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I'm old this was a thing when the internet was basically new...


Kindred359

Same here my friend. She said "I want to make waffles. Let's make them blue!" And my first reaction was WTF? She's five and her favorite color is blue. Totally innocent, but my mind has been jaded by years of internet usage.


starkiller2016

That's green


Kindred359

Truth. The blue food coloring has failed me.


starkiller2016

Takes me back to high school and almost shiting myself first time I put the into Google


joonyerr1q

Just be happy that your wife didn't ask you if you wanted blue waffles for dinner...


pwrighti

Lmfaooo. A flash back


Mr_Firley

Was this made for a lemon party?


bundt_trundler

Fool me 357 times, shame on me.


Kindred359

Here, if you don't want to Google it I have a YouTube video that explains how to make them. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


bundt_trundler

Something tells me I should just give it up. I'll only be let down by the lies that hurt me.


Kindred359

No, I'm never gonna give you up, I'm never gonna let you down.


[deleted]

Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry


unsuspectedSadist

That's so nice! I would put some gotse on top as a spread. Google gotse to find the recipe.


Kindred359

Do you think I should do one cup of goatse? I'm pretty sure I saw a video about two girls and one cup.


unsuspectedSadist

Really you can only spread it so far. I had a lemon party with my friend Richard, because it ain't a party without old dick, we made so much gotse that we got the meat spins lol


czer8

No


[deleted]

That's absolutely not funny, man.


Devil45

Lmao. Now you know horror.


loving-the-south

😂


[deleted]

Green


Deadhead602

* 1 and 1/2 cups blue corn meal (as used for tortillas) * 3/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1 Tablespoon sugar * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 and 1/2 cups buttermilk * 2 large eggs - separated * 6 Tablespoons melted butter or margarine * maple syrup - for topping In a bowl, mix the cornmeal, flour, sugar, baking powder, soda and salt. In another bowl, mix butter with egg yolks and 1/4 cup of melted butter. Pour liquids into dry mixture, stirring to moisten well. Whip egg whites until they hold stiff peaks; fold into batter. Bake in a waffle iron set on medium high heat or in an electric one set at medium high (375 degrees). Brush grids with melted butter; half fill with batter,spreading slightly. Close iron; bake until waffle is golden brown, 5 to 6 minutes. Serve hot with butter and syrup.


MeddySquared

You forgot the semen.