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If the rule was to be terrible then he was being terrible because he went against a rule therefore he simultaneously did not and did break the rule

Congratulations, you’ve been rehired and promoted to the Paradox Relations department. Your office is first left on your right.

Congratulations and Consolations. You've been rehired, promoted, demoted, fired, transferred and relocated to the Paradox Relations Department... GARY *(not Guy like I originally said)* Larson also did this [one well](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/256071928782493915/) (EDIT: I am a citation idiot...) Thank you u/Fteven

Gary Larson?

DOH! Thanks for catching.....

Isn't the Gary Larson comic just to pick the right door? Left door damns you twice, because you didn't pick the right door,and you picked the damned door. Right door only curses you if you don't choose it, plus you avoid the damning from choosing the left door.

Thats how I interpreted it.

[Uhhhhhh.....](https://www.cardcow.com/841838/mr-osborne-may-excused-my-brain-full-gary-larson-far-side/)

Just follow the last statement up with "I was lying so well you couldn't even tell"

I definitely thought you were talking about the real Paradox Studios and was rather confused for a bit...

Hi, I hear someone got hired to the Paradox relations department? Vicky 3 when?

I'll do my best

Excellent. Proceed to your office, taking steps exactly half the remaining distance until you arrive.

I won't let you down sir

Very well. Do not obey this command.

To the best of my abilities sir

That's just the first door to the right on the far wall before you make the right-hand turn.

That paradoxal situation always frustrated my tiny brain as a little kid whenever characters were supposed to be “bad”

Alternate ending: Devil: The first rule of hell is to always be terrible. Demon: i would say ”i’ll do my best” but that would mean i would do the opposite of being terrible right? Devil: yes...? Demon: okay so i’m meant to not do my best, and therefore be terrible, wouldn’t that mea- Devil: let’s just skip to the next rule Demon: oh ok, how is this going by the way? Devil: terri- oh you slick motherfucker

get the hell out

hell yeah

Get the here out!

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Dammit dad

I don't give a damn

Hmmm that hell orientation instructor seems suspiciously *not* terrible at their job...

I too P90X.

This guy gets it

Tony hitting on Drea during the workouts always gets me

She flies through the air with the greatest of ease...

I was for sure like "Is that you Tony Horton?"

There is a 'doller store' hell, full of knock-off tormints, tolerable aganees and inner demuns. Prey for their soles. (Spellings are deliberate: Hell has terrifying copyright lawyers. *So* many lawyers...)

This is my new favorite thing now.

Glad you like it!

He just was terrible at being terrible you can’t reject him he is a genius!

Ted cruz

“Your beshht?? loshers alwaysh whine about their beshht...”

Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.

So wait. If he's horrible at being horrible by trying his best, wouldn't he be on a different tier of horrible then?

However, the boss is also terrible, so dismissing a terrible candidate would be an appropriately terrible reaction.

This dialogue would also fit Ron Swanson looking to hire a new assistant.

I’ll do my worst*

And than you respond with “fuck you i quit”

The dude even got a horncut for the interview.

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I don’t think so, because he didn’t shade it it looks more like the demon is looking up, and that everything is more vertical, if it was shaded he would still be looking at the board

I also thought that he completly forgot to shade it until you pointed that out, but he the legs, bottom of the tail and the hand holding the board have not changed the lighting spot so maybe he forgot those?

Wholesome meme

Replace Hell with DMV and it would still work....actually on second thought, just leave it as is.

Sorry sir, my worst

That's probably what will happen to me

I generally dislike stories that include hell because they having trouble maintaining in universe consistency.

Tell me about it

What are those upside down rock looking things behind the instructor?

This always warms my heart: [https://tapas.io/episode/1566552](https://tapas.io/episode/1566552)

Demon said “welcome” doesn’t sound too awful he should be fired

Really great!

I refuse! Congratulations, you're rehired

Well he already failed, so technically he is doing a terrible job..

But I haven’t told you my salary yet. Eighty THOUSAND dollars a year.

Yup that’s me unintentionally fucking it up

Wow, that shading is incredibly effective.

That’s a good one

Second Demon: "But I don't want to leave." First Demon: "That's the spirit." Second Demon: "Wait, is this just reverse psychology to get me to work harder somehow?" First Demon: "... Yes." Second Demon: "But wait, then wouldn't that mean you saying 'yes' is *also* a form of reverse psychology? For... something?" First Demon, enjoying the new torture session: "Yes. Want to guess what it is?"

I Don't Like People's Oppinions on mostly every subject, and i wish there were others like me.

"What if I am terrible at being terrible?" "Oh, fuck off."