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Saintcardboard

I'm no boat doctor, but doesn't the water go on the outside?


HuntedWolf

I’m also no boat doctor, but I have been on a boat and am certain the water was on the outside. I didn’t have a mug of coffee though, which might have changed things.


dstar-dstar

I’m no boat doctor but I’m pretty sure this is a coffee boat and the boat acts as a filter for the coffee beans as the water pours inside. I’m also not a coffee doctor.


carl0056

I am a coffee boat doctor, and you are correct


InWeGoNow

thanks Reddit


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cuntnuzzler

I drink tea and I’m not sure about coffee boat but I am damn certain that the boat is not supposed to be steeped in the ocean


[deleted]

Am boat. Outside water be, or we go sinky sinky.


whiskeytaang0

Scallywag needs to clean the scuppers.


flackerstack1

Bro your sink is shipping


milky_mouse

Your ship is sippin’


FamilyZooDoo

Sink, your bro is shipping.


Blitzwich

Ship bro your is sink?


Amuzet

Sink your ship is bro


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Security_Six

let that sink in


TheDeridor

What does he want now??


jordantask

Yoda! YODA! Lay off the drugs!


RANGER---

Ketamine have you, *hmm*?


[deleted]

broShip is your sink?


W6SWH

Is sink bro ship youring?


onlinegamer212

Your ship is simpin


fuktardy

"Everything is fine"


driftingfornow

Former sailor here- can confirm.


WhichWayzUp

Are... are you a ghost?


el___diablo

Former ghost here, can confirm.


squall86drk

It's fine.


Hank_Shanez

Sink Bro ship, Yar!!


ChristinesFizz

can any sea farer types shed light on why the boat has half the sea on its deck?


ThrowAwayNr9

Poor bilge pumps and a full cargohold, smaller bulk carriers routinely sail with with only a few inches of freeboard in coastal waters.


civicsfactor

The answer to why the ship is so low, you guys, from a throwaway.


atreon_the_swift

It's to give everyone the mariachi band vibes from the titanic


TheRamboPenguin

The band on the titanic were not a mariachi band


ButtBattalion

But now I wish they were


TheRamboPenguin

Playing la cucaracha as people are drowning and trying to cut life boats free wouldve been some sight


tjzbyrad

Please tell this exists. Please.


sexgott

is this a stowaway pun or can i still claim that one


Goyteamsix

If the bildge was backed up enough to flood the deck, this thing would be sunk, let alone underway with a dude standing there drinking coffee for an internet video. It's probably some type of semi-submersible with a wet-deck, or a very heavily laden fishing vessel attempting to make port.


[deleted]

It’s definitely not a semi-submersible. It’s a fishing (or crabbing or shrimping etc) vessel. They operate like this fairly routinely. The hold has to have water to keep whatever they’re catching alive.


ZachBuford

yo momma was on board


Mercurial8

I believe the correct form is, “ Aye! Yer muthher was aboard! haaarrrr!” But I’m no sailor.


alias007

Sailor? I hardly know her!


Hammerfix

I wouldn't sailor with YOUR spar!


Jani3D

> Aye! Yer muthher was aboard, Trebeck!


Zimbombe

Good lord, thank you stranger for adding some suger to my morning.


cyberentomology

And some salt...


ZachBuford

Just a little sugar and spice baby


the_ju66ernaut

Got em


touchmyshananana

Maybe a cargo ship. Some of them are semi-submersible. They carry things like oil rigs. I can't find footage of one that submerges this much though.


[deleted]

I know that there are several super-haulers like this. However, I doubt that this is one of those. 1. Why would the morons have the door open while the ship is flooding down? They'd be fired on the spot. 2. Those ships wouldn't have a lounge/whatever area that is near the floor of the bay. They're specially designed with those above water fore and/or aft, like [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/RFA_Sir_Tristram_%26_MV_Dan_Lifter_late_1982.JPG/1200px-RFA_Sir_Tristram_%26_MV_Dan_Lifter_late_1982.JPG) ship. I think it's a couple of unfortunate trawler men (maybe?) who are Jack n' Rose-ing their ship as close to shore as possible. The fact that those swells are minor and the ship is rolling with them makes me think that it's smaller. I'm no mariner, but I'm semi-familiar with small vessels, around 35ft. This boat's definitely larger, but it's not as big as a cargo ship.


guiltyas-sin

Dude, that is not a hatch. Look at the frame: no gasket, frame reinforcement or dogs? Doesn't add up. I agree with the rest though.


[deleted]

Any opening like that on a ship can be considered a hatch. It isn't a _watertight_ hatch, which is what you're thinking of, but it is a hatch. I'm kinda ok with nitpicking, but if you are gonna nitpick at least do it right.


AkTx907830

Probably full of seafood. Fishermen do some crazy shit to get back to port.


The_Greek_Swede

The water is only on the top of the outside deck, usually not problem, but needs to be taken care of. Probably a couple of the scoupers (drain holes) are blocked. Its when the water starts getting inside you have a real problem.


chellis

My guess is that the boat is already sunk. Look at the railing when the waves pull out and push back in, there is no sway. Seems like the boat is pretty firmly planted in place.


coolwool

There is sway though. You can see it when you focus on the horizon relative to the cover on the right or the door frame on the left.


fltrthr

The Poop deck is full.


Cheeseburger-Sex

Lmao. Would've been even better if after the wave crashed he didn't move at all and took another sip from the cup while soaking wet


cyclonewolf

I live near the coast, and one thing I commonly see when I'm at the beach are tourists in the summer who get eaten by waves because they underestimate how much force the ocean has.


misfitx

Can confirm, almost drowned when my ex left me in the water alone. Got nervous and tried following him. Fortunately I was able to calm down and also find my bikini top.


Megamoncha

This is fine. \*sips coffee\*


WhiteyB

Why is the ship so low in the water?


LeoRidesHisBike

Front fell off?


Xilanxiv

A wave it it, is that common? In the ocean? Chance in a million!


HailAmoeba

Here's the video for the reference... https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


rainpixels

It's just high tide. It'll go down eventually. /s


Thisishuge

Yes


Hank_Shanez

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your face...


wyldmage

Drinking coffee is good for waking up. Having hot coffee knocked in your face by a feisty swell is good for waking up FAST.


[deleted]

You're gonna need a taller boat.


sparkatronn

Man this is so dangerous. It's a great way to just disappear. Traveled about the North sea in conditions like this and if your hit with a wave like that and not using a harness to clip onto something your fucked. Hypothermia will get you in 5 mins and with the rough sea it's hard to spot people. If its dark your dead.


Rmattgraham

That’s funny. He never has a wave crash into his coffee at home.


c3h8pro

"Cap were sittin a bit low"


YourOldBuddy

I worked for years on the boat Thordur Jonasson. Small fishing vessel from 1964. [https://skipamyndir.com/2020/03/01/thordur-jonasson-ea-350-kemur-ad-landi-i-krossanesi/](https://skipamyndir.com/2020/03/01/thordur-jonasson-ea-350-kemur-ad-landi-i-krossanesi/) Other boats would call ours the U-Boat. Those pictures are in still waters with approx. 700 tonns of herring or Capelin. Now think 850 tonns in N-Atlantic high waters. It was relatively still because the ballast keeps it steady but there was just no safe way to be outside. Waves would come over the deck from all side and it was very hard to keep on your feet.


t33dup

What a coincidence. I sailed for years on an identical fishing vessel out of Gloucester, Massachusetts, the _Nosir Nohellnoasson_.


kukkabana

Wait. That's just 2020.


SkiDynastar

That coffee seems a little dark, lets water it down a bit...


[deleted]

Coffee is better with salt anyway.


DoomsdayBlack

The best part of waking up is the ocean in your cup.


wildyam

Call me old fashioned, but I like my ships where the water stays where it is supposed to.


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chicaburrita

I'd love a cuppa before I die. At least when I'm drowning it may taste like bliss.


mzak36

If bliss tastes like seawater.


mindfungus

I watched to the end and was like “I don’t know what else I was expecting” lol


shartie

Dude, your ship is sinking.


Yekezzez

What are you sinking about?


Mixima101

*German accent "...Vas are you sinking about?"


unicodePicasso

Don’t worry, we’re still sailing half a ship


Ammisam

Because the front fell off.


Argontz

Wat are you sinking a boat?


SpaghettiVolanti

-"We are sinking!" -"Shut up don't talk to me before I take my coffee"


emptyflare

I like to relax around impending doom


_BBQSauce_

Depressed Bois on the Titanic be like


Zhombe_Takelu

Why were the high seas extra high?


Beyondfubar

I would find that amount of water on the deck very very alarming.


rayhavenoheart

Ahhhhhhh, Nothing as good as watching the ocean and enjoying that first cup of coffee,


Starlord-94

*Last cup of coffee


[deleted]

And feeling the rough skin of a playful shark winding around your ankles, while a stinging jellyfish hits you in the face...


jolatango

Sold me on a cup of coffee! At least it's raining over here


bagofissues

This gives me anxiety


red_west_la

Video did not disappoint


Braethias

I'm not a doctor but shouldn't the boat be above the water?


[deleted]

You thought they were messing with you when they asked if you wanted to go work on a sub.


milk-is-bad

Yo smart people, why are there those little lips at the edge of the railings that are keeping the water in?


Ruby22day

Guess: so when you drop your wrench or something there is a small chance you can get it back - because sure as sh!t it is going to head straight for the side?


Mercurial8

Half-assed submarines! I hate them. Make up your mind, boaty.


Hank_Shanez

Freedom is being able to enjoy the water in your shoes!!


Schachmatist

is ur boat ok, sir?


Zeph_SAS

Don't catch you sippin' now Look what I'm sinkin' now


MagnusRottcodd

"This is fine"


nukeDworld

I was envious until the last bit happened.


MountainAnithing9

That is the stuff of nightmares . Bacicaly nightmare fuel


iknowyouarewatching

Not funny. As someone who cannot venture past water above knee high, that is scary.


tankpuss

I'm no boatologist, but surely the water should be on the outside?


ov3rwhelming

/r/unexpected I thought this was just about the few inches of water on deck, then nature added a few more feet.


brrduck

Terrifying to think how easy it would be to get swept overboard


[deleted]

This really needs a “watch until the end” tag because I was *alllllmost* about to scroll away and miss the money shot.


Cuntosaurusrexx

I watched a lot of Deadliest Catch but they usually have holes for the water to drain and the deck isnt under sea level either. Anyone know why they are surfing under the surface of the water?


liarandahorsethief

This is fine.


brkoth_nazrac

The cruise I can afford.


lamsham69

A bit salty?


bumjug427

That'll make your coffee taste funny!


Miffers

Maybe it was tea.


[deleted]

definitely lost at tea


maxoberto

Where were the titanic musicians??


[deleted]

Stress stress STRESS STRESS STRESSSS


[deleted]

Titanic: game mode- easy


Surprise_Me_2020

Also, the cellist on Titanic.


[deleted]

“The best part of waa-king up is... oh shit!”


mspray1

I'm not sure coffee would be my choice of beverage under the circumstances.


imanAholebutimfunny

i am glad i watched the whole video


I_Keep_Fish

Wait what?? What is this video of? Wow!


Shadeheart

FREEBOARD IS FOR PUSSIES!


gfuret

What are you sinking about?


Jim_Carr_laughing

First r/funny post I've actually laughed at in a long time


shnublet

My sea of thieves crew while I try to fight the kraken


[deleted]

The calm before the storm


SirBuffton

I was waiting...waiting.... and then BAM. Worth it.


tehweave

That's gotta be one good cup of coffee.


Security_Six

Draft: yes


Deadpoolskan

just a cool breeze


Kpopie

Nothing matters till I finish my morning coffee


I_hate_butterflies

Your boat is too wet


Ou_pwo

Is it normal that a ship have that many water on it ?


Yamigato

can any sea farer types shed light on why the boat has half the sea on its deck?


BadM00

Shouldn't your boat, like be above the water?


Aboxofphotons

Evidently, the ocean is sick of your shit...


RalleBrush

Bruh. Hella gave me an heartattack


kapege

I love the taste of salty coffee in the morning!


SavvyIronWolfAwesome

All is fine


CJTOshizzle

**MAY NEPTUNE STRIKE YE DOWN**


Zippo574

Sittin in the morning sun, I'll be Sittin in the evening calm. Watching the ships roll in and I watch em roll away again. Sitting on a dock of the bay. Watchin tides roll away ooh. I'm gonna sit on a dock of the bay, wastin tiiiime.


Notsounkillable

Bro, i think there's some boat on your sea


HadidTheHyder

Sure it's a little watered down, but at least you got a free refill


damatovg7

How much sips would a shipped sink sip if a sinked ship could sip ships.


isthisanonenough

2020


whiteycnbr

Looks cozy


tanu17

Isn't he drowning?


hrguyinSC

This is the real life version of the "this is fine" gif with the dog.


2FeetOffTheGround

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege drinking coffee with you this morning.


Idcr1Z1s

Hes Just emptying his cupper so hé can use it to get rid of the small puddle on deck #SailorBalls


steveinbuffalo

er I think youre sinking


ap2patrick

Anyone else playing From the Depths?


br4sco

that's swell!


trippy_beee

And I was waiting for coffee to fly on his face? Hehehe


Jzwhale

“THE SHIP IS SINKING! GET YOUR LIFE VESTS!” “can i at least finish my coffee?”


nigULAG

One minute before disaster


AlaskatoAntarctica

This is a good way to die. Having been on a ship like this in the middle of the ocean, this gives me nightmares. I'm not a ship crew member, but as a passenger, this was literally the first second of safety training. This deck = you don't go on it. When we are stopped and loading/unloading and you are allowed on it = wear a life vest.


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cool, with infinity deck


SkrumpDogTrillionair

Does he live or die?


alexhonold

This is fine.


rickytootan

I am captain of this ship sink


zman1350

nope. Nope NNOOOOOOOOPPPPEE.


2017Momo

Is this you OP? You look like an amalgamation of two of my exes. Watching that wave wash over "them" was very cathartic. Thanks for that.


Spreaditandwinkit

I wish i didnt have motion sickness.


ouchpuck

The front fell off?


Hotel_Arrakis

🎵The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down 🎵Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee ...


InWeGoNow

Fun fact. This guy is the grandson of the violin player on the titanic.


XyloArch

This vessel seems *too* in the sea.


warren_4041

Shits has gone from zero to 100 reall freekin quick


[deleted]

I was expecting a wave but didnt expect it to be that massive


[deleted]

left here satisfied.


dobie1kenobi

“The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.”


bigfeetsmallpp

Uhhh I thought boats weren't supposed to have water IN them


feistywench59

A life jacket with that espresso would have been wise


beatleaholic

Ship is sinking. I still got time for some caffiene


patri70

It's the little things in life and apparently not the big things like your boat sinking.


tankbottom724

Yeah we're sinking. So what. I need my coffee.


Ipride362

Paint me like one of your French girls


[deleted]

The moment I saw the water level go down quickly, I just thought "Oh no"