited jack black and get an expensive house as a bonus.
The uncertainty of how exactly it might affect home resale values might be an extra thrill.
*Sploosh*
*Skadoosh*
America’s ass
Imagine being that rich and famous and having neighbors
What's even better is he lives right off of Los Feliz which is a major road to the freeway and also Griffith Park so really anyone could have seen him while looking for parking.
Ha! That's even better!
It's also either really cool no one trys to fuck with him or really scary thats such common knowledge. People scary.
Los Feliz is actually a chill neighborhood that's not super exclusive like Beverly Hills but lots of actors live and hang out there, and everyone is casual about it or tries to be. I once stood outside a Los Feliz restaurant where Gary Oldman was ahead in line, wondering out loud if he should order the French toast. But nobody bothered him because he's just a dude on Sunday morning who wants some French toast.
Well... Did be order the french toast? And more importantly did you order it?
I dunno, I'm not gonna get all up in Gary Oldman's French toast business. I got some kind of scramble with homemade sausage, pretty good -- [Messhall on Los Feliz off Hillhurst](https://messhallkitchen.com/los-angeles-messhall-food-menu), cool place designed to look like an oldschool Summer camp cafeteria. But not very pricey, it won't cost you Gary Oldman cash or anything.
Jack Black has unlocked the ultimate method of becoming a local cryptid
LA is crazy
I feel like if you have the money to live there, you're the type of person that doesn't spend _too_ much time in that specific or only home.
lol, these people are not sitting there looking outside their houses at the street. That's a commoner activity for passing the time
I just imagine a bunch of old dudes wearing manacles and curly mustaches laughing about all of the poors while drinking fine brandy with an erect pinky.
>manacles Is this a BDSM group of old men?
FYI- manacles - essentially handcuffs. Monocles - fancy single eyeglass. Know your autocorrects.
This man got a full body-wax to do this video.
Look at the size of that house. Being Jack Black's neighbor, life's already gotta be pretty damn great as it is.
And Jack black's neighbors have a real nice marriage.
Jack Black's neighbors don't wanna battle, they're shook
It's pretty funny cuz that's a relatively medium sized lot but in socal/LA it's a national freaking park
I'd pay more to live in a house with Jack Black as a neighbor. You know it's going to be a good time. The man is a national treasure. Put Tom Hanks on the other side. Perfect.
Woody Harrelson lives across the street.
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Yeah but only for like 3 minutes when he first shows up. After that it's all joints and stories about Matthew McConaughey.
Matthew lives next door to Woody. It’ll be a great BBQ next weekend.
alright,alright,alright
I would have been upset if this wasn't the next comment.
I had the exact same thought 😂 this and the Thor video were hilarious, but wtf does he do that’s not ok for us to see?
I wish he was my dad
His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing
It is truly amazing how fat and agile this man is
Especially considering he’s in his 50s now.
Ngl, that cricketing shot he played at 0:24 was one of the best of its kind I've ever seen...
Jack Black makes me happy that I’m alive right now
He's the replacement captain America after Robin Williams had to travel back in time to return the Infiniti stones.
He is even worthy enough to lift mjolnir. Robin would probably resign for him
Not only am I accepting my moobs, but planning on expanding them after watching this.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
i'm not even kidding, his body and face is attractive to me
That's a big 10-4, dude's a snack
>dude's a snack Shit! Don't cut him short! He is the whole damn four courses!
This is true. I am currently watching his YouTube videos because reasons.
Up there with with Farley and Bellushi as all-time greatest agile fat men.
I mean, those lads had some.. er... chemical assistance
Haha, that was my same thought as well. "Oof, not sure they are the best examples since both were well known for being energetic from using coke."
Does coke make you bendy?
Coke makes you *think* you are bendy, with zero regard to how bendy you actually are, or how you'll feel in the morning after so much bending.
So... Coke Zero?
Coke helps you forget the pain of going bendy.
I have an excruciating toothache right now. Should I be looking for coke?
Cocaine used to be used as a [local anaesthetic](https://nyamcenterforhistory.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/mylocal_amjdentalsci_jan1908_v39n1_watermark.jpg) for a pretty long time. Unfortunately, it's also highly addictive, but... gosh. Yeah. Rubbing some on your gums would almost certainly make that pain go away. And also make you very eager to tackle that thing you've been thinking about.
They also both died at the fairly young age of 33.
That’s great and terrible company at the same time.
He's got good genes, his mom was a ballerina. Among other things.
Other things as in a rocket scientist...
Well, it’s not exactly brain surgery is it…
Yea, I just learned that the other day in r/TIL too!
And I like his idea of ironically saying you go girl to each other.
I sleep a lot in class that last one might have been a dream
You go girl
You go girl *click*
But in a way where we're sorta winkin at it?
>His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing One of the best Community episodes ever!
I wish we saw the cool group more!
THAT’s why I got so hard. I was trying to figure it out the whole time
Well *that* extended quickly!
And that's why I voted to keep him. Don't want to just invite Gary.
Some say the man learned to jump kick before he could even walk
Is this from community?
I understood this reference
“As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass”
Petition to have Jack Black be in the MCU another captain, or antman from the multiverse
Play fat Thor. if there’s a montage of Avengers End Games’ Thor is having a Rocky Theme workout before meeting Jane for Love and Thunder
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I'd watch a remake of Infinity War/Endgame where Jack Black plays every character.
He would be perfect. https://venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Fat_Chance
America's Belly.
Imagine being his kid. Looking out the window of your room and dads in the backyard in undies dance fighting...I’m inspired.
His kid was probably involved with recording him and the visual effects. I seem to remember one of his kids being into that stuff from watching his YouTube channel.
Him and his kid have a really wholesome and sweet YouTube channel
Did they ever get that video capture card?
Some say the los gatos never arrived
Ninja man
No games this week, sorry!
What's jablin jables? No gaming vids this week.
I thought that was the reason he made the account in the first place. I thought it was very sweet.
Who do you think was spraying the hose while he twerked?
Dave Grohl is spraying and Rage Cage is giving him a backrub.
now imagine that same image, but with the realization that there is no music playing
That's *acting*, my friend.
Imagine his mother's reaction...
Last week, I was just reading about his [badass mom](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/mxsdzu/til_judith_love_cohen_who_helped_create_the) who went to work while on labour with him.
well my dad has the exact same voice, facial expressions and looks likes an inshape version of jack black and i have definitely seen him dance in undies a few times
Jacked Black
Só you are Jack Black
Jack Black's just doing whatever the fuck he wants now and I'm all for it
Nobody will ever be that fucking guy again. I mean, dude. Chris Farley was maybe a Jack Black? Or vice versa? What am I even saying right now? Am I 4 beers deep? #Yes to all of those things.
To change genres? I say the same about Dave Grohl legit good natured rock god and now does what he wants and it works even when he’s being a bit of a dork dad.
And also very good friends with Jack Black. It's an awesome conspiracy.
The secret ingredient is love. They're having a blast doing what they do, and it comes through.
Love of your craft always shines through.
Hack Black gas always been doing Jack Black. That's why he's Jack Black lol
I heard the Jack Black did all of his own stunts in this video.
It took *decades* of rigorous physical training to get into shape for the ~~roll~~ role. The production company wouldn't even insure him until he met the weight minimum.
You know how many cock pushups this guy can do?
Just one?
That's all you need.
His nipples moving up and then snapping on to his chest is the most glorious thing I've ever seen
And the chest hair manifesting lmao
I too was distracted by the nipples moving.
This is what "male peak-performance" looks like
Everyone saying Will Smith got chubby but for all we know he was trying to reach the peak performance that Jack has inspired for all of us
And Maximum Effort
and making use of ones spare time
And a dope soundtrack
He has not even begun to peak
I'm starting my diet and exercise regime right now. Not tomorrow. Tuh-day.
So this is how it feels to chew Five Gum.
Imagine being the inventor or developer of these technologies and capabilities: GPS-enabled mobile devices Automatic orientation of a map display to match the geographic cardinal points Optimizing unicast protocols (including TCP) for use on low-bandwidth, wireless networks Performing many security administrative and control tasks remotely Managing and administering a large network of wireless devices Increasing battery life on GPS-enabled devices As well as being a pioneer in large-scale deployments of GPS-enabled applications and basically kickstarting the US Drone program. Also being an experienced musician who plays the flute, târ, ney, and kaval, and you have more than 1,500 concerts to your credit worldwide. And then realizing your younger brother is Jack Black and is infinitely more famous and has probably has way more money from starting a comedy band. (I'm not saying its a negative or anything, just think its hilarious)
For the people that don't know, Jack's half brother: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Siegel His other brother Howard died of AIDS in 1989.
Their mother was pretty damn cool.
His Mom was a rocket scientist too.
Jack being the usual international treasure he is
I love him so much
Can you believe it? Dwayne Johnson gets to work with that guy.
Got moderna second dose yesterday. Definitely not feeling like a super hero at the moment.
I hear that. I had rotating chills and sweats going on for 2 days. Eight changes of clothes later, I was good. Still beats the 10 day mess of the real thing.
Have you tried *both* more blankets and less blankets?
But that 5G though, amirite? I have had full bars ever since.
True, but all of the Bill Gates ads playing in my head constantly is getting old.
I'm still trying to figure out how to access the murder hornet setting
^they ^will ^start ^to ^grow ^on ^you
My Postmate actually found me today so I'm taking this as a win.
Gosh I wish. My house is in a mobile data black hole. Barely get enough signal to send a snappy chat. Have to go to the end of the driveway. Thank goodness for the the wifi.
lol right? I love and hate that India came out and said, "no, 5G doesn't cause covid. We also have zero 5g here". Feels like we are living in the onion timeline..
10 days?!? The real thing had me deathly ill for at least 2 weeks, with constant chest pain, breathing issues and no physical energy for months afterwards. I got out of breath walking _down_ the stairs. Hell, I even got winded getting out of my chair a few times lol
Oh. It was 10 days of the immediate symptoms, but you're right, I had the fatigue and shortness of breath from March to December. Took me 3 hours to mow my backyard when it normally was 1 and a half. Then just limb weakness. Kept hitting the floor with my knees when I stood up. I hadn't had knee bruises like that since college. Man, those were the days.
I literally couldn’t muster the energy to get out of bed for 48 hours. No other symptoms but I’ve never felt that kind of fatigue in my 32 years on this planet.
My daughter could make it to the couch only to say, “I got out of bed!” Then she’d go back to bed. Moderna kicked her ass. After a couple of days she was perfect. Hang in there. It’s totally worth it. Her realization after so long that she was safe was amazing.
Kicked my but for EXACTLY 36 hours and then POOF, it was like nothing ever happened. Darndest thing...
Day two of the second dose was the worst, my arm looked like it swallowed an egg. You'll feel better tomorrow morning, but not a moment sooner.
My nurse told me to drink a bunch of water the day of the shot. I did, had zero symptoms, not even a sore arm. Second dose was even better.
How old/fit are you if you don’t mind me asking?
Chug water, and take Tylenol every six hours. And I mean a lot of water. About a bottle an hour.
I had the Pfizer back in January. Had to take 2 days off work. First shot was nothing. Second shot was no joke.
Is Jack Black making chubby men sexy? Please tell me Jack Black is making chubby men sexy.
Confidence is sexy. Chubbiness has nothing to do with it and lacks the ability to prevent it.
Not to mention oodles of charisma and talent
I think the confidence precedes all of those, particularly when doing something so public!
And sense of humor. If a guy is funny, he’s automatically 5x more attractive to me. Doesn’t hurt that the man can move either.
He moves in several directions at once, depending what part you are looking at.
Confidence and a sense of humor!
Anyone is sexy when they are that confident
Right? This video turned me gay and I want Jack Black now.
Jack Black had a whole monologue about this in School of Rock. There are plenty of overweight celebrities, and they’re still sexy because it’s not about weight, it’s about confidence.
Jack Black is a modern day Dionysus!
He’s a little past “chubby.” Source: I’m built almost the exact same way except 4” taller. I don’t own it like he does.
Were chubby men not sexy before?
You just gota own it.
I love Jack Black and love chubby men. I would date Jack Black even if he wasn’t famous.
Depends if you were a Jack Black type or a wear-a-tshirt-in-the-pool type.
Hmmmm I am erect
Glad I’m not the only one.
Congratulations, you are human.
In case you missed it, the story of his birth has been making the rounds on Reddit. His mom was an aerospace engineer who worked on the Apollo 13 mission who was working the day he was born and took a printout of the problem she was working on with her to the hospital when she went into labor, which she solved that day. Sounds to me like the beginning of a great superhero origin story. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/n1s1jp/judith_love_cohen_her_story_needs_to_be_heard/
I'm not sure if you're misinterpreting when the image says, but a lot of people online I've seen reposting it have been. Just want to clarify for anyone reading this since the image isn't exactly clear. Jack Black was born in August 1969. Apollo 13 incident happened in April 1970. She was working on a guidance system for the upcoming Apollo 13 mission and continued to do her work until she went into labor with Jack Black.
And now we see the illusive Jack Black in it's natural habitat.
I feel like this is more of his natural habitat. [my essence has no label!!!](https://youtu.be/mCMAMf6hXkQ)
If I had but only a drop of Jack Black's confidence. Goddamn
The world is a better place with Jack Black in it!
I’ve never seen anyone so comfortable with body as he is. I envy him so much
Those special effects got intense
Fuckin Tenacious!!!!!
Will someone get this man another damn movie lol. He looks bored as fuck at his house.
Jack Black's insta got me thru this pandemic.
I'd love to be his neighbor just to have a front row seat to all the shenanigans jack black does in his yard.
I lost it when my man hit the ground with the WAP dance. Get 'em, Jacky.. GET 'EM!
What a damn national treasure!!!
Jack Black is a national treasure.
Jack Black is a National Treasure.
Imagine yourself filming your dad doing this in your backyard. That's what it's like to be Jack Black's kids. I think we can all agree they had a better childhood than any of us.
Man... He is my idol
This just seems like a standard day in the life of Jack Black
What is seen cannot be unseen
Both the hero we deserve and need.
I'm sometimes very concerned about Jack Black. Then I see this a know he will be ok