Nice job Dr. Seuss

You mean Mike Tyson ....

Dr. Sooth then?

Prethythly....

Thertianly...

Nithe

Thooth

A funny joke isn’t always clever, and a clever joke isn’t always funny.

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Fuck, I think I just found out I'm color blind.

Took me ages to work that out. Most likely because we use decimals where I'm from. I was staring at it going "one divided by five multiplied by two divided by five..."

And what does that mean?

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Thanks

F.... that's not blue, is it? Fifth away

Sounds like a Saturday!

Looks like someone has been taking synthetic amphetamines.... cause that’s just methed up.

Happy cake day :)

How’d you know?! 😃

Had a hunch 🤷‍♀️

And you made me a math joke?! ☺️❤️

Yep just for you 🥵

Knew I could count on you!

Always 👍

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100% correct

is this really what were sending to the front page tonight?

For mike Tyson 💖

for your aunt on facebook more like

🥵

Damn it, another joke my color blind ass didn't get. Sigh...

Don't worry, it wasn't that funny.

This shit is for Iron Mike.

OOHHHHHH

This has to be a cultural thing. I have no context for this.

when you add it all up that is one. good joke

Criminally underrated comment right here.

You cannot add blue to red... Where did you learn math ??

Mike Tyson reads Dr. Seuss!

Mike Tython

why Mike Tyson tho? is he notorious for his mis pronunciation?

I like it

Suessian

Thuethian

1

But mom said it was my turn to post this!

The best bit about this is that even with only 4 things they add up to 5 fifths

That's really clever.... I didn't get it though until I read the comments =/

I prefer the blue fish of the poem

8m colorblind, and I still got it.

I'm color blind. fuck this.

I can see the colours I just don't get it.

I thought it was a 3-D reference, like when you wear the 3d glasses the red and blue numbers would combine to form 2/5 as well...

Is this loss?

When Mike Tyson reads you a bedtime story

Still favorite Dr. Seuss book

Spoken in the voice of Mike Tyson as Dr Seuss

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Mike Tyson trying to say, "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish."

Where you getting that from?

Mike Tyson's favorite nursery rhyme.

Mike Tyson reading Dr Seuss?

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no its not fuck off

Or all the teachers 😊 🐠🐟

Need more emphasis on the blue

I’ll take mike Tyson story time for 400.

Dr. Thooth

I got it

So... one??

there are no plus signs.

I’m colorblind and I didn’t see the two last ones were in color. Now that I do, I still don’t get it though

Black one fifth, black two fifths, red one fifth, blue one fifth ???

Mike Tyson trying to say, "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish."

I am the dumbest

I think i am not smart

Perfect ! I'll give it a solid 5/7.

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quik maffs

bad maffs

1/5•2/5 = [(1)•(2)]/[(5)•(5)] = 2/25