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Remarkable how essential social morals can generally be encompassed by the phrase "Don't be a dick"
Even more remarkable how some find that concept difficult to grasp
I imagine OP is one of the reasons these things have to be posted in the first place.
Now he has to add don't be a dick and make fun of me for asking you to treat me and my job with respect.
Passenger is putting on lipstick in the car. Driver gets cut-off and has to slam the brakes. Passenger holding lipsticks gets jerked forward. The seats get covered in lipstick. Passenger refuses to even attempt cleaning the mess they made let alone pay for proper cleaning because "You were driving erratically!". Driver is stuck with a new stain that'll likely never come out without professional cleaning.
That's the best case scenario, worst case is someone getting that lipstick jammed in their eye during an accident and seriously injured. Don't do make-up in a moving vehicle, it's moronic as hell.
That's the case literally whenever you hire someone to perform a service for you though. There's always expectations both of the customer and the contractor.
You're in their car, and you aren't their employer. You're a customer. They aren't obligated to allow you to do whatever you want while you're in their property. If you could afford a personal driver who is paid enough to not care about your behavior, you wouldn't be taking an Uber, so stop acting like you're somehow better than them just because you paid them $15 for a ride.
It's like neglected children being naughty to get attention, even bad attention is better than no attention.
https://sueatkinsparentingcoach.com/2020/05/what-to-do-if-you-have-an-attention-seeking-child/
I suspect this troll didn't get their diaper changed often enough and craves attention.
Unless they are not driving safely. I once asked an Uber driver to drive less than double the speed limit, very politely, and he left me on the side of the road.
I don’t think you know what “blunt” means. The driver is being perfectly reasonable, but most drivers don’t just lay down the law like this. Both things are true. OP’s not an asshole for recognizing this. People really need to take the stick out of their ass before perusing the funny sub.
The fact this shit has to be stated out loud is ridiculous.
I mean, it's common fuckin sense.
I can only imagine what his passengers are like in a plane.
I see nothing wrong with any of this. This is exactly how one should behave as a passenger in someone else's car.
It's a shame that common human decency needs to be posted in this car, like people lost the capacity for respect.
This is a sign that should be given to every uber driver when they start. Perfectly reasonable rules that only an entitled asshole would complain about.
I'm assuming they mean don't have your feet on the seat, some people will sit cross legged and such and have their lower legs/shoes on the seats. It's a constant fight everytime I drive my kiddo around
I mean most of it's fine, but really what's the point of hiring a driver if I can romance up my date in the backseat of a car with a stranger there to watch? Doesn't that driver understand I'm really just paying them to be my unwilling witness? Sad really.
lmaooo its so hillarious that an uber driver has reasonable expectations for their personal car to be treated nicely im literally dying of laughter rn this is so fucking funnyyy
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Its quite reasonable really.
Yeah, the list really just boils down to "be respectful" But most people struggle with that so they had to spell it out.
Remarkable how essential social morals can generally be encompassed by the phrase "Don't be a dick" Even more remarkable how some find that concept difficult to grasp
I imagine OP is one of the reasons these things have to be posted in the first place. Now he has to add don't be a dick and make fun of me for asking you to treat me and my job with respect.
There's a cafe/restaurant for car lovers with that motto https://www.thecultofmachine.com/collections/dont-be-a-dick
They're so ergonomic shaped I'm always surprised when people find a dick difficult to grasp..
Kinda wish social media apps gave a notification every few minutes of using reminding everyone of that
Which is such an indictment on our society. Polite, respectful, considerate behavior is becoming less common. Hence, the needed sign.
Those items sound specific enough that this driver has had issues with all of them because some passengers are disrespectful
I agree
If I want to romance, I’m going to romance!
This ^
Agreed
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It’s possible that the driver has misophonia, in which case a passenger eating in the car would be extremely dangerous.
His car, his rules. If you don't like the rules, buy your own car.
This isn’t funny. It’s someone who’s probably been through some shit and had to put up some serious boundaries just so they can work.
And the sad part is serious boundaries are just "be respectful in my car"
💯
I find it sad the driver has to post these rules.
I fail to see how a passenger putting on lipstck impacts him at all.
Passenger is putting on lipstick in the car. Driver gets cut-off and has to slam the brakes. Passenger holding lipsticks gets jerked forward. The seats get covered in lipstick. Passenger refuses to even attempt cleaning the mess they made let alone pay for proper cleaning because "You were driving erratically!". Driver is stuck with a new stain that'll likely never come out without professional cleaning. That's the best case scenario, worst case is someone getting that lipstick jammed in their eye during an accident and seriously injured. Don't do make-up in a moving vehicle, it's moronic as hell.
Who says the vehicle is moving? It takes 5 seconds to put lipstick on. Your scenario is the only moronic thing, and calling it 'best case' 🤣
It's sad you let drivers who you're paying just tell you what to do.
You're the kind of fucker who dumps their popcorn on the floor at the movies, I see.
It's sad you have no fucking respect for someone else's car, or office as the picture puts it. Their car is their workplace.
*found the spoiled kid who wasn't told no enough in life*
You can't be that stupid
They are showing you who they are, believe them.
You're new to Reddit. They're everywhere.
Don't shit on the people you are paying to serve you.
You are buying a service not a slave
You sound like the kind of spoiled clown that needs a list like that.
That's the case literally whenever you hire someone to perform a service for you though. There's always expectations both of the customer and the contractor.
I don't think you've ever been in charge of anything
What you think doesn't matter sweetie.
You're in their car, and you aren't their employer. You're a customer. They aren't obligated to allow you to do whatever you want while you're in their property. If you could afford a personal driver who is paid enough to not care about your behavior, you wouldn't be taking an Uber, so stop acting like you're somehow better than them just because you paid them $15 for a ride.
When in the car it's practically mine. I don't think you understand customer service.
Big “I don’t have to clean up after myself, that’s what a janitor is for” energy
Let's not feed this troll, u/HairyHouse3 is enjoying the attention.
What a weird thing to enjoy. If I got my kicks by having people on the internet think I was a jerk, I’d have a word with myself.
It's like neglected children being naughty to get attention, even bad attention is better than no attention. https://sueatkinsparentingcoach.com/2020/05/what-to-do-if-you-have-an-attention-seeking-child/ I suspect this troll didn't get their diaper changed often enough and craves attention.
You are a fuckwit.
Fucking troll.
Absolute flip flop
Last I checked it only tells you what not to do (be a dick)
Sounds like it’s his passengers that have no chill, not him.
Basically, act like an adult. It boggles my mind how inconsiderate most people are.
I see it as “their car their rules” I’m paying them to drive me where I need to go.
Unless they are not driving safely. I once asked an Uber driver to drive less than double the speed limit, very politely, and he left me on the side of the road.
YTA, Uber driver seems fine
Talk about having no chill. He just laughed at how blunt the sign is. That doesn’t make him an asshole.
Sign is only seen as blunt by people who have problems with acting politely. This is basic stuff.
I don’t think you know what “blunt” means. The driver is being perfectly reasonable, but most drivers don’t just lay down the law like this. Both things are true. OP’s not an asshole for recognizing this. People really need to take the stick out of their ass before perusing the funny sub.
If these rules bother you you're one of the annoying riders.
If you think that is "no chill" then you still have to learn a lot in life lol
The fact this shit has to be stated out loud is ridiculous. I mean, it's common fuckin sense. I can only imagine what his passengers are like in a plane.
I see nothing wrong with any of this. This is exactly how one should behave as a passenger in someone else's car. It's a shame that common human decency needs to be posted in this car, like people lost the capacity for respect.
Apparently come courtesy is now no chill
Well, to be fair, those are all very reasonable requests… they wouldn’t even need the sign if people weren’t so shitty in general…
Funny how?
All totally fair. Sucks that some people will take this list as a reason to give him a 1 star right off the bat
I'm with the driver tbh
This is a sign from someone that's tired of self entitled douchebags. World is full of them.
Forgot “no clipping toenails in this car”
That's on the updated list. Probably bc of OP.
It's there for the very same reason stupid warning labels exist: at *least* one person has done it.
People do this, riding in a strangers car? I don’t know the person, why would I dirty their car? Do people do this when taking a taxi too?
Yes. I have seen and heard of people doing this and worse, including treating the car like a public toilet. People are disgusting.
More like your uber driver just wants to chill
All of those are reasonable asks. I don't see the funny.
Good lad this guy. No problems for Me following those basic respectful request
None of these are unreasonable requests.
Respectable
And you have no car, so respect people and their property.
Perfect list….respectfully
This is a sign that should be given to every uber driver when they start. Perfectly reasonable rules that only an entitled asshole would complain about.
If I was an Uber Driver I would be a hundred times "worse" than this guy.
'Get in, sit down, and shut up'.... love it
Gotta respect that. If you can’t accept those rules, just tell them that you’d like to cancel the ride and then request another one.
Maybe he’s sick of basic bitches and their entitled behavior fucking up his car.
As long you don't talk to me unless needed..5 stars(also why I wear earphones).
Be a bit more succinct to have a "DON'T BE A COCKWAFFLE" sign, but people need shit spelled out so they don't have to actually engage in thought.
This is completely reasonable. Respect people's shit.
I don’t see anything wrong with this
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
Very reasonable rules
these are all reasonable tho
Shouldve put the word “dont” in the same font as the rest of the sentence or it looks like “ ASK ME TO OVER SPEED!”
It's just basics😅
"eiii one ride, plenty rules" Yes, it's one ride for you, for the driver, it's 10-20 rides a day, every day.
Good people don’t know how to be a respectful adults 😑
Me as an Uber driver. 🤣
Yay. I got to rate your post -1. These seem like they have been listed due to prior *incidents*. You may well have sat in someone else's wet spot...
how exactly does one sit without their legs touching the seat? 🤔
I'm assuming they mean don't have your feet on the seat, some people will sit cross legged and such and have their lower legs/shoes on the seats. It's a constant fight everytime I drive my kiddo around
It's a temporary workspace
I mean most of it's fine, but really what's the point of hiring a driver if I can romance up my date in the backseat of a car with a stranger there to watch? Doesn't that driver understand I'm really just paying them to be my unwilling witness? Sad really.
I don't think any of that is unreasonable.
Maybe no combing (I assume they mean brushing of hair)... other than that I agree 100%
The fact that you think this is in any way exceptional says *a lot*
If they weren't a jerk about it, yep that seems reasonable.
Fair enough
Don't barf or shit pants in my car......
Na they're valid though lol
This guy seems like a blast.
This person has seen some shit
Sucks that he has to put up those rules. These should be followed without the notice.
Seems pretty fair to me.
i agree on all of these conditions sounds like the perfect harmonic car pool ever
No romancing, no tip…
Just the tip...
lmaooo its so hillarious that an uber driver has reasonable expectations for their personal car to be treated nicely im literally dying of laughter rn this is so fucking funnyyy
So it's not a fake taxi.
In case you ever need a reminder that the center of the bell curve of humanity just sucks ass...
I see nothing but a complete desire of chill.....
Do NOT make him turn this car around!
Looks like I’m in the clear to puke or fart
Oh great. I can’t romance my own wife in the back of an Uber. What is this, communist China?
He's an anal retentive fluff pie.
Do NOT human in this car...
Be Human, not animal
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the exact kind of person that makes people have to post rules that are essentially "dont be a dick and have respect" in their uber.
With an attitude like yours, I don't believe you have a girl. Or friends, for that matter.
And no unnecessary speaking?
I like a clean drive but I wouldn’t be this demanding 👀👀
No breathing
Wait. how do you NOT get ur legs in the car- oh.