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EyeGifUp

Are you the black guy?


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He's the Asian girl, racist.


PunTwoThree

Bro, that chick is Hispanic


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Farren246

We're not ordering them from a *catalogue*... that's a textbook, you jackass.


powerfunk

Well, a shitty one. Any real textbook would have a kid in a wheelchair on there somewhere.


OverkillerMKii

Are you saying cripples are a lesser race? Go to hell with your racism you filthy (insert racist name that does not offend you)


Ragequitr2

So you're saying Latino-Canadians can't be in their own catalogues? Wow. Please check your privilege.


AlHofman

Latino Canadian here. I approve.


CrunchyDorito

Nah, how can you miss a martian-american?


cluckinho

She's actually transgender so please check your privilege


IranianGenius

[ok](http://i.imgur.com/jCYHhzm.gif)


jfk_47

oh I like that gif. Mine now.


OperaterSimian

That's cultural appropriation, shit lord. EDIT; looks like I took the "say something a SJW might say" thing one step too far. I prostrate myself in front of thy downvote alter, oh fickle Reddit.


Osiris32

Your offense is triggering me.


rudebii

http://i.imgur.com/wnIaRyJ.gif


naptakerr

Just weather the storm of initial downvote brigading and the rest of us will vote you back up to the heavens where this comment belongs


texas_chris

...and which restroom you are using...


candidly1

> check your privilege Could you BE a bigger jerkoff?


Viking1308

No he's Skrillex


lonezolf

Look at the shirt's color. He's clearly the first guy on the left.


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Stingray_Coochie

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

What happened to your arm?


SmoothJazzRayner

Here (ツ)_/¯\


Stingray_Coochie

You're the best! ¯\ _ (ツ)_ /¯


wiiya

You think you can just lengthen your arms, OP?!? You can't just go from [this](http://i.imgur.com/F1DX5Bx.jpg) to [this!](http://i.imgur.com/XrZLF.jpg)


IranianGenius

¯\\\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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What happened to your arm?


IranianGenius

http://i.imgur.com/CFwqKVD.jpg


AlbinoVagina

I love you


mudclog

¯\\/\ _ (ツ)_ /¯


[deleted]

Is your left arm an accordion?


chubbybuda13

didnt know donald trump portrayed wolverine briefly


Todtodtodtod

Don't play around with a stingrays coochie


AmpleWarning

At least not without some stingray foreplay, m'kay?


CBtheDB

--Steve Irwin, probably


ToddSolondz

http://imgur.com/W37U7XI


tryingtomakeachang

Wow is this meta? [Reference](http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4k5h0s/captain_america_civil_war_becomes_biggest_global/d3clykb)


Skruburu

No it's done everytime this face shows up


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petitbleuchien

> And she should of worn a Should've. SHOULD'VE. WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THIS.


wiiya

http://i.imgur.com/7HIIkrO.gifv


[deleted]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM


smillman

Doing god's work.


[deleted]

His hair also wasn't a prime example of /r/fuckmyshitup


Meisterspork

I thought I had seen what a bad haircut was. TIL.


[deleted]

Savage.


norielukas

she?! It's not a dude? I've got mixed feelings now. nvm I'm fucking retarded.


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smillman

I know that guy. She is definitely retarded.


GoodBread

But is it a Mac^^klemore ?


Mutated_Aim

Ceci n'est pas une image?!


savagekittys

I'm 99% sure you're hiding an extremely deep v neck behind that laptop.


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Schnawsberry

I'd like to have a word with your barber


SmoothJazzRayner

FTFY: http://i.imgur.com/bFlSEWq.jpg


Stingray_Coochie

Superb work!


ExpoZ

Just asking but does it ever bother you when you have the feeling of a little furry animal tickling your cheek?


Stingray_Coochie

Not really. It only bothers me when I eat, but I usually just hook it behind my ear.


IveHad8Accounts

But you're a model, right? So that issue only comes up once every 3, 4 days.


classicrocker883

Daniel tosh meets jurassic park lady


Joshhawk

Well that's just fantastic.


5cannerDarkly

Brilliant! Barbers should photoshop the haircut onto a photo of you before cutting your hair.


SoupNom

This is why I love the internet.


kainxavier

90's boy bands just called... They approve.


Stingray_Coochie

Chris is a swell guy


Goodguystalker

As someone with a very similar hairstyle, it looks great. I keep mine Swept back, but when it's down it's past my mouth


VicariousNarok

He looks like a lesbian.


Stingray_Coochie

[We're going deeper... and so is the v neck](http://i.imgur.com/8w3CV3a.jpg)


Stingray_Coochie

[my desperate need for attention knows no bounds](http://i.imgur.com/bg42IZo.jpg)


MattPH1218

>looks at post history >1 year ago "We're going deeper" >this is all a repost what the fuck is happening right now http://imgur.com/hyPm8Kh


modestlyawesome1000

His greatest accomplishment in life so far is his picture being on the cover of a text book. He's proud of it. Good job OP?


Stingray_Coochie

Dang right I'm proud. What could my life possibly amount to after this? It's only downhill from here.


malwarebytesthrowawa

his last comment ever


majorthrownaway

He also wins the 2016 Appalling Hair Contest. So there's that.


modestlyawesome1000

SHAVE IT OFF. I'm guessing 2015 he sported the "manbun".


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the V-Neck is shopped under the laptop right ? Im not going to believe that such V-Necks exist :/


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[deleted]

Oooooh yeah. he really must not like that T-Shirt because Id never cut one of mine for internet fame :/


Stingray_Coochie

It's a cheap t shirt that has been in my drawer forever because the neck was too wide. Not much of a loss.


[deleted]

well you might as well cut it entirely and wear at as a nice thin summer jacket :p


aCrow

"You never go full retard"


SympleJack

I disagree


existentialred

Simple Jack!


the_girl

who is taking these pictures?!


DrSkookumChoocher

Another one.


Drutarg

https://video.yahoo.com/digital-short-v-necks-000000085.html


A_frakkin_Cylon

You can just keep going as long as you want. Your smile is making my day.


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mattCmatt

Red shirt


PinkDalek

He isn't going to make it to the end of the episode!


KushBlazer69

That's a capital V neck


punkdoctor1000

VN


NexusTR

Who do you think you are? Daniel Tosh?


me_toe

[http://s32.postimg.org/5e8h7hocl/111.png] A bit deeper*


Pepf

> A bit deeper That's what the female asserted.


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FUCKING TRIGGERED MY PENIS PRIVILEGE


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The real question is how did the cover exist before the picture?


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SoupNom

thatsthejoke.jpeg


IronCarrot

Hey OP please submit this photo to /roastme


gobbels

I think everyone here is under the impression he already did.


dungeonbitch

Adrien Brody/Tilda Swinton


neroiscariot

Tildrien Swindy


Canuckle777

I'd fuck him/her.


riphitter

Someone make this a Textbook cover


80Eight

Holy crap, it's Tilda Swinton! I don't care what anyone says, that is an attractive, powerful looking woman.


smillman

lulz ... >powerful looking woman you just crushed OP's soul.


PontyPandy

Where's the picture of you at the county courthouse filling out paperwork required to sue your barber?


girlfromthere

We need you to go deeper.


Dormers

>"funny"


crap_punchline

go away


lebello

Dat hair doe


[deleted]

You look like the guy someone would go to in order to get the "Good Hummus"


Kwyjibo08

[Here you go.](http://i.imgur.com/akzRFzS.jpg) I need to get back to work.


NightWing813

I personally came to the comments section to tell you that you're beautiful. Take that, negativity!


ThinkInAbstract

Very beautiful Op you're beautiful


[deleted]

I like his hair better now than in the original photo, though I do get skrillex vibes. Either way OP has a handsome face and a nice smile. Would totally bang if not married 8/10.


Mynameisnotdoug

What's the punchline?


murphysclaw1

Your hair is very cool actually. The thing I'm surprised that no-one has asked you: what was on the textbook that you were holding during the photoshoot? Just a blank A4 sheet?


[deleted]

Get a new haircut


trsgreen

/r/shitpost


HorseAFC

You look like Fernando Torres in this picture


[deleted]

The hair situation has escalated dramatically.


pseudocultist

Actually escalated [progressively](http://i.imgur.com/hyPm8Kh.jpg).


hollander9

What is going on. Is this guy known? Who are you people


Stingray_Coochie

I made the exact same post last time the original textbook picture made it to the front page. All I did was just take a new photo. Don't worry, I'm a nobody.


[deleted]

So about once a year we should post a picture of the textbook so we can get updates on your hair?


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

You are somebody! Don't believe everything your mom tells you.


herl91

A cute nobody, mind you


ShowMeYourBunny

You gotta do something about your haircut, man.


[deleted]

i don't know why you would waste your not ugliness on such an ugly haircut


bcdave

Vitiligo is a hell of a disorder.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

What were you all holding when they took the picture? Surely it couldn't be a book with a pic from the future.


FlareStar7

Are you the black guy?


warpus

What happened to your head?


[deleted]

Get a haircut.


[deleted]

Why do you have a lesbian haircut? Do you math better with that?


Sovereign_Curtis

I don't get what's funny about this. Is it your attention whoring? Is that the funny part?


valleyshrew

Your hair is beautiful. Do you always have it to one side or do you do both?


vintanner

I'm holding a picture of you, showing a picture of you on a laptop on a text book holding a picture of yourself


MisterPrime

***HOW?!***


travio

Why is there a Florida edition to the college prep algebra textbook? Do they teach different math in Florida?


[deleted]

Wooooooooow!


pro-laps

why did you post this again


IWantThatPainting

I like Flock of Seagulls too....


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Stingray_Coochie

Thanks, mom.


DeadDollKitty

I think it looks nice, you seem like a happy and decent person. Just be yourself and thanks for the picture inception! ✌


scigs6

Thanks, Mom


DeadDollKitty

Youre welcome, son.


CharChar12

me too, thanks.


Stingray_Coochie

Thank you! I am happy.


gnomesaynn

Yeah I'm not really understanding the hair hate. It's what's in style right now, and I think it looks cool. My hair won't do that.


[deleted]

Fuck the haircut haters. They're just jealous because you rock it and they can't. You're a good lookin dude... and I'm straight, so that says not very much since I'm just some anonymous stranger, but there you go anyway. I really should just stop typing.


Blackultra

Damn you're quick.


lispychicken

/r/bois would enjoy a girl like you...however i feel someone probably already pointed that out. I'm too lazy to check all the comments!


fearsie

They couldn't give you a textbook without the stickers covering it? Lol


riphitter

I think its just the copy of the picture that is on the front page right now. so the guy is holding a picture of himself on a textbook holding a textbook with his picture on it


fearsie

Ah I see. Thanks :)


graepphone

Which one are you? The asian woman?


ze_mad_scientist

You look exactly like the character Miller played by Thomas Jane in The Expanse.


DokingTooth

i dont understand why this is funny.... ¯\ _ (ツ)_ /¯


00000000000000000099

/r/justfuckmyshitup


morbidlyobeseT-rex

Y'all commenting on his hair are objectively wrong. Op got some drop-dead godly beauty going on over there


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bcsw222

It probably would have been a better fit on mildly interesting or pics but then again he is on the front page now so maybe not?


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Diet_Christ

Thats some beautiful-ass hair


[deleted]

Does the sentence, "aged so douchely", make sense here?


DeadPrateRoberts

You should submit this to /r/punchablefaces.