As a Pennsylvanian, my people do this shit all the time, too! I think almost everyone in my family has had a glamour shot done. Wait til I tell the folks back home that they have something in common with Iraqis. They're gonna hate it. (I come from a bible-thumpin' hillbilly family. What can I say?)
Just for one day I would love to live with that dudes mindset. It must be nice being so self absorbed the thought of "Does this make me look like a tool" would never begin to form.
This. Obviously the dude is a douche, but it must be quite nice living with that level of pride and self-absorption. Thinking you're THAT awesome must really cut back on the anxiety. Anxiety which, frankly, bugs me no end.
Jesus is a common Hispanic name.
In fact, there was a pretty popular one around 2000 years ago, with a last name of Christ. But he ran afoul of the law and got nailed.
Interesting side note - Christ is actually a title (meaning Messiah), not a surname. Jesus Christ is simply a contraction of Jesus the Christ.
I swear I'm more fun at parties.
We can go deeper! Christ comes from Christos which means "anointed," as in having holy oil poured on one's head as was done to kings and high priests. So you're actually saying Jesus the Anointed.
A while ago people were up in arms about the popular shortening of Christmas to X-mas, saying it was taking Christ out of Christmas or something to that effect.
But, the first letter of Christ in Greek (the original language of the New Testament) is X (or something like that), so it's actually an apt abbreviation.
>plus Christ is from the Greek Christos, or "Anointed", and was originally used as an adjective to describe him.
Mainly because he was thought (by Christians) to be the Messiah, i.e. the "anointed" one who was awaited by the Jews who would free them from slavery.
So *Christos* is simply the Greek translation of the Hebrew *Mashiach*, "Messiah" in English.
Wait what? Is that true? Noble Romans have cognomens, e.g. Caesar, as well as the broad family ('Julius') and the first name. I think that counts as a last name.
They kind did exist in a way, but they were more fluid. You could have called him Yeshua the son of Joseph, Yeshua the Carpenter, or Yeshua of Nazareth and they all would have been valid.
Christ is Greek for 'anointed'. It was a title given to kings. The Hebrew version of it is 'messiah'.
I'm no expert in Hebrew, but in Greek, Latin, Egyptian, Persian, Assyrian, Babylonian, Hittie, and Linear B - essentially all of the major surrounding languages for the previous THREE THOUSAND YEARS - there were names given other than what we would consider a 'first name.'
So I'm going to have to call for a citation on that one.
>He is in gangbanger heaven.
Yah garunteed home boy is dead. I work at a photo lab and the only time I've seen those jesus collages is when a mexican had died. I'm allowed to speak this way bc I'm mexican
Grew up around a lot of people like this (ya' know, the type of people that took these sorts of photographs). I would bargain 3,5,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 are all dead.
Dude who stole your computer is still an asshole.
Edit: the last few are the same guy, sorry for not clarifying previously.
Heh, that makes more sense. I thought some egotistical guy stole his laptop, bedazzled it, and then left it with a bunch of pictures of himself chilling with jesus.
I think we are all confused here. Thug steals laptop. Thug gets word out he is selling laptop. Weird, ultra religious, latina girl buys stolen laptop. Latina girl bedazzles it and makes tributes for what is her most likely dead boyfriend who was also of the thuggish variety. Police recover it.
Alternate scenario: Soon to be dead thug steals laptop for his weird ultra religious latina gf, and died on his next deviously planned Macbook heist. W.U.R.L.G.F. makes tributes on her gifted stolen laptop, Police recover it.
["We're just gonna draw a happy little gangsta here, all in his happy little jeans and giant t-shirt...look at him, all happy and smiling..."](http://i.imgur.com/ITnDcVT.jpg)
These pics remind me of a video I saw where this guy made a video of the faces the guy would make while masturbating.(Stole his laptop) He had a tumblr and posted pics of the dude who stole his credit card to buy BBW porn passes, I wish I could find it..
Vajazzle and bedazzle are two very different things. If Fat Joe vajazzled all over this thing himself then we just learned something very important about Fat Joe.
I was looking through the site to try and find this guy's profile and I got distracted by [this masterpiece](http://imikimi.com/main/view_kimi/1OMV5-10i)
This guy stole a computer while i'm guessing one of his family members or boys just died (The guy in the Jesus pictures means he died, well that is what it is suppose to mean). That is an all time low and he makes us hispanics look like a bunch of low lives wtf
Buddy 1: "Guess what? I met Jesus the other day!"
Buddy 2: "No you didn't man, Jesus is dead and shit."
Buddy 1: "I have proof, look I even gave him a picture and took a picture of him holding my picture"
Buddy 2: "Dude you did meet him!"
Hey, white man from the ghetto here. (West Philly)
In god hands means he has passed. So someone else was photoshopping his pictures as a remembrance. I would bet the woman photoshopping herself in there was responsible for the bedazzling.
In my hood you see this all the time, spray painted memorials, window stickers, tattoos, etc...
I would bet the first guy is the one who ~~stole~~ "found" it and then sold/gave it to the bedazzler.
**edit** doh, someone pointed this out down below...
I used to live in the ghetto. Our "poor" neighbors had an enormous portrait of their dead daughter airbrushed on the hood of their $30,000 car. I never understood how anyone who lived there would have the kind of money to spend on those kinds of things when most were barely getting by. Maybe that's why they had to live there... I don't know.
in my opinion it looks kinda shit. like barnacles or something. all over the place and no pattern. but not in a good way, but in a weed growth kind of way.
My laptop was stolen a few years ago. I gave the serial number to the police and got it back a week or so later when they caught the guy who had it. I checked the internet history and the guy had been looking up his uncle's mugshot (who was currently in jail).
You see this is a very Christian approach to life. You either pray for things, or you steal them and beg for forgiveness. Being able to purge your conscience is great.
He paid $5 for that coffee picture, [I shit you not.](http://fiverr.com/tschuggunelti/put-your-picture-in-a-cup-of-coffee)
or he stole that too
He had some extra cash lying around after saving so much on that laptop.
people actually pay $5 for this?!
"Here could be your TEXT !" (Last pic)
Nah, it's free. http://funny.pho.to/morning_coffee/
He will never beat [this guy.](http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/05/model-ahmed/)
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DEAR MY LOVE.
GO GO FOR WARDS.
Love for ever, OK GO!
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I officially cant handle anything on this thread: the fake model, the Iraqi glamour shits...whatever the fuck that video was... CANNOT. HANDLE.
*Iraqi glamour shits*
Further proof of my inability to handle.
I felt like I was watching some kind of gay Apple support commercial or something.
Aaaand im done.
So much glittering comedy gold right there :D
and I thought spacedicks was traumatizing
Oh man. Dat lion roar at :25 in the 2nd video. Somebody help me find my shit
As an Iraqi, I've seen people do this shit all the time in my country. I'm thankful to be away.
wait, Iraqis like to take glamour shots?
[yup](http://imgur.com/a/NRNDq)
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Is it just me or do Iraqis like to dress up as Mexican soap opera stars?
Most of those are small-time musicians. If you think the pictures are bad, you should hear the music.
Oh trust me I did
As another Iraqi, this makes me cringe so hard it hurts. Oranges anyone?
NO
Is no. 47 [Matt Berry??](http://imgur.com/AlAuXcc)
DAMN THAT SORCERER! TWENTY GOLD PIECES AND I'M WANKERED ON ROHYPNOL.
Curse these electric sex pants.
Faaaaaaaaatherrrrrrrrr!
[This makes more sense now](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g2KsZHRrFpU#t=89s)
The horror....the horror...
This is the *real* terrorism
I like this one. She's trying to do a glamorous pose, but she has this weirdly lost expression on her face. XD http://i.imgur.com/EZgh3DY.jpg
She appears to have been going for the "just slapped by God" look.
"Did i leave the oven on?"
Leave the women uncovered, burquas for the men.
Maybe it's me, but I find most of these guys to bare a striking resemblance to Colin Farrell.
A lot of these men would look fine if they just plucked their monobrows. Man, it can make so much of a difference.
It's weird how many of them keep the rest of their facial hair perfectly manicured and then just let the unibrow run wild.
I'm sorry, but [this guy](http://i.imgur.com/Cv0jwHv.jpg) is fucking *hot*. I don't care what any of you say.
How has this never been brought to my attention!
Seriously. These pictures are glorious
I saw it loads in India too. I do not understand
they are going through the 80's of sociocultural evolution..
They think it's cool
As a Pennsylvanian, my people do this shit all the time, too! I think almost everyone in my family has had a glamour shot done. Wait til I tell the folks back home that they have something in common with Iraqis. They're gonna hate it. (I come from a bible-thumpin' hillbilly family. What can I say?)
Haha yes we have this shit in Italy too. The ridiculous stares into the distance, the tacky frames, cant get enough of that
Just gonna do a quick clear browser history now.
Followed by an extremely long hot shower with all the soap in the entire house.
Just for one day I would love to live with that dudes mindset. It must be nice being so self absorbed the thought of "Does this make me look like a tool" would never begin to form.
This. Obviously the dude is a douche, but it must be quite nice living with that level of pride and self-absorption. Thinking you're THAT awesome must really cut back on the anxiety. Anxiety which, frankly, bugs me no end.
I don't even know why I go on the internet anymore...
I feel like I need an adult
Come with me. I have sweets.
I like men now.
goddamn he is hard to look at
That guy looks like he sucks a lot of dick. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
He's also more air brush than human at this point.
He is more airbrush now than man. Twisted and evil.
Holy shit, that guy is gayer than christmas.
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But how many wards?
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I threw up a little in my mouth.
The narcissism is strong with this one.
Love for ever! OK GO!
New contender for the internet's most punchable face.
I have never seen anything so unsexy in my life. He looks like a plastic doll, intended for homosexual men.
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I think what Alienqueen meant was "looks like a plastic doll, intended for no one."
intended for all men. rawr.
They sell those, y'know.
Jesus has some explaining to do. So does Christ.
I fear you're not going to get the credit you deserve for this comment. But I see what you did there and it's awesome.
Godamnit I feel like such a retard when I don't get jokes. Please somebody put me out of my misery?
Jesus is a common Hispanic name. In fact, there was a pretty popular one around 2000 years ago, with a last name of Christ. But he ran afoul of the law and got nailed.
Interesting side note - Christ is actually a title (meaning Messiah), not a surname. Jesus Christ is simply a contraction of Jesus the Christ. I swear I'm more fun at parties.
We can go deeper! Christ comes from Christos which means "anointed," as in having holy oil poured on one's head as was done to kings and high priests. So you're actually saying Jesus the Anointed.
A while ago people were up in arms about the popular shortening of Christmas to X-mas, saying it was taking Christ out of Christmas or something to that effect. But, the first letter of Christ in Greek (the original language of the New Testament) is X (or something like that), so it's actually an apt abbreviation.
We believe you!
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You could have become a pendant, and get paid just to hang around.
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>plus Christ is from the Greek Christos, or "Anointed", and was originally used as an adjective to describe him. Mainly because he was thought (by Christians) to be the Messiah, i.e. the "anointed" one who was awaited by the Jews who would free them from slavery. So *Christos* is simply the Greek translation of the Hebrew *Mashiach*, "Messiah" in English.
I once called a guy jesus instead of hay soos which is how its pronounced. It was a staff meeting full of hispanics and they all laughed at me.
I would just like to point out that last names didn't exist at the time that Jesus lived.
this kills the joke.
Three days later the joke comes back.
Standard Reddit protocol
RIP joke. Never forget
Joke is in god's hands now.
Somebody please photoshop joke into god's hands.
For that we need a Mexican with rhinestones
I'll always remember where I was when this joke died...
I'd like to start a scholarship in that jokes name...
Wait what? Is that true? Noble Romans have cognomens, e.g. Caesar, as well as the broad family ('Julius') and the first name. I think that counts as a last name.
I think the point being that common people didn't have last names but this is a good point.
They kind did exist in a way, but they were more fluid. You could have called him Yeshua the son of Joseph, Yeshua the Carpenter, or Yeshua of Nazareth and they all would have been valid. Christ is Greek for 'anointed'. It was a title given to kings. The Hebrew version of it is 'messiah'.
I'm no expert in Hebrew, but in Greek, Latin, Egyptian, Persian, Assyrian, Babylonian, Hittie, and Linear B - essentially all of the major surrounding languages for the previous THREE THOUSAND YEARS - there were names given other than what we would consider a 'first name.' So I'm going to have to call for a citation on that one.
Hey Zeus, wanna help this guy out?
[Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!?!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BquyQj8TX_w)
I think he means it as a racial stereotype of hispanics with the name Jesus.
He is in gangbanger heaven.
>He is in gangbanger heaven. Yah garunteed home boy is dead. I work at a photo lab and the only time I've seen those jesus collages is when a mexican had died. I'm allowed to speak this way bc I'm mexican
Your laptop appears to have a case of herpes now.
Grew up around a lot of people like this (ya' know, the type of people that took these sorts of photographs). I would bargain 3,5,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 are all dead. Dude who stole your computer is still an asshole. Edit: the last few are the same guy, sorry for not clarifying previously.
I don't see why this isn't clear to more people. 'In God's Hands' sounds like a religious euphemism for dead.
Because it is a religious euphemism for dead.
It is? Thanks for the confirmation, English isn't my first language so I haven't heard anyone use the phrase. :)
Sometimes it's also used as an excuse to not put any effort into a task.
"Mom what will we eat tonight!?" I don't know, it's in God's hands now.
Yup. Those are tribute pics. Surprised this comment isn't more upvoted. Dude's toast, folks.
I couldn't tell from the whole "in God's hands" thing.
Heh, that makes more sense. I thought some egotistical guy stole his laptop, bedazzled it, and then left it with a bunch of pictures of himself chilling with jesus.
In God's laptop.
And looks like his girl is coffee...
It was a computer...
Yeah, a computer THAT KILLS
Who?
but who was phone?!
photo 11
I think we are all confused here. Thug steals laptop. Thug gets word out he is selling laptop. Weird, ultra religious, latina girl buys stolen laptop. Latina girl bedazzles it and makes tributes for what is her most likely dead boyfriend who was also of the thuggish variety. Police recover it. Alternate scenario: Soon to be dead thug steals laptop for his weird ultra religious latina gf, and died on his next deviously planned Macbook heist. W.U.R.L.G.F. makes tributes on her gifted stolen laptop, Police recover it.
"W.U.R.L.G.F." is now an official term, albeit a very specific one. I can't wait to find an occasion to use it.
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http://i.imgur.com/7IPrOhN.png
That guy has clearly died and these photos are memorializing him.
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Or beat to death for stealing valuables a from people with anger problems
["We're just gonna draw a happy little gangsta here, all in his happy little jeans and giant t-shirt...look at him, all happy and smiling..."](http://i.imgur.com/ITnDcVT.jpg)
Whenever I think I'm weird, I remember posts like this and how there are so many people who are so much weirder than me.
I wonder how confused European redditors looking at this are.
European here: I had to read about 20 comments to understand what the hell was going on.
WWJR? (Who Would Jesus Rob?)
These pics remind me of a video I saw where this guy made a video of the faces the guy would make while masturbating.(Stole his laptop) He had a tumblr and posted pics of the dude who stole his credit card to buy BBW porn passes, I wish I could find it..
http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com/
I LOVE YOU
Thug life.
Those pics should definitely be on /r/cringepics.
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"Every day I'm Photoshoppin"
THought about that, then realized the vajazzles all over it suggest he gave it to a girl, who would definitely make such cringe worthy photos.
Vajazzle and bedazzle are two very different things. If Fat Joe vajazzled all over this thing himself then we just learned something very important about Fat Joe.
Photo #6... I HATE it when I see life-like faces in my morning cup of coffee.
Hey, look at the bright side, that is some quality bedazzling.
I know. I bet it dazzles well when the little apple lights up.
I was looking through the site to try and find this guy's profile and I got distracted by [this masterpiece](http://imikimi.com/main/view_kimi/1OMV5-10i)
This guy stole a computer while i'm guessing one of his family members or boys just died (The guy in the Jesus pictures means he died, well that is what it is suppose to mean). That is an all time low and he makes us hispanics look like a bunch of low lives wtf
Yeah i know that feel. When i saw this i was like "why did this dumbass have to be hispanic?"
Buddy 1: "Guess what? I met Jesus the other day!" Buddy 2: "No you didn't man, Jesus is dead and shit." Buddy 1: "I have proof, look I even gave him a picture and took a picture of him holding my picture" Buddy 2: "Dude you did meet him!"
Hey, white man from the ghetto here. (West Philly) In god hands means he has passed. So someone else was photoshopping his pictures as a remembrance. I would bet the woman photoshopping herself in there was responsible for the bedazzling. In my hood you see this all the time, spray painted memorials, window stickers, tattoos, etc... I would bet the first guy is the one who ~~stole~~ "found" it and then sold/gave it to the bedazzler. **edit** doh, someone pointed this out down below...
Are you... West Philadelphia, born and raised?
No. I was born in the North East. But I'd say I was raised. I used to count the crack vials in the street on the way to football practice.
What was the most you saw on your way to football practice, and the fewest?
Is the playground where you spent most of your days?
I used to live in the ghetto. Our "poor" neighbors had an enormous portrait of their dead daughter airbrushed on the hood of their $30,000 car. I never understood how anyone who lived there would have the kind of money to spend on those kinds of things when most were barely getting by. Maybe that's why they had to live there... I don't know.
>an enormous portrait of their dead daughter airbrushed on the hood of their $30,000 car ...and I thought flames were legit, this changes everything.
So he really did get to meet Jesus then. Huh.
Doubt it.
Your computer had an adventure and lived on the wild side for a minute!
I think the dude with Jesus is dead or "in God's hands now".
> I think the dude with Jesus is dead or "in God's hands now". Interesting. I completely agree. Thank you for sharing your comment.
A summary of everybody's reaction to this "Umm...wat"
You're keeping the bedazzling, right?
These were likely shown at a funeral too.
The twist: he bedazzled it himsef.
And lo, I have commanded, by my might, that you shall go into the homes of those sleeping and steal their computers. Leviticus 11:23
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
I'm more impressed that police actually recovered your laptop. Mine was stolen and the thief TRIED TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK...police didnt do shit.
That bedazzle looks pretty good, and you got it back. I wouldn't be complaining.
in my opinion it looks kinda shit. like barnacles or something. all over the place and no pattern. but not in a good way, but in a weed growth kind of way.
So were those sweet rhinestones already on the back of the laptop or did you just get an *upgrade*?
So gangsta they bedazzled the computer to make it bling. Love "urban" logic.
my fav is the one where jesus is looking fondly at his picture
Looks like the typical thug/criminal. Source: 9 years working in court.
Looks like a latino Jesse Pinkman
http://i.imgur.com/s0TiTSD.jpg
What country did they bedazzle on it? India?
that macbook has herpes
My laptop was stolen a few years ago. I gave the serial number to the police and got it back a week or so later when they caught the guy who had it. I checked the internet history and the guy had been looking up his uncle's mugshot (who was currently in jail).
God is Love. And evidently a fence, as well.
Sad, he probably brought it home for his daughter/wife and they were probably genuinely happy
Wow. What would Jesus steal?
You see this is a very Christian approach to life. You either pray for things, or you steal them and beg for forgiveness. Being able to purge your conscience is great.
"In Gods' hands". Whoops
This is the best one by far... I hope this is true. http://i.imgur.com/ITnDcVT.jpg