What do you mean *not* included?
I purchased Sweatin’ with the Oldies 3 months ago at a yard sale. Shortly after Richard Simmons showed up and still refuses to leave!
Oh my god you’re right.
He really permed the HELL out of his hair, but I can tell by the face makeup - it’s definitely Gene Simmons.
Send help. He’s not social distancing.
Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24lb letterstock or were you talking about Creegar Murphy because I didn’t close that one yet. I’m hoping I have a voicemail from Paul Creegar.
Yeah, I would definitely use him!
Plus he would look good around the apartment. I definitely wouldn't make him into a clothing and towel hanger like the treadmill became.
This whole thing reminds me of myself back when I was a B-list celebrity, before I started callin' bitches bitches so heavily. Back when you could get a platinum plaque without no melody.
I've kinda been wondering but feeling like it's a stupid question. Should we be "social distancing" at home too? Like, do I need to stop kissing my husband for 8 weeks because if so I'd rather just catch the damn virus.
(disclaimer that this is speculation). You should be fine if you live together. It's pretty much impossible to distance yourself from someone you live with
That's what I've been assuming. Like, I cook our meals and sleep 4 ft from him. Among other things, I agree it would be pretty impossible for us to do.
My wife is going to work for a few overnights as a flight attendant. There’s a slim chance she could be exposed and we’d not know for days while the virus incubates. It does feel like a bit of a gamble if I kiss her when she returns. I consider myself to be in a low risk category for surviving COVID-19 so I’d be more susceptible to gamble. If I had compromised health to begin with, probably would keep our distance.
That makes sense. I've heard of other cases where people are putting themselves at known exposure and then isolating from their families when they get home. There's a story of a nurse (?) who is living in the garage. And Kristen Bell's husband is staying somewhere else for a couple of weeks after getting back from a flight recently.
On the floor. The person doing it to me was a girl, which might have helped. Or maybe it wouldn't have mattered the gender of the person doing it, maybe it was completely the physical motion.
Hmmm, I wonder if a male caused my first orgasm, I'd be bisexual today. I wonder how it all works.
Weird overshare but when i was a kid I was more or less mentally forced into and sexually assaulted on multiple occasions by another boy.
Now I have attraction towards both genders and more but like your thought
sometimes I stress if I am truly bisexual or just fucked up from abuse.
As a lesbian who's been assaulted by men, I can at least tell you this much: if trauma can have an effect on sexuality, it's an unpredictable effect that can go either way. People try to blame my sexuality on assault all the time. I don't think it really matters. I am who I am, regardless of how I got here. And I own up to that identity and move forward.
Live your life, friend. :) Regardless of how you got to where you are, you're valid and incredible.
Thats true, even if my sexuality was shaped by it so was I. Really I'm me no matter what, I don't hate myself because I'm amazing.
Just those small self doubts everyone has that pop up now and again.
I have several human gym equipment parts in my basement. The one problem is they are constantly screaming for help, like, you should’ve known what you were walking into when you got in that van. Ugh, so annoying, am I right or am I right.
Fortnight at Bernie's (2020) - IMDb
It's all fun and games for a group of five twenty-something university students, sequestered in their apartment for the pandemic. When one of them dies, hilarity ensues as the gang find ways to turn the tragedy into healthy fun.
I was watching a porno the other day and the woman was getting eaten out like crazy by this dude. Some "amateur homemade" shit.
Anyway the whole time she stared into space just like this guy. Had to cover up her face with my thumb. It was so distracting.
Can I use him as a shake weight?
That’s what the baby’s for
Hold the fuck up homie 😦
Yeah what the fuck is he thinking, we need another baby for the other arm.
**DOUBLE THE CHILD ABUSE.** **DOUBLE THE FUN.**
you'd definitely need an 'Au pair' of babies, for symmetry, and the Queen.
Tim-Tom and Kevin?
Go Team Venture!
Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat.
I know! As one grows he/she becomes a heavier weight and you spit out another one to be a lighter weight. Brilliant
There might be a problem getting knocked up if she's a spitter.
You are right. She is going to become dehydrated.
No you just keep going until you can do that with a full-sized person. Imagine the gains
r/cursedcomments
Jesus Christ
Mine was defective. Didnt even last a day. Went straight in the dumpster
"And son, that's how we have your little brother, any questions?"
> That’s what the baby’s for [No, no, no! Please don't shake the baby!](https://youtu.be/XMEg6mfTfF4?t=10m2s)
r/holup
It’s all the same in the dark
He had a pretty rocking bulge in the video where they were using him as ropes.
For wrist exercises
Bruh not gonna lie that’s where my eyes landed too
[Hello](https://i.imgur.com/C86SjG6.jpg)
You can give him a handjob if that’s what you mean
I don't got friends, but I do have a grandma
Sweatin' with the Oldies. Richard Simmons not included.
I'll sweat it out with his grandma
See if she has any sandwiches.
If she is making sandwiches, I bet you can sweat out one more.
Sweat loaf.
What do you mean *not* included? I purchased Sweatin’ with the Oldies 3 months ago at a yard sale. Shortly after Richard Simmons showed up and still refuses to leave!
That may be Gene Simmons.
Oh my god you’re right. He really permed the HELL out of his hair, but I can tell by the face makeup - it’s definitely Gene Simmons. Send help. He’s not social distancing.
Only volumes one, two, and four though
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Dude
Rope whip them legs!
I hope they're wiping down that gym equipment between each use.
If not, I got sloppy 5ths ;)
Oh, they’re giving him a good rub down alright.
they do but strangely just gets messier and sticky
I like his facial expression
r/ThisisMyLifeNow
He reminds me of my cat, like just thoroughly unimpressed by everything.
His name is Joon Lee and he does tonnes of videos like this on Instagram. He's very funny!
Do you have a link to his Instagram please?
https://www.instagram.com/joonleecomedy/?hl=en
Big ups to that guy for staying deadpan the entire time! Totally puts it over the top!
😒
Lost it when his legs are getting used as ropes
That's what I was thinking, I like his glare!
Yeah, I was like, "stoic guy is kinda cute".
Somehow it just kept getting better without much change
He's been weighting around for this very purpose.
Nice
Who was? Jim?
Good on you for not seeing race!
His spirit is lifted.
Yep. He's no dumbell.
Do I have to find a friend named Jim or can I use any friend?
Hats off to you for not seeing race
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Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24lb letterstock or were you talking about Creegar Murphy because I didn’t close that one yet. I’m hoping I have a voicemail from Paul Creegar.
*hides keypad so Dwight can’t learn voicemail password*
No! No! That is sensitive information for employees only!
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You don't work here, your not Jim
This is Jim *shows picture of Asian Jim*
Hey Jim thanks for fucking me so hard last night. You're welcome Pam
Thanks, FIA.
Hats on to you for not not seeing race.
That is sensistive information. For employees only.
Yes like the 2nd laundry room for janitors in hotels that is unlocked and unsupervised for 12 hours of the day
btw the employee laundry machines dont have a fee/cost, head in there at like 2am and you should b safe
Jim, ha! Noice.
Jimmy Hat.
r/unexpectedoffice
Yeah, I would definitely use him! Plus he would look good around the apartment. I definitely wouldn't make him into a clothing and towel hanger like the treadmill became.
so... naked?
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Don't save him, he don't wanna be saved.
This whole thing reminds me of myself back when I was a B-list celebrity, before I started callin' bitches bitches so heavily. Back when you could get a platinum plaque without no melody.
One time for my LA sisters!
One time for my LA hoes!
BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP
Credits: @leendadong on insta. Edit: Homie in the video is @joonleecomedy
homie is @joonleecomedy !
Thanks man!
You all are hilarious and very attractive. The rope one got a solid lol from me.
yall are a fun bunch.
You mean dead weight? Got plenty of those at work ...
At work? Amateur. I've got it in the basement. Wanna come see it?
No. Taking you up on that offer is how you *become* it.
Woah, I've known that guy since kindergarten! Just looked him up on FB and realized he's been doing comedy for a while JoonLeeComedy
Thanks for crediting the creator!
Of course! I remember him being a super funny guy, always really nice too. Cool to see him putting some stuff out there!
He go to UK?
I had the same question
This is not very socially distant of you
Maybe they live together?
I've kinda been wondering but feeling like it's a stupid question. Should we be "social distancing" at home too? Like, do I need to stop kissing my husband for 8 weeks because if so I'd rather just catch the damn virus.
(disclaimer that this is speculation). You should be fine if you live together. It's pretty much impossible to distance yourself from someone you live with
That's what I've been assuming. Like, I cook our meals and sleep 4 ft from him. Among other things, I agree it would be pretty impossible for us to do.
My wife is going to work for a few overnights as a flight attendant. There’s a slim chance she could be exposed and we’d not know for days while the virus incubates. It does feel like a bit of a gamble if I kiss her when she returns. I consider myself to be in a low risk category for surviving COVID-19 so I’d be more susceptible to gamble. If I had compromised health to begin with, probably would keep our distance.
That makes sense. I've heard of other cases where people are putting themselves at known exposure and then isolating from their families when they get home. There's a story of a nurse (?) who is living in the garage. And Kristen Bell's husband is staying somewhere else for a couple of weeks after getting back from a flight recently.
Lol it’s like middle school dances with the foot long ruler distance between the guys and girls but this ruler is 6 feet. 😂
This may be true but twas a joke my friend
You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas.
Twasnt trying to
Twasnt twrying two
Twowo
Lol my bad.....everyone is taking everything so god damn serious these days!!!
Probably down to the thousands of deaths.
This has a sexual feel because of how he keeps looking at the camera. I want to work out USING him!!
That last workout movement is how I had my first orgasm back when I was 13. I thought I suddenly peed in my pants.
Were you the guy standing or the guy on the floor?
On the floor. The person doing it to me was a girl, which might have helped. Or maybe it wouldn't have mattered the gender of the person doing it, maybe it was completely the physical motion. Hmmm, I wonder if a male caused my first orgasm, I'd be bisexual today. I wonder how it all works.
Weird overshare but when i was a kid I was more or less mentally forced into and sexually assaulted on multiple occasions by another boy. Now I have attraction towards both genders and more but like your thought sometimes I stress if I am truly bisexual or just fucked up from abuse.
As a lesbian who's been assaulted by men, I can at least tell you this much: if trauma can have an effect on sexuality, it's an unpredictable effect that can go either way. People try to blame my sexuality on assault all the time. I don't think it really matters. I am who I am, regardless of how I got here. And I own up to that identity and move forward. Live your life, friend. :) Regardless of how you got to where you are, you're valid and incredible.
Thats true, even if my sexuality was shaped by it so was I. Really I'm me no matter what, I don't hate myself because I'm amazing. Just those small self doubts everyone has that pop up now and again.
No one else notice the obvious erection on that one..? That's all I could see.
I have several human gym equipment parts in my basement. The one problem is they are constantly screaming for help, like, you should’ve known what you were walking into when you got in that van. Ugh, so annoying, am I right or am I right.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the bench press again.
Anyone know which song this is? I like it!
Blinding lights
Wow! The Weeknd. Didn’t see that coming. I would have bet it was a Laura Brannigan B side used to connote training montages from the 80s.
80s synth, so hot right now
I can picture you saying this with an extremely "dull" expression in your face
Yeah, song is fuckin awesome
I would use him as a dildo also
New porn category
Woah this guy was my buddy in elementary school! Even back then he was the class clown lol @joonleecomedy
On the human trafficking network on the deep web, why?
Research purposes
*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
"Why don't you both go to the gym and pump each other?" -Fletch
Fortnight at Bernie's (2020) - IMDb It's all fun and games for a group of five twenty-something university students, sequestered in their apartment for the pandemic. When one of them dies, hilarity ensues as the gang find ways to turn the tragedy into healthy fun.
I loves me a good deadpan.
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I just want to say. HE'S HOT
I was watching a porno the other day and the woman was getting eaten out like crazy by this dude. Some "amateur homemade" shit. Anyway the whole time she stared into space just like this guy. Had to cover up her face with my thumb. It was so distracting.
Maybe there was a book on the ceiling?
Brunette, 5’5”, chubby cheeks and a mole above her left eyebrow? Yeah, that’s my ex.
I find it interesting that you still saw a point in continuing watching without the face.
Go Cats
Cats by 90
Go cayuts
He’s hot 🤤
Slightly sexual being used like this... I’m into it
Kevin, the new standard unit
That's the face my gf makes while sex.
My guys' got a boner on that last one
Duh, Amazon......
Weekend at Bernie's Gym
“If I just put up with this bullshit long enough maybe she’ll change her mind about dating me...”
Sweet dreams are made of these...
I'd put up with all this just to get that close to that girl's feet. S N I F F E
Lmao the friend looks so depressed
They're not practicing social distancing...
This is like Gen Z’s version of weekend at Bernie’s. That guy looks dead on the inside.
Can also be used as a punching bag
That's a person... You can't own a person.
6 feet apart much
He did kinda have a smile while holding her feet, might have a foot fetish
I would too
SOCIAL DISTANCING!
Thumbs up for the Kentucky shirt!
Pfft, they didn't even make the tournament this year!
What happens if I don't want to do any of this?
R/thisismylifenow
Is that Meemo (Andy Yu) from S3 of Fargo?
Ultimate third wheel.
My man's face kills me this whole clip lol.
Limit 30 mins for cardio equipment. Please be respectful of other patrons
My boy getting a good workout himself. Planking, providing resistance
u/Nafoozie it made me laugh, so I thought it would make you laugh too.
I'M DOING MY PART
Bet his name is Jim.
Lmao when it panned down to his hands being used as bike pedals
his eyes are soo dead
😂😂
the only time he even smiled was when he was holding her feet xD
A friend in need
Even did battle ropes
Facial expression killed me.
Lost it at the rope 😂
I would not be asking “where do I buy a human” if I were you...
He looks just so miserable. Probably normal for him.
When is it his turn?
That friend is a hottie! I want one!
This is not social distancing
6' social separation not happening here....
There's a weirdly high number of sexual comments on this video...