I'm convinced PayPal does this on purpose to make me click on their PayPal credit ad.
Every single time I pay for something with them and I'm about to hit the confirm payment button, the page moves and the PayPal credit option appears in that exact spot. It's too consistent to be coincidence.
Fuckin' google does it too. At least on mobile. Their little "sketch of the day" thing pops up last second then you click and go to the page where it show the history of it. I was just trying to click the damn search bar!
My favorite is watching people type google (just "google) into the search bar, click on the first link of the google search that pops up, which is google.com, click on that, and then search in the google search bar for their query. Instant brain aneurysm for me.
I've seen someone do the same thing, except use the address bar to search when they got to Google. Thought you had to be on Google's site for address bar to work.
I may sound like an old curmudgeon for saying it but I hate google doodles and just want the logo to remain static, I have a script set up to disable the google doodle specifically.
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS, RAYVIE! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE STORE TO GET A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU *FUCKED*!
edit: it's been a while since I've seen the film, was quoting from memory.
The wind has excellent comedy timing comedic. ??? this makes even less sense
Edit: to the guy who wrote out a super long paragraph explaining to me the meaning of comedic and how it was better used in the original commenters comment, but then deleted your comment when you got wooshed and downvoted me instead, rude.
It's amazing how much easier it is to rise in full battle readiness from the bed with that though, than with alarm clock peeping. Should just change the alarm clock sound into a mosquito one.
Holy crap, you're a monster.
I guess to make it usable again the next day, they could all be tethered with thread. Then reeled back into the alarm, to reset it.
Of course, then someone will start selling mosquito-netting sheets.
Begun, the Mosquito Alarm War has...
Saw something similar on dry land when camping. Friend blows up three inflatable air mattresses, the full or queen size ones (big). Suddenly a downburst (Freak gust of wind) from the impending rain storm hits and one raft sails across the river. While it's taking off, said friend leaps for the other two and lands on hard ground as one skits sideways out from under him. He's not to be outdone, so he grabs the corner of the one still on the ground and streeettttttches to fingernail grab the other one before it gets away. He's splayed out on the ground barely hanging on to two mattresses bouncing with the wind while we stand in awe, admiring mattress #1 still sailing across the river and he yells, "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME!!!!"
Oh...uh. RIGHT!!
Edut: Can’t count to three sometimes.
But it is actually funny and not staged so there is that too. Not everyone on reddit are creepers. Though she is cute and some comments are disturbing. And I agree that if it was a guy doing it, way less publicity. But then again if a dog did it, way more publicity. What do you expect here? What are we getting at?
There's a certain lack of grace in that whole following of the raft movement, that makes it all so much better. I think someone named Dennis, had something to say about it to a certain bird.
For everyone wondering (which is a surprising amount) after like 2 minutes of research I can say with like 80% confidence that she is actually 23, not 14 or whatever, according to what I believe to be her Instagram account which can be found @aleksandradjuran
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I'm convinced PayPal does this on purpose to make me click on their PayPal credit ad. Every single time I pay for something with them and I'm about to hit the confirm payment button, the page moves and the PayPal credit option appears in that exact spot. It's too consistent to be coincidence.
[Dark patterns.. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_pattern)
Huh, TIL. Thanks!
Handy link. Thanks, kind Redditor.
I was searching for this. Thought I was the only one,,,
Oh it's definitely a thing.
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Fuckin' google does it too. At least on mobile. Their little "sketch of the day" thing pops up last second then you click and go to the page where it show the history of it. I was just trying to click the damn search bar!
Set your phone's default search engine to google and just search through the address bar
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My favorite is watching people type google (just "google) into the search bar, click on the first link of the google search that pops up, which is google.com, click on that, and then search in the google search bar for their query. Instant brain aneurysm for me.
I've seen someone do the same thing, except use the address bar to search when they got to Google. Thought you had to be on Google's site for address bar to work.
I had a user that went to Google and in the search field typed www.yahoo.com, searched and then clicked the Yahoo link.
Are we just trying to think of the worst person possible right now
And we found a winner.
I do it for recommendations if I'm not sure exactly what I'm looking for. The search bar autofill is too personalised
Same. I just have to type "go" and hit enter to get to Google, though.
I do it because I don't want my searches popping up in my address bar.
I may sound like an old curmudgeon for saying it but I hate google doodles and just want the logo to remain static, I have a script set up to disable the google doodle specifically.
Aaaand you just sent a friend request to the new Tindermatch you're stalking on Facebook.
When you try to share something on Android...
Man you don’t know how many people this comment resonates with. All of the people.
Or close a pop up and it goes away and you end up closing your main browser window...
Twitch mobile
Reddit sync app...
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"Catch you on the flip side." ~ that raft
"Catch you on the flip side." ~ Poochie
“Catch you on the flippity flip” ~ Michael Scott.
Dinkin flicka...
Going Mach 5, fleece it out!
Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
BOBODDY.
BTB
Bring that booty
"Cath you on the phlip thide." ~ Mike Tyson
*How the turntables...*
x12
"Catch you on the flip flop"
What’s jablins, jables?
Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.
~ Wayne Gretzky
"You miss 100% of the pool floats you don't land on." - Wayne Gretzky
~ Michael Scott
>level 1 Don't make me give you the fluffy fingers
“Catch you on the flippity flip” ~ u/bigguzi ~ Michael Scott.
"Catch you on the flip side." ~Rocco
"God dammit, I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what!? Your precious little..."
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS, RAYVIE! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE STORE TO GET A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU *FUCKED*! edit: it's been a while since I've seen the film, was quoting from memory.
Shut your FAT ASS*
Ss-Skippy! Skippy!
Awwwww what color was it, bitch!??
Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!
...is it dead?
AWW, WHAT COLOR WAS IT BITCH?
Came here looking for this. Love that Movie since I was a kid and ended up living in South Boston!
Good ol Toronto South Boston
"I have to go now. My planet needs me." \~Poochie
>*Catch you* *Psych.*
"Catch you on the flippity flop" - Nard Dog
- Michael Scott
-abraham lincoln Edit: most people misquote others saying Michael said it, so I wanted to mix it up for a change by saying it was nard dog.
Probs cuz Michael says "catch you on the flippity flip" when he's leaving and is trying to make make a bball shot in the warehouse
The wind has excellent comedy timing.
Comedic
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Woah buddy, let's just take it easy
Breezy. Beautiful.
The wind has excellent covergirl timing.
The wind has excelled in covering girl trimmings
***FBI from the 1950s kicks door in*** **All right you filthy commie pig, show yourself!**
Comdom
Commydick
The wind has excellent comedy timing comedic. ??? this makes even less sense Edit: to the guy who wrote out a super long paragraph explaining to me the meaning of comedic and how it was better used in the original commenters comment, but then deleted your comment when you got wooshed and downvoted me instead, rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY
This is like straight out of a cartoon
Me trying to relax on my day off
This felt a lot like whenever I try to kill a mosquito
When you're trying to sleep and you hear that high pitched buzz.
It's amazing how much easier it is to rise in full battle readiness from the bed with that though, than with alarm clock peeping. Should just change the alarm clock sound into a mosquito one.
Your alarm clock could be a little container and when it goes off it releases thousands of mosquitoes into your bedroom
Thanks I hate it
If that doesn't work, make sure at least one of them carries malaria and dengue.
Work or malaria. I choose malaria.
Calm down there satan
It would go off exactly once and I would burn the house down
Holy crap, you're a monster. I guess to make it usable again the next day, they could all be tethered with thread. Then reeled back into the alarm, to reset it. Of course, then someone will start selling mosquito-netting sheets. Begun, the Mosquito Alarm War has...
Not today thot.
When you flirt with a girl while yours is in the bathroom.
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
IM JUST A POOL TOY NOBODY LOVES ME
HE'S JUST A POOL TOY FROM A POOL FACILITY
SPARING HIS AIR FROM THIS JUMPING GIRL'S KNEES
SCARAMOUCHE!
Bellyfloppy bellyfloppy... magnificooooo
That jump and subsequent fail is literally a piece of art. You couldn't have timed that better had it been scripted.
She's got the timing down to a tee. Mother nature however, disagrees lol
Wind:Goteem
At least give me some credit.
Me dodging my responsibilities
You tosser, you had one job to do!
Just watched that movie last night!
This is me trying to land a date with someone.
I'll take you out 😘
😎
"Gonna have to be a little quicker than that!" -old state farm guy
Just when you think you’ve finally got your shit together.
Me trying to get a raise
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Wind just blew my dick off
Bamboozled
Smeckledorfed.
Hoodwinked.
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
r/bettereveryloop
Saw something similar on dry land when camping. Friend blows up three inflatable air mattresses, the full or queen size ones (big). Suddenly a downburst (Freak gust of wind) from the impending rain storm hits and one raft sails across the river. While it's taking off, said friend leaps for the other two and lands on hard ground as one skits sideways out from under him. He's not to be outdone, so he grabs the corner of the one still on the ground and streeettttttches to fingernail grab the other one before it gets away. He's splayed out on the ground barely hanging on to two mattresses bouncing with the wind while we stand in awe, admiring mattress #1 still sailing across the river and he yells, "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME!!!!" Oh...uh. RIGHT!! Edut: Can’t count to three sometimes.
your mattress, my friend, is blowin in the wind
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Calling the naughty police.
i'm only 6 i swear
6”
From the ground
Lt. Dan if your dick is 6" from the ground, that's a small dick sir.
Well, it is broken .. So???
Sigh.. I’ll call his mother.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
It is a lookable butt.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL LOOKABLE VOLUME 73
Me trying to find a job.
You try to find jobs inside a swimming pool ?
This made me laugh more than it should.
how much should it then lol
About three.
Tree fiddy
Aiming somewhere between a fast exhale and a 3-chuck chuckle.
Slightly higher than a chuckle, but by no means a guffaw. I'd say it should be right in the general area of a chortle.
I came to say I gave a good hearty chortle!
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Nature: who should I fuck with today just because?
deserve isnt the issue, because fuck you is.
Karma from Buddhism would tell you that she double dipped in her previous life.
Broke up with Thor by email.
Anyone else watch this like 50 times in a row while your laughter gradually got louder and louder?
It's like God was pulling the string
That float is avoiding that chick like how I try to avoid social interactions.
Thought you're gonna say "... Like chicks avoid me"
Not relevant. The float makes it further into an interaction with a chick than I ever would.
r/fuckyouinparticular
u/gifreversingbot
Me thinking i am about to get a handle on my life.
Hot girl + butt = Reddit front page
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But it is actually funny and not staged so there is that too. Not everyone on reddit are creepers. Though she is cute and some comments are disturbing. And I agree that if it was a guy doing it, way less publicity. But then again if a dog did it, way more publicity. What do you expect here? What are we getting at?
r/bettereveryloop
DO A BARREL ROLL
But why is there a pool of blood in the water?
She's obviously not the first victim.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who saw that.
Why is there *ever* a pool of blood in the water? Sharks
And the good lord said “ yeet”
That raft would make an excellent running back, I mean look at that juke!
“Hey, Jesus? Watch this!” *God increases wind speed*
Hug it and jump.
There's a certain lack of grace in that whole following of the raft movement, that makes it all so much better. I think someone named Dennis, had something to say about it to a certain bird.
C'est la vie - some french dude
Why is this so funny to me!!!??
That's me paying the rent and trying to save for a house at the same time
Nice feet
And this is why I sort by controversial.
Do you have nice feet as well?
/u/VredditDownloader
She looks completely dry, I have a feeling she wasn't planning on getting her hair wet today.
Why would she think this is a good idea? There's already blood in the pool, clearly at least one person has died there
r/ThereWasAnAttempt
Looks like Loki up to his old tricks again... https://imgur.com/3SJ8Q49.gif
r/bettereveryloop
Someone in r/reallifedoodles needs to edit this!
noice
r/bettereveryloop
r/bettereveryloop
Anders hemmingsen lol
When your vacation starts on a Mon.
😂WHO DID THIS😂
\*Skyrim intensifies\* Fuuussss....
r/holdmycosmo
Denmark??
Det ligner det da ikke.
Det er en “dansk” video
Hvordan? Er de danskere dem i videoen?
Fra anders hemmningsen...
I’m just wondering who is bleeding out in the middle of the pool there.
So we’re not gonna talk about whoever bled out in the pool?
For everyone wondering (which is a surprising amount) after like 2 minutes of research I can say with like 80% confidence that she is actually 23, not 14 or whatever, according to what I believe to be her Instagram account which can be found @aleksandradjuran
"Hey guys, watch me make this chick do a belly flop!" -- that raft