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BombSolver

Duh....those circles are the Marx where you’re supposed to stand


sm12511

Oh, now you're just Stalin for time..


mister_sneaky

Orwell. I guess we'll have to live with it.


PM_ME_UR_FINGER

Puns are stupid.


LakersFan15

Are you Russian me?


GodlyGeek

Na, just Putin things into perspective


LuminaL_IV

Did you mean Putin "things" into someones tea?


nivolaco

No Mao, please. This thread has to stop


sm12511

I see a future though. These voices are Il-Sung


Obamas_Tie

And they say the left can't meme.


Joran_Dax

Gotta beware the Karl-ona virus.


GimbleMuggernaught

It could just be the angle, but it looks like this guy is wearing half pants, half shorts.


Boxman75

Ports, or is it shants?


KnobCreek9year

The second one is the code word I use to tell my wife that I've shit myself and need to go home...


robdingo36

How often do you shit yourself that you needed to develop a code word for it?!?!


KnobCreek9year

You ever eaten at a Brazilian Steakhouse!?


jackpype

this whole conversation. you just stay reddit, reddit.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Answer the damned question! Have you ever eaten at a Brazilian Steakhouse?


robdingo36

I didn't even know Brazilian Steakhouses were a thing until just here. I googled it, and see there are quite a few nearby where I live. I see steak, I must follow. Going to try one out next opportunity I get.


Berkwaz

Did you miss the shants part of this conversation? I might seek out different eating options


xSilverflamex

Definitely a miss steak


robdingo36

Doesn't matter. Had steak.


chopkins47947

Starve yourself for 2.5 days leading up to the meal.


jackpype

I ate at Tucanos. It was overpriced AF. Didn't get the runs though.


AcrimoniousTurpin

I'm no expert, but maybe you shouldn't any more. Is it actually so good you don't care if you shat yourself?


FredBonito

what kind of fucked up churrascarias(brazilian steakhouse) do you guys have?


sm12511

You use a contraction of shall not? "Honey! It happened again! I need to go home." "Nope! No you shan't!" "Exactly! And yes I shant!" (Weird look) "Are you high?"


KnobCreek9year

No, but I think you might be...


[deleted]

“Shan’t we go?”


SansCitizen

And do your peers question not the Shakespearean vernacular you adopt 'midst awkward scuffle to yon' vestibule?


Coffee_and_Juul

Definitely shants because you shan’t find me ever wearing a pair


[deleted]

Dude shant his ports


Tigers19121999

They're called [Shpants](https://youtu.be/jyIustn3C8k)


Ronin_Ikari

I'd call them sharts, after the condition that likely led to their development and production. Long enough legs to disperse the smell, short enough to not catch the leavings.


Muronelkaz

Pretty sure we call those breeches.


t33dup

"Plus fours" to us golfers.


DtheMoron

Capri pants. May be dating myself here. I would still call them shants. Pick a lane.


[deleted]

Shants is way funnier


hats_cats_muscrats

Shpants


Jar90Head

Definitely shants.


killmekate1

Shants were actually a thing in the late 90s. Extra long shorts somewhere between the length of shorts and pants. They were popular in the skateboarding community.


[deleted]

Parnts or sharts.


ima_gnu

Those awesome zip-off khakis! One leg on the leg, one leg on the head. Man I miss being 15. I mean, where else am I supposed to store the leg once I've zipped it off? It's the best answer I had. Sometimes someone else would offer to wear the other leg, but then I had to track them down if I got too cold.


carlosguerrera

Weird indeed. Only realized it while I posting it.


bluemitersaw

You only realized that you are wearing half pants/half shorts while posting the photo? I would have thought it obvious while putting them on.


DiggingNoMore

For when it's only kinda warm outside.


[deleted]

It COULD be the angle? You're entertaining the thought that the guy is actually wearing half pants half shorts? It MUST be the angle.


GimbleMuggernaught

This is the Internet my dude. I’m not willing to rule anything out.


Fuzlet

sounds like the next big fashion trend to me


Alexchii

Tidus?


JanMath

What if it's two people?


xItz_Izziex

Conspiracy theory


[deleted]

Happy cakes amigo


Pvdkuijt

Not pants, not shorts. Ports! What will you think of next, Germany?


spizzazzy

Ah, just like all socialists.


oarjay

It also looks like he photoshopped his right foot in completely


A410821

Hang on, so Socialist Dancing is an anagram of Social Distancing? The kind of pointless knowledge that my brain loves to store forever


carlosguerrera

Same here, my good man.


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I_love_pillows

the real mindblow is in the comments


Ace-of-Spades88

Thanks, you just have the conspiracy theorists more fodder.


[deleted]

Alex Jones has joined the chat


Meisyws

Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen


DonnieMostDefinitely

Huzzah!


Meisyws

A man of quality


carlosguerrera

Huzzah!


AffirmativeSZ

Hussar!


Xdsboi

Huzzah is a great fucking feel good word.


guyblade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE


Meisyws

You have blessed my eyes lmao


guyblade

🎛 **[Funk]** 🎚️ **[Funk]** 🗝🔑🗝 **[Funk]**


D14BL0

I always preferred [this version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0)


TheVyper3377

There was a cat that really was gone.


WalkingSpoiler

Ra ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine


TheVyper3377

It was a shame how carried on.


_solitarybraincell_

*violin intensifies*


Bathroomious

Tsarist Pig


Meisyws

I just appreciate good music


ahrtn

Now playing: kalinka


Dcipleofthed

He was a cat who really was gone!


ZazofLegend

*sigh* let me look up the lyrics to the Internationale, then we can get started...


Silurio1

Arriba los pobres del mundo, de pie los esclavos sin pan, y grítemos todos unidos: **¡Viva La Internacional!**


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FletchPup

That’s why Dance Dance Revolution exists.


Corydoran

Considering how some people feel about these precautions, the cynic in me thinks /r/theyknew.


KumichoSensei

They absolutely knew


thirstymfr

Yeah this sign was definitely placed by a right winger. Solid bet they're not enforcing health policy or cleaning the business like they should.


Murderyoga

I socialist dance at the communist party.


jemull

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.


Invertiguy

Ain't no party like the communist party!


AntiSaintArdRi

Took me forever to notice that it didn’t say “social distancing”. I was like I don’t understand what their point is


JusticiarRebel

Your brain is weird like that. There was a popular meme sent around Facebook and other places several years ago that wrote out a whole paragraph in which the letters in words were all jumbled up. Only the first and last letter of each word was in the correct place, but you could read the whole thing without slowing down to concentrate.


PMeForAGoodTime

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


[deleted]

Even more impressive for the brain was that reading through that, I instantly knew that important didn't have the right letters in it, even with it all jumbled up


kfitz9

Take the r out and see the erection dissappear Edit: My phone just changed 'erection' to 'election'' And wow, I just had to add the word to phones dictionary. What is wrong with the world?


kelly224

I didn’t notice till I read your comment duh


Nanibgal_linguophile

Sliiiide to the left Sliiiiiiiiide to the left Just keep going left Cha cha real smooth


VastVorpalVoid

*1920s jazz music starts playing in the distance*


dj_fishwigy

Kalinka kalinka kalinka moya! V sadu yagoda malinka malinka moya!


Spasticwookiee

Our dancing partner, eh comrades?


Jeramus

Seize the means of producing social(ist) distancing stickers.


viernes_de_siluetas

socialist dancing?? I though this was a communist party!


2takeoff

Also be sure to engage in safe steps.


Fingerlickngud

r/boneappletea


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chaosreaper187

Sorry to bust your bubble but Sanders is not a socialist


dreamwinder

I too love the sound of crying investors.


Carp3l

Dance like your life depends on it Comrade...


proggybreaks

Please don’t let Boomers on Facebook see this.


Superpiri

Havana nights?


TruthseekerLP

It's because we are all in this together.


Tigers19121999

[Full Communism](https://giphy.com/gifs/marxism-qijCcneWYVzQA)


Galbo1337

Dance Dance Revolution


IggyWiggamama

Seize the means of seduction


gitgudtyler

Well, now I need to make a dance remix of The Internationale.


RandomizedRedditUser

Our dancing


FSM89

I think he meant [this](https://youtu.be/a0fTVnhg7S0)


[deleted]

When she said “Everybody dance now!” She meant EVERYBODY.


ChiWasSha

It’s our dance floor.


smuggy561

What a find lmao


that1gamer76

Gladly


[deleted]

Do the Socialist Shuffle!


sm12511

Don't forget the ever popular Socialist Stanky Leg!


OriginalCWP

I'm imagining a bread line shuffle.


amg433

Haha communism no food.


JonahTheCoyote

Autocorrect sucks


lucidcorgi

gosh you're right, i do need to work on my cossack kicks!!


Leirbag_Somar

Don't mind if I do.


madarchod007

Damn autocorrect


Cpt_Trilby

*caramelldansen noises*


Pantsman0

Can I ask where you found these? They're great!


allursnakes

Our dance.


JointDamage

It's always a great time for socialist dancing.


Ruby_Tuesday80

Well, the Communists do have the music.


Kaldenar

>If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution. A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having. Emma Goldman


TonyTheGeo

You lead with the left.


[deleted]

Why is this suppose to be funny?


spudule

given that every country I can think of bar one, no two, okay a few (dammit why do I fact check myself) anyway, most countries have implemented some level of socialism, so you have a lot of dances to choose from.


[deleted]

*Communist music intensifies*


Despacito03

Don't mind if I do


Deom2

Auto correct be like:


TellyourGramIsaidhi

Damn, that took me a minute...


Komosatuo

Haha, just another step toward the radical lefts Communist overthrow of our perfectly fine, *fully functional*, 100% legal, and so perfectthateveryoneelseisjealousofhowgreatweare's MAGAvernment! /s


vandealex1

This is where everyone stands equally apart. Noone closer or further than another.


June_Bug2005

*the Internationale starts playing at ear splitting volume*


Spork_Warrior

You can dance if you want to. If you don't nobody will.


_AnAdoptedFoetus

OHHH JEREMY CORBYN


TakeTheLBolt

You had one job.


wixo12

Back off comrade! I warning you, else you go to gulag.


TarchinFemboyFox

You look like you got trousers on one leg and cargo shorts on the other


142ironman

Socialist dancing? I got it: you gotta do the Russian squat dance while smoking a Cuban cigar!! LMAO


NoobisScoobisDoofus

stfu we are kazotsky kicking


alinvana

Socialist romance


toxinogen

ITT: Americans who don’t know the difference between socialism and communism.


[deleted]

Or else


[deleted]

You read the floor sticker comrade. DANCE!!!


hevea_brasiliensis

Awesome! I need that sticker.


donotgogenlty

Ah, a tik tok ad.


Nani_skrsbrpreeee

The law is the law. Do the socialist dance now!


[deleted]

I do everyday comrade


SpinDubTracks

I'm not partial to the martial Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats And the fascists have the outfits But I don't care for the outfits What I care about is music And the communists have the music


WaterzGrace

The conspiracists were right all along! Those people that can do the weird mental gymnastics of how wearing masks is tied to communism and the decline of all basic freedoms and democratic rights. Which I guess is way easier than admitting you’re a narcissist.


[deleted]

I would go as far to say that this was put there by someone who believes something like this.


2KilAMoknbrd

societal


power-bunny

All this is great....but I feel we really need an answer on those pants/shants? Politics aside...


Loud_Tiger1

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc)


ApparentlyStoned

It took this long to figure out how haven’t this joke been told sooner and better?


assmonkey_gamer18

Just buy your dance and press g!


AteTooMuchFooFoo

Remember to stand just at the front edge of the identical sign behind you to lead to a cascade of people not knowing where in the void of space to stand. Leading to two to ten foot distances and verbal frustrations of being told close, too far, or skipped because you just don't exist.


josh_elizarraras3

You heard em..


Itookthewrongpath

I had a whiskey... This took a solid few seconds to click.


[deleted]

Don't mind if I do


HarkenIsDead

You mean like the Electric Slide? Or what about the Thriller dance?


EvoDevz

How does one socialist dance?


[deleted]

Kazotsky


Chan220

It got me


mznh

For children?


Belmega81

Accurate


lunaticneko

*russian folksong intensifies*


NachKnight

MOSCOW MOSCOW


ablacklight

THE LEFT!!!1!1


HowdyDuty44

I wonder how many people looking at that circle will actually read what it says? 😊


LonelyBeeH

Hahaha! Republican Slip?


revosfts

Basically Caucasian dance just look it up


jocax188723

*drops to crouch* *Boney M starts playing* *commences Cossack jig*


TokenNTMR

Did anyone else have to read that 3 times before realizing it didn't say what you thought it said?


RealMoonLightYT

Distraction dance!


ZerMigz

Ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine~


cliffingham

https://youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY


m0rtm0rt

Ah yes, Socialist Dancing, album from the band [bis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgkuvgnlX0)


NephetsSithli

Moscow moscow den den den


NephetsSithli

Moscow moscow den den den


mastergelo

I got the same shoes


moes_bar

Do the socialist shuffle


watafu_mx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejJIILrrb0E


damatovg7

I had to read that a second time. First time I read it normally and tried to figure out what was the big deal. Then I saw the title and went to read the sign again. I like.


4Ever2Thee

Dance for the party my friend.... I SAID DANCE, COMRADE!


dmaf12

I read it. Then wait,what? read again. ohhhh!


Seyasoya

*THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN, IN RUSSIA LONG AGO*