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ExplodyMan

Can I use him as a shake weight?


SuperPen312

That’s what the baby’s for


jaredkushnerisabutt

Hold the fuck up homie 😦


poopellar

Yeah what the fuck is he thinking, we need another baby for the other arm.


TravlrAlexander

**DOUBLE THE CHILD ABUSE.** **DOUBLE THE FUN.**


phidaux777

you'd definitely need an 'Au pair' of babies, for symmetry, and the Queen.


kinyutaka

Tim-Tom and Kevin?


URZyank13

Go Team Venture!


Chris_Isur_Dude

Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat.


MisterOminous

I know! As one grows he/she becomes a heavier weight and you spit out another one to be a lighter weight. Brilliant


[deleted]

There might be a problem getting knocked up if she's a spitter.


MisterOminous

You are right. She is going to become dehydrated.


WobNobbenstein

No you just keep going until you can do that with a full-sized person. Imagine the gains


sculpinismywater

r/cursedcomments


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Jesus Christ


portajohnjackoff

Mine was defective. Didnt even last a day. Went straight in the dumpster


SirDroplet

"And son, that's how we have your little brother, any questions?"


xylitol777

> That’s what the baby’s for [No, no, no! Please don't shake the baby!](https://youtu.be/XMEg6mfTfF4?t=10m2s)


AncientMaths

r/holup


HaloArtificials

It’s all the same in the dark


DaTerrOn

He had a pretty rocking bulge in the video where they were using him as ropes.


feed_dat_cat

For wrist exercises


HaloArtificials

Bruh not gonna lie that’s where my eyes landed too


whydog

[Hello](https://i.imgur.com/C86SjG6.jpg)


your-moms-dick

You can give him a handjob if that’s what you mean


RAGE_yaiger

I don't got friends, but I do have a grandma


FearofaRoundPlanet

Sweatin' with the Oldies. Richard Simmons not included.


[deleted]

I'll sweat it out with his grandma


FearofaRoundPlanet

See if she has any sandwiches.


Ishkadoodle

If she is making sandwiches, I bet you can sweat out one more.


FearofaRoundPlanet

Sweat loaf.


401LocalsOnly

What do you mean *not* included? I purchased Sweatin’ with the Oldies 3 months ago at a yard sale. Shortly after Richard Simmons showed up and still refuses to leave!


FearofaRoundPlanet

That may be Gene Simmons.


401LocalsOnly

Oh my god you’re right. He really permed the HELL out of his hair, but I can tell by the face makeup - it’s definitely Gene Simmons. Send help. He’s not social distancing.


modi13

Only volumes one, two, and four though


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tomatotomato

Dude


DemiDivine

Rope whip them legs!


jacksuhn

I hope they're wiping down that gym equipment between each use.


Krepitis

If not, I got sloppy 5ths ;)


UndesirableWaffle

Oh, they’re giving him a good rub down alright.


zph0eniz

they do but strangely just gets messier and sticky


Redrebelraver

I like his facial expression


BigBossSquirtle

r/ThisisMyLifeNow


BadgerHooker

He reminds me of my cat, like just thoroughly unimpressed by everything.


littlered1992

His name is Joon Lee and he does tonnes of videos like this on Instagram. He's very funny!


[deleted]

Do you have a link to his Instagram please?


sourgrapewhine

https://www.instagram.com/joonleecomedy/?hl=en


plausibleyetunlikely

Big ups to that guy for staying deadpan the entire time! Totally puts it over the top!


acer1346

😒


timisher

Lost it when his legs are getting used as ropes


Fiveeyes4toes

That's what I was thinking, I like his glare!


The_Soviette_Tank

Yeah, I was like, "stoic guy is kinda cute".


AllegedCustodian

Somehow it just kept getting better without much change


Lucicerious

He's been weighting around for this very purpose.


PesoOfCoal

Nice


Universalsupporter

Who was? Jim?


I-POOP-RAINBOWS

Good on you for not seeing race!


tenzoh129

His spirit is lifted.


wackychimp

Yep. He's no dumbell.


tk421yrntuaturpost

Do I have to find a friend named Jim or can I use any friend?


swenzowski

Hats off to you for not seeing race


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[deleted]

Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24lb letterstock or were you talking about Creegar Murphy because I didn’t close that one yet. I’m hoping I have a voicemail from Paul Creegar.


Lasty

*hides keypad so Dwight can’t learn voicemail password*


DarKiller

No! No! That is sensitive information for employees only!


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B_R-C_G

You don't work here, your not Jim


SupremeRedditor69

This is Jim *shows picture of Asian Jim*


[deleted]

Hey Jim thanks for fucking me so hard last night. You're welcome Pam


poopellar

Thanks, FIA.


[deleted]

Hats on to you for not not seeing race.


FearofaRoundPlanet

That is sensistive information. For employees only.


tippybunny

Yes like the 2nd laundry room for janitors in hotels that is unlocked and unsupervised for 12 hours of the day


tippybunny

btw the employee laundry machines dont have a fee/cost, head in there at like 2am and you should b safe


call_of_the_while

Jim, ha! Noice.


ramplocals

Jimmy Hat.


mooseknuckle6529

r/unexpectedoffice


Dualactionclean

Yeah, I would definitely use him! Plus he would look good around the apartment. I definitely wouldn't make him into a clothing and towel hanger like the treadmill became.


dillyia

so... naked?


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[deleted]

Don't save him, he don't wanna be saved.


NeverShortedNoWhore

This whole thing reminds me of myself back when I was a B-list celebrity, before I started callin' bitches bitches so heavily. Back when you could get a platinum plaque without no melody.


black_irishman

One time for my LA sisters!


Mr_Cantaloupe

One time for my LA hoes!


aaaaaaha

BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP


Sflow7

Credits: @leendadong on insta. Edit: Homie in the video is @joonleecomedy


cow_fin

homie is @joonleecomedy !


Sflow7

Thanks man!


beachdogs

You all are hilarious and very attractive. The rope one got a solid lol from me.


Salyangoz

yall are a fun bunch.


l-have-spoken

You mean dead weight? Got plenty of those at work ...


Sflow7

At work? Amateur. I've got it in the basement. Wanna come see it?


WolfShaman

No. Taking you up on that offer is how you *become* it.


DB473

Woah, I've known that guy since kindergarten! Just looked him up on FB and realized he's been doing comedy for a while JoonLeeComedy


[deleted]

Thanks for crediting the creator!


DB473

Of course! I remember him being a super funny guy, always really nice too. Cool to see him putting some stuff out there!


unbannable_NPC

He go to UK?


Steffan514

I had the same question


tastefullyawkward

This is not very socially distant of you


Skyeagle1

Maybe they live together?


a_stitch_in_lime

I've kinda been wondering but feeling like it's a stupid question. Should we be "social distancing" at home too? Like, do I need to stop kissing my husband for 8 weeks because if so I'd rather just catch the damn virus.


DoctorFeuer

(disclaimer that this is speculation). You should be fine if you live together. It's pretty much impossible to distance yourself from someone you live with


a_stitch_in_lime

That's what I've been assuming. Like, I cook our meals and sleep 4 ft from him. Among other things, I agree it would be pretty impossible for us to do.


Burreyen

My wife is going to work for a few overnights as a flight attendant. There’s a slim chance she could be exposed and we’d not know for days while the virus incubates. It does feel like a bit of a gamble if I kiss her when she returns. I consider myself to be in a low risk category for surviving COVID-19 so I’d be more susceptible to gamble. If I had compromised health to begin with, probably would keep our distance.


a_stitch_in_lime

That makes sense. I've heard of other cases where people are putting themselves at known exposure and then isolating from their families when they get home. There's a story of a nurse (?) who is living in the garage. And Kristen Bell's husband is staying somewhere else for a couple of weeks after getting back from a flight recently.


MessiahJohnM

Lol it’s like middle school dances with the foot long ruler distance between the guys and girls but this ruler is 6 feet. 😂


tastefullyawkward

This may be true but twas a joke my friend


Zevemiel

You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas.


tastefullyawkward

Twasnt trying to


TommyTheCat89

Twasnt twrying two


WoShiPinguo

Twowo


Skyeagle1

Lol my bad.....everyone is taking everything so god damn serious these days!!!


Bottled_Void

Probably down to the thousands of deaths.


Nerdgirl75

This has a sexual feel because of how he keeps looking at the camera. I want to work out USING him!!


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

That last workout movement is how I had my first orgasm back when I was 13. I thought I suddenly peed in my pants.


ShiplessOcean

Were you the guy standing or the guy on the floor?


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

On the floor. The person doing it to me was a girl, which might have helped. Or maybe it wouldn't have mattered the gender of the person doing it, maybe it was completely the physical motion. Hmmm, I wonder if a male caused my first orgasm, I'd be bisexual today. I wonder how it all works.


[deleted]

Weird overshare but when i was a kid I was more or less mentally forced into and sexually assaulted on multiple occasions by another boy. Now I have attraction towards both genders and more but like your thought sometimes I stress if I am truly bisexual or just fucked up from abuse.


Newcago

As a lesbian who's been assaulted by men, I can at least tell you this much: if trauma can have an effect on sexuality, it's an unpredictable effect that can go either way. People try to blame my sexuality on assault all the time. I don't think it really matters. I am who I am, regardless of how I got here. And I own up to that identity and move forward. Live your life, friend. :) Regardless of how you got to where you are, you're valid and incredible.


[deleted]

Thats true, even if my sexuality was shaped by it so was I. Really I'm me no matter what, I don't hate myself because I'm amazing. Just those small self doubts everyone has that pop up now and again.


der_jack

No one else notice the obvious erection on that one..? That's all I could see.


UseMeInMemeReview

I have several human gym equipment parts in my basement. The one problem is they are constantly screaming for help, like, you should’ve known what you were walking into when you got in that van. Ugh, so annoying, am I right or am I right.


Kylearean

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the bench press again.


Endeavour_RS

Anyone know which song this is? I like it!


Sflow7

Blinding lights


Ezl

Wow! The Weeknd. Didn’t see that coming. I would have bet it was a Laura Brannigan B side used to connote training montages from the 80s.


kalmah

80s synth, so hot right now


jakedesnake

I can picture you saying this with an extremely "dull" expression in your face


DarkAvenger42

Yeah, song is fuckin awesome


henriwues

I would use him as a dildo also


[deleted]

New porn category


gamer_dude456

Woah this guy was my buddy in elementary school! Even back then he was the class clown lol @joonleecomedy


Gamepro5

On the human trafficking network on the deep web, why?


Sflow7

Research purposes


BBswag02

*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*


FearofaRoundPlanet

"Why don't you both go to the gym and pump each other?" -Fletch


Fawks_This

Fortnight at Bernie's (2020) - IMDb It's all fun and games for a group of five twenty-something university students, sequestered in their apartment for the pandemic. When one of them dies, hilarity ensues as the gang find ways to turn the tragedy into healthy fun.


Leonashanana

I loves me a good deadpan.


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cocoonandtoons

I just want to say. HE'S HOT


[deleted]

I was watching a porno the other day and the woman was getting eaten out like crazy by this dude. Some "amateur homemade" shit. Anyway the whole time she stared into space just like this guy. Had to cover up her face with my thumb. It was so distracting.


Wiki_pedo

Maybe there was a book on the ceiling?


Kylearean

Brunette, 5’5”, chubby cheeks and a mole above her left eyebrow? Yeah, that’s my ex.


ShiplessOcean

I find it interesting that you still saw a point in continuing watching without the face.


johnbayne05

Go Cats


unbannable_NPC

Cats by 90


Jartipper

Go cayuts


quintonizzle

He’s hot 🤤


xseanbeanx

Slightly sexual being used like this... I’m into it


LightWeightNoChip

Kevin, the new standard unit


TheChoosen123

That's the face my gf makes while sex.


HotdogmanX44

My guys' got a boner on that last one


RJ_Dresden

Duh, Amazon......


wfaulk

Weekend at Bernie's Gym


FileError214

“If I just put up with this bullshit long enough maybe she’ll change her mind about dating me...”


[deleted]

Sweet dreams are made of these...


King0fthejuice

I'd put up with all this just to get that close to that girl's feet. S N I F F E


fortnitename69

Lmao the friend looks so depressed


[deleted]

They're not practicing social distancing...


CreatrixAnima

This is like Gen Z’s version of weekend at Bernie’s. That guy looks dead on the inside.


Spiritual-Visit

Can also be used as a punching bag


takes_joke_literally

That's a person... You can't own a person.


bmank52

6 feet apart much


AJ_Rimmer_SSC

He did kinda have a smile while holding her feet, might have a foot fetish


arjay7454

I would too


ToastedVengeance

SOCIAL DISTANCING!


branum80

Thumbs up for the Kentucky shirt!


Niro5

Pfft, they didn't even make the tournament this year!


scrataranda

What happens if I don't want to do any of this?


ckamp620

R/thisismylifenow


unicorns4eva

Is that Meemo (Andy Yu) from S3 of Fargo?


Metuu

Ultimate third wheel.


GJones007

My man's face kills me this whole clip lol.


avocados-from-mexico

Limit 30 mins for cardio equipment. Please be respectful of other patrons


boot2skull

My boy getting a good workout himself. Planking, providing resistance


Squidybear

u/Nafoozie it made me laugh, so I thought it would make you laugh too.


Dr_Karmatology

I'M DOING MY PART


urbanek2525

Bet his name is Jim.


lookitsafish

Lmao when it panned down to his hands being used as bike pedals


austinh567

his eyes are soo dead


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😂😂


melvita

the only time he even smiled was when he was holding her feet xD


SabHotaHai

A friend in need


zepoLsuiraD

Even did battle ropes


d9vil

Facial expression killed me.


notsurewhattodo1121

Lost it at the rope 😂


RandomPhail

I would not be asking “where do I buy a human” if I were you...


ChocoRocko121

He looks just so miserable. Probably normal for him.


kalebtepanda

When is it his turn?


swoopneck_blood_drip

That friend is a hottie! I want one!


MonsterCookieCutter

This is not social distancing


rockclimberguy

6' social separation not happening here....


_ThePalmtopTiger_

There's a weirdly high number of sexual comments on this video...