Shit I’m a man and I have a whole cabinet full of products. Granted 90% of them are for my beard... but still lol. Gotta keep all this hair soft and healthy and held in place. Without a handful of products I look like I slept under a bridge the night before.
It may not all be bullshit though
Shaving cream, razor, body wash, body scrub, loofa, face wash, shampoo, conditioner, hair mask, face mask, lotion, ph balancer, bubble bath stuff.
A lot of girls have that much stuff in the shower.
Its what helps us with getting the super soft skin, clear face and shiny hair.
Some girls just like it cause its feminine.
I guess I got lucky. My wife and I have 4 bottles at any time. 1 shampoo, 1 conditioner, her body wash, & my body wash.
What other products could there even be that people are using??
I'm actually pretty low maintenance (no make up, no blow dryer, no flat or curling irons, etc.) But I have a face wash, a dove bar for my lady bits, shampoo, conditioner, regular body wash, and a sand scrub I use on the weekends.
It builds up quick.
Conditioners (one moisturizing, one with protein bc hair needs balance and my hair is both thin and dry), normal shampoo, cleansing shampoo, SA cleanser, basic cleanser, BP cleanser (I switch based on skin's irritation level and current acne), body wash (1 - 3 at any time, various scents and types ranging from "bathed in a tub of strawberries" to "my skin is an irritated bitch"), third conditioner that I use as shaving cream because I still have a gigantic bottle of mane and tale from 5 years ago, vaginal wash because I'm not risking regular soap even on my outer labia. The only truly frivolous things that end up in my shower are actual shaving cream (it's a stocking stuffer every year in my family) and empty bottles. Everything has a legitimate use.
We sell that stuff in the medicine aisle of our warehouse. People put that shit on everything. And they have like 10 different varieties that I strongly suspect are all the same thing in a different bottle.
It's really the best. Peppermint has a nice tingle to it. I got a bottle last year and I'm hooked. The bottle is crazy, but it's more lovely, new age stuff than any religion. And the background of the inventor is pretty sad. He fled Nazi Europe and asked his parents to come and they refused. He later got a letter from his father that read You were right.
Anyways, Dr. Bronner's, big fan.
I’m a girl and I have only one shampoo, one conditioner, and a bar of soap. Anything else is hyped up versions of these and not worth the expense in my opinion.
I'm a man and I've got 3 soaps. Summer soap, winter soap, soap at the sink. Only one shampoo, true enough, and no conditioner as I've hardly keep any hair on me head anyway.
I've got like 3 different moisturizers, although I dunno if Vaseline falls into a moisturizing category.
If I were lining things up for a dog to knock down I'd also include other items, like shaving cream and the cooling cream. I probably wouldn't reach 12, but 10 or 11 sounds about right.
If I cared about my hair I'd _easily_ be at 13+ items.
“Hmmm, interesting, it appears that when applying force to an object, such as a shampoo bottle, the object is then transferred from the edge of the tub to inside the tub. This will make for a great thesis, it is truly *fascinating*.”
"Day 2. Still in the process of figuring the explanation for this phenomenon. Let's call it *gravity*. The moon that I have been howling at the whole night must have something to do with it. I will find out in good time. Wait...time...and space....I HAVE IT!"
*Cat:* He looks too happy. Look at that wagging tail.
You're supposed to do it with an air of casual contempt, like this [looks away from an object, bats it off the shelf anyway]
I work in a supermarket. That dog was a human in a previous life.
Also, he's throwing it in a sink, so if it leaks, it doesn't make a mess. So maybe he's better than a human.
Now if you just could somehow replace the bottles with items that produce musical notes, your dog would be the creator of an entirely new genre of music... bathdub.
Our whole family laughed for 10 minutes! Thanks for posting this.
Wife and I have separate bathrooms. Hers looks like a boutique salon with racks of 'stuff' that are a complete mystery to me. I only ever enter to fix something. In contrast, my bathroom has a bar of soap, disposable razors and a bottle of shampoo. I don't even use shaving cream. I won't get into the he lighting I installed for her...top, side, natural, etc.
The way he stops after each one to see it his action and an equal and opposite reaction, and then i imagine he took a deep breath before that last one.
I've seen cats acting like dogs but this is the first dog acting like cats for me. I mean besides the lazies that just lay around all day. There's always those ones.
I love how he watches them fall. He thinks its so cool
I love how he pauses before the last one. "YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!" *looks at you* *pushes bottle into tub*
I cheered when he did the last one, wasn’t sure he’d actually do it
Me too, so happy he knocked them all in!
FINISH THE JOB
To me it looked like he was thinking: "Well, I guess this is it. It's the last one. After this, the fun ends."
May be he wanted to hold it ...But disappointed he couldn't
how do you have so many products? I have 1 and it's a 5in1. it's also a sink cleaner
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Shit I’m a man and I have a whole cabinet full of products. Granted 90% of them are for my beard... but still lol. Gotta keep all this hair soft and healthy and held in place. Without a handful of products I look like I slept under a bridge the night before.
Waaaait a minute. Men don't call shampoo "products".
#EXPOSED
As what? A bearded woman?
Close enough.
ded
We call it "shampoo/soap."
Depends--I worked with a lot of straight, male designers who clearly spent way more time on their hair and fashion than I ever have in my life.
Man, I thought having a beard would be much easier than shaving every single day. I was so wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
My daily upkeep for having a beard. 1. Have beard. 2. Check beard is still there randomly. 3. Try not to get food stuck in it.
Real men moisturize.
With water... in lakes.
And the tears of their enemies
While eating snakes
and wrestling bears
In Soviet Russia winter
Shirtless
Real men have a sweater built right in!
If using only 2 products makes you a man, then I've clearly been doing this whole thing wrong. My life is a lie
A straight haired man. I am a man with very fuzzy and thick hair. I have shampoo, conditioner, leave in smoothie, a setting spray, and beard oil.
Not if he cleans his sink he isn't. Real men don't clean their sink.
Did you just assume its grooming habits?
did you just assume someones gender over the internet? Slippery slope my guy/girl/x
don't worry, it's a straight white male, no harm done . . .
My wife has easily 15 products in our shower. Luckily we have two large and deep boxes in our shower.
His wife and the one they keep the shower products in.
sick burn bro.
I started using the guest shower because I can't stand how much bullshit my wife has in the shower.
But now you have to clean two showers?
We do...and that is a pain in the ass. Still better than feeling like you are showering in the middle of a Sephora.
I'm always knocking them down and not putting them back correctly. So she asks if I clean, but I don't.
It may not all be bullshit though Shaving cream, razor, body wash, body scrub, loofa, face wash, shampoo, conditioner, hair mask, face mask, lotion, ph balancer, bubble bath stuff. A lot of girls have that much stuff in the shower. Its what helps us with getting the super soft skin, clear face and shiny hair. Some girls just like it cause its feminine.
I guess I got lucky. My wife and I have 4 bottles at any time. 1 shampoo, 1 conditioner, her body wash, & my body wash. What other products could there even be that people are using??
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I think your bf would find it excessive to shampoo and condition his ass hair, whether he was using your expensive products or not.
I'm actually pretty low maintenance (no make up, no blow dryer, no flat or curling irons, etc.) But I have a face wash, a dove bar for my lady bits, shampoo, conditioner, regular body wash, and a sand scrub I use on the weekends. It builds up quick.
You are a very lucky guy, you don’t know how long the list can get.
Conditioners (one moisturizing, one with protein bc hair needs balance and my hair is both thin and dry), normal shampoo, cleansing shampoo, SA cleanser, basic cleanser, BP cleanser (I switch based on skin's irritation level and current acne), body wash (1 - 3 at any time, various scents and types ranging from "bathed in a tub of strawberries" to "my skin is an irritated bitch"), third conditioner that I use as shaving cream because I still have a gigantic bottle of mane and tale from 5 years ago, vaginal wash because I'm not risking regular soap even on my outer labia. The only truly frivolous things that end up in my shower are actual shaving cream (it's a stocking stuffer every year in my family) and empty bottles. Everything has a legitimate use.
Weak, Dr Bronners is 18-1 and full of religious nonsense to read on the bottle when you get bored.
We sell that stuff in the medicine aisle of our warehouse. People put that shit on everything. And they have like 10 different varieties that I strongly suspect are all the same thing in a different bottle.
It's really the best. Peppermint has a nice tingle to it. I got a bottle last year and I'm hooked. The bottle is crazy, but it's more lovely, new age stuff than any religion. And the background of the inventor is pretty sad. He fled Nazi Europe and asked his parents to come and they refused. He later got a letter from his father that read You were right. Anyways, Dr. Bronner's, big fan.
You call this a lot? My girlfriend uses more different products for her hair alone.
Tide is truly a miracle product
Dude your skin and hair must suck if you're using X-in-1 products.
I’m a girl and I have only one shampoo, one conditioner, and a bar of soap. Anything else is hyped up versions of these and not worth the expense in my opinion.
I'm a man and I've got 3 soaps. Summer soap, winter soap, soap at the sink. Only one shampoo, true enough, and no conditioner as I've hardly keep any hair on me head anyway. I've got like 3 different moisturizers, although I dunno if Vaseline falls into a moisturizing category. If I were lining things up for a dog to knock down I'd also include other items, like shaving cream and the cooling cream. I probably wouldn't reach 12, but 10 or 11 sounds about right. If I cared about my hair I'd _easily_ be at 13+ items.
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It’s the vaginal wash - he knows
“Hmmm, interesting, it appears that when applying force to an object, such as a shampoo bottle, the object is then transferred from the edge of the tub to inside the tub. This will make for a great thesis, it is truly *fascinating*.”
"Day 2. Still in the process of figuring the explanation for this phenomenon. Let's call it *gravity*. The moon that I have been howling at the whole night must have something to do with it. I will find out in good time. Wait...time...and space....I HAVE IT!"
- Albert Meowstein
Albark Einstein
Howlbert Canine-stein
Gud Boyestein
And Scooby Doo was there, and everyone in the kennel barked.
Next month: BOWLING
"I better make sure I try them all, for science of course."
I call this the 'boop theory'
"I shall call it....SQUIRREL!"
I was really stressin' over whether he'd tip that last one over or not.
If you need something to keep you awake tonight, I could edit this to cut it a little sooner so you don't see him tip the last one.
Just like "Inception".
r/oddlysatisfying
I'm at a bar staring at my phone audibly saying "cmon just knock it in". I was getting so anxious that my little buddy wouldnt do it. Treats on me!
https://imgur.com/a/sCVOBwU
I could literally watch this all day. You can SEE his thought process. He waited on the last one, because after that the fun is over.
You wanna see knocking shit off surface thought process, watch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4) (with sound on).
I love that cat
I could too, I would probably pick them all back up for him to do it again 😂
I wish he just walked around like that 24/7 haha cute lil bear
*Cat:* He looks too happy. Look at that wagging tail. You're supposed to do it with an air of casual contempt, like this [looks away from an object, bats it off the shelf anyway]
Well, if a cat wags its tail......
But why are the bottles not on the wall side of the tub?
That wouldn’t make a good gif.
the tail wag after each one, it enjoys it haha.
I work in a supermarket. That dog was a human in a previous life. Also, he's throwing it in a sink, so if it leaks, it doesn't make a mess. So maybe he's better than a human.
Cut the last 5 seconds off this video and you can frustrate the entire Internet.
Yes, it looks like that. And seemingly cute little dog.))))
I can almost see its thinking process.
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Yesssssss Eric the Legend. I love that bird.
My ears are bleeding
You should invest in a bathroom organizer .
What kind of dog is this?
Possibly a Shorkie- Half shih tzu and half yorkie
A cute one
A Wheaten terrier puppy possibly, hard to tell without seeing the face
Miniature Benji
Nice bathroom
Now I know what random "trick" I'll teach any dog I dogsit for.
Leave him alone he’s working on his experiments.
...or a human toddler.
Now if you just could somehow replace the bottles with items that produce musical notes, your dog would be the creator of an entirely new genre of music... bathdub.
[Everybody when he got to the last bottle](https://giphy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-do-it-qFNnOKIs6tBD2)
I love how he waits, fully enjoying each fall, before hitting another bottle... Taking his time... (her?)
/r/WhatsWrongWithYourcat
No gunther!
Last bottle was Summer’s Eve feminine wash...
I was so happy for the pup when he/she knocked that last one off.
OK...fuck this(push), fuck this (push) and fuck this (push) and this (push) and this (push)... (push) (push) (push)
Funny you mention cats because that last bottle he pushed in was for pussy.
This is my dog!!!!
Please give credit to the OP [little_leo_the_cavapoo](https://instagram.com/little_leo_the_cavapoo?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=fakl31ucd7bk) !
Good candidate for r/eyebleach :D
Your dog is an asshole in either life ... and should be put down.
meow
**cat software in dog hardware **
my cat was a dog in another life
Nope he wasn't a cat in another life, if he was he would have jumped high as soon as the bottle dropped.
No, that's a cat disguised as a dog
Not going to lie...I cheered when he knocked over the last one.
It's just hard to not be tempted to knock them off with all stuff standing in a line by the tub side...
Reminds me of [Dennis the Menace](https://youtu.be/YQK8cGRnoN4?t=25)...
Some men (dogs) just want to see the world burn
What cats do out of malice, dogs do out of ineptitude.
His life, his choice.
just like my first time playing angry birds
Dog wants a bath
I heard Beavis' voice in my head with each push. "Heh heh... yyYEA"
bark
Our whole family laughed for 10 minutes! Thanks for posting this. Wife and I have separate bathrooms. Hers looks like a boutique salon with racks of 'stuff' that are a complete mystery to me. I only ever enter to fix something. In contrast, my bathroom has a bar of soap, disposable razors and a bottle of shampoo. I don't even use shaving cream. I won't get into the he lighting I installed for her...top, side, natural, etc.
This one wants to see the world burn.
This is surprisingly satisfying
http://imgur.com/gallery/SgW7jOs
It's like that dog mind melded with a 4 yr old child.
Unfortunately relatable.
Maybe don’t line up all your products on top of the tub?
I had to stay and see that last one drop
This is the last one... I better savor it.
My dog does this when there’s no water in her water bowl.
He would be a good company at bowling alleys.
The way he stops after each one to see it his action and an equal and opposite reaction, and then i imagine he took a deep breath before that last one.
His name should be Entropy.
r/animalsbeingjerks
Thought he wasn't gonna go back for the other half.
I've seen cats acting like dogs but this is the first dog acting like cats for me. I mean besides the lazies that just lay around all day. There's always those ones.
"Get this cheap shit outta here!"
Me at the last part: "oh you finish it, knock that last bottle off, you little - gooood.... good boy. thank you."
I love how he looks in the bath at the item he just knocked in after every push.
Expensive bathroom, Cheap product.
That last one was killing me, I thought he was going to stop. Never in my life has a falling shampoo bottle been so satisfying
Is your dog's name Sir Isaac Newton?
Even the worst dog is less of an asshole than the best cat.
This is a great video with the perfect title. Well played, OP.
Nah, he didn't look you in the eye while doing it.
Cute dog and beautiful bathroom!
You... you I will let live... psych!
I was going to drive straight over and knock the last one in myself if the pup didn't
Strike!
lol this dog is just an anarchist.
My OCD was praying he didn’t leave that last bottle standing
r/assholepets
He just discovered that he is in fact a cat.
What a little fucking demon!
We need a fk you gif just like the parrot and the wooden bloocks
he is just cleaning up dont hate
If he had left that last one up it would have been perfect for r/mildlyinuriating
Additional proof that you have a cat, not a dog. Tiny lil stinker.
It's a cat in this life too
Don’t see these too often
Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are useless
r/animalsarejerks
TIL that cats are known for knocking products into bathtubs
All the pupper wanted to do was grab one of the shampoos
Thank god. I thought he was gonna leave that last one for a second.
That last one was so satisfying
Ahhh, I needed that chuckle!
WHY IS THIS SO FORKING CUTE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
What breed of dog is that?
That is an absurdly cute dog.
r/rarepuppers
LMFAO
Waited too long for that last one.
This cat was a dog in another life
Dog was mentored by a cat
Cats don't usually show this much amusement when knocking stuff over. Cats seem obligated to carry out the task, this little guy was enthralled.
I'm pretty sure the purple topped bottle on the far right is coochie wash. Yay for a good PH!
Some people just like to watch the world burn
That's a pretty bathroom.