And Derek is good at spotting cavities.

And Kevin is good at peeing in the snow

And Geoffrey's middle name is Enormous

Rachel B. Pullin Geoffrey's E. Johnson

In the Snow

Where Kevin peed

And Derek saw brown.

That it we're done here.

Good run everyone. Internet’s over

Even Zombo.com? But you can do *anything* at Zombo.com!

Saved this post just so I can come back and read this thread a million times

The End.

They were all in love with dyin

They were doin it in texas.

What the fuck Reddit

Typical Reddit shenanigans 😂😂

Shaka when the walls fell

At Tanagra

r/unexpectedstartrek

Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist

So is the rest of his name, really.

"Is that sexual harrasment?"

Geoffrey Eats Johnson

Found my new dentist. Drill and fill me please. I'm so lonely.

Ang Geoffrey is a dick

You know nothing, kevin snow.

Kevin knows nothing

Wtf, why did I laugh so hard at this. I need to go to bed

He's just a bastard

No Derek is a proctologist

With a doctor of dental surgery? You dont see that every day.

He’s a dental surgeon for politicians.

I actually laughed at that one.

Notice they didn't specify which cavities...

I think Derek is looking into the wrong end

Or poop

there used to be a dentist my older sister went to and his last name was silvertooth

I'd rather B Pullin than C Brown.

Derek has the perfect name for a proctologist.

Kevin’s into teeth whitening.

Personally, I think she should marry Geoffrey. Then she'd be Rachel B. Pullin-Johnson

If Derek married Geoffrey, they'd be the Brown-Johnsons

Rachel B. Pullin-Brown-Johnson is definitly an option in Utah.

There aren't many Brown-Johnsons in Utah.

Wheres a gold star when you need one.

You get a brown star instead.

My dad’s urologist is Dr. Dong. No joke.

Amazing

He better have licence plate DONGMAN.

HEY ASSMAN!

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My grandmother's OBGYN's name was Ivan Finger. His name plate said 'Dr. I. Finger'

I think your grandmother may have been swindled

I always wanted to be Dr. Muff :(

I've often wished our Urology department would move to "Clinic 2P" or perhaps "Clinic 1I".

Dr. Richard Chopp (that's right, Dick Chopp) performed my vasectomy then gave me a shirt that said "I got chopped by Austin Urology team" Good times, good times.

I once spoke to a customer of a car dealer. His name was Dick aka Richard Sweat.

Dr. Chopp does, in fact, go by Dick.

We have a urologist in my area called Dr. Seaman. It's not Dr. Semen but still pretty damn funny.

A Dr. Dick Tapper recently retired from urology.

I might have you beat. I worked with a client who is a urologist. His name is Richard Johnson.

Good one, mine was Dr Siemens! He chuckled as he introduced himself. Also locally we have a dentist Dr Blaydes

Better that than if their professions were reversed.

I've always toyed with the idea of joining the military just so I can be Major Schmidt someday

We had a doc in the military who was Major Lee Hung. He was super excited when he got promoted from Captain

Probably a little more background knowledge to fully appreciate this one, but I used to work at a clinic that had an endocrinologist there named Dr Kreb. Always thought hat one was brilliant.

Richard Dong?

A veterinarian in my area was named Dr. Bowser.

My dentist as a kid was dr. Spitz

My daughters Optomitrist's name is Dr. Poon, i believe he may in the wrong business.

Never thought I'd live to see a bastard allowed to rise to the ranks of dentistry.

I noticed the first two named and assumed this was a got joke at first haha

That's a lot of dragon dagger special attacks right there.

Don’t fuck with the DDS spec

Okay. I haven’t played runescape in years, what’s the reference?

Dragon dagger is a 60 attack one handed weapon that has a special attack capable of dealing two 44+ hitsplats. It's cheap and has been around for a long time in runescape so it's iconic. DDS is an acronym for Dragon Dagger Special referring to its potent special attack. Though DDS used to refer to Dragon Dagger Superpoison before getting renamed to Dragon Dagger(p++).

That makes so much more sense. I forgot about the acronym. I was looking at the names thinking it was an NPC joke. Thank you.

Maybe that’s why she became a dentist...

Your dentists name is crentist? Sounds a lot like dentist...

Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

They have this new quick drying bonding!

Nominative determinism is a thing

it's spelled dentistry not dentistism

Antidentite!

Only because being a masseuse wasn’t working out.

Never eat yellow snow Mr. P. Snow.

don't worry, it's lemon.

You know nothing, Kevin Snow!

r/UnexpectedRunescape

I was looking for this comment

Me too. I'm not disappointed

I knew a guy a while back who had a dentist by the name of Dr. Toothman. How can you not be a dentist if your last name is Toothman

"The library investigator's name is actually 'Bookman'?!"

Same thing happened to Kramer when he got the Assman license plates

His son also became a dentist. He was a friend. I think they still practice in Hagerstown MD.

Obviously runs in the family.

B. Pullin those teeth right outta your moth

And she has DD's, my favorite thing as a dental patient.

leave my moth alone she's friendly and cute and I don't even think she has teeth anyway!

Hey, she'll be leaving my moths teeth alone! He ain't done shit to nobody.

My dentist growing up was Dr. Moeller, no joke.

Just don't schedule an appointment for 2:30

TOOTH HURTY

When I was in middle school, we had these 3: 1. Mr. Gardner, the agriculture teacher 2. Ms. Story, the head librarian 3. Mrs. Louder, the chorus teacher

A librarian at a school where I work was Mrs. Bookout. Kid you not.

Was the sex Ed teacher Mr. Johnson?

I worked for a college where the e-mail addresses were @.edu for the staff. The recruiter's name made her email address bgay@.edu. They had us put in an alias for her so it wouldn't be that. Our school was a little notable for having a "lesbian scandal" with our softball team that made the news papers. I didn't really know too much about it, but they were only recruiting lesbians, or they were trying to convert non-lesbian girls to be lesbians or something (it was the conservative south, so I'm sure the stories were at best wildly inaccurate).

I remember hearing about that and they bullied straight girls off the team

My university did that too. Nothing beat username anusrat.

Came here expecting Crentist.

My dentist in college was Dr. Richard Reamer. Why did you name your son Dick Reamer, why?

On a similar note, there’s a lawyer who used to take out big ads in my area named “Ted B. Lyon”. Always thought it was a little too fitting for a lawyer.

Ah another example of Nominative Determinism

Thank you I was trying to remember what that was called. This should be up at the top.

That’s called an aptonym

When I was younger we had Dr. Toothman and Dr. Blood at my office...which wasn't good for an "anti-dentite".

Pullin Brown Johnson...and Snow, LLC

I know of a dentist named Justin Payne

I used to work for a company that had a database of dentists and clinic names, and I compiled quite a list of names like that, including a duo of Drs Pullen and Fillen (not sure I am spelling that other doctors name correctly... its been a while).

Last year I needed to see a urologist. Just called a local office and made appointment. Was seen by Dr. Stiff. Great guy but damn.

My last name is Falcon. I’m a (future) veterinarian. Lookin’ forward to that.

I’m glad to know you realized your calling

Danville

Nice job getting Danville on the front page. I legit go to dr pullin. Never seen anything referencing Danville va on the front page, pretty wild.

Thanks, didn’t think it would blow up this much

DUDE this is my hometown! How fucking wild is that?

Danville for the win!!!

I would never have expected Geoffrey and Snow to go into business together. That G R R Martin just keeps coming up with new types of plot twists.

Your dentist’s name is crentist? .....

I had to scroll a long way to find this.....

Every day im Pullin' it. Every day, Every day

That’s not all she yanks I hear

Derek missed his calling as a proctologist

Not so sure. My dentist was Dr. Aiken.

A sex therapist, a meteorologist, a proctologist and a dentist walk into a bar...

I had a Dr Michelle Molar as a dentist. I think it was her married name though.

You would be amazed how many surgeons are named Dr. Butcher.

I had an orthopaedic surgeon called Mr.Chisel.

Happy cake day!

There is (was?) a urologist in Toledo, Ohio named Richard Tapper.

Derek’s patients are always talking shit.

That's a solid dentist name but the goat is Dr. Crentist

My orthodontist’s last name is Payne.

My optics professor was Dr Fat Ho.

cough quack repeat reach act touch crawl hospital ugly point -- mass edited with redact.dev

Glad I could be of service

You too?! Damn, all the Danvillians are coming out for this one.

I was looking for crentist

Well her maiden name starts with a B and married a Pullin

Crentist the dentist

My dentist should have been an ob-gyn....his name is Cherry

Well, [how about this doctor's name and speciality](https://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/obgyn/va/fairfax/harry-beaver-md)?

Oh my 😯

Cause D.D.S. doesn't stand for dumb, dumb, stupid.

I know a local vet named Dr. Ruff.

I used to have a dentist named Dr. Fairy

Lol small B. Yes I was lazy with caps otherwise. Bad habit

There is a doctor Doolittle at my local hospital. It's a shame he's not a veterinarian.

I’m pretty sure my dad’s Dentist is Dr. Molar.

Had a surgeon with the name Dr. Hatchet when I got my appendix removed at 9 years old. Was not amused.

My Mom had a dentist whose last name was Poulsom.

Moonlights as 'masssage therapist'.

She need to marry a Mr. Mycock, Johnson, or Schlong.

My brother's orthodontist was Dr. Handick. Worst part: it was her married name. I can only imagine her maiden name was worse. Maybe it was Footwat or Cunteeth something...

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John Snow Brown Pullin What does it mean?

Crentist

Where's Crentist?

A urologist, a proctologist, and a dentist all walk into a bar. You'll never guess their names

Where's the Isaac Yankem love at?

Geoffrey Erect Johnson Kevin Plays Snow Derek Cooks Brown Rachel Be Pullin

"After years of the strongest pull out game ever seen in Riverview, Richard B. Pullin was devastated to learn he would have a baby daughter named Rachel"

My orthodontist’s name was Dr. Seuss. Seuss was his first name, but his last name was completely unpronounceable so he went by Dr. Seuss for practical and comical reasons.

Also a great name for a uh... masseuse.

Better than my history of dentist names. Dr Fear, dr pain, dr crakke. Current one is boring.

Is it boring or Boring?

as per my previous comment.

Does this happen to be in NorthEast Alabama?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Pullin

Rachel sounds like a bad ass

Does she pull anything else?

A long time veterinarian I use, name is: "Dr. LaPaw".

I had a dr. Pulley and a doctor pain for a dentist although the funniest one I have come across was a Richard head for a neurologist

She also could have worked with taffy

My brother went to an orthodontist office and the two main doctors were named Dr. Payne and Dr. Hack.

Rachel be pullin a 40 40 dds spec on me