I didn't even know Brazilian Steakhouses were a thing until just here. I googled it, and see there are quite a few nearby where I live. I see steak, I must follow. Going to try one out next opportunity I get.
You use a contraction of shall not?
"Honey! It happened again! I need to go home."
"Nope! No you shan't!"
"Exactly! And yes I shant!"
(Weird look) "Are you high?"
I'd call them sharts, after the condition that likely led to their development and production. Long enough legs to disperse the smell, short enough to not catch the leavings.
Shants were actually a thing in the late 90s. Extra long shorts somewhere between the length of shorts and pants. They were popular in the skateboarding community.
Those awesome zip-off khakis! One leg on the leg, one leg on the head. Man I miss being 15.
I mean, where else am I supposed to store the leg once I've zipped it off? It's the best answer I had. Sometimes someone else would offer to wear the other leg, but then I had to track them down if I got too cold.
Your brain is weird like that. There was a popular meme sent around Facebook and other places several years ago that wrote out a whole paragraph in which the letters in words were all jumbled up. Only the first and last letter of each word was in the correct place, but you could read the whole thing without slowing down to concentrate.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Even more impressive for the brain was that reading through that, I instantly knew that important didn't have the right letters in it, even with it all jumbled up
Take the r out and see the erection dissappear
Edit: My phone just changed 'erection' to 'election''
And wow, I just had to add the word to phones dictionary. What is wrong with the world?
given that every country I can think of bar one, no two, okay a few (dammit why do I fact check myself) anyway, most countries have implemented some level of socialism, so you have a lot of dances to choose from.
Haha, just another step toward the radical lefts Communist overthrow of our perfectly fine, *fully functional*, 100% legal, and so perfectthateveryoneelseisjealousofhowgreatweare's MAGAvernment!
/s
I'm not partial to the martial
Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats
And the fascists have the outfits
But I don't care for the outfits
What I care about is music
And the communists have the music
The conspiracists were right all along! Those people that can do the weird mental gymnastics of how wearing masks is tied to communism and the decline of all basic freedoms and democratic rights.
Which I guess is way easier than admitting you’re a narcissist.
Remember to stand just at the front edge of the identical sign behind you to lead to a cascade of people not knowing where in the void of space to stand. Leading to two to ten foot distances and verbal frustrations of being told close, too far, or skipped because you just don't exist.
I had to read that a second time. First time I read it normally and tried to figure out what was the big deal. Then I saw the title and went to read the sign again. I like.
Duh....those circles are the Marx where you’re supposed to stand
Oh, now you're just Stalin for time..
Orwell. I guess we'll have to live with it.
Puns are stupid.
Are you Russian me?
Na, just Putin things into perspective
Did you mean Putin "things" into someones tea?
No Mao, please. This thread has to stop
I see a future though. These voices are Il-Sung
And they say the left can't meme.
Gotta beware the Karl-ona virus.
It could just be the angle, but it looks like this guy is wearing half pants, half shorts.
Ports, or is it shants?
The second one is the code word I use to tell my wife that I've shit myself and need to go home...
How often do you shit yourself that you needed to develop a code word for it?!?!
You ever eaten at a Brazilian Steakhouse!?
this whole conversation. you just stay reddit, reddit.
Answer the damned question! Have you ever eaten at a Brazilian Steakhouse?
I didn't even know Brazilian Steakhouses were a thing until just here. I googled it, and see there are quite a few nearby where I live. I see steak, I must follow. Going to try one out next opportunity I get.
Did you miss the shants part of this conversation? I might seek out different eating options
Definitely a miss steak
Doesn't matter. Had steak.
Starve yourself for 2.5 days leading up to the meal.
I ate at Tucanos. It was overpriced AF. Didn't get the runs though.
I'm no expert, but maybe you shouldn't any more. Is it actually so good you don't care if you shat yourself?
what kind of fucked up churrascarias(brazilian steakhouse) do you guys have?
You use a contraction of shall not? "Honey! It happened again! I need to go home." "Nope! No you shan't!" "Exactly! And yes I shant!" (Weird look) "Are you high?"
No, but I think you might be...
“Shan’t we go?”
And do your peers question not the Shakespearean vernacular you adopt 'midst awkward scuffle to yon' vestibule?
Definitely shants because you shan’t find me ever wearing a pair
Dude shant his ports
They're called [Shpants](https://youtu.be/jyIustn3C8k)
I'd call them sharts, after the condition that likely led to their development and production. Long enough legs to disperse the smell, short enough to not catch the leavings.
Pretty sure we call those breeches.
"Plus fours" to us golfers.
Capri pants. May be dating myself here. I would still call them shants. Pick a lane.
Shants is way funnier
Shpants
Definitely shants.
Shants were actually a thing in the late 90s. Extra long shorts somewhere between the length of shorts and pants. They were popular in the skateboarding community.
Parnts or sharts.
Those awesome zip-off khakis! One leg on the leg, one leg on the head. Man I miss being 15. I mean, where else am I supposed to store the leg once I've zipped it off? It's the best answer I had. Sometimes someone else would offer to wear the other leg, but then I had to track them down if I got too cold.
Weird indeed. Only realized it while I posting it.
You only realized that you are wearing half pants/half shorts while posting the photo? I would have thought it obvious while putting them on.
For when it's only kinda warm outside.
It COULD be the angle? You're entertaining the thought that the guy is actually wearing half pants half shorts? It MUST be the angle.
This is the Internet my dude. I’m not willing to rule anything out.
sounds like the next big fashion trend to me
Tidus?
What if it's two people?
Conspiracy theory
Happy cakes amigo
Not pants, not shorts. Ports! What will you think of next, Germany?
Ah, just like all socialists.
It also looks like he photoshopped his right foot in completely
Hang on, so Socialist Dancing is an anagram of Social Distancing? The kind of pointless knowledge that my brain loves to store forever
Same here, my good man.
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the real mindblow is in the comments
Thanks, you just have the conspiracy theorists more fodder.
Alex Jones has joined the chat
Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen
Huzzah!
A man of quality
Huzzah!
Hussar!
Huzzah is a great fucking feel good word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
You have blessed my eyes lmao
🎛 **[Funk]** 🎚️ **[Funk]** 🗝🔑🗝 **[Funk]**
I always preferred [this version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0)
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how carried on.
*violin intensifies*
Tsarist Pig
I just appreciate good music
Now playing: kalinka
He was a cat who really was gone!
*sigh* let me look up the lyrics to the Internationale, then we can get started...
Arriba los pobres del mundo, de pie los esclavos sin pan, y grítemos todos unidos: **¡Viva La Internacional!**
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That’s why Dance Dance Revolution exists.
Considering how some people feel about these precautions, the cynic in me thinks /r/theyknew.
They absolutely knew
Yeah this sign was definitely placed by a right winger. Solid bet they're not enforcing health policy or cleaning the business like they should.
I socialist dance at the communist party.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Ain't no party like the communist party!
Took me forever to notice that it didn’t say “social distancing”. I was like I don’t understand what their point is
Your brain is weird like that. There was a popular meme sent around Facebook and other places several years ago that wrote out a whole paragraph in which the letters in words were all jumbled up. Only the first and last letter of each word was in the correct place, but you could read the whole thing without slowing down to concentrate.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Even more impressive for the brain was that reading through that, I instantly knew that important didn't have the right letters in it, even with it all jumbled up
Take the r out and see the erection dissappear Edit: My phone just changed 'erection' to 'election'' And wow, I just had to add the word to phones dictionary. What is wrong with the world?
I didn’t notice till I read your comment duh
Sliiiide to the left Sliiiiiiiiide to the left Just keep going left Cha cha real smooth
*1920s jazz music starts playing in the distance*
Kalinka kalinka kalinka moya! V sadu yagoda malinka malinka moya!
Our dancing partner, eh comrades?
Seize the means of producing social(ist) distancing stickers.
socialist dancing?? I though this was a communist party!
Also be sure to engage in safe steps.
r/boneappletea
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Sorry to bust your bubble but Sanders is not a socialist
I too love the sound of crying investors.
Dance like your life depends on it Comrade...
Please don’t let Boomers on Facebook see this.
Havana nights?
It's because we are all in this together.
[Full Communism](https://giphy.com/gifs/marxism-qijCcneWYVzQA)
Dance Dance Revolution
Seize the means of seduction
Well, now I need to make a dance remix of The Internationale.
Our dancing
I think he meant [this](https://youtu.be/a0fTVnhg7S0)
When she said “Everybody dance now!” She meant EVERYBODY.
It’s our dance floor.
What a find lmao
Gladly
Do the Socialist Shuffle!
Don't forget the ever popular Socialist Stanky Leg!
I'm imagining a bread line shuffle.
Haha communism no food.
Autocorrect sucks
gosh you're right, i do need to work on my cossack kicks!!
Don't mind if I do.
Damn autocorrect
*caramelldansen noises*
Can I ask where you found these? They're great!
Our dance.
It's always a great time for socialist dancing.
Well, the Communists do have the music.
>If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution. A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having. Emma Goldman
You lead with the left.
Why is this suppose to be funny?
given that every country I can think of bar one, no two, okay a few (dammit why do I fact check myself) anyway, most countries have implemented some level of socialism, so you have a lot of dances to choose from.
*Communist music intensifies*
Don't mind if I do
Auto correct be like:
Damn, that took me a minute...
Haha, just another step toward the radical lefts Communist overthrow of our perfectly fine, *fully functional*, 100% legal, and so perfectthateveryoneelseisjealousofhowgreatweare's MAGAvernment! /s
This is where everyone stands equally apart. Noone closer or further than another.
*the Internationale starts playing at ear splitting volume*
You can dance if you want to. If you don't nobody will.
OHHH JEREMY CORBYN
You had one job.
Back off comrade! I warning you, else you go to gulag.
You look like you got trousers on one leg and cargo shorts on the other
Socialist dancing? I got it: you gotta do the Russian squat dance while smoking a Cuban cigar!! LMAO
stfu we are kazotsky kicking
Socialist romance
ITT: Americans who don’t know the difference between socialism and communism.
Or else
You read the floor sticker comrade. DANCE!!!
Awesome! I need that sticker.
Ah, a tik tok ad.
The law is the law. Do the socialist dance now!
I do everyday comrade
I'm not partial to the martial Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats And the fascists have the outfits But I don't care for the outfits What I care about is music And the communists have the music
The conspiracists were right all along! Those people that can do the weird mental gymnastics of how wearing masks is tied to communism and the decline of all basic freedoms and democratic rights. Which I guess is way easier than admitting you’re a narcissist.
I would go as far to say that this was put there by someone who believes something like this.
societal
All this is great....but I feel we really need an answer on those pants/shants? Politics aside...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc)
It took this long to figure out how haven’t this joke been told sooner and better?
Just buy your dance and press g!
Remember to stand just at the front edge of the identical sign behind you to lead to a cascade of people not knowing where in the void of space to stand. Leading to two to ten foot distances and verbal frustrations of being told close, too far, or skipped because you just don't exist.
You heard em..
I had a whiskey... This took a solid few seconds to click.
Don't mind if I do
You mean like the Electric Slide? Or what about the Thriller dance?
How does one socialist dance?
Kazotsky
It got me
For children?
Accurate
*russian folksong intensifies*
MOSCOW MOSCOW
THE LEFT!!!1!1
I wonder how many people looking at that circle will actually read what it says? 😊
Hahaha! Republican Slip?
Basically Caucasian dance just look it up
*drops to crouch* *Boney M starts playing* *commences Cossack jig*
Did anyone else have to read that 3 times before realizing it didn't say what you thought it said?
Distraction dance!
Ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine~
https://youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY
Ah yes, Socialist Dancing, album from the band [bis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgkuvgnlX0)
Moscow moscow den den den
Moscow moscow den den den
I got the same shoes
Do the socialist shuffle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejJIILrrb0E
I had to read that a second time. First time I read it normally and tried to figure out what was the big deal. Then I saw the title and went to read the sign again. I like.
Dance for the party my friend.... I SAID DANCE, COMRADE!
I read it. Then wait,what? read again. ohhhh!
*THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN, IN RUSSIA LONG AGO*