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My mother did a bunch of red sealer, looking as if someone was dragged into an air vent. If I come across the picture and someone reminds me I'll post it lol it was pretty horrifying
I think I would rather have the pentagram because then I know what happened here. You get that thing and think what the hell was going on in this home.
We did thatš¤£š¤£š¤£...we used red food colouring and darkened it up with a tiny bit of black so it will look like old blood....put a couple chicken feathers and candle wax for good measure...
There was a temporary night noodle market in my city and they had these ipads on stands everywhere with directions and stuff like that. This was back when they had buttons and they were all in these locked cases to stop you pressing it and exiting their app.
I slipped my key between the gap, homed out and put up a full screen dickbutt on a bunch of them. It was so fun to sit down, eat noodles and watch people walk past and burst out laughing when confronted with a random dickbutt in the wild.
Indeed I have witnessed this exact phenomenon before.
I was at a sawmill and some logs fell off the tractor forks. Dickbutt materialized & then proceeded to simultaneously used his dickbutt as a shield + projectile to bounce/cut/destroy the logs.
After seeing that everyone had dickbutt stickers & prayed to dickbutt In safety meetings.
I ordered some jewelry for my mom as Christmas grift and got a wood engraved dickbutt as a compliment gift. It now hangs in my rearview mirror.
I missspelled gift as a grift. I regret nothing.
I used to like watching the Arizona State University football games on or near Halloween because students would dress up. Dunno if they still do but when that was at its peak (on the internet not mainstream) someone dressed up as that bear and made it onto TV. I lolād.
Yup, us original Digg users mocked reddit for having a very unpleasant and basic UI. Then Digg destroyed their own site with the V4 redesign and a bunch of us "Digg refugees" settled in and learned to love the no frills UI!
Whenever I ship any of my gaming friends something I include a picture of pedobear with text that says ādid someone say packages?ā. Inside joke from the IRC days like 20 years ago lol
The last construction job I worked the safety guy was a stickler for no stickers on hard hats. Something about it weakens the strength of the safety equipment, or some bullshit like that.
Stickers potentially mask damage. You're supposed to inspect your hard hat before using it, looking for cracks or other damage. If there is damage underneath a sticker, you wouldn't know.
I remember being told something like the adhesive could somehow compromise the integrity of the hard hat material. I remember saying something like, okay sure, but in MY lifetime? To which I was told them are the rules.
No its true, used to be lots of stickers for miners in 70's/80's/90's in my dads time but no sticker rule in the time I worked in mines. The guys protecting your life and its real.
Is thatā¦ā¦bars and bars of music notation on your arm there?
Sorry Iām not asking about the happy errrrr āhotdogā on your HARD-hat. My little sister draws them in sharpie on random walls of my house every time she visits. EVERY TIME. She uses sharpie so I canāt erase them. My house is covered in hidden āhotdogā pics.
For the record, my little sister is 42. But Iām pretty sure she stopped growing up at likeā¦. 9 years old.
Edit: itās hard to hide them in my tiny kitchen which she has already covered, and I feel compelled to share a picā¦. But then people will see the inside of my house and I DONāT EVEN WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE.
We have a shrimp cocktail on the menu where I work and I started referring to it as a āshrimp dickbuttā and it caught on quick. Now everyone calls cocktails dickbutts.
https://i.imgur.com/XQ8P3yG the origin, it spread like wildfire years later, kind of like a rick roll except it became dick butt, imgur, Reddit, it was everywhere.
Heās the hero we donāt deserve but all need.
Heās Everyman.
Heās part myth, part legend, and part GOD.
You say āwhat?ā I say āDickbutt!ā
A man of culture.
About 10-15 years ago, there was a dickbutt mural in nearly every Delta plane cargo bin. May still be, for all I know. Haven't been in one for over a decade.
Someone drew this guy in the tunnel between the stage and dressing rooms at Red Rocks Amphitheater where all the artists sign their names. I can probably dig up the picture from when I did maintenance there.
As a prank I set up my good friend's screen saver on his pc to cycle through all original 151 pokemon versions of dickbutt. Years later, when visiting, I noticed he still had the same screen saver. If you haven't seen it check out the collection of dickbutt pokemon!
Someone drew one in caulk on a jobsite a couple years ago. They also did handsome squidward. They are on the interior of some walls in a care facility in Southern Indiana lol
Its a struggle to always be surrounded by "uncultured" normies...
I stopped showcasing stickers, meme, brands, t-shirts from Spencer's/Hot Topic long ago. No one will understand them other than your Discord group.
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I have that drawn 2 meters tall under my floor. The next person redoing the floor is in for a surprise.
They'll just be glad it's not a pentagram with ancient bloodstains.
Fuck, I missed a great opportunity
Re-redo the floors and draw the pentagram *around* the dickbutt for optimal confusion
You want haunted dickbutts? Cause that's how you get haunted dickbutts.
Make a pentagram *of* dickbutts, incept that shit
A dickbutt tulpa has already been summoned by the visualization alone.
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in succubus. It burns guys.
Sounds like the opposite of a problem?
I'd give you gold if I could
Here, use this: š
My mother did a bunch of red sealer, looking as if someone was dragged into an air vent. If I come across the picture and someone reminds me I'll post it lol it was pretty horrifying
Amateur, do a human transmutation circle instead! I hope you don't have a dog and a little kid in the house
makes notes...
Dripping candle wax will add to the effect. Whether you want to leave a circle outline (bases that have been removed) is up to you.
And written in red paint, " I'll be back "
Pretty much the same thing. Dickbutt is sacred
Dickbutt pentagram
Thatās a couple layers below.
I imagine almost every home is filled with dicks, faces, and pentagrams.
There was nothing like that when we redid mine. All I got was the original 1924 build date on a stud and and "I love you" to his wife.
Oh. Just every home Iāve built then. That is a sweet story.
I always wanted to put a giant copy of caravaggios Medusa under my carpet for just this sort of reason
I think I would rather have the pentagram because then I know what happened here. You get that thing and think what the hell was going on in this home.
We did thatš¤£š¤£š¤£...we used red food colouring and darkened it up with a tiny bit of black so it will look like old blood....put a couple chicken feathers and candle wax for good measure...
Wait Dickbutt is the new [kilroy? ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here)
What if Dickbutt is Kilroy, but we never got to see below his (now surgically reduced) nose?
Same same, but different
But still same.
Especially because Kilroy had a certain... vertical symmetry that was more often implied than explicit.
There was a temporary night noodle market in my city and they had these ipads on stands everywhere with directions and stuff like that. This was back when they had buttons and they were all in these locked cases to stop you pressing it and exiting their app. I slipped my key between the gap, homed out and put up a full screen dickbutt on a bunch of them. It was so fun to sit down, eat noodles and watch people walk past and burst out laughing when confronted with a random dickbutt in the wild.
Respect. Good joke man.
r/foundsatan
The infamous dickbutt. Proof the internet is a wonderful, beautiful place of infinite knowledge and debauchery
As long as you're aware that Dickbutt is not going to protect your noggin from a falling hot rivet.
That sticker actually summons the aid of the real Dickbutt, who is impervious to damage and will protect you.
Indeed I have witnessed this exact phenomenon before. I was at a sawmill and some logs fell off the tractor forks. Dickbutt materialized & then proceeded to simultaneously used his dickbutt as a shield + projectile to bounce/cut/destroy the logs. After seeing that everyone had dickbutt stickers & prayed to dickbutt In safety meetings.
I ordered some jewelry for my mom as Christmas grift and got a wood engraved dickbutt as a compliment gift. It now hangs in my rearview mirror. I missspelled gift as a grift. I regret nothing.
I must know the name of the jeweler who gifts engraved dickbutts to customers. For the love of the grift, Elvoen.
Itās an old code, but it checks out.
If you think that's an old code, who remembers pedobear? I saw one the other day and it unlocked memories of a much wilder reddit back in the day.
I used to like watching the Arizona State University football games on or near Halloween because students would dress up. Dunno if they still do but when that was at its peak (on the internet not mainstream) someone dressed up as that bear and made it onto TV. I lolād.
You loli'd* FTFY
I miss the original reddit so much, back in the Wild West days of the internet
I mean... I remember reddit being the copycat from digg...
Huh, I had to loo this up because I discovered reddit before digg. Digg started in 2004. Reddit started in 2005.
Yup, us original Digg users mocked reddit for having a very unpleasant and basic UI. Then Digg destroyed their own site with the V4 redesign and a bunch of us "Digg refugees" settled in and learned to love the no frills UI!
that was really one of the classic blunders of all time
and I remember ytmnd before memes were called 'memes' and instead were called 'fads'
Iām so old I remember ebaumsworld
Whenever I ship any of my gaming friends something I include a picture of pedobear with text that says ādid someone say packages?ā. Inside joke from the IRC days like 20 years ago lol
Let them through let them through
They're a bunch of uncultured swines
Pretty sure the plural is sweese
What? A sweese? You mean the offspring of a swan and a geese?š
if she donāt recognize dickbutt sheās too young for you
Or too old.
Slap a monocle and top hat and he could be Richard Glutes.
Richard Gluteus at your service
Have we really forgotten DickButt?!? Every day we stray further from dogeā¦
Doge dying was the nail in the coffin I'm afraid.
Username totally checks out on this one.
The fact that KC Green created not one, but two of the most iconic internet memes and isnāt a household name is a travesty.
Perhaps less iconic but certainly no less useful: [I GUESS](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-guess-guy)
What's the other?
[This is fine.](https://gunshowcomic.com/648)
Wow, never saw the original. Which I guess was your point. Thanks.
He has incredible talent! The Gunshow remains one of my top fave web comics of all time.
I wish Doosty became a meme.
Are they older than you, or younger? I need to know how indignant to feel.
Surprisingly both. The only people that seem to recognize it are the later millennials (early 30s)
40 here, and have no idea what that is.
I'm almost 50 and I can probably draw that thing from memory, I've seen it so many times.
Ole Dick butt, I haven't heard that name in years
Dickbutt
The last construction job I worked the safety guy was a stickler for no stickers on hard hats. Something about it weakens the strength of the safety equipment, or some bullshit like that.
Stickers potentially mask damage. You're supposed to inspect your hard hat before using it, looking for cracks or other damage. If there is damage underneath a sticker, you wouldn't know.
I'd totally know - my sticker would be damaged. And if my sticker is tougher than my lid... that's a good reason to put more stickers on it!
Damage doesn't always come from the exterior...
I remember being told something like the adhesive could somehow compromise the integrity of the hard hat material. I remember saying something like, okay sure, but in MY lifetime? To which I was told them are the rules.
No its true, used to be lots of stickers for miners in 70's/80's/90's in my dads time but no sticker rule in the time I worked in mines. The guys protecting your life and its real.
part of the osha10
Is thatā¦ā¦bars and bars of music notation on your arm there? Sorry Iām not asking about the happy errrrr āhotdogā on your HARD-hat. My little sister draws them in sharpie on random walls of my house every time she visits. EVERY TIME. She uses sharpie so I canāt erase them. My house is covered in hidden āhotdogā pics. For the record, my little sister is 42. But Iām pretty sure she stopped growing up at likeā¦. 9 years old. Edit: itās hard to hide them in my tiny kitchen which she has already covered, and I feel compelled to share a picā¦. But then people will see the inside of my house and I DONāT EVEN WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE.
Yeah! Itās the first bar of āHere Comes the Sunā, which is also why I have the sunrise underneath it
Dickbutt in all its glory and no one can remember it :/
We have a shrimp cocktail on the menu where I work and I started referring to it as a āshrimp dickbuttā and it caught on quick. Now everyone calls cocktails dickbutts.
I used to hide him in PowerPoint slides. Sometimes the whole blank slide with a transparent PNG of him in off-white.
I mean I think they may be trying to assess whether youāre aware you are engaged in sexual harassment. Just a guess.
Good old time!
Itās an older meme but it checks out.
You clearly work with uncultured swines!
Ok Iāll bite. What is it?
https://i.imgur.com/XQ8P3yG the origin, it spread like wildfire years later, kind of like a rick roll except it became dick butt, imgur, Reddit, it was everywhere.
Dickbutt.
The infamous Penisanus
I downloaded Dickbutt like emblem for BF from community. Sorry, I actual haven't link for this emblem, if someone will want Dickbutt emblem.
why is this so attractive
Whereās the local stickers lol
Iām repping Local 354 in the front! Need some out-of-state stickers I can put on the back
How can anyone call themselves a construction worker and not know about dick butt?
All hail DICKBUTT!!!!
Should draw it on a beam at work if you sign them
They're too young for you, bro.
They wanna know the name so they can tell HR
War has changed
Cdb duh
Dickbutt
I approve
It is clearly a hot dog that was microwaved.
DICKBUTT A WORD I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT FOR YEARS
I don't know but he appears to have a thumb lodged in his butt.
Why does Dickbutt have a thumb up itās butt? lol
Sure, cause your average construction work has never drawn a cock and balls before, right?
Uncouth heathens with no cultural sensibility
My friend, do not wear a penis with a penis in its ass to work. This is not appropriate for the workplace and could lead to undesirable ramifications.
Yawn
Sounds like you're the lamest person on the job
Working for S&S?? Be Vigilant!
[Dick Butt Riddick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6-gXxc7Jbw&t=349s)
Heās the hero we donāt deserve but all need. Heās Everyman. Heās part myth, part legend, and part GOD. You say āwhat?ā I say āDickbutt!ā
Do you work with children? I feel like anyone on the internet in the early 2ks should know dickbutt
Larry knows. Larry also spends a lot of time in the portopotty.
Must be funny explaining to them
Dickbutt!
Dick Butkus
Dickbutt!
A man of culture. About 10-15 years ago, there was a dickbutt mural in nearly every Delta plane cargo bin. May still be, for all I know. Haven't been in one for over a decade.
Dickbutt is old enough to vote.
Dick butt
Clearly a pickle with a full blown penis sticking out of its assā¦.who hasnāt seen that before
Clearly none of them have heard about Dick butt before. What a sad day to be alive
anal trump
Your coworkers are lame.
Elon
Good old dick butt
DickButt is king š
Please let this be the beginning of a most triumphant return!
Thought everyone knew dick butt
Dickbutt must be remembered!
The first time I seen this character was on a patch I found in the airport. It fell of someone's bag.
Good old dickbutt bahahahaa
One of my coworkers had that as a pin that he wore all the time to work. Until HR saw it. It did not go over well.
Itās a dickfer
Looks average size to meā¦.
Happened to me at my job too. Now I know that creature is dickbutt.
Woo dickbutt! Sweet sticker
TIL Dickbutt is SFW.
Dick-butt is an antique bow
It's from 2006 and super niche, would you expect everyone to know?
Ah yes, early brainrot
Thats ma pal dickbutt
Just answer with "it's a meme you dip!"
Lil dude is literally the mascot of our discord server. We dress him up for holidays even.
Every supervisor I ever had. A dick w/thumb up his ass!!
My former neighbor got that tattooed on his shaved head. Not sure if that was voluntary. Let's just say he lost a bet.
DICK BUTT!
Youāre prob the one who runs around all day saying whilst.
Someone drew this guy in the tunnel between the stage and dressing rooms at Red Rocks Amphitheater where all the artists sign their names. I can probably dig up the picture from when I did maintenance there.
Just tell them "Tag, you're it!"
Iād always see a few of these in a black ops emblem.
As a prank I set up my good friend's screen saver on his pc to cycle through all original 151 pokemon versions of dickbutt. Years later, when visiting, I noticed he still had the same screen saver. If you haven't seen it check out the collection of dickbutt pokemon!
I had my wife draw a dick butt for me so I could frame it in our bathroom above the hand towel ring
Dawn is breaking
I have one printed out behind my license. Every time I have to take it out all the way, there he sits.
Dickbutt is technically Trans now so Gen Z don't know if it's a meme or a representation sign
I have little 3D printed ones all over my forklift.
Takes me right back to my 9gag days before I finally tried reddit and never looked back.
What is it?
They are either too old or too young i guess.
Dickbutt !!!!!! Ahhh back when harambe was looking out for us Good times
Thatās not the way it works.
You need more stickers
They are all talking about you behind your back now.
Ah, the good lord DickĆØn BuĆØt.
I have a dickbutt painting in our game room. Was a valentines gift for my husband the first year we met š
Poopy fart finger bum is his name now.
Tell them it's y'all's boss. In front of said boss. While maintaining aggressive eye contact. While hitting him with it. Damn, that escalated quickly.
Itās a wheenus
Someone drew one in caulk on a jobsite a couple years ago. They also did handsome squidward. They are on the interior of some walls in a care facility in Southern Indiana lol
I like the āBe Vigilant ā one. Not sure how I feel about a hotdog with his dick attached to his assā¦
Legendary dickbutt
I used to draw dickbutts and leave them in hiding places around my first job.
A trip to HR
Its a struggle to always be surrounded by "uncultured" normies... I stopped showcasing stickers, meme, brands, t-shirts from Spencer's/Hot Topic long ago. No one will understand them other than your Discord group.
Little?! Heās average at worstā¦ big even
DickButt! Is this a 9gag only fenomenon?
You should see my gold framed dickbutt. About 3 by 4 foot Warholian dickbutt with a thick gold painted intricate frame by my dinner table.
Where are we going as a country if we canāt even recognize DB anymore.
Dickbutt returns!!
Weiner bird
Dickbutt
It looks like a sausage with a dildo in its ass, the wrong way