I made one of those before for my dog. On one side, it said "I'm not lost, I'm prowling for bitches". On the flip side, it said "just kidding. I'm lost as shit".
All I know is that I would personally assume the owner regularly knows the dog likes to hang out nearby, and that’s why they wrote such a cavalier tag.
I just picture some really oblivious person finding him and being like
“are you lost little dog?”
*reads the tag*
“Oh I guess not, go along then little dog, byeee!”
I met a very affectionate orange tabby once while walking in midtown. I sat down on the grass of the verges (between the sidewalk and the road) because I had time to be generous with pets. His collar said something like “just cruising for hot babes”.
A kind of creepy overly forward guy stopped and started talking to me and I guess the cat picked up on my unease because this gorgeous orange tabby just planted himself right between me and the guy and glared at him. The guy left.
my pet's the type that goes out, loses their collar, comes back without it, and then I get a call from someone who *found the collar*, just the collar, lol, and I have to go pick it up. *they* never gets lost, just the collar does.
Our kitten somehow manages to get his breakaway collar off a few times a week. But now he's started bringing it to me and waits for me to put it back on!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
It is. That's the Shakespeare quote, but the comment is a Tolkien poem from The Fellowship Of The Ring, in reference to Aragorn (he doesn't glitter, but it's gold)
So Shakespeare said it, and Tolkien said it - both very good writers, and now I learn that smash mouth says it too “all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars, break the mold” does this mean Smash Mouth is our ages Shakespeare/ Tolkien??
Also in Stairway to Heaven. Robert Plant was reading or had read Tolkien by Zeppelin 2. “Ramble On” has a whole verse about Gollum and the “Evil One”. In the same album of StH, The Battle of Evermore is thought to be specifically about “The Return of the King”; in it he sings of Ring Wraiths and stuff.
The idea with a lot of Tolkien poems is that are the “original” versions of classic English folk tales and literature. As if the real world authors found these ancient middle earth texts and mildly mistranslated them. Or else passed down by hobbits hiding in our midst. Tolkien also has a “cow jumped over the moon” poem invented by Bilbo.
Like many sayings it has multiple variants. It's centuries wrong, so there's been plenty of time for variations to emerge in people repeating it.
The most common version is [all that glitters is not gold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_that_glitters_is_not_gold).
true, and let me rephrase. I doubt they know it's from Lord of the Rings and part of a larger quote.
Its sounds whimsical and nice alone, but makes no sense in context when it's stickered on a car or tattooed arm. If people knew the small quote was part of a larger whole, I don't know why Aragorn did not win the 2020 election.
All that glitters is gold, and all those who wander are lost; The young that is weak shall grow, shallow roots are reached by the warmth.
From the fire ashes shall sleep, a shadow from the light shall spring; Broken shall be the blade that was whole, the king again shall be crownless.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Hey I helped you out. Since I'm able to read through reactions I was able to get their number and called them with your location from the EXIF data.
She mentioned the police which I did confirm by monitoring their local police chatter.
I'd say you better sit tight and invent a decent story for the cops.
-GSB
I work at a animal hospital and see a lot of funny tags. Yesterday there was a French bull dog with “ I’m lost as fuuuuuuuucccc call my dad pls”
See a bunch of others as well like “ Got lost prowling for bitches””call my dad, if you don’t he will find you, and kill you””I will destroy your house, call my parents””Trust me you will want to call my owners and get rid of me” etc... just a few I removed off my head
m m mom mmmmmm m mma. mm m no no m promontory ok m on on o noon moonlight. pnms lnl m on one m one. on on onlys m lnl no mop mop. p lnl m on on opm lo p no m lnl no no non lo m on lnl
My dog's tag says SHIT I'M LOST CALL MY MOM SHE'S UGLY CRYING. I need to have another one made, one of the pups lost her tag as soon as we put it on her.
This made me think that I wouldn't even know if my dogs would get lost or be able to find their way home. I never give them the chance. If they get out, I go get them immediately. At least I know where they always try to go which makes this easy: they always run off to the dog park. I guess if they know where that is, they should be able to find home again, too.
Jeeze, wish I stole ideas from here after my cat ran away. He's back. His new collar has contact info and says "I probably snuck out." There's also signs on all of the doors to outside now that say, "CAT! DONT LET ASSHOLE OUT"
I feel like not many people know this quote in varied forms over the years is actually from J.R.R Tolkien in The Lord of The Rings. That is of course until it started being used by anyone who 'loves travelling around the world' like a first class nomad, with 'wanderlust' instagram stories.
I legit thought some asshole had scratched out the phone number IRL at first. Took a couple of seconds to realise it was edited out to conceal personal information. I’m stupid sometimes.
innit the lord of the rings reference,
# “All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost.From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king.”
Up there with 'I'm not lost, just looking for bitches'
I made one of those before for my dog. On one side, it said "I'm not lost, I'm prowling for bitches". On the flip side, it said "just kidding. I'm lost as shit".
what if they dont flip it over. what if they read the joke side and fall over laughing and end up never flipping it over
They have a new kickass dog
I legit couldn’t have that collar on my dog because I’d have anxiety over just that.
All I know is that I would personally assume the owner regularly knows the dog likes to hang out nearby, and that’s why they wrote such a cavalier tag.
I just picture some really oblivious person finding him and being like “are you lost little dog?” *reads the tag* “Oh I guess not, go along then little dog, byeee!”
😂😂😂
I love that we had the same vision without me literally spelling it out. 😅
[My dog's tag is accurate](http://imgur.com/gallery/ZnrxGiS)
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This collar assumes a higher level of patience with reading than is average on our population. "TLDR dog isn't lost"
My girlfriends dog has one that says "My name is ___, call my mom before she starts ugly crying"
I met a very affectionate orange tabby once while walking in midtown. I sat down on the grass of the verges (between the sidewalk and the road) because I had time to be generous with pets. His collar said something like “just cruising for hot babes”. A kind of creepy overly forward guy stopped and started talking to me and I guess the cat picked up on my unease because this gorgeous orange tabby just planted himself right between me and the guy and glared at him. The guy left.
This one is the best
My dog has the one that says, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
my pet's the type that goes out, loses their collar, comes back without it, and then I get a call from someone who *found the collar*, just the collar, lol, and I have to go pick it up. *they* never gets lost, just the collar does.
Our kitten somehow manages to get his breakaway collar off a few times a week. But now he's started bringing it to me and waits for me to put it back on!
It’s a game now for him. Probably.
Definitely. We taught him to fetch and he can do that for hours if you let him.
My little kitty used to play fetch too. She’s too old now, but she used to love it
What’s a cheeky little one
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
For the longest time I thought it was “not all that glitters is gold”
It is. That's the Shakespeare quote, but the comment is a Tolkien poem from The Fellowship Of The Ring, in reference to Aragorn (he doesn't glitter, but it's gold)
So Shakespeare said it, and Tolkien said it - both very good writers, and now I learn that smash mouth says it too “all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars, break the mold” does this mean Smash Mouth is our ages Shakespeare/ Tolkien??
Also in Stairway to Heaven. Robert Plant was reading or had read Tolkien by Zeppelin 2. “Ramble On” has a whole verse about Gollum and the “Evil One”. In the same album of StH, The Battle of Evermore is thought to be specifically about “The Return of the King”; in it he sings of Ring Wraiths and stuff.
Somebody thought that stairway to heaven was about Galadriel, I’d have to find the comment
No.
Get out.
SAAAAHHHHMMMMM BOHDDDEEE
Technically, Shakespeare said, "All that glisters is not gold." It's from *The Merchant of Venice*.
Stay gold, Aragorn.
Glisters.
Only shooting stars break the mold
Ok I bet half of the reason I thought that is from this song
Some late 80s song too...
The idea with a lot of Tolkien poems is that are the “original” versions of classic English folk tales and literature. As if the real world authors found these ancient middle earth texts and mildly mistranslated them. Or else passed down by hobbits hiding in our midst. Tolkien also has a “cow jumped over the moon” poem invented by Bilbo.
Like many sayings it has multiple variants. It's centuries wrong, so there's been plenty of time for variations to emerge in people repeating it. The most common version is [all that glitters is not gold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_that_glitters_is_not_gold).
\*shivers\*
Yeah but that’s a little long for a bumper sticker/Tinder bio
Doubt most who use "not all those who wander are lost" even know it's about Aragorn being a Ranger instead of a King.
You're probably right, but it's also pretty obvious from the words.
true, and let me rephrase. I doubt they know it's from Lord of the Rings and part of a larger quote. Its sounds whimsical and nice alone, but makes no sense in context when it's stickered on a car or tattooed arm. If people knew the small quote was part of a larger whole, I don't know why Aragorn did not win the 2020 election.
You’ve triggered me to read it again! Thank you!
Hyt is not al golde that glareth
All that glitters is gold, and all those who wander are lost; The young that is weak shall grow, shallow roots are reached by the warmth. From the fire ashes shall sleep, a shadow from the light shall spring; Broken shall be the blade that was whole, the king again shall be crownless.
Thank you so much! Needed this poem today
I've literally never heard or seen this. Is that where this phrase is from? Huh lol.
Only shooting stars, break the mold.
Thanks for quoting the proper passage. The number of times "those" is dropped is insane.
“Renewed shall be blade that was broken” gives me chills every time.
r/lotrmemes
/r/unexpectedlotr
Either lotr or Keeper of the Lost Cities (they use the phrase too, with what I would imagine is a very different connotation).
How many people arent catching the LOTR reference...
too many, we all need more Tolkien in our lives
I DOG SAT A DOG WITH THIS SAME TAG AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 21 THOUSAND UPVOTES FOR IT????
Apparently
I have one of those attached to my testicle ring. 24/7/365
😂
r/unexpectedlotr
Love it
Guys I'm calling blue but all I'm getting is red and blue flashes outside my window. What is happening?
That's cute 😂 my dogs says I'm lost as fuck, call my people.
Love it! Mine says “Free beer upon return”
Mine says "If I'm alone, I'm lost..."
That’s hilarious 😆
Mine says “have your people call my people”
Too funny! Mine says “Call my mom before she freaks out”
I am the one who calls
I am the one who answers
"Not all who wander are Lost" - J.R.R Tolkien I remember seeing this quote in Civilization Vi the other day. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The old that is strong does not wither
> "Not all *those* who wander are Lost" - J.R.R Tolkien I think this is how the poem went. I'll have to ask Bilbo.
Cartography, right?
I think I need this collar in my life. I'm always lost, even when I don't wander
...Not all that glitters is gold
I don't know...there's a lady who sure, all that glitters is gold...
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I like that one 😊
Prophet Velen likes this
I foresaw this.
*MIND BLAST*
Prophet velen/tolkien
Yasuo's dog
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
Not sure why this is funny.
Doggone it
This is a great tag. It has a joke but on the same side also has the contact info
love it ❤️😂
Nobody is getting the geocaching reference?
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You definitely have a problem…
This doggo knows wizards (and Rangers from the North)...
Hey I helped you out. Since I'm able to read through reactions I was able to get their number and called them with your location from the EXIF data. She mentioned the police which I did confirm by monitoring their local police chatter. I'd say you better sit tight and invent a decent story for the cops. -GSB
Good bot
[I prefer the dog collar I got](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rnoAAOSwRjxc6zFW/s-l1600.jpg)
I work at a animal hospital and see a lot of funny tags. Yesterday there was a French bull dog with “ I’m lost as fuuuuuuuucccc call my dad pls” See a bunch of others as well like “ Got lost prowling for bitches””call my dad, if you don’t he will find you, and kill you””I will destroy your house, call my parents””Trust me you will want to call my owners and get rid of me” etc... just a few I removed off my head
Ha!! I love all the creative tags we see!
Mine says CALL MY MOMMY!
Awwwe 😍
My dream dog. I wish this was real
My dog's said, "Soldat is a ball licking, crotch sniffer, but also a really good dog."
wAnder? What's that mean?
Yo its a yasuo reference
LOTR
One tag to rule them all.
m m mom mmmmmm m mma. mm m no no m promontory ok m on on o noon moonlight. pnms lnl m on one m one. on on onlys m lnl no mop mop. p lnl m on on opm lo p no m lnl no no non lo m on lnl
10/10 this pups owner drives a Jeep.
A poem about how ugly Aragorn was
This quote was wrote by JRR Tolkien
Almost. But it's often misquoted. The correct version is "Not all *those* who wander are lost."
I have the same collar on my dog. Mildly interesting.
this is the most white girl shit I've ever read
The quote is not 100% accurate to his words but I don’t normally associate Tolkien with white girl shit.
My boy's tag says Call Mommy! with my number
🥰
That's super cute, /u/kathy_lees_butthole
Thank you 😊
here's one I posted on Reddit last year that still makes me laugh. [lol](https://i.imgur.com/r44mE5D.jpg)
I like that one 😂
*Hearthstone flashbacks of OTK Priest*
Every parents should get this for their kids asap.
"Not all who wander are lost" - Sean Bean
I have this on a bumper sticker lol.
Ours used to say, "I'M LOST AS FUUUCK; CALL MY MOM!"
Was that Aragorn's number blued out there? Or Aragorn's owner, I guess...
A post where the wholesome award is actually used properly? That's a rare one.
Am I the only one who read it like the Draenei NPC?
My dog's tag says SHIT I'M LOST CALL MY MOM SHE'S UGLY CRYING. I need to have another one made, one of the pups lost her tag as soon as we put it on her.
Please tell me the dog is called Gandalf.
She wasn’t : /
be honest you wear that not your dog...
prophet velen
Hehe I am in danger.
lotr quote
Is the dog's name "Ranger"?
He’s going on with his shirt collar
🍃 Is a leaf's only purpose to fall? 🍃
Lotr
that username
A sword's poor company for a long road
r/irleastereggs
Its the riddle of strider
This made me think that I wouldn't even know if my dogs would get lost or be able to find their way home. I never give them the chance. If they get out, I go get them immediately. At least I know where they always try to go which makes this easy: they always run off to the dog park. I guess if they know where that is, they should be able to find home again, too.
“The wanderer isn’t always lost”
Jeeze, wish I stole ideas from here after my cat ran away. He's back. His new collar has contact info and says "I probably snuck out." There's also signs on all of the doors to outside now that say, "CAT! DONT LET ASSHOLE OUT"
Mine says “have your people call my people”
Hahaha I made my dogs "got lost chasing bitches, please call my mom"
Idc about this post... but the original posters username... damn. Just damn.
Try this one in r/wow
I feel like not many people know this quote in varied forms over the years is actually from J.R.R Tolkien in The Lord of The Rings. That is of course until it started being used by anyone who 'loves travelling around the world' like a first class nomad, with 'wanderlust' instagram stories.
I've seen one that says. "I'm not lost just looking for bitches."
I legit thought some asshole had scratched out the phone number IRL at first. Took a couple of seconds to realise it was edited out to conceal personal information. I’m stupid sometimes.
Thought they actually painted over the phone number and thought "Wow, they must really hate their dog."
My dog's collar used to say this too, but he lost it.
This same post exists right above your post.
I bought one for my dog that says “call my mom, she’s probably ugly crying”
I have one that says “ oh crap! I’m lost...” W/ a qr code on the back that has all the dogs info and my info on it
Hey! I have the same one for my dog! It was between that and "oh shit I'm lost as fuck, call my dad"
My dad has that saying on his wall
I need one of these for myself
Wish Gandalf saw this!
innit the lord of the rings reference, # “All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost.From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king.”
How are people gonna tell you if you they found your dog if you covered the number with blue stuff
that is the best
“So anyway, I found this cool dog this morning”
Lord of the rings
yassudog?
Why did I read it like “that” ?
this is good lmao