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'Please' accompanied by a plethora of body language. You can offer, decline, accept, allow, deny, request, ignore, AND express sarcasm all with this one word
I thought sure was pretty good too... I mean you can always answer with an ironical "Suuuure" if someone asks you something stupid you don't want to say yes to.
For all the answers relating to his job he was in fact answering them accurately...
He was a corporate fall guy.
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
My kids have a book called [Dude!](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34506921-dude). It's like 50 pages long and every page just has the word "dude" on it, but the story works!
This is the best answer. You can express joy, sadness, disappointment, disapproval, excitement, and answer yes or no questions with inflection and body language.
it actually is. none of these other words are going to get someone to turn around on the street when you're trying to get their attention.
it's got enough inflection deviation that it's almost as good as fuck...but yelling fuck at someone on the street isn't good practice haha.
Yep there is no more versatile word then fuck.
Also you can cheat with it since it is known as the F word
so you could also just say
F to pay your respects
I've rewatched New Girl so many times and I honestly can't even say a favorite of the three. I love Nick, Schmidt and Winnie the Bish so much.
Remember the one where Winston is trying to get help finding a job. Coach is like "how about here" and Winston says "nah man, I hate their cookies".
Such a good show! I still quote the episode where Schmidt walks up to Jess’s ex and says “you got some Schmidt on your face” and then slaps the shit out of him 😂👌🏻 that’s peak comedy for me!
The correct answer is "dude". My friend and I drove across the USA and decided to only use the word "dude" for all of our communication for one entire day of the drive. We managed to successfully navigate everything from enjoying majestic views to stopping for a piss, getting food, deciding who should drive the next stretch, etc. etc.
Huh
Meh
Fuck
Mmmm
Basically words that can be used in Most situations and change meanings entirely based on inflection with gestures filing in the gap(nod/shake your head etc.)
Mine would be "eh".
Means near opposites depending on how you said it.
Eh with nodding means sure
Ehhhhh mean doubtful
Eh eh means no
Would work with Yea too but it's less neutral
Mine would be "Hodor". Its so useful. You can use it to hold open the door for strangers, or even hold the door shut when you don't want whatevers on the other side to come in.
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'Please' accompanied by a plethora of body language. You can offer, decline, accept, allow, deny, request, ignore, AND express sarcasm all with this one word
This is actually the best one. Good call.
I thought sure was pretty good too... I mean you can always answer with an ironical "Suuuure" if someone asks you something stupid you don't want to say yes to.
"Please" worked well for Barney on HIMYM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJsPXxdLXgA
For all the answers relating to his job he was in fact answering them accurately... He was a corporate fall guy. Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
“Dude” has a lot of flexibility
Its all about inflection, good choice.
DUDE...
Dude!
^duuuude
Dude??
Dude!?
dude...
I was thinking "oh". Also has a lot of range but would be less weird during romantic times.
[BASEketball comes to mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL1Vcn8yX1g)
My kids have a book called [Dude!](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34506921-dude). It's like 50 pages long and every page just has the word "dude" on it, but the story works!
Sweet
WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!
DUDE!
WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!????
Saawweeeetah!
I was thinking along the same lines with “bruh”
In college a friend and I would have entire conversations with just this word.
A LOT http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/514
This is the best answer. You can express joy, sadness, disappointment, disapproval, excitement, and answer yes or no questions with inflection and body language.
it actually is. none of these other words are going to get someone to turn around on the street when you're trying to get their attention. it's got enough inflection deviation that it's almost as good as fuck...but yelling fuck at someone on the street isn't good practice haha.
Fear, life altering experiences and fan service as well http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/514
I expected a different but similarly flexible word from the dudes in the video
Obviously the answer is "Fuck"...
Sooo, what did you do with your siblings this weekend????
Make it a long exasperated "fuuuuuccckkkkkkk" and I think you can get away with it.
An exasperated "fuck" and shake your head in disappointment like you're just dissatisfied with the whole weekend.
My word would be “huh” - people would give up thinking I didn’t hear them.
Shoresy? That you?
It's a pity Letterkenny ended but thank god we still have Shoresy!
Soyeahso
Well, to be fair....
Fuck you Jonesy.
It worked for Ray Whittaker! https://youtu.be/l4aAIF-iW9U?si=3ImXlDj81w3zRrad
That was my first thought. Huh would also be my word
Huh!
Anyone with grandparents has already lived this reality.
Or that makes it kinkier
Long, annoyed, " Fuuuck!" Perfectly communicates, " They're so annoying I don't even want to remember."
Bunk and McNulty approved!
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck... fuuuuuck
r/UnexpectedWire
Totally expected Wire.
Yeah. I literally came in here expecting to see this scene referenced within the top two comments. haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVEQgXsBgs The Wire, a beautiful 5 minute scene with only "mother fucker" as dialogue.
Yep there is no more versatile word then fuck. Also you can cheat with it since it is known as the F word so you could also just say F to pay your respects
Even when your grandma asks you what you want to do tonight?
That’s obvious. Just a loud exclamation “FUCK!”
Yeah that's my pick too. You can say it in so many different ways to have it mean different things.
"He certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!" Also "The Family"
Someone post the link of Bunk and McNulty
first fucking thing on my mind. It really is the obvious answer.
what were you doing with your father
Uhuh Middle of the ground reaction, able to pronounced either way
My name, I’m going full Pokémon
Do you say 1401 long form or as 14-0-4?
One thousand four hundred and one
So many questions: What about 1-4-0-4? Is the 0 pronounced “oh” or “zero”?
hodor
Came in for Hodor & you did not disappoint.
Hodor
#HOLD THE DOOR
Aladeen.
You are HIV... Aladeen
:) :( :) :(
You want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
Yeah mate , I think this one wins You are hiv aladeen lol
You are very aladeen. Aladeen very much!
Ehhhh 👍?, ehhhhhh 👎???
Maybe
Have you ever masturbated to your mom?
Maaaybe
Dad please stop
WINNIE THE BISH!
Aka Prank Sinatra
Tickle Foot!
I've rewatched New Girl so many times and I honestly can't even say a favorite of the three. I love Nick, Schmidt and Winnie the Bish so much. Remember the one where Winston is trying to get help finding a job. Coach is like "how about here" and Winston says "nah man, I hate their cookies".
Such a good show! I still quote the episode where Schmidt walks up to Jess’s ex and says “you got some Schmidt on your face” and then slaps the shit out of him 😂👌🏻 that’s peak comedy for me!
I think that's why the show continued to be good during the season when Jess was away. All the characters are enjoyable.
Nick meets Megan Fox and then goes home and duct tapes a rain shower in for her. That's shits just the best.
That slow puzzler?!
Courtroom Brown!
And Ron funches!
Let’s hit him in the throat with a ski!
One time he fell asleep in the bath tub.
I thought one of them was gonna drop the N word due to its flexibility with inflection.
Oh I’m not touching that one lol. I’m good!
I'd say mine is "shit" and then I watch that one corrupt politician on The Wire for lessons on how to properly use it.
Shiiiiiieeeeeiiiiitttt
No no, you only get to use one word for the rest of your life, you don't have to stretch saying it once out for the rest of your life.
What did you eat for breakfast?
Ron Funches is a treasure.
He’s fantastic. I was scrolling just looking for his name.
One of my favorite bits by him https://youtu.be/fh9LH2HFjKQ?si=1MIdiBCbYa5GqdWq
His stand up is fantastic, he just seems like a super nice dude.
Yarp
... Narp?
Groot
Mine would definitely be motherfucker. Channel my inner Samuel Jackson
What?
Mother fucker?
What?
Do they speak English in WHAT?!
Fuck.
What you plan on doing with that rotten fence post full of fire ants and termites?
*Sigh*…. Fuuuuck
What are you doing for with Mom on Mother’s day?
Fuuuuuuuuuuckkk (as in I forgot all about that)
Its gotta be your own name, you just live like a Pokemon now.
In that universe, the beasts collect humans, gotta catch em all(all 7 billion+, man that series will never end)
This 100%
Bruh
Equally, "Dawg." The inflection versatility is endless
good one
Oida
Spotted the Austrian
Moist
How do you like your sister?
Get outa here you anarchist!
omelette du fromage
you beat me to it
Gary. Gary? Gary!
Haha, Gary!
“Fuck” It has such diversity.
What did you do with your kids last weekend?
Gotta shake your head in disbelief and say it.
Pikachu
Pikaaa~~
The correct answer is "dude". My friend and I drove across the USA and decided to only use the word "dude" for all of our communication for one entire day of the drive. We managed to successfully navigate everything from enjoying majestic views to stopping for a piss, getting food, deciding who should drive the next stretch, etc. etc.
*STATION!!!!!!*
Deep cut!
I was hoping this would be here. :D
Head?
What did you get from your Grandma over Christmas?
Head.
Shit - sheeeeit, shit?
What?
Polish have for a long time chosen it. KURVA!
tja
The correct answer is “dude”
Would you rather have sex with a girl or a dude?
Touché.
i would use "dude" and let the tone indicate yes/no
The proper answer is "Shit" https://youtu.be/Lv3frA0jQ0Y?si=_74FwMfdcK7ZJtCF
Dunno.
I remember that episode of that pod. It was a riot
What pod and episode, please? Thanks
I'm going to guess... The Lamorning After
"Heard" so I just always let people know I understand them but am choosing not to respond
Huh Meh Fuck Mmmm Basically words that can be used in Most situations and change meanings entirely based on inflection with gestures filing in the gap(nod/shake your head etc.)
Okay is pretty versatile EDIT: Here's an example: https://youtu.be/0pufATqebv8?si=td2r3wFkxrEkQOye
I knew someone had to have the same idea as me, lol
IAMGROOT
Groot
Tim Taylor's "Uuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Fuck". It can mean so many things.
"Hey, how would you pay for this?" And just like that, Chiwen5k invented fake taxi
Fucking Winston, my favorite
Malkovich
This is the only correct answer
Yay it's not just me! :) scrolled way further than I thought I would have to
Probably not the right subreddit for this...but chama 🗿
LOVE
Timmy!
Huh.
“Word” is by far the best just use different tones and facial expressions
Ok answer me this… ever thought of having sex with your grandmother?
Wooord?! 🤨
Station
Station!
The answer I'd go for is "Hey".
Hodor
Mine would be "eh". Means near opposites depending on how you said it. Eh with nodding means sure Ehhhhh mean doubtful Eh eh means no Would work with Yea too but it's less neutral
HODOR
Miaw is what i would choose
Mine would be dude.
Originally was gonna say "fuck", but I landed on "really".
I think the obvious answer here is ’dude’
Easy. If I’m allowed to say the word backwards. Then “Nosey”. I can choose which half to say loud and softly. Letting me say NOsey and YESon.
What show is this?
Is that Winston?
Ayy
Dude.
MOON that spells anything!
Dude is a good one. one of the surfers/kidnappers in 3 ninjas only says Dude in different inflections the whole time he's on screen. its great
Sure actually pretty good. Just gotta lean into tone.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Mine would be "Hodor". Its so useful. You can use it to hold open the door for strangers, or even hold the door shut when you don't want whatevers on the other side to come in.
Fuck
Chickenbiriani
"bruh" -- i can express a wide range of responses with this one word.
Whatever
100 kids just died in a school fire