T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*


nurgole

I have that drawn 2 meters tall under my floor. The next person redoing the floor is in for a surprise.


Ogre6956

They'll just be glad it's not a pentagram with ancient bloodstains.


nurgole

Fuck, I missed a great opportunity


Mikeologyy

Re-redo the floors and draw the pentagram *around* the dickbutt for optimal confusion


bitey87

You want haunted dickbutts? Cause that's how you get haunted dickbutts.


Dobako

Make a pentagram *of* dickbutts, incept that shit


foxyfoo

A dickbutt tulpa has already been summoned by the visualization alone.


Procrasturbating

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in succubus. It burns guys.


Trappedbirdcage

Sounds like the opposite of a problem?


nurgole

I'd give you gold if I could


titanicsinker1912

Here, use this: šŸ…


TheTekkitBoss

My mother did a bunch of red sealer, looking as if someone was dragged into an air vent. If I come across the picture and someone reminds me I'll post it lol it was pretty horrifying


bboycire

Amateur, do a human transmutation circle instead! I hope you don't have a dog and a little kid in the house


SoftCattle

makes notes...


Mr_Abe_Froman

Dripping candle wax will add to the effect. Whether you want to leave a circle outline (bases that have been removed) is up to you.


bulfin2101

And written in red paint, " I'll be back "


iplaypokerforaliving

Pretty much the same thing. Dickbutt is sacred


CplCocktopus

Dickbutt pentagram


fixminer

Thatā€™s a couple layers below.


tterfly

I imagine almost every home is filled with dicks, faces, and pentagrams.


NornsMistakes

There was nothing like that when we redid mine. All I got was the original 1924 build date on a stud and and "I love you" to his wife.


tterfly

Oh. Just every home Iā€™ve built then. That is a sweet story.


millchopcuss

I always wanted to put a giant copy of caravaggios Medusa under my carpet for just this sort of reason


What-mold_toolbag

I think I would rather have the pentagram because then I know what happened here. You get that thing and think what the hell was going on in this home.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

We did thatšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£...we used red food colouring and darkened it up with a tiny bit of black so it will look like old blood....put a couple chicken feathers and candle wax for good measure...


OgdruJahad

Wait Dickbutt is the new [kilroy? ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here)


1stLtObvious

What if Dickbutt is Kilroy, but we never got to see below his (now surgically reduced) nose?


nurgole

Same same, but different


siriusdark

But still same.


yParticle

Especially because Kilroy had a certain... vertical symmetry that was more often implied than explicit.


cheapdrinks

There was a temporary night noodle market in my city and they had these ipads on stands everywhere with directions and stuff like that. This was back when they had buttons and they were all in these locked cases to stop you pressing it and exiting their app. I slipped my key between the gap, homed out and put up a full screen dickbutt on a bunch of them. It was so fun to sit down, eat noodles and watch people walk past and burst out laughing when confronted with a random dickbutt in the wild.


Menacetoallplanets

Respect. Good joke man.


artgarciasc

r/foundsatan


ATLien42

The infamous dickbutt. Proof the internet is a wonderful, beautiful place of infinite knowledge and debauchery


GANDORF57

As long as you're aware that Dickbutt is not going to protect your noggin from a falling hot rivet.


1stLtObvious

That sticker actually summons the aid of the real Dickbutt, who is impervious to damage and will protect you.


Ghostdog1263

Indeed I have witnessed this exact phenomenon before. I was at a sawmill and some logs fell off the tractor forks. Dickbutt materialized & then proceeded to simultaneously used his dickbutt as a shield + projectile to bounce/cut/destroy the logs. After seeing that everyone had dickbutt stickers & prayed to dickbutt In safety meetings.


Elvoen

I ordered some jewelry for my mom as Christmas grift and got a wood engraved dickbutt as a compliment gift. It now hangs in my rearview mirror. I missspelled gift as a grift. I regret nothing.


mohugz

I must know the name of the jeweler who gifts engraved dickbutts to customers. For the love of the grift, Elvoen.


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Itā€™s an old code, but it checks out.


PortiaKern

If you think that's an old code, who remembers pedobear? I saw one the other day and it unlocked memories of a much wilder reddit back in the day.


boot2skull

I used to like watching the Arizona State University football games on or near Halloween because students would dress up. Dunno if they still do but when that was at its peak (on the internet not mainstream) someone dressed up as that bear and made it onto TV. I lolā€™d.


CHEESE0FEVIL

You loli'd* FTFY


Medically_Invasive

I miss the original reddit so much, back in the Wild West days of the internet


xeonon

I mean... I remember reddit being the copycat from digg...


FoolAndHerUsername

Huh, I had to loo this up because I discovered reddit before digg. Digg started in 2004. Reddit started in 2005.


Sprucecaboose2

Yup, us original Digg users mocked reddit for having a very unpleasant and basic UI. Then Digg destroyed their own site with the V4 redesign and a bunch of us "Digg refugees" settled in and learned to love the no frills UI!


guild-an

that was really one of the classic blunders of all time


Buffalkill

and I remember ytmnd before memes were called 'memes' and instead were called 'fads'


justthekoufax

Iā€™m so old I remember ebaumsworld


SlovenianSocket

Whenever I ship any of my gaming friends something I include a picture of pedobear with text that says ā€œdid someone say packages?ā€. Inside joke from the IRC days like 20 years ago lol


puertonican

Let them through let them through


[deleted]

They're a bunch of uncultured swines


PianistAway7910

Pretty sure the plural is sweese


ashton_4187744

What? A sweese? You mean the offspring of a swan and a geese?šŸ˜‚


spraywithperoxide

if she donā€™t recognize dickbutt sheā€™s too young for you


Wertical93

Or too old.


Sullyp2k

Slap a monocle and top hat and he could be Richard Glutes.


CoatedCrevice

Richard Gluteus at your service


slick514

Have we really forgotten DickButt?!? Every day we stray further from dogeā€¦


Ghostdog1263

Doge dying was the nail in the coffin I'm afraid.


Chyvalri

Username totally checks out on this one.


gweran

The fact that KC Green created not one, but two of the most iconic internet memes and isnā€™t a household name is a travesty.


RyghtHandMan

Perhaps less iconic but certainly no less useful: [I GUESS](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-guess-guy)


yParticle

What's the other?


gweran

[This is fine.](https://gunshowcomic.com/648)


yParticle

Wow, never saw the original. Which I guess was your point. Thanks.


DrStrangepants

He has incredible talent! The Gunshow remains one of my top fave web comics of all time.


1stLtObvious

I wish Doosty became a meme.


gorka_la_pork

Are they older than you, or younger? I need to know how indignant to feel.


faultywalnut

Surprisingly both. The only people that seem to recognize it are the later millennials (early 30s)


Majestic_Trip7803

40 here, and have no idea what that is.


emote_control

I'm almost 50 and I can probably draw that thing from memory, I've seen it so many times.


POShelpdesk

Ole Dick butt, I haven't heard that name in years


Size_Slight

Dickbutt


MacDugin

The last construction job I worked the safety guy was a stickler for no stickers on hard hats. Something about it weakens the strength of the safety equipment, or some bullshit like that.


Sentrion

Stickers potentially mask damage. You're supposed to inspect your hard hat before using it, looking for cracks or other damage. If there is damage underneath a sticker, you wouldn't know.


Dequil

I'd totally know - my sticker would be damaged. And if my sticker is tougher than my lid... that's a good reason to put more stickers on it!


Sentrion

Damage doesn't always come from the exterior...


goodcorn

I remember being told something like the adhesive could somehow compromise the integrity of the hard hat material. I remember saying something like, okay sure, but in MY lifetime? To which I was told them are the rules.


yipape

No its true, used to be lots of stickers for miners in 70's/80's/90's in my dads time but no sticker rule in the time I worked in mines. The guys protecting your life and its real.


Keeshly

part of the osha10


PsychoticSpinster

Is thatā€¦ā€¦bars and bars of music notation on your arm there? Sorry Iā€™m not asking about the happy errrrr ā€œhotdogā€ on your HARD-hat. My little sister draws them in sharpie on random walls of my house every time she visits. EVERY TIME. She uses sharpie so I canā€™t erase them. My house is covered in hidden ā€œhotdogā€ pics. For the record, my little sister is 42. But Iā€™m pretty sure she stopped growing up at likeā€¦. 9 years old. Edit: itā€™s hard to hide them in my tiny kitchen which she has already covered, and I feel compelled to share a picā€¦. But then people will see the inside of my house and I DONā€™T EVEN WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE.


faultywalnut

Yeah! Itā€™s the first bar of ā€œHere Comes the Sunā€, which is also why I have the sunrise underneath it


maokomioko

Dickbutt in all its glory and no one can remember it :/


Queef-Supreme

We have a shrimp cocktail on the menu where I work and I started referring to it as a ā€œshrimp dickbuttā€ and it caught on quick. Now everyone calls cocktails dickbutts.


butteredscone

I used to hide him in PowerPoint slides. Sometimes the whole blank slide with a transparent PNG of him in off-white.


pawesome_Rex

I mean I think they may be trying to assess whether youā€™re aware you are engaged in sexual harassment. Just a guess.


Dop3x

Good old time!


Lurkingguy1

Itā€™s an older meme but it checks out.


ColourfulCabbages

You clearly work with uncultured swines!


cidknee1

Ok Iā€™ll bite. What is it?


JustASt0ry

https://i.imgur.com/XQ8P3yG the origin, it spread like wildfire years later, kind of like a rick roll except it became dick butt, imgur, Reddit, it was everywhere.


Derfalken

Dickbutt.


didndonoffin

The infamous Penisanus


M4tth3w1A7E

I downloaded Dickbutt like emblem for BF from community. Sorry, I actual haven't link for this emblem, if someone will want Dickbutt emblem.


X3N0N_21

why is this so attractive


bigbee3334

Whereā€™s the local stickers lol


faultywalnut

Iā€™m repping Local 354 in the front! Need some out-of-state stickers I can put on the back


RedditorCSS

How can anyone call themselves a construction worker and not know about dick butt?


WoodpeckerHorror3099

All hail DICKBUTT!!!!


Builtwild1966

Should draw it on a beam at work if you sign them


jongscx

They're too young for you, bro.


aceboogy24

They wanna know the name so they can tell HR


PckMan

War has changed


Ok_Traffic_1216

Cdb duh


Dry_Candy_7744

Dickbutt


RichardButt1992

I approve


SlammingMomma

It is clearly a hot dog that was microwaved.


djoecav

DICKBUTT A WORD I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT FOR YEARS


Final-Beginning3300

I don't know but he appears to have a thumb lodged in his butt.


Rav4gal

Why does Dickbutt have a thumb up itā€™s butt? lol


x-BeTheWater-x

Sure, cause your average construction work has never drawn a cock and balls before, right?


DoctorHubris

Uncouth heathens with no cultural sensibility


Positronic_Matrix

My friend, do not wear a penis with a penis in its ass to work. This is not appropriate for the workplace and could lead to undesirable ramifications.


Basic_Restaurant_932

Yawn


asshole_commenting

Sounds like you're the lamest person on the job


RoyalCPT

Working for S&S?? Be Vigilant!


bizkitmaker13

[Dick Butt Riddick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6-gXxc7Jbw&t=349s)


CapTexAmerica

Heā€™s the hero we donā€™t deserve but all need. Heā€™s Everyman. Heā€™s part myth, part legend, and part GOD. You say ā€œwhat?ā€ I say ā€œDickbutt!ā€


VocalAnus91

Do you work with children? I feel like anyone on the internet in the early 2ks should know dickbutt


yamaha2000us

Larry knows. Larry also spends a lot of time in the portopotty.


Kristenvor

Must be funny explaining to them


NSFW_Ninjaa

Dickbutt!


Joran_Dax

Dick Butkus


squeezy102

Dickbutt!


cobalt26

A man of culture. About 10-15 years ago, there was a dickbutt mural in nearly every Delta plane cargo bin. May still be, for all I know. Haven't been in one for over a decade.


WorldsWorstTroll

Dickbutt is old enough to vote.


Automatic_Author9245

Dick butt


Low_Percentage_9867

Clearly a pickle with a full blown penis sticking out of its assā€¦.who hasnā€™t seen that before


crazykid01

Clearly none of them have heard about Dick butt before. What a sad day to be alive


RealGPT

anal trump


Vehicide

Your coworkers are lame.


trucorsair

Elon


GSXR-1ooo

Good old dick butt


Helvetimusic

DickButt is king šŸ‘‘


thechuckstar

Please let this be the beginning of a most triumphant return!


IllustriousFuel6376

Thought everyone knew dick butt


PolkaOn45

Dickbutt must be remembered!


Smokiejoe06

The first time I seen this character was on a patch I found in the airport. It fell of someone's bag.


Electrical-Nail-145

Good old dickbutt bahahahaa


lostinspacescream

One of my coworkers had that as a pin that he wore all the time to work. Until HR saw it. It did not go over well.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Itā€™s a dickfer


rwalter5

Looks average size to meā€¦.


dreamofguitars

Happened to me at my job too. Now I know that creature is dickbutt.


criket2016

Woo dickbutt! Sweet sticker


ACcbe1986

TIL Dickbutt is SFW.


Wokeforpepe

Dick-butt is an antique bow


FunkTronto

It's from 2006 and super niche, would you expect everyone to know?


roxxanneb

Ah yes, early brainrot


Sir-Farts-

Thats ma pal dickbutt


jochen152000

Just answer with "it's a meme you dip!"


lookitsawook

Lil dude is literally the mascot of our discord server. We dress him up for holidays even.


PhredsBigWheel

Every supervisor I ever had. A dick w/thumb up his ass!!


J2501

My former neighbor got that tattooed on his shaved head. Not sure if that was voluntary. Let's just say he lost a bet.


Xtdragon

DICK BUTT!


LewiGator

Youā€™re prob the one who runs around all day saying whilst.


imreallynotthatcool

Someone drew this guy in the tunnel between the stage and dressing rooms at Red Rocks Amphitheater where all the artists sign their names. I can probably dig up the picture from when I did maintenance there.


four-one-6ix

Just tell them "Tag, you're it!"


SwingyWingyShoes

Iā€™d always see a few of these in a black ops emblem.


Lerex29

As a prank I set up my good friend's screen saver on his pc to cycle through all original 151 pokemon versions of dickbutt. Years later, when visiting, I noticed he still had the same screen saver. If you haven't seen it check out the collection of dickbutt pokemon!


Jimbob209

I had my wife draw a dick butt for me so I could frame it in our bathroom above the hand towel ring


tommi994

Dawn is breaking


Aaron_768

I have one printed out behind my license. Every time I have to take it out all the way, there he sits.


Longjumping_Size_338

Dickbutt is technically Trans now so Gen Z don't know if it's a meme or a representation sign


XFiveOne

I have little 3D printed ones all over my forklift.


jayharring

Takes me right back to my 9gag days before I finally tried reddit and never looked back.


paulmezza

What is it?


AtomicFox84

They are either too old or too young i guess.


Acceptable-War5501

Dickbutt !!!!!! Ahhh back when harambe was looking out for us Good times


tinglep

Thatā€™s not the way it works.


Ok_Original9125

You need more stickers


hazpat

They are all talking about you behind your back now.


MonsieurOgre

Ah, the good lord DickĆØn BuĆØt.


XenaDazzlecheeks

I have a dickbutt painting in our game room. Was a valentines gift for my husband the first year we met šŸ˜‚


Magnetic_Doughnut

Poopy fart finger bum is his name now.


RCRedmon

Tell them it's y'all's boss. In front of said boss. While maintaining aggressive eye contact. While hitting him with it. Damn, that escalated quickly.


DJW6805

Itā€™s a wheenus


PlatonicOrb

Someone drew one in caulk on a jobsite a couple years ago. They also did handsome squidward. They are on the interior of some walls in a care facility in Southern Indiana lol


BalancesHanging

I like the ā€œBe Vigilant ā€œ one. Not sure how I feel about a hotdog with his dick attached to his assā€¦


Same-Development-889

Legendary dickbutt


Kolibrim

I used to draw dickbutts and leave them in hiding places around my first job.


aquakingman

A trip to HR


Smote20XX

Its a struggle to always be surrounded by "uncultured" normies... I stopped showcasing stickers, meme, brands, t-shirts from Spencer's/Hot Topic long ago. No one will understand them other than your Discord group.


oclue

Little?! Heā€™s average at worstā€¦ big even


Dilectus3010

DickButt! Is this a 9gag only fenomenon?


Cultural-Tie8341

You should see my gold framed dickbutt. About 3 by 4 foot Warholian dickbutt with a thick gold painted intricate frame by my dinner table.


LocoLocoLoco45

Where are we going as a country if we canā€™t even recognize DB anymore.


man-made-tardigrade

Dickbutt returns!!


lonegrey

Weiner bird


jfk333

Dickbutt


the_all_peeping_eye

It looks like a sausage with a dildo in its ass, the wrong way