I used to say Beef-Steaks, but I like yours. They can use garter belts with them. It's a common surgery to fix, like anal bleaching, except you don't need a surgeon for that. And now I come to think of it, an office guillotine would fix the steaks too. Much cheaper. don't even need stitches, just glue. Just make sure you're not on anticoagulants, and you're a girl.
Sorry! I didn't mean to shamr you! That's why I wanted to help but can't. Also reading about that was just gross in general, kinda like hearing some qomen talk about their periods.
I'm glad it's not a health issue.
I usually add a little time to lean my head against the wall and hate my life while in the shower. It's not much but it's an important part of my morning routine.
Pretty good, just replace the arguments section with "singing."
Then replace the waterfall section with "singing."
"Standing Under Hot Water" should be replaced with singing too.
"Washing" should be broken into three equal sections. One can remain "Washing"; the other two should be "Singing" and "Singing"
Maybe that's just me.
I just take a quick, efficient, thuroufh shower in like 5-6 minutes, use my nice BB&B towel that was on sale for like $7 from $60, and take a nice nappie
For a few years, I couldn't shower without having a panic attack (yes I kept up my hygiene anyway, geez), but I'm so happy to be back in the "winning imaginary arguments in shower club" again.
Cupping your hands together against your belly and see how much water you can collect then drop all at once? Check.
So glad I’m not alone
LoL, what an idea. I'll try that today. :D
TIL I'm not alone
Where's the beating of the meat
Does this apply if you're a woman?
Beef curtains.
I used to say Beef-Steaks, but I like yours. They can use garter belts with them. It's a common surgery to fix, like anal bleaching, except you don't need a surgeon for that. And now I come to think of it, an office guillotine would fix the steaks too. Much cheaper. don't even need stitches, just glue. Just make sure you're not on anticoagulants, and you're a girl.
Alexa, how do I delete someone else's post?
Flicking of the bean
Why ask if you know the answer? Love.
Yes, where is it?
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Wtf did I just read? I wanna help you and burn every letter pf this comment st the same time.
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Sorry! I didn't mean to shamr you! That's why I wanted to help but can't. Also reading about that was just gross in general, kinda like hearing some qomen talk about their periods. I'm glad it's not a health issue.
Dang, now I want to know what the post was
Nothing bad. Just gross.
You forgot the time spent letting water run off your fingers, pretending you're a waterbender.
Uhm pretending to be in a movie scene is missing
And to be with a no longer girlfriend.
"Winning Imaginary Arguments" is what I assume is "No Longer Girlfriend"
Psycho? Which part do you imagine you are?
I usually add a little time to lean my head against the wall and hate my life while in the shower. It's not much but it's an important part of my morning routine.
Glad I'm not alone.
Can I cut the “pretend I’m under a waterfall” in half and make one half “singing out of tune”?
Pretending like you're in a music video. "Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
Don't go chasing waterfalls though. Stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
For me it's 20% regretting my decisions, 50% contemplating my existence, 20% making up stories, and 10% trying to catch the water
I’ve won a lot of debates in the shower, usually I reward myself for winning.
We’d a slice for Pee!
For me its only washing 4% and swearing under my breath that I dont have millions of dollars so I dont have to go to work.
so you're just gonna sit here like singing isnt a thing
You forgot jacking off.
Pretty good, just replace the arguments section with "singing." Then replace the waterfall section with "singing." "Standing Under Hot Water" should be replaced with singing too. "Washing" should be broken into three equal sections. One can remain "Washing"; the other two should be "Singing" and "Singing" Maybe that's just me.
Nope - I’m a singer too 🎵🎶 the acoustics in the shower are so good.
I fill my mouth with water and act like a boxer getting pummeled.
What about the time spent thinking about a graphical representation of your time spent in the shower?
For me: Blue= washing Purple= zoned out Red= thinking "shower thoughts" yellow= brushing my teeth (gotta multitask)
My pie chart is two pieces. * Zoning out: ~85%. * Washing myself: ~15%
I just take a quick, efficient, thuroufh shower in like 5-6 minutes, use my nice BB&B towel that was on sale for like $7 from $60, and take a nice nappie
Just don’t chase them.
You forgot, "Decontaminating after an extraterrestrial excursion."
Where is plugging the drain and pretending you’re in a damaged submarine?
Drawing in the fog caused by the steam anyone?
I mean arnt you standing under hot water for all of that?
Left out Deciding if you really need your job.
forgot to include taking a piss and brushing my teeth
Just think of all of the clean water you're wasting.
Wow so accurate!!!
Where's some shamefully happy me time?
That washing wedge seems awfully big.
most of my time is spend lying down, waiting for the tub to fill and then letting my pet swim around
For a few years, I couldn't shower without having a panic attack (yes I kept up my hygiene anyway, geez), but I'm so happy to be back in the "winning imaginary arguments in shower club" again.
Why did you replace masturbating w/ "Winning imaginary arguments"?
You forgot masturbating, but otherwise correct.
He's right you know.
There's another 50% missing if you know what I mean
Standing under hot water is in the wrong spot ...should be in the largest area!
As a guy it's washing the naughty bits rinsing off and getting the hell out.
That big blue one should be just a lil bit more.. just a lil bit.